Something even more bizzare then Rapture Ready...

wakawakawaka · 11th July 2012, 09:17 PM

You guys think RR is messed up.. well check this out ......http://www.fivedoves.com/rapture/2012/raptureyear.html and http://www.fivedoves.com/rapture/201...ureyear_2.html

These guys are even more messed up than RR.....

Marduk · 11th July 2012, 10:10 PM

Quote:

OK LORD, YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION!

and the Lord has a restraining order

tsig · 12th July 2012, 04:54 AM

Originally Posted by wakawakawaka

You guys think RR is messed up.. well check this out ......http://www.fivedoves.com/rapture/2012/raptureyear.html and http://www.fivedoves.com/rapture/201...ureyear_2.html

These guys are even more messed up than RR.....

This number came right into my office cubicle as the node number of the wireless motion sensor installed in my cubicle for occupancy sensing; the motion sensor is a component in a energy saving pilot project my office has embarked on. When I saw the number, my jaw dropped. But I felt mixed feelings. One the one hand, I sensed that God was trying to tell me something BIG; on the other hand, I thought to myself, how am I going to fit the number 234 in the perfect double witness provided by the first two numbers pointing to 2012? It would be quite a tall order to square the number with the first two numbers.

Seeing revelations in motion sensor numbers is par for the course when rationality is discarded.

Hilited:How can I make the facts fit the conclusion?

Squeegee Beckenheim · 12th July 2012, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Is the Holy Spirit hinting that only those who take up the cross and follow Christ will be taken in year 2012?

Clue: No.

wakawakawaka · 12th July 2012, 04:51 PM

i think these are the people that got kicked of rapture ready....

CplFerro · 12th July 2012, 05:42 PM

"...God was trying to tell me something BIG..."

Anyone else ever notice how God is always trying to tell people things, and just can't bloody well come out and tell them? Has a bad cold or what? It's always this spooky symbolism/numerology stuff, indistinguishable from schizophrenia.

Cpl Ferro

jasonpatterson · 12th July 2012, 05:47 PM

Oh yeah, well I've already been raptured and you're just talking with the soulless shell that is my body. Take that, future charcoal briquettes!

Darth Rotor · 12th July 2012, 05:49 PM

For the OPO

Please learn the difference in usage between Then and Than.

Thanks.

Originally Posted by J.Tng

On my birthday in 2010, a number came to me. I asked God for a specific birthday gift, but I did not receive it; instead, God gave me the number 823 that day. Until last week, I could not figure out the meaning of this number. It all makes sense now after leaving it on the back burner for one whole year.

What a numbnuts, wasting electricity and contributing to global warming.

Oh, by the way: He Burned It!

How the hell do you burn the number 823? You fail to pay attention to your appliances.

Got no time for this fool, he'll be burning down his apartment next, and taking a lot of neighbors and their homes with him.

Arrrrgggghhh!

Kid Eager · 12th July 2012, 06:19 PM

I love the design of the homepage:

http://www.fivedoves.com/

wakawakawaka · 12th July 2012, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by Kid Eager

I love the design of the homepage:

http://www.fivedoves.com/

i think this site is a GOLDMINE for FSTDT

Kopji · 13th July 2012, 12:10 AM

Must be some kind of direct relationship between the number of colors and fonts used and the craziness of a site. It would be interesting to have a machine analyze various sites without knowing the content - sort pages by fonts and colors and then see if the highest variations all fall into the same pile of weirdness.

Squid · 13th July 2012, 12:38 AM

Originally Posted by Kid Eager

I love the design of the homepage:

http://www.fivedoves.com/

Ireland called. The leprechauns said they'd like their rainbows back.

roger · 14th July 2012, 09:16 AM

To be honest, I'm kind of hoping it happens....

shemp · 14th July 2012, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by Kid Eager

I love the design of the homepage:

http://www.fivedoves.com/

You'll be hearing from my lawyer re: Permanent Loss of Vision.

11th July 2012, 09:17 PM	#1
wakawakawaka Critical Thinker Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Vancouver,Canada Posts: 459	Something even more bizzare then Rapture Ready... You guys think RR is messed up.. well check this out ......http://www.fivedoves.com/rapture/2012/raptureyear.html and http://www.fivedoves.com/rapture/201...ureyear_2.html These guys are even more messed up than RR.....

12th July 2012, 06:35 AM	#4
Squeegee Beckenheim Illuminator Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,258	Quote: Is the Holy Spirit hinting that only those who take up the cross and follow Christ will be taken in year 2012? Clue: No.
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12th July 2012, 05:47 PM	#7
jasonpatterson Philanthropic Misanthrope Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Space, The Final Frontier Posts: 2,180	Oh yeah, well I've already been raptured and you're just talking with the soulless shell that is my body. Take that, future charcoal briquettes!
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12th July 2012, 05:49 PM	#8
Darth Rotor Salted Sith Cynic Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rat cheer Posts: 34,257	For the OPO Please learn the difference in usage between Then and Than. Thanks. Originally Posted by J.Tng On my birthday in 2010, a number came to me. I asked God for a specific birthday gift, but I did not receive it; instead, God gave me the number 823 that day. Until last week, I could not figure out the meaning of this number. It all makes sense now after leaving it on the back burner for one whole year. What a numbnuts, wasting electricity and contributing to global warming. Oh, by the way: He Burned It! How the hell do you burn the number 823? You fail to pay attention to your appliances. Got no time for this fool, he'll be burning down his apartment next, and taking a lot of neighbors and their homes with him. Arrrrgggghhh!
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12th July 2012, 06:19 PM	#9
Kid Eager Illuminator Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 3,495	I love the design of the homepage: http://www.fivedoves.com/
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11th July 2012, 10:10 PM	#2
Marduk Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Newbury, Berkshire Posts: 10,242	Quote: OK LORD, YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION! and the Lord has a restraining order

12th July 2012, 04:54 AM	#3
tsig a carbon based life-form Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 26,755	Originally Posted by wakawakawaka You guys think RR is messed up.. well check this out ......http://www.fivedoves.com/rapture/2012/raptureyear.html and http://www.fivedoves.com/rapture/201...ureyear_2.html These guys are even more messed up than RR..... This number came right into my office cubicle as the node number of the wireless motion sensor installed in my cubicle for occupancy sensing; the motion sensor is a component in a energy saving pilot project my office has embarked on. When I saw the number, my jaw dropped. But I felt mixed feelings. One the one hand, I sensed that God was trying to tell me something BIG; on the other hand, I thought to myself, how am I going to fit the number 234 in the perfect double witness provided by the first two numbers pointing to 2012? It would be quite a tall order to square the number with the first two numbers. Seeing revelations in motion sensor numbers is par for the course when rationality is discarded. Hilited:How can I make the facts fit the conclusion?

12th July 2012, 04:51 PM	#5
wakawakawaka Critical Thinker Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Vancouver,Canada Posts: 459	i think these are the people that got kicked of rapture ready....

12th July 2012, 05:42 PM	#6
CplFerro Graduate Poster Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,383	"...God was trying to tell me something BIG..." Anyone else ever notice how God is always trying to tell people things, and just can't bloody well come out and tell them? Has a bad cold or what? It's always this spooky symbolism/numerology stuff, indistinguishable from schizophrenia. Cpl Ferro

12th July 2012, 08:23 PM	#10
wakawakawaka Critical Thinker Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Vancouver,Canada Posts: 459	Originally Posted by Kid Eager I love the design of the homepage: http://www.fivedoves.com/ i think this site is a GOLDMINE for FSTDT

13th July 2012, 12:10 AM	#11
Kopji Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mogollon Rim Posts: 7,697	Must be some kind of direct relationship between the number of colors and fonts used and the craziness of a site. It would be interesting to have a machine analyze various sites without knowing the content - sort pages by fonts and colors and then see if the highest variations all fall into the same pile of weirdness.

13th July 2012, 12:38 AM	#12
Squid Thinker Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 143	Originally Posted by Kid Eager I love the design of the homepage: http://www.fivedoves.com/ Ireland called. The leprechauns said they'd like their rainbows back.

14th July 2012, 09:16 AM	#13
roger Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mountain View, CA Posts: 11,021	To be honest, I'm kind of hoping it happens....
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14th July 2012, 09:33 AM	#14
shemp Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: trapped in a cave-in with Joe Posts: 12,885	Originally Posted by Kid Eager I love the design of the homepage: http://www.fivedoves.com/ You'll be hearing from my lawyer re: Permanent Loss of Vision.
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