Transylvania - Page 13

ddt · 7th November 2012, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by alfa1

Johan de Witt was lynched by an organized mob after visiting his brother Cornelis in prison.
Other parts of their bodies were eaten by the mob (or taken elsewhere, cooked and then eaten). This means people from Holland are worst than Dracula!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_d...#Mathematician

And you infer this from one (double) murder? I agree the murder of the brothers De Witt was outrageously horrific, but I can't even think of a handful other political murders since the founding of an independent Dutch state. Fortuyn. Oldenbarneveldt if you will. That's all. Vlad Dracul, on the other hand, has been estimated to have made over 10,000 victims.

Anyway, you apparently don't dispute Johan de Witt's contributions to mathematics and actuarial science.

Craig B · 7th November 2012, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by alfa1

Johan de Witt was lynched by an organized mob after visiting his brother Cornelis in prison.
Other parts of their bodies were eaten by the mob (or taken elsewhere, cooked and then eaten). This means people from Holland are worst than Dracula!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_d...#Mathematician

Some people from Transylvania are worse than Dracula too! What about the murderous Elizabeth Bathory, slaughterer of hundreds of young girls? From wiki

Quote:

... Her father was George Báthory of the Ecsed branch of the family, brother of Andrew Bonaventura Báthory, who had been Voivod of Transylvania, while her mother was Anna Báthory (1539–1570), daughter of Stephen Báthory of Somlyó, another Voivod of Transylvania, was of the Somlyó branch. Through her mother, Elizabeth was the cousin of the Hungarian noble Stefan Báthory, King of Poland and Duke of Transylvania ... Erzsbet was raised on Ecsed, an estate in Transylvania. As a young woman she learned Latin, German and Greek ... When she was 11, her cousin Stephen became prince of Transylvania, and he planned to unite Europe against the Turks. Yet battles on several fronts exhausted his resources. Stephen was known for his savagery ...

alfa1 · 8th November 2012, 10:01 AM

Erzsébeth Báthory was born on a family estate in Nyírbátor, Hungary in 1560 or 1561, and spent her childhood at Ecsed Castle in Hungary.

The comparisons with Vlad III the Impaler of Wallachia, on whom the fictional Count Dracula is partly based, and to modern nicknames of the Blood Countess and Countess Dracula.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory

So You are Wrong:
Dracula was the Impaler of Wallachia, NOT TRANSYLVANIA.
Countess Dracula, Erzsébeth Báthory was born on a family estate in Nyírbátor, Hungary; NOT TRANSYLVANIA

Craig B · 8th November 2012, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by alfa1

Erzsébeth Báthory was born on a family estate in Nyírbátor, Hungary; NOT TRANSYLVANIA

Read my post again, and tell me where I said she was born in Transylvania.

NightStar76 · 8th November 2012, 11:00 AM

Actually, Alfa1 is right. For once. The Bathory family may have had strong political roots in Transylvania, but they were not Transylvanian. They considered themselves Hungarian, held themselves apart from the (still, at the time, primarily) Romanian population, and generally used it as a base for campaigns against the Hungarian monarchy in the west of the country. On the other hand, that means that Transylvania played a crucial role in the total collapse of the Hungarian state in the 13th, 14th and 15th centuries, which led to the Ottoman Conquest, which led to the Austro-Turkish wars, which eventually led to about 300 years of total suppression of both Transylvanian and Hungarian nationhood, independence and suppression under the Austrian government, which led to the Hungarian revolution, which led to the Hungarian suppression of all other cultures and ethnicity in their half of the empire, which led to the Serbian revolt, which...

ZOMG TRANSYLVANIA CAUSED WORLD WAR 1.

alfa1 · 11th November 2012, 05:05 AM

Yes, Alfa1 is right.

dafydd · 11th November 2012, 01:13 PM

There's a first time for everything.

TimCallahan · 11th November 2012, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by NightStar76

Actually, Alfa1 is right. For once. The Bathory family may have had strong political roots in Transylvania, but they were not Transylvanian. They considered themselves Hungarian, held themselves apart from the (still, at the time, primarily) Romanian population, and generally used it as a base for campaigns against the Hungarian monarchy in the west of the country. On the other hand, that means that Transylvania played a crucial role in the total collapse of the Hungarian state in the 13th, 14th and 15th centuries, which led to the Ottoman Conquest, which led to the Austro-Turkish wars, which eventually led to about 300 years of total suppression of both Transylvanian and Hungarian nationhood, independence and suppression under the Austrian government, which led to the Hungarian revolution, which led to the Hungarian suppression of all other cultures and ethnicity in their half of the empire, which led to the Serbian revolt, which...

ZOMG TRANSYLVANIA CAUSED WORLD WAR 1.

They weren't Transylvanian in nationality because there is no Transylvanian nationality and there never has been. Transylvania is a region of the Balkans, nothing more.

dafydd · 11th November 2012, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by TimCallahan

They weren't Transylvanian in nationality because there is no Transylvanian nationality and there never has been. Transylvania is a region of the Balkans, nothing more.

Wow, so the place really exists? I thought that Bram Stoker invented it.

ddt · 11th November 2012, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by TimCallahan

They weren't Transylvanian in nationality because there is no Transylvanian nationality and there never has been. Transylvania is a region of the Balkans, nothing more.

Deutschland, ein geographischer Begriff (Germany is a geographical expression) - Fürst Metternich, 1849.

Craig B · 11th November 2012, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by ddt

Deutschland, ein geographischer Begriff (Germany is a geographical expression) - Fürst Metternich, 1849.

Are you sure? Here he is three years earlier:

Quote:

Hitlers come and go, but Germany and the German people remain.

"The Order #55 of the National Commissar for the Defense" (23 February 1942)

ddt · 11th November 2012, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by Craig B

Are you sure? Here he is three years earlier:"The Order #55 of the National Commissar for the Defense" (23 February 1942)

At Potsdam. On authority of Der Spiegel:

Quote:

Stalin: "Deutschland ist, wie wir sagten. ein geographischer Begriff. Wollen wir es zunächst so verstehen. Wir können uns den Ergebnissen des Krieges nicht verschließen."

Comrade Stalin's point in that discussion was to exclude those areas occupied in the East by Poland and the USSR which they intended to keep.

Craig B · 11th November 2012, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by ddt

At Potsdam. On authority of Der Spiegel:
Comrade Stalin's point in that discussion was to exclude those areas occupied in the East by Poland and the USSR which they intended to keep.

So Comrade Stalin contradicted himself. That's the dialectic in action before our very eyes! Thesis, antithesis ...

ddt · 11th November 2012, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Craig B

So Comrade Stalin contradicted himself. That's the dialectic in action before our very eyes! Thesis, antithesis ...

... and synthesis (1989). Yes, you got Hegel pat down well.

alfa1 · 13th November 2012, 08:59 AM

The professor Neagu Djuvara said 2 days ago: to say to a Romanian is a Tief is a compliment!
Romania is the European Union’s most corrupt country.
Romania was very poor; Transylvania was inside the Austrian Empire. Romania came 71st in the group’s list of 180 countries and was seen as more corrupt than Bulgaria, Macedonia and Greece as well as Namibia, ranked 56th, Cape Verde, ranked 46th and Botswana ranked 37th.
http://www.romaniantimes.at/news/Gen..._country_in_EU

http://livenews.rtv.net/interviu-cu-...a-i_10125.html

Craig B · 13th November 2012, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by alfa1

The professor Neagu Djuvara said 2 days ago: to say to a Romanian is a Tief is a compliment!

Does the esteemed professor still reside in Romania, or did he emigrate to some other country before making that statement?

alfa1 · 13th November 2012, 12:53 PM

I calculated 98% are at animal level, they like stealing in any country.
Another proof for my Evolution theory!

The old professor was on RTV last week.

Craig B · 13th November 2012, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by alfa1

I calculated 98% are at animal level, they like stealing in any country.
Another proof for my Evolution theory!

The old professor was on RTV last week.

Can i see the workings of your calculation, please? Are the other 2% at the vegetable level?

TimCallahan · 13th November 2012, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by alfa1

I calculated 98% are at animal level, they like stealing in any country.
Another proof for my Evolution theory!

The old professor was on RTV last week.

Actually, nothing remotely related to reality is a proof of any theory you've ever had. It's is all a load of crap anyway:

1) There is no Transylvanian nationality. The region is split between Hungarians and Romanians.

2) There is no Transylvanian nationalist movement. It's all Alfalfa.

3) This thread keeps on going because we find you, Alfa1 and your ideas mildly entertaining and wonderfully absurd.

alfa1 · 27th November 2012, 12:02 AM

I am the only one in Transylvania who can unite the Hungarians and the Romanians!

Little 10 Toes · 27th November 2012, 07:09 AM

No you're not. You haven't shown any evidence of that claim.

dafydd · 27th November 2012, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by alfa1

I am the only one in Transylvania who can unite the Hungarians and the Romanians!

I'm the only one who can do that.

Craig B · 27th November 2012, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by dafydd

I'm the only one who can do that.

I bet I could do it as well!

dafydd · 27th November 2012, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by Craig B

I bet I could do it as well!

Let's all do it together! Ready, one, two, three......

ddt · 27th November 2012, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by dafydd

Let's all do it together! Ready, one, two, three......

Can I join in as well. Whom are we going to portray as their common enemy to help them unite?

Sideroxylon · 27th November 2012, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by dafydd

I'm the only one who can do that.

Too late. I have already received the sword from some woman in a lake. Only I can unite and refound the realm.

TragicMonkey · 27th November 2012, 01:44 PM

Last night I received a visitation from St Marshmallow, patron saint of Transylvania. He said unto me that I was to be the new khan of all Transylvania, and build an empire of blood and steel. Remington Steele, no less. With the aid of my associate, Ms Holt, I will endeavor to attempt trying this. To such end, please send me all of the money.

alfa1 · 27th November 2012, 02:41 PM

I need one F-22 Raptor to free Transylvania!

http://jurnalul.ro/stiri/observator/...or-630056.html

TragicMonkey · 27th November 2012, 03:46 PM

And I need one velociraptor to enslave it! I will grind Transylvania beneath a reign of dinosaur terror!!

dafydd · 27th November 2012, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by ddt

Can I join in as well. Whom are we going to portray as their common enemy to help them unite?

Smurfs.

dafydd · 27th November 2012, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by alfa1

I need one F-22 Raptor to free Transylvania!

http://jurnalul.ro/stiri/observator/...or-630056.html

I have one for sale.

alfa1 · 29th November 2012, 12:27 PM

Hitler had less generals than Romania in 2012

wollery · 30th November 2012, 03:19 AM

Hitler had no generals in 2012.

Foolmewunz · 30th November 2012, 05:02 AM

Originally Posted by wollery

Hitler had no generals in 2012.

I know it's commonly believed that he only had one ball, but I never heard he had no genitals......

What? Gen - errrr - als.... ? Oh, never mind, then.

Back to the thread, eh? I am Vladicus!

TragicMonkey · 30th November 2012, 12:49 PM

You may all be generals in my glorious Neo Transylvanian Army! Swear fealty to me and I will lead us into a magnificent future full of emeralds and asparagus! Cake for everybody! Forty bakers and a mule! Nine, ten, a big fat hen! Bonsai!

Sideroxylon · 30th November 2012, 12:56 PM

No! Sign up as a pasha for the Neo Ottoman Empire and you shall all have Turkish delight and sweet thick coffee in those gorgeous little porcelain cups.

dafydd · 30th November 2012, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by wollery

Hitler had no generals in 2012.

I didn't know that Hitler slept with generals.

dafydd · 30th November 2012, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Sideroxylon

No! Sign up as a pasha for the Neo Ottoman Empire and you shall all have Turkish delight and sweet thick coffee in those gorgeous little porcelain cups.

Sign up for my new state and you get a free Charles Eames ottoman.

alfa1 · 21st December 2012, 12:43 PM

“The time among ignorants, was the lost time of my life” Adrian Ferent

TragicMonkey · 21st December 2012, 12:57 PM

Princess Peppermint is buried in Transylvania. After she was slain by the Cavity Creeps, her loyal attendant angels bore her body there, and placed it in a marble sepulchre high atop Mount Popeye. Even today, superstitious villagers pray at her shrine to receive the blessing of Princess Peppermint. She is a national hero and a treasure to all, not the least her beloved Prince Butterscotch.

7th November 2012, 03:03 PM	#481
ddt Mafia Penguin Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,312	Originally Posted by alfa1 Johan de Witt was lynched by an organized mob after visiting his brother Cornelis in prison. Other parts of their bodies were eaten by the mob (or taken elsewhere, cooked and then eaten). This means people from Holland are worst than Dracula! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_d...#Mathematician And you infer this from one (double) murder? I agree the murder of the brothers De Witt was outrageously horrific, but I can't even think of a handful other political murders since the founding of an independent Dutch state. Fortuyn. Oldenbarneveldt if you will. That's all. Vlad Dracul, on the other hand, has been estimated to have made over 10,000 victims. Anyway, you apparently don't dispute Johan de Witt's contributions to mathematics and actuarial science.
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7th November 2012, 08:14 PM	#482
Craig B Illuminator Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,860	Originally Posted by alfa1 Johan de Witt was lynched by an organized mob after visiting his brother Cornelis in prison. Other parts of their bodies were eaten by the mob (or taken elsewhere, cooked and then eaten). This means people from Holland are worst than Dracula! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_d...#Mathematician Some people from Transylvania are worse than Dracula too! What about the murderous Elizabeth Bathory, slaughterer of hundreds of young girls? From wiki Quote: ... Her father was George Báthory of the Ecsed branch of the family, brother of Andrew Bonaventura Báthory, who had been Voivod of Transylvania, while her mother was Anna Báthory (1539–1570), daughter of Stephen Báthory of Somlyó, another Voivod of Transylvania, was of the Somlyó branch. Through her mother, Elizabeth was the cousin of the Hungarian noble Stefan Báthory, King of Poland and Duke of Transylvania ... Erzsbet was raised on Ecsed, an estate in Transylvania. As a young woman she learned Latin, German and Greek ... When she was 11, her cousin Stephen became prince of Transylvania, and he planned to unite Europe against the Turks. Yet battles on several fronts exhausted his resources. Stephen was known for his savagery ...
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8th November 2012, 10:01 AM	#483
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	Erzsébeth Báthory was born on a family estate in Nyírbátor, Hungary in 1560 or 1561, and spent her childhood at Ecsed Castle in Hungary. The comparisons with Vlad III the Impaler of Wallachia, on whom the fictional Count Dracula is partly based, and to modern nicknames of the Blood Countess and Countess Dracula. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory So You are Wrong: Dracula was the Impaler of Wallachia, NOT TRANSYLVANIA. Countess Dracula, Erzsébeth Báthory was born on a family estate in Nyírbátor, Hungary; NOT TRANSYLVANIA
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8th November 2012, 10:25 AM	#484
Craig B Illuminator Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,860	Originally Posted by alfa1 Erzsébeth Báthory was born on a family estate in Nyírbátor, Hungary; NOT TRANSYLVANIA Read my post again, and tell me where I said she was born in Transylvania.
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8th November 2012, 11:00 AM	#485
NightStar76 Thinker Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 172	Actually, Alfa1 is right. For once. The Bathory family may have had strong political roots in Transylvania, but they were not Transylvanian. They considered themselves Hungarian, held themselves apart from the (still, at the time, primarily) Romanian population, and generally used it as a base for campaigns against the Hungarian monarchy in the west of the country. On the other hand, that means that Transylvania played a crucial role in the total collapse of the Hungarian state in the 13th, 14th and 15th centuries, which led to the Ottoman Conquest, which led to the Austro-Turkish wars, which eventually led to about 300 years of total suppression of both Transylvanian and Hungarian nationhood, independence and suppression under the Austrian government, which led to the Hungarian revolution, which led to the Hungarian suppression of all other cultures and ethnicity in their half of the empire, which led to the Serbian revolt, which... ZOMG TRANSYLVANIA CAUSED WORLD WAR 1.
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11th November 2012, 05:05 AM	#486
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	Yes, Alfa1 is right.
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11th November 2012, 01:13 PM	#487
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11th November 2012, 03:32 PM	#488
TimCallahan Philosopher Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,113	Originally Posted by NightStar76 Actually, Alfa1 is right. For once. The Bathory family may have had strong political roots in Transylvania, but they were not Transylvanian. They considered themselves Hungarian, held themselves apart from the (still, at the time, primarily) Romanian population, and generally used it as a base for campaigns against the Hungarian monarchy in the west of the country. On the other hand, that means that Transylvania played a crucial role in the total collapse of the Hungarian state in the 13th, 14th and 15th centuries, which led to the Ottoman Conquest, which led to the Austro-Turkish wars, which eventually led to about 300 years of total suppression of both Transylvanian and Hungarian nationhood, independence and suppression under the Austrian government, which led to the Hungarian revolution, which led to the Hungarian suppression of all other cultures and ethnicity in their half of the empire, which led to the Serbian revolt, which... ZOMG TRANSYLVANIA CAUSED WORLD WAR 1. They weren't Transylvanian in nationality because there is no Transylvanian nationality and there never has been. Transylvania is a region of the Balkans, nothing more.
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11th November 2012, 04:04 PM	#489
dafydd Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belgium (Flatland) Posts: 31,438	Originally Posted by TimCallahan They weren't Transylvanian in nationality because there is no Transylvanian nationality and there never has been. Transylvania is a region of the Balkans, nothing more. Wow, so the place really exists? I thought that Bram Stoker invented it.
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11th November 2012, 04:54 PM	#490
ddt Mafia Penguin Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,312	Originally Posted by TimCallahan They weren't Transylvanian in nationality because there is no Transylvanian nationality and there never has been. Transylvania is a region of the Balkans, nothing more. Deutschland, ein geographischer Begriff (Germany is a geographical expression) - Fürst Metternich, 1849. and Comrade Stalin, 1945
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11th November 2012, 05:09 PM	#491
Craig B Illuminator Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,860	Originally Posted by ddt Deutschland, ein geographischer Begriff (Germany is a geographical expression) - Fürst Metternich, 1849. and Comrade Stalin, 1945 Are you sure? Here he is three years earlier: Quote: Hitlers come and go, but Germany and the German people remain. "The Order #55 of the National Commissar for the Defense" (23 February 1942)
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11th November 2012, 05:44 PM	#492
ddt Mafia Penguin Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,312	Originally Posted by Craig B Are you sure? Here he is three years earlier:"The Order #55 of the National Commissar for the Defense" (23 February 1942) At Potsdam. On authority of Der Spiegel: Quote: Stalin: "Deutschland ist, wie wir sagten. ein geographischer Begriff. Wollen wir es zunächst so verstehen. Wir können uns den Ergebnissen des Krieges nicht verschließen." Comrade Stalin's point in that discussion was to exclude those areas occupied in the East by Poland and the USSR which they intended to keep.
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11th November 2012, 06:35 PM	#493
Craig B Illuminator Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,860	Originally Posted by ddt At Potsdam. On authority of Der Spiegel: Comrade Stalin's point in that discussion was to exclude those areas occupied in the East by Poland and the USSR which they intended to keep. So Comrade Stalin contradicted himself. That's the dialectic in action before our very eyes! Thesis, antithesis ...
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11th November 2012, 06:45 PM	#494
ddt Mafia Penguin Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,312	Originally Posted by Craig B So Comrade Stalin contradicted himself. That's the dialectic in action before our very eyes! Thesis, antithesis ... ... and synthesis (1989). Yes, you got Hegel pat down well.
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13th November 2012, 08:59 AM	#495
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	The professor Neagu Djuvara said 2 days ago: to say to a Romanian is a Tief is a compliment! Romania is the European Union’s most corrupt country. Romania was very poor; Transylvania was inside the Austrian Empire. Romania came 71st in the group’s list of 180 countries and was seen as more corrupt than Bulgaria, Macedonia and Greece as well as Namibia, ranked 56th, Cape Verde, ranked 46th and Botswana ranked 37th. http://www.romaniantimes.at/news/Gen..._country_in_EU http://livenews.rtv.net/interviu-cu-...a-i_10125.html
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13th November 2012, 09:13 AM	#496
Craig B Illuminator Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,860	Originally Posted by alfa1 The professor Neagu Djuvara said 2 days ago: to say to a Romanian is a Tief is a compliment! Does the esteemed professor still reside in Romania, or did he emigrate to some other country before making that statement?
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13th November 2012, 12:53 PM	#497
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	I calculated 98% are at animal level, they like stealing in any country. Another proof for my Evolution theory! The old professor was on RTV last week.
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13th November 2012, 01:39 PM	#498
Craig B Illuminator Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,860	Originally Posted by alfa1 I calculated 98% are at animal level, they like stealing in any country. Another proof for my Evolution theory! The old professor was on RTV last week. Can i see the workings of your calculation, please? Are the other 2% at the vegetable level?
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13th November 2012, 06:20 PM	#499
TimCallahan Philosopher Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,113	Originally Posted by alfa1 I calculated 98% are at animal level, they like stealing in any country. Another proof for my Evolution theory! The old professor was on RTV last week. Actually, nothing remotely related to reality is a proof of any theory you've ever had. It's is all a load of crap anyway: 1) There is no Transylvanian nationality. The region is split between Hungarians and Romanians. 2) There is no Transylvanian nationalist movement. It's all Alfalfa. 3) This thread keeps on going because we find you, Alfa1 and your ideas mildly entertaining and wonderfully absurd.
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27th November 2012, 12:02 AM	#500
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	I am the only one in Transylvania who can unite the Hungarians and the Romanians!
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27th November 2012, 07:09 AM	#501
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27th November 2012, 08:27 AM	#502
dafydd Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belgium (Flatland) Posts: 31,438	Originally Posted by alfa1 I am the only one in Transylvania who can unite the Hungarians and the Romanians! I'm the only one who can do that.
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27th November 2012, 08:35 AM	#503
Craig B Illuminator Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,860	Originally Posted by dafydd I'm the only one who can do that. I bet I could do it as well!
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27th November 2012, 08:52 AM	#504
dafydd Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belgium (Flatland) Posts: 31,438	Originally Posted by Craig B I bet I could do it as well! Let's all do it together! Ready, one, two, three......
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27th November 2012, 11:51 AM	#505
ddt Mafia Penguin Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,312	Originally Posted by dafydd Let's all do it together! Ready, one, two, three...... Can I join in as well. Whom are we going to portray as their common enemy to help them unite?
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27th November 2012, 12:08 PM	#506
Sideroxylon Gavagai! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Turkey Posts: 10,600	Originally Posted by dafydd I'm the only one who can do that. Too late. I have already received the sword from some woman in a lake. Only I can unite and refound the realm.
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27th November 2012, 01:44 PM	#507
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Pither Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,047	Last night I received a visitation from St Marshmallow, patron saint of Transylvania. He said unto me that I was to be the new khan of all Transylvania, and build an empire of blood and steel. Remington Steele, no less. With the aid of my associate, Ms Holt, I will endeavor to attempt trying this. To such end, please send me all of the money.
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27th November 2012, 02:41 PM	#508
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	I need one F-22 Raptor to free Transylvania! http://jurnalul.ro/stiri/observator/...or-630056.html
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27th November 2012, 03:46 PM	#509
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Pither Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,047	And I need one velociraptor to enslave it! I will grind Transylvania beneath a reign of dinosaur terror!!
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27th November 2012, 05:32 PM	#510
dafydd Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belgium (Flatland) Posts: 31,438	Originally Posted by ddt Can I join in as well. Whom are we going to portray as their common enemy to help them unite? Smurfs.
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27th November 2012, 05:33 PM	#511
dafydd Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belgium (Flatland) Posts: 31,438	Originally Posted by alfa1 I need one F-22 Raptor to free Transylvania! http://jurnalul.ro/stiri/observator/...or-630056.html I have one for sale.
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29th November 2012, 12:27 PM	#512
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	Hitler had less generals than Romania in 2012
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30th November 2012, 03:19 AM	#513
wollery Protected by Samurai Hedgehogs! TLA Winner Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Land of Eternal Hope Posts: 10,308	Hitler had no generals in 2012.
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30th November 2012, 05:02 AM	#514
Foolmewunz Grammar Resistance Leader Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Pattaya, Thailand Posts: 20,501	Originally Posted by wollery Hitler had no generals in 2012. I know it's commonly believed that he only had one ball, but I never heard he had no genitals...... What? Gen - errrr - als.... ? Oh, never mind, then. Back to the thread, eh? I am Vladicus!
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30th November 2012, 12:49 PM	#515
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Pither Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,047	You may all be generals in my glorious Neo Transylvanian Army! Swear fealty to me and I will lead us into a magnificent future full of emeralds and asparagus! Cake for everybody! Forty bakers and a mule! Nine, ten, a big fat hen! Bonsai!
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