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Old 24th November 2012, 04:58 AM   #1
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More proof the Kenyan usurper is a Muslim

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Old 24th November 2012, 05:16 AM   #2
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I'm not worried about The Usurper. I think the Masons have their All Seeing Eyes on him. And I wonder how many Secret Service agents are closet members?

But you know, one reason that I vote Republican is because they have a machine behind their Pres. Advisers that tell their guy not to make all the petty mistakes that B.O. seems to have a penchant for. Like name pronunciations. Teleprompter gaffes, bowing to foreigners, and the way Mrs. B.O. dresses. Hey, remember how the Reps bought new dresses for Palin?
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Old 24th November 2012, 06:05 AM   #3
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Originally Posted by casebro View Post
But you know, one reason that I vote Republican is because they have a machine behind their Pres. Advisers that tell their guy not to make all the petty mistakes
So what happened with Romney then? Cause dude was like, foot in mouth the entire election, and lost his ass at least partly because of it. I guess that machine don't work so good huh?

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But you know, one reason that I vote Republican is because they have a machine behind their Pres. Advisers that tell their guy not to make all the petty mistakes that B.O. seems to have a penchant for.
ODS out in full force today, I see.

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Like name pronunciations.
I don't care.

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Teleprompter
a) Fiction. b) I don't care who uses a teleprompter and who doesn't.

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bowing to foreigners
He's the President, not the Holy Emperor. Let's keep it that way. Pretending that a bow is a big deal is a bad case of "AMERICA **** YEAH" syndrome; we ain't nothin' so special that we should never show respect to anyone else.

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and the way Mrs. B.O. dresses. Hey, remember how the Reps bought new dresses for Palin?
Hey, remember how Palin was running for VP and Mrs. BO isn't running for anything? Yeah, me too. But let's be honest, Mrs. BO could show up topless with a sign reading "TITS OOT FOR SATAN" and I wouldn't care. She ain't the one with the job.

But you keep on keepin' on with that stock GOP thinkin'. It'll make more Tea Party tears in 2014 for me to drink.
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Old 24th November 2012, 07:25 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by casebro View Post
But you know, one reason that I vote Republican is because they have a machine behind their Pres. Advisers that tell their guy not to make all the petty mistakes that B.O. seems to have a penchant for. Like name pronunciations. Teleprompter gaffes, bowing to foreigners, and the way Mrs. B.O. dresses. Hey, remember how the Reps bought new dresses for Palin?
Are you saying that was Bush with a machine to prevent him from making petty mistakes?
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Old 24th November 2012, 07:43 AM   #5
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Are you saying that was Bush with a machine to prevent him from making petty mistakes?
Yes. Now imagine what he'd have been like without that machine.
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Old 24th November 2012, 08:57 AM   #6
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Are you saying that was Bush with a machine to prevent him from making petty mistakes?
No no no! Bush was a RINO... And was never actually president... And and and...
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And once again we find ourselves in bizarro world

The president's actual words: "Today we give thanks for .. The ability to worship as we please..."

Their interpretation: "The president’s mention of the freedom ‘to worship as we please’ could be seen as a challenge to conservatives and the Catholic Church, both of which have accused his administration of waging a war on religious freedom."
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Old 24th November 2012, 09:36 AM   #8
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So what happened with Romney then? Cause dude was like, foot in mouth the entire election, and lost his ass at least partly because of it.
It is possible that the entire post was sarcasm and that Casebro thought it was so over-the-top that no one would take it seriously.
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If you look at Obama's actual remarks, he lists as one of our blessings the ability to worship as one pleases, and uses the term, "but for the grace of God."

Apparently only a government establishment of THEIR own religion would please the right wing nuts.
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Old 24th November 2012, 09:47 AM   #10
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Are you saying that was Bush with a machine to prevent him from making petty mistakes?
On a serious note, I think that is why Cheney imposed himself on the situation. I think he knew W was an idiot.
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Old 24th November 2012, 09:53 AM   #11
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Originally Posted by Ladewig View Post
And once again we find ourselves in bizarro world

The president's actual words: "Today we give thanks for .. The ability to worship as we please..."

Their interpretation: "The president’s mention of the freedom ‘to worship as we please’ could be seen as a challenge to conservatives and the Catholic Church, both of which have accused his administration of waging a war on religious freedom."
That's because the last thing they want is for people to be able to worship as they please. They want everyone to worship the same way they do.
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Old 24th November 2012, 10:04 AM   #12
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Are you saying that was Bush with a machine to prevent him from making petty mistakes?
My mind is truly boggled.

Perhaps without that well oiled machine he'd still be trying to find the exit door.
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But you know, one reason that I vote Republican is because they have a machine behind their Pres. Advisers that tell their guy not to make all the petty mistakes that B.O. seems to have a penchant for. Like name pronunciations. Teleprompter gaffes, bowing to foreigners, and the way Mrs. B.O. dresses. Hey, remember how the Reps bought new dresses for Palin?
That's the reason for all of the Bush gaffes? It was his machine?

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The president's actual words: "Today we give thanks for .. The ability to worship as we please..."
The horror. When was freedom of conscience an American value?
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I'm not worried about The Usurper. I think the Masons have their All Seeing Eyes on him. And I wonder how many Secret Service agents are closet members?

But you know, one reason that I vote Republican is because they have a machine behind their Pres. Advisers that tell their guy not to make all the petty mistakes that B.O. seems to have a penchant for. Like name pronunciations. Teleprompter gaffes, bowing to foreigners, and the way Mrs. B.O. dresses. Hey, remember how the Reps bought new dresses for Palin?
Hey, that whole "B.O." thing is pretty good - worthy of third-grade playground insult rhetoric.

Just as a matter of academic curiosity, what is wrong with how Michelle Obama dresses? I think she always looks very nice.
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Just as a matter of academic curiosity, what is wrong with how Michelle Obama dresses? I think she always looks very nice.
Really? 'cause its like soooo obvious that Michelle doesn't spend 150K on clothing like the GOP's goddess.
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Really? 'cause its like soooo obvious that Michelle doesn't spend 150K on clothing like the GOP's goddess.
Or another GOP goddess.
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That's because the last thing they want is for people to be able to worship as they please. They want everyone to worship the same way they do.
Yes, I've seen this game before.

Obama: Thank God for our blessings

Right-wing cranks: How offensive, you didn't say Jesus Christ, you're supposed to say Jesus Christ.

Obama: We thank Jesus Christ for our blessings.

Right-wing cranks: How offensive. You didn't say Jesus Christ, crucified, dead, and resurrected.

Obama: Jesus Christ, crucified, dead, and resurrected.

Right-wing cranks: It sounds offensive when Obama says it because he is a Muslim.
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Their interpretation: "The president’s mention of the freedom ‘to worship as we please’ could be seen as a challenge to conservatives and the Catholic Church, both of which have accused his administration of waging a war on religious freedom."

So a majority of Catholics voted for Obama and a majority of Protestants voted for Romney; but it’s the Catholics who are the bad guys.
Of course, no Protestant leader in the entire country attacked the President. Or is it that Catholics are hypocrites who don’t follow the teachings of their own Church?
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Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

So then: If the United States Congress (which makes laws) shall NOT make any law that establishes one or more state religions, and shall NOT stop folks from practicing any religion they damned well please (or choosing to practice NO religion):

How in the world is the President of the United States (who does NOT make laws) going to execute a law which CANNOT be made?

Wingnuts: Have you actually read the U.S. Constitution?
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I'm not worried about The Usurper. I think the Masons have their All Seeing Eyes on him. And I wonder how many Secret Service agents are closet members?

But you know, one reason that I vote Republican is because they have a machine behind their Pres. Advisers that tell their guy not to make all the petty mistakes that B.O. seems to have a penchant for. Like name pronunciations. Teleprompter gaffes, bowing to foreigners, and the way Mrs. B.O. dresses. Hey, remember how the Reps bought new dresses for Palin?

Yeah, uh... this:

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Just be glad his "machine" wasn't a vibrator.
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And the time he cleaned his eye glasses on David Letterman's assistant's shirt.

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And the time he cleaned his eye glasses on David Letterman's assistant's shirt.

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Great satire, as always, from the Onion...

The sad news is that canyonfuls of Americans believe pretty much the same thing...
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Great satire, as always, from the Onion...

The sad news is that canyonfuls of Americans believe pretty much the same thing...
I heard a right-wing radio talk-show about victims' rights. A caller angrily asked why do criminals even have rights. Even the most casual reading of the Bill of Rights shows that 40% of the amendments provide very specific rights for people who have committed a crime.
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The president’s call to unite behind his administration follows a bitter election, in which his opponent, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, won independents 50 to 45 percent, and whites 59 to 39 percent.
I love this kind of ****. It's subtly suggesting Obama's something other than a middle-of-the-roader. He didn't win independents or whites (the latter making up 99.993% of The Daily Caller's readers.
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Their interpretation: "The president’s mention of the freedom ‘to worship as we please’ could be seen as a challenge to conservatives and the Catholic Church, both of which have accused his administration of waging a war on religious freedom."
And..."by Christmas Obama and his minions will have passed a 28th Amendment requiring all Americans to be Satanists."
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I love this kind of ****. It's subtly suggesting Obama's something other than a middle-of-the-roader.

I'm sorry, but that is a completely bogus and unfair characterization.

There was no subtlety in that quote.
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I'm not worried about The Usurper. I think the Masons have their All Seeing Eyes on him. And I wonder how many Secret Service agents are closet members?

But you know, one reason that I vote Republican is because they have a machine behind their Pres. Advisers that tell their guy not to make all the petty mistakes that B.O. seems to have a penchant for. Like name pronunciations. Teleprompter gaffes, bowing to foreigners, and the way Mrs. B.O. dresses. Hey, remember how the Reps bought new dresses for Palin?
the money they spent buying dresses for Palin would have been spent better by buying her a clue.
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the money they spent buying dresses for Palin would have been spent better by buying her a clue.
You can´t buy those in the sort of store the GOP shops at.
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Via LGF, the Daily Caller article:



I love this kind of ****. It's subtly suggesting Obama's something other than a middle-of-the-roader. He didn't win independents or whites (the latter making up 99.993% of The Daily Caller's readers.
Wow, you are less cynical than I am. I thought the purpose was to remind readers that once upon a time only whites could vote and things were great. Giving the vote to minorities allowed a candidate to promise gifts to the minorities and thus win the election.

ETA: some might read that and state the previously unstated assertion "Look, I am not saying blacks should not have a vote; I am just saying a black vote should not count as much as a white vote. The U.S. Constitution used a three-fifths ratio - maybe today a black person's vote should be worth 3/5 of a white person's vote. Romney would have won."
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Originally Posted by Giordano View Post
If you look at Obama's actual remarks, he lists as one of our blessings the ability to worship as one pleases, and uses the term, "but for the grace of God."

Apparently only a government establishment of THEIR own religion would please the right wing nuts.
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The religious fundamentalists who form much of the core of the right-wing think religious freedom means "my freedom to impose my religion [fundamentalist Christianity] on everyone else."
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Originally Posted by Sledge View Post
Yes. Now imagine what he'd have been like without that machine.
Not sure my imagination will stretch that far.

The best I can manage is an episode of the comedy classic "Blackadder the third" when Hugh Laurie, playing the Prince Regent, spends an entire week trying to work out how to put his trousers on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbtEsFjZSgA
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