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Join Date: Aug 2001
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Being Norwegian I'm a bit embarassed by this. An earlier sure-fire way to get the Nobel peace price was to start a minor war and then end it. Compared to that, stating your good intentions are less destructive, but I must say that the Nobel comittee could have waited for some results before they gave the price away.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Hmm, perhaps they are on to something:
I think I'll start awarding PhDs for the theses students are trying to write. or we can start buying products that companies are trying to make. (arguably this is what the software industry is doing) this is dumb. |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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There were apparently a record 205 people on the list including apparently Morgan Tsvangirai and Sarkozy. The list of candidates is kept secret by the Nobel committee for 50 years although those who are allowed to nominate candidates are allowed to release their names if they wish. You're probably right about the speech. He would make a far bigger statement by saying that he doesn't deserve it - yet - and tell them to give it to someone more deserving. |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Seems kind of like giving somebody a gardening award for planting one tree the day before the award is presented.
Just a wee bit early. |
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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Like other posters, I thought this was a joke thread when I saw the title.
Okay. Why not? When will Michelle be featured on catwalks? |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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The Nobel committee's machinations are somewhat old news...as I posted on another site, Jimmy Carter and Arafat were at least involved in some kind of important diplomatic process (I won't say critical, because Jimmy was just basically kicking America in the shins). But Gore and Obama? How does any of their work directly relate to peace??
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Weird. I agree with E.J.Armstrong.
I hope its not just my bias but I think its a bit premature to say that he has achieved much for peace yet. Maybe they are hoping he will live up to the award. Will he actually accept it? |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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And yet he is commander in chief of an army currently at war.
Go figure. And sure, blah, blah, blah, Bush started it, its not his war, and all that garbage. To truly deserve this award, the very first thing he should have done after inauguration was to pull all troops out of combat and end all fighting. Didn't happen. Doesn't deserve it. |
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Join Date: May 2002
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This guy runs on a campaign to double-down on Afghanistan, and he wins the Peace Prize? See, it's the crazy Europeans who are in the cult of Obama.
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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Guess the Nobels are the new Grammys.
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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Michelle Obama: Congratulations honey what a wonderful honor; but weren’t you going to bomb Iran next week?
Barack: Damn |
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Critical Thinker
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Have the memes started yet?
Kanye West interjecting with who he considers to be the best noble prize winner of all time. Lolcat saying, I can have Nobel Prize. |
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Well, well, well. If it ain't the serious, elusive Leroy Green. I've been waitin' a long time for this, Leroy. I am sick of hearin' these ***** Superman stories about the "wassah" legendary Bruce Leroy catchin' bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth?! ***** pleeze. |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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Or maybe the MTV Video Music Awards.
Angela Merkel stands at the podium. "And for our next award, here is who has contributed the most to world peace. And the winner is...Barack Obama!" Amidst much applause and some confused looks, the camera gets a close up af Barack giving a fist bump to Michele and Malia squealing with delight from the audience gallery. He strides up to the stage and takes the mike. "My fellow Americans, I would like to thank..." Suddenly Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who was waiting to present the next award (Most Dramatically Wrong Version Of World History), snatches the mike out of his hands. Obama stood stunned as he watch the Iranian speak. "By the grace of Allah, Khamenei did the most for peace. Without him there would be blood in the streets of Ir--" The secret service wrestled him to the ground amidst a chorus of boos, and he was escorted off the stage. Barbara Streisand led the audience in a rousing "O-Ba-Ma" chant as he composed himself and went on with his speech. "Well, you can't blame a man for speaking his mind," said Joe Wilson (R) of South Carolina. Glen Beck protested the entire event and vowed never to appear in another music video, saying that this was further proof that the industry was controled by a bunch of hooligans. |
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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Yeah, this is a little... unexpected. What the hells? I like Obama, but I really don't think this is something he deserves.
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Intimidating Terrapin
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Jul 2007
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This is one of the most out of left field things that could have happened. Did anyone even know he was on the radar for receiving the award?
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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For some reason this reminds me of John Major winning the BBC's (Today Programme) "Personality of the Year 1996".
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Jun 2006
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209 Nobel Peace Award?
Who won the other 208? |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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Same reactions over here. Obama is quite liked, but it seems a bit early to credit him with major achievements deserving of a Nobel peace prize.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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We have no idea when he was nominated. Only that the deadline to submit nominations was February 3rd.
If he was nominated for his int'l peace work as President, it was after less than 2 weeks of work. If he was nominated for his int'l peace work before becoming President, well, there doesn't seem to be any. Who would have nominated Obama for a Nobel Peace Prize for his peace work prior to the deadline, and why? |
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What a fool believes, no wise man has the power to reason away. What seems to be, is always better than nothing. 2 prints, same midtarsal crock..., I mean break? |
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Join Date: May 2003
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Not to sound all "conspiracy-ee" but one wonders about the high profile meetings Obama is holding today and this weekend regarding the requested troop surge in Afghanistan.
Perhaps the thinnking is that this might "encourage" him to make a certain decision on that matter. After all, it might be considered bad form to accept the Peace prize and then send tens of thousands of more troops into a war zone... |
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Pithed
Join Date: Nov 2002
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In keeping with their lofty standards, the Nobel Prize Committee has announced the following Nobel Prizes for 2009:
Economics: Bernard Madoff Chemistry: Martin Fleischmann and Stanley Pons Medicine: Jenny McCarthy Physics: Steven E. Jones Literature: Sylvia Browne |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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This seems to be the pattern of Obama's life. Rewards sans accomplishments. Hope but little substance. Continuing expectations that never seem to arrive.
Maybe he'll surprise me... |
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I think that helped the decision process too.
Also, while he's been in the office 9 months, I thought I caught a factoid on the radio this morning that said the judging process itself (or maybe it was the nomination process) completed about 2 weeks after he took office. So other than his inspiring speeches, I don't know what else he's really done to deserve this prize. He also won Time's 2008 man of the year. That one I can see. Maybe the Nobel committee just got caught up in the frenzy back then? |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Any person holding office in a national legislature can send in a nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize. I suspect the sitting US President has been nominated every year for decades.
The Nobel Committee can pick from any of those nominated for the prize. But they don't have to base their decision on the reasons stated in the nomination letter. |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Actually; Glen Beck will probably use this as “another example that President Obama has sold out America to the rest of the world and here is his reward from the leftist international community.”
So it goes. Actually; I am surprised how quickly Glen Becks’ name pops up in many of the political threads here. DDWW BTW: I believe that a human transporter (Star Trek version) would be a great scientific achievement. I have not invented one as yet, but can I still get the Nobel Prize for Science? |
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