James Roger Brown (lesbian death squads) - Page 6

Wolfman · 23rd November 2012, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by James Roger Brown

Please note that "Critical Thinking" is not on the list. A search of the Harvard website for "BA Critical Thinking" also turns up nothing. What is your full name and what year do you claim to have graduated from Harvard with a BA in Critical Thinking so I can contact Harvard Admissions and confirm that you did obtain the degree?

Please note that A) that was obviously intended as a joke, not seriously, and B) I'm still awaiting your response to my very reasonable questions above.

Sledge · 23rd November 2012, 02:47 PM

And as always, there's an XKCD for that.

Redtail · 23rd November 2012, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by The_Fire

Of cause they are! Everyone thinks that its the man of the house running things when in reality is those darned lesbians who band together around a common sperm donor. You have to keep the race going SOMEHOW.

Quote:

And now that we got SpermBANKS they dont need that any longer either.

Face it boys: You are about to become obsolete!

Now I'm thinking of a fantastic Bond remake with a large Korean woman named Hand Job...

JLord · 23rd November 2012, 03:20 PM

Maybe it would be to just concede to Roger that nobody here has any qualifications they are willing to prove and nobody believes your qualifications because they were provided without any proof. Why not just move on to answering some of questions that have been asked regarding your death squad claims and your claim that someone tried to stop your heart? That's what the thread was really about, not discussing people's qualifications.

Wolfman · 23rd November 2012, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by Redtail

Now I'm thinking of a fantastic Bond remake with a large Korean woman named Hand Job...

It could be titled, "Gangnam Style Never Dies" (or perhaps "Gangnam Style Is Not Enough")

TSR · 23rd November 2012, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by TheRedWorm

Freelance stopheartpuncher. I wonder if they have classes for that.

That was my minor at the University of Helsinki.

TSR · 23rd November 2012, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by James Roger Brown

Originally Posted by TSR

Okay, I'll list my credentials.

I took my first Bachelors in Critical Thinking from Harvard. My second, in logic, came from Yale. I then transferred to Oxford where I earned a Masters, and of course the premier school for such, the University of Munich awarded me my Doctorate.

According to Global Scholar these are the Harvard degree tracks starting with "c."

Cell/Cellular and Molecular Biology
Cell/Cellular Biology and Histology
Celtic Languages, Literatures, and Linguistics
Chemistry
City/Urban, Community and Regional Planning
Classical/Ancient Mediterranean/Near Eastern Studies & Archaeology
Classics/Classical Languages, Lit & Linguistics
Communication and Media Studies
Comparative Literature
Computer and Information Sciences
Computer Science
Computer/Info Tech Services Administration & Management

Please note that "Critical Thinking" is not on the list. A search of the Harvard website for "BA Critical Thinking" also turns up nothing. What is your full name and what year do you claim to have graduated from Harvard with a BA in Critical Thinking so I can contact Harvard Admissions and confirm that you did obtain the degree?

Right after you give *me* the full name of Heartstopper and company of which she was 'Head of Security'.

What is that technique called, and how does one practice it without killing ones sparring partner?

Horatius · 23rd November 2012, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by TSR

Right after you give *me* the full name of Heartstopper and company of which she was 'Head of Security'.

What is that technique called, and how does one practice it without killing ones sparring partner?

And while we're at it, how about the name of his Aikido dojo, and his Sensei, since that seems to be the basis of his claim to know about The Real Heart Punch Techniques.

See, I've studied some Aikido, and know a lot of Aikidoka, and don't believe any legitimate Aikido dojo would teach crap like that.

Lots of other crap, sure, but not crap like that.

StankApe · 23rd November 2012, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Horatius

And while we're at it, how about the name of his Aikido dojo, and his Sensei, since that seems to be the basis of his claim to know about The Real Heart Punch Techniques.

See, I've studied some Aikido, and know a lot of Aikidoka, and don't believe any legitimate Aikido dojo would teach crap like that.

Lots of other crap, sure, but not crap like that.

"this is an Aikidoka dojo oky dokey?"

TheRedWorm · 23rd November 2012, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Horatius

And while we're at it, how about the name of his Aikido dojo, and his Sensei, since that seems to be the basis of his claim to know about The Real Heart Punch Techniques.

See, I've studied some Aikido, and know a lot of Aikidoka, and don't believe any legitimate Aikido dojo would teach crap like that.

Lots of other crap, sure, but not crap like that.

We only teach authentic crap.

Wolfman · 23rd November 2012, 09:16 PM

I must admit to some dawning skepticism about Mr. Brown's credentials as an "expert critical thinker". I presented him with two entirely reasonable challenges, to verify his claims, and while he's responded to others, he's failed to respond to me.

"Perhaps," you might say, "He simple didn't see your post." And that would, indeed, be a reasonable possibility...except for the fact that I also sent him a PM with the full text of my post, asking him specifically to respond to it.

In the spirit of charity, I will choose to assume for the time being that rather than ducking the questions, he is instead doing actual research on the whole "stopping hearts by hitting the chest" thing, in order to present me with a proper critical thinker's response to my very reasonable inquiries.

And in a further demonstration of remaining open to the possibility that he is in fact the "expert critical thinker" that he claims to be, I will further assume that he won't resort to blatant cherry-picking, ignoring the vast amounts of research and information that plainly state that the whole "assassination by making your heart stop with punches to the chest" thing is nonsense, and instead choosing some fringe article with no authority beyond the fact that it happens to agree with his own claims.

In short, I look forward to a well-reasoned and thoughtful response that looks at all the evidence, and presents conclusions based firmly on that evidence, rather than on anecdotes and second-hand claims.

And I'm sure that's why it's taking so long for him to respond.

StankApe · 23rd November 2012, 09:22 PM

i suspect he's researching LDS's via the internet video function

Wolfman · 23rd November 2012, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by StankApe

i suspect he's researching LDS's via the internet video function

I did a quick Google search of "Lesbian Death Squad" (although it should be noted, as Mr. Brown stated, that he did not claim the woman who tried to assassinate him by stopping his heart was a lesbian, or part of a lesbian death squad), and the top three results lead to this thread.

The majority of the remaining threads tend to refer to death squads who target lesbians and gays...not to lesbians who are killing people.

StankApe · 23rd November 2012, 09:42 PM

I need to write the script for LDS and send it to Roger Corman, I could start shooting it in a month!

The_Fire · 23rd November 2012, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by StankApe

I need to write the script for LDS and send it to Roger Corman, I could start shooting it in a month!

Let me know if you need a filmeditor......

Wolfman · 23rd November 2012, 10:45 PM

Make it "lesbian zombie death squads", and I'm in!

Furi · 23rd November 2012, 10:49 PM

OT

I haven't been on this site for a few years, just came back on again with a promise not to look at the CT sub forum.

OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
I knew I paid my NWO subs for some reason,

How could I not read this thread, it is like putting a sign up saying Wet Paint.

Returning you to your scheduled thread.

StankApe · 23rd November 2012, 10:51 PM

I was thinking more like this :

"Women on the edge, women in love, trained killers who's desire for blood was only matched by their desire for each other!"

:-)

Furi · 23rd November 2012, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by StankApe

I was thinking more like this :

"Women on the edge, women in love, trained killers who's desire for blood was only matched by their desire for each other!"

SOLD!

This is the 3D Hi def version I take it, with a PC Game License to follow, with a mod kit or DLC Skins (I want Siouxsie, Tilda Swinton, and Jewel Staite skins please).

Astreja · 23rd November 2012, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by StankApe

I need to write the script for LDS and send it to Roger Corman, I could start shooting it in a month!

Could I have a cameo appearance, please? I played a homicidal hitchhiker in an acquaintance's school film project (stabbing the {rule 10} out of a foam dummy with a switchblade comb), and have RL experience with both martial arts and sensible shoes.

Wolfman · 23rd November 2012, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by Astreja

...and have RL experience with both martial arts and sensible shoes.

...wait a second...

...a female...

...with martial arts experience...

...where were you in 2007!?! Methinks we've found our assassin.

StankApe · 24th November 2012, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by Wolfman

...wait a second...

...a female...

...with martial arts experience...

...where were you in 2007!?! Methinks we've found our assassin.

attempted assassin, you don't get to use the full title unless the dude dies

Wolfman · 24th November 2012, 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by StankApe

attempted assassin, you don't get to use the full title unless the dude dies

Well, we don't know how many other guys she's thumped in the chest...could be hundreds of them, which would give her at least small odds that one of them has actually died as a result.

Duffy Moon · 24th November 2012, 01:51 AM

TSR · 24th November 2012, 06:34 AM

Originally Posted by Wolfman

And I'm sure that's why it's taking so long for him to respond.

You are? Might I interest you in a bridge I have for sale? Cash only -- small non-consecutive bills, please...

jhunter1163 · 24th November 2012, 07:06 AM

Maybe he meant Lebanese Death Squads. I never did trust that Danny Thomas.

The Man · 24th November 2012, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by Duffy Moon

James keeps using that word, I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

Clearly, I can not choose the wine in front of him.

EventHorizon · 24th November 2012, 11:53 AM

This has got to be one of the funniest threads I have ever read in this forum. Should it not be moved to the humor section?

StankApe · 24th November 2012, 12:08 PM

No, we need to keep it here so the good Dr Brown can locate it at his leisure.

TheRedWorm · 24th November 2012, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by EventHorizon

This has got to be one of the funniest threads I have ever read in this forum. Should it not be moved to the humor section?

Which is exactly why it shouldn't be moved to humor.

Sledge · 24th November 2012, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by StankApe

No, we need to keep it here so the good Dr Brown can locate it at his leisure.

Great Scott!

Jim_MDP · 24th November 2012, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by StankApe

No, we need to keep it here so the good Dr Brown can locate it at his leisure.

His CV tops out at an ABD, so... no doctorate.

Duffy Moon · 24th November 2012, 05:12 PM

Duffy Moon · 24th November 2012, 05:29 PM

Horatius · 24th November 2012, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by Duffy Moon

http://i50.tinypic.com/28qqe80.jpg

Man, they really sold out for this one! A complete betrayal of the Lesbian Death Squad series!

squealpiggy · 25th November 2012, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by Horatius

And while we're at it, how about the name of his Aikido dojo, and his Sensei, since that seems to be the basis of his claim to know about The Real Heart Punch Techniques.

See, I've studied some Aikido, and know a lot of Aikidoka, and don't believe any legitimate Aikido dojo would teach crap like that.

Lots of other crap, sure, but not crap like that.

I've trained in Aikido as well. There's very little striking and none of the striking there is involved a punch-to-the-heart-to-stop-it. There's a lot of martial arts woo around and even people who believe in non-touch-strikes don't believe there is a real life punch-to-the-heart-to-stop-it. Honestly. Struck through the heart. And you're to blame. You gave love...

A bad name.

Originally Posted by Wolfman

Make it "lesbian zombie death squads", and I'm in!

How about Lesbian Death Squad versus Zombies? Troma are working on a script as we speak!

Horatius · 25th November 2012, 07:01 AM

Originally Posted by squealpiggy

How about Lesbian Death Squad versus Zombies? Troma are working on a script as we speak!

Surely it would have to be "Zombies vs. Lesbian Death Squads", right? Making the LDSes the heroes would be UnAmerican!

The Man · 25th November 2012, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by Duffy Moon

http://i50.tinypic.com/15s63pi.jpg

Well, I guess LDS does bring a new meaning to the euphemism 'wet work'.

BStrong · 25th November 2012, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by James Roger Brown

Since "Hans" extended and invitation for me the respond, I will. To solve the mystery of how I can talk about death squads and still be alive, it is because I have survived eight attempts to kill me. The most recent in November 2007 when a martial arts trained woman ambushed me in a parking lot with two blows to my heart that were supposed to stop it. All she managed to do was bruise my heart and put me in the hospital for three days until my heart enzymes returned to normal. I am an intelligence collection and analysis methodologist. Not only am I still alive, but no one has ever been killed relying on my work since I started in 1978. I developed the most advanced intelligence analysis methodology that currently exists and the most advanced criminal investigation methodology.

With regard to the other posts on this thread, for a purported society of skeptics, there is not a single post that contains a formal inductive or deductive argument. I seriously doubt any of you would recognize one if you saw it. James Randi would probably be embarrassed to learn a page associated with his name contained cheap flaming posts.

The gentleman who did not even listen to what I had to say missed the reason I was talking about death squads. I was warning listeners that legislation needed to be enacted at the State level to prohibit the operation of death squads in the State. There are three types of death squads, two of which are already operating in the United States and the third type will begin operating in the near future. If you think it is not possible, ask the citizens of Argentina, Greece, Chile, Brazil, Cambodia, and South Africa what they think about the possibility.

I dealt with rooms full of students with no critical thinking skills all the time I taught at the college level. I wrote a book titled "The Essential Skills of Critical Thinking" to address their reasoning deficiencies. It specifically addresses how to avoid the use of logical fallacies. Many of the posts on this page contain at least one logical fallacy. If you have any additional valid questions that involve reasoning and not flaming, I will attempt to set the record straight.

I'll play along.

Anyone that claims eight serious attempts on their life will have medical/legal/media documentation of same.

Please post links to same and we can go from there.

Personally, I think you're a nut with an agenda, but I'n willing to listen and retract my statement in the face of evidence.

JLord · 25th November 2012, 01:31 PM

He already said he couldn't post any details of the other assassination attempts because it would potentially put people's lives in danger.

23rd November 2012, 02:33 PM	#201
Wolfman Chief Solipsistic Autosycophant Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dongguan, China Posts: 11,811	Originally Posted by James Roger Brown Please note that "Critical Thinking" is not on the list. A search of the Harvard website for "BA Critical Thinking" also turns up nothing. What is your full name and what year do you claim to have graduated from Harvard with a BA in Critical Thinking so I can contact Harvard Admissions and confirm that you did obtain the degree? Please note that A) that was obviously intended as a joke, not seriously, and B) I'm still awaiting your response to my very reasonable questions above.
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23rd November 2012, 02:47 PM	#202
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23rd November 2012, 03:15 PM	#203
Redtail Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 9,308	Originally Posted by The_Fire Of cause they are! Everyone thinks that its the man of the house running things when in reality is those darned lesbians who band together around a common sperm donor. You have to keep the race going SOMEHOW. Quote: And now that we got SpermBANKS they dont need that any longer either. Face it boys: You are about to become obsolete! Now I'm thinking of a fantastic Bond remake with a large Korean woman named Hand Job...
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23rd November 2012, 03:20 PM	#204
JLord Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 321	Maybe it would be to just concede to Roger that nobody here has any qualifications they are willing to prove and nobody believes your qualifications because they were provided without any proof. Why not just move on to answering some of questions that have been asked regarding your death squad claims and your claim that someone tried to stop your heart? That's what the thread was really about, not discussing people's qualifications.
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23rd November 2012, 03:40 PM	#205
Wolfman Chief Solipsistic Autosycophant Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dongguan, China Posts: 11,811	Originally Posted by Redtail Now I'm thinking of a fantastic Bond remake with a large Korean woman named Hand Job... It could be titled, "Gangnam Style Never Dies" (or perhaps "Gangnam Style Is Not Enough")
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23rd November 2012, 06:15 PM	#206
TSR Do you know what this notorious criminal did? Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,788	Originally Posted by TheRedWorm Freelance stopheartpuncher. I wonder if they have classes for that. That was my minor at the University of Helsinki.
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23rd November 2012, 06:28 PM	#207
TSR Do you know what this notorious criminal did? Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,788	Originally Posted by James Roger Brown Originally Posted by TSR Okay, I'll list my credentials. I took my first Bachelors in Critical Thinking from Harvard. My second, in logic, came from Yale. I then transferred to Oxford where I earned a Masters, and of course the premier school for such, the University of Munich awarded me my Doctorate. According to Global Scholar these are the Harvard degree tracks starting with "c." Cell/Cellular and Molecular Biology Cell/Cellular Biology and Histology Celtic Languages, Literatures, and Linguistics Chemistry City/Urban, Community and Regional Planning Classical/Ancient Mediterranean/Near Eastern Studies & Archaeology Classics/Classical Languages, Lit & Linguistics Communication and Media Studies Comparative Literature Computer and Information Sciences Computer Science Computer/Info Tech Services Administration & Management Please note that "Critical Thinking" is not on the list. A search of the Harvard website for "BA Critical Thinking" also turns up nothing. What is your full name and what year do you claim to have graduated from Harvard with a BA in Critical Thinking so I can contact Harvard Admissions and confirm that you did obtain the degree? Right after you give me the full name of Heartstopper and company of which she was 'Head of Security'. What is that technique called, and how does one practice it without killing ones sparring partner?
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23rd November 2012, 08:01 PM	#208
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada Posts: 21,894	Originally Posted by TSR Right after you give me the full name of Heartstopper and company of which she was 'Head of Security'. What is that technique called, and how does one practice it without killing ones sparring partner? And while we're at it, how about the name of his Aikido dojo, and his Sensei, since that seems to be the basis of his claim to know about The Real Heart Punch Techniques. See, I've studied some Aikido, and know a lot of Aikidoka, and don't believe any legitimate Aikido dojo would teach crap like that. Lots of other crap, sure, but not crap like that.
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23rd November 2012, 08:18 PM	#209
StankApe Banned Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 4,643	Originally Posted by Horatius And while we're at it, how about the name of his Aikido dojo, and his Sensei, since that seems to be the basis of his claim to know about The Real Heart Punch Techniques. See, I've studied some Aikido, and know a lot of Aikidoka, and don't believe any legitimate Aikido dojo would teach crap like that. Lots of other crap, sure, but not crap like that. "this is an Aikidoka dojo oky dokey?"
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23rd November 2012, 08:18 PM	#210
TheRedWorm I AM the Red Worm! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Body: Michigan, Heart: Chicago Posts: 3,902	Originally Posted by Horatius And while we're at it, how about the name of his Aikido dojo, and his Sensei, since that seems to be the basis of his claim to know about The Real Heart Punch Techniques. See, I've studied some Aikido, and know a lot of Aikidoka, and don't believe any legitimate Aikido dojo would teach crap like that. Lots of other crap, sure, but not crap like that. We only teach authentic crap.
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23rd November 2012, 09:16 PM	#211
Wolfman Chief Solipsistic Autosycophant Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dongguan, China Posts: 11,811	I must admit to some dawning skepticism about Mr. Brown's credentials as an "expert critical thinker". I presented him with two entirely reasonable challenges, to verify his claims, and while he's responded to others, he's failed to respond to me. "Perhaps," you might say, "He simple didn't see your post." And that would, indeed, be a reasonable possibility...except for the fact that I also sent him a PM with the full text of my post, asking him specifically to respond to it. In the spirit of charity, I will choose to assume for the time being that rather than ducking the questions, he is instead doing actual research on the whole "stopping hearts by hitting the chest" thing, in order to present me with a proper critical thinker's response to my very reasonable inquiries. And in a further demonstration of remaining open to the possibility that he is in fact the "expert critical thinker" that he claims to be, I will further assume that he won't resort to blatant cherry-picking, ignoring the vast amounts of research and information that plainly state that the whole "assassination by making your heart stop with punches to the chest" thing is nonsense, and instead choosing some fringe article with no authority beyond the fact that it happens to agree with his own claims. In short, I look forward to a well-reasoned and thoughtful response that looks at all the evidence, and presents conclusions based firmly on that evidence, rather than on anecdotes and second-hand claims. And I'm sure that's why it's taking so long for him to respond.
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23rd November 2012, 09:22 PM	#212
StankApe Banned Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 4,643	i suspect he's researching LDS's via the internet video function
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23rd November 2012, 09:36 PM	#213
Wolfman Chief Solipsistic Autosycophant Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dongguan, China Posts: 11,811	Originally Posted by StankApe i suspect he's researching LDS's via the internet video function I did a quick Google search of "Lesbian Death Squad" (although it should be noted, as Mr. Brown stated, that he did not claim the woman who tried to assassinate him by stopping his heart was a lesbian, or part of a lesbian death squad), and the top three results lead to this thread. The majority of the remaining threads tend to refer to death squads who target lesbians and gays...not to lesbians who are killing people.
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23rd November 2012, 09:42 PM	#214
StankApe Banned Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 4,643	I need to write the script for LDS and send it to Roger Corman, I could start shooting it in a month!
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23rd November 2012, 10:34 PM	#215
The_Fire Unimpressed Female Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: 8th level of Hell - Maleborgia Posts: 3,037	Originally Posted by StankApe I need to write the script for LDS and send it to Roger Corman, I could start shooting it in a month! Let me know if you need a filmeditor......
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23rd November 2012, 10:45 PM	#216
Wolfman Chief Solipsistic Autosycophant Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dongguan, China Posts: 11,811	Make it "lesbian zombie death squads", and I'm in!
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23rd November 2012, 10:51 PM	#218
StankApe Banned Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 4,643	I was thinking more like this : "Women on the edge, women in love, trained killers who's desire for blood was only matched by their desire for each other!" :-)
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23rd November 2012, 10:58 PM	#219
Furi Felix Sapiens Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Living life in the bus lane Posts: 2,006	Originally Posted by StankApe I was thinking more like this : "Women on the edge, women in love, trained killers who's desire for blood was only matched by their desire for each other!" SOLD! This is the 3D Hi def version I take it, with a PC Game License to follow, with a mod kit or DLC Skins (I want Siouxsie, Tilda Swinton, and Jewel Staite skins please).
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23rd November 2012, 11:02 PM	#220
Astreja Springy Goddess Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 973	Originally Posted by StankApe I need to write the script for LDS and send it to Roger Corman, I could start shooting it in a month! Could I have a cameo appearance, please? I played a homicidal hitchhiker in an acquaintance's school film project (stabbing the {rule 10} out of a foam dummy with a switchblade comb), and have RL experience with both martial arts and sensible shoes.

23rd November 2012, 11:15 PM	#221
Wolfman Chief Solipsistic Autosycophant Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dongguan, China Posts: 11,811	Originally Posted by Astreja ...and have RL experience with both martial arts and sensible shoes. ...wait a second... ...a female... ...with martial arts experience... ...where were you in 2007!?! Methinks we've found our assassin.
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24th November 2012, 01:06 AM	#222
StankApe Banned Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 4,643	Originally Posted by Wolfman ...wait a second... ...a female... ...with martial arts experience... ...where were you in 2007!?! Methinks we've found our assassin. attempted assassin, you don't get to use the full title unless the dude dies
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24th November 2012, 01:39 AM	#223
Wolfman Chief Solipsistic Autosycophant Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dongguan, China Posts: 11,811	Originally Posted by StankApe attempted assassin, you don't get to use the full title unless the dude dies Well, we don't know how many other guys she's thumped in the chest...could be hundreds of them, which would give her at least small odds that one of them has actually died as a result.
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24th November 2012, 01:51 AM	#224
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24th November 2012, 06:34 AM	#225
TSR Do you know what this notorious criminal did? Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,788	Originally Posted by Wolfman And I'm sure that's why it's taking so long for him to respond. You are? Might I interest you in a bridge I have for sale? Cash only -- small non-consecutive bills, please...
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24th November 2012, 07:06 AM	#226
jhunter1163 Beer-Swilling Semiliterate Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Room 118, Bohemian Grove Marriott Posts: 15,584	Maybe he meant Lebanese Death Squads. I never did trust that Danny Thomas.

24th November 2012, 07:19 AM	#227
The Man Scourge, of the supernatural Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Poughkeepsie, NY Posts: 7,525	Originally Posted by Duffy Moon James keeps using that word, I do not think it means what he thinks it means. Clearly, I can not choose the wine in front of him.
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24th November 2012, 11:53 AM	#228
EventHorizon Atheist Tergiversator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,848	This has got to be one of the funniest threads I have ever read in this forum. Should it not be moved to the humor section?
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24th November 2012, 12:08 PM	#229
StankApe Banned Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 4,643	No, we need to keep it here so the good Dr Brown can locate it at his leisure.
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24th November 2012, 12:29 PM	#230
TheRedWorm I AM the Red Worm! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Body: Michigan, Heart: Chicago Posts: 3,902	Originally Posted by EventHorizon This has got to be one of the funniest threads I have ever read in this forum. Should it not be moved to the humor section? Which is exactly why it shouldn't be moved to humor.
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24th November 2012, 01:11 PM	#231
Sledge Grammaton Cleric Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Swingin' on a star Posts: 7,123	Originally Posted by StankApe No, we need to keep it here so the good Dr Brown can locate it at his leisure. Great Scott!
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24th November 2012, 03:04 PM	#232
Jim_MDP Master Poster Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: N.Cal/S.Or Posts: 2,565	Originally Posted by StankApe No, we need to keep it here so the good Dr Brown can locate it at his leisure. His CV tops out at an ABD, so... no doctorate.
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24th November 2012, 05:12 PM	#233
Duffy Moon Graduate Poster Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Coventry, UK Posts: 1,598
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24th November 2012, 05:29 PM	#234
Duffy Moon Graduate Poster Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Coventry, UK Posts: 1,598
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24th November 2012, 06:22 PM	#235
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada Posts: 21,894	Originally Posted by Duffy Moon http://i50.tinypic.com/28qqe80.jpg Man, they really sold out for this one! A complete betrayal of the Lesbian Death Squad series!
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