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Old 23rd July 2012, 01:57 PM   #1
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It's my fault...

Last week, at work, I was talking about how I stood on top of the WTC in June of 2001 and that 3 months later the towers were destroyed and how some believe they were blown up.

A colleague then said that they were blown up, because they didn't want me on top of the WTC again.

There, the cat is out of the bag. It's my fault... I'm sorry...
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Old 23rd July 2012, 02:47 PM   #2
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You Bastard!
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Old 23rd July 2012, 05:57 PM   #3
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They 've killed the World Trade Center! You Bastards....!

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Old 23rd July 2012, 09:27 PM   #4
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My clients have asked that I inform you of a very, very large bill headed your way.
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Old 23rd July 2012, 09:59 PM   #5
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There, the cat is out of the bag. It's my fault... I'm sorry...
You can expect a bill from the USAF for a large amount of jet fuel and a lot of man-power hours in the mail shortly. Oh, and BTW, there are a few guys located inside a mountain in Colorado that would like to have a few words with you.
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Old 23rd July 2012, 10:08 PM   #6
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Are they going to put him in the Stargate?

Know a guy who was a USAF chaplain and had pretty much the full run of Cheyenne Mountain but they never let him into the room with the Stargate. He was disappointed.
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Old 24th July 2012, 08:10 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by R.Mackey View Post
My clients have asked that I inform you of a very, very large bill headed your way.
Originally Posted by fess View Post
You can expect a bill from the USAF for a large amount of jet fuel and a lot of man-power hours in the mail shortly. Oh, and BTW, there are a few guys located inside a mountain in Colorado that would like to have a few words with you.
I'll forward the bill to Larry Silverstein. After all, he made out like a bandit.
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Old 25th July 2012, 08:02 AM   #8
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A colleague then said that they were blown up, because they didn't want me on top of the WTC again.
That's why they wanted you in the basement that day: They wanted the WTC on top of you.


Too soon?...
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Old 25th July 2012, 08:15 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by ElMondoHummus View Post
That's why they wanted you in the basement that day: They wanted the WTC on top of you.


Too soon?...
I escaped via the secret underground tunnel that was used to haul away the trillions in bars of gold.
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Old 25th July 2012, 09:51 AM   #10
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Please refrain from visiting any national monuments or historical places, we do not need a repeat
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Old 26th July 2012, 03:58 AM   #11
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Originally Posted by Bell View Post
Last week, at work, I was talking about how I stood on top of the WTC in June of 2001 and that 3 months later the towers were destroyed and how some believe they were blown up.
We are supposed to believe it is possible to stand on the roof of a building that supposedly crumbled under the "weight" of a bit of dust? Caught you in the act of lying, official story believer!

Look how cleverly I tied you in a logical knot, you buh-dunker! No magical Houdini act will get you out of it, wanna-be-dunker! More pwoof 9/11 is totally fake!11||! LOL.
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Old 26th July 2012, 08:11 AM   #12
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We are supposed to believe it is possible to stand on the roof of a building that supposedly crumbled under the "weight" of a bit of dust? Caught you in the act of lying, official story believer!

Look how cleverly I tied you in a logical knot, you buh-dunker! No magical Houdini act will get you out of it, wanna-be-dunker! More pwoof 9/11 is totally fake!11||! LOL.
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Old 26th July 2012, 02:19 PM   #13
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Everyone knows it was nano-termites that brought the towers down.
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Old 27th July 2012, 07:48 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by Bell View Post
Last week, at work, I was talking about how I stood on top of the WTC in June of 2001 and that 3 months later the towers were destroyed and how some believe they were blown up.

A colleague then said that they were blown up, because they didn't want me on top of the WTC again.

There, the cat is out of the bag. It's my fault... I'm sorry...
Pfffft.

These guys are WAY ahead of you.

http://www.virginmedia.com/science-n...ple.php?ssid=6

"Jason and Jenny Cairns-Lawrence hold the rare distinction of having been at the scene of three of the world’s most high-profile terrorist attacks. In New York during 9/11, the pair were then in London during 7/7, and later holidaying in Mumbai during the terrorist shootings in 2008. Fortunately they weren’t harmed in the attacks, but may have decided against travelling anymore."
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Old 28th July 2012, 06:42 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by Orphia Nay View Post
"Jason and Jenny Cairns-Lawrence hold the rare distinction of having been at the scene of three of the world’s most high-profile terrorist attacks. In New York during 9/11, the pair were then in London during 7/7, and later holidaying in Mumbai during the terrorist shootings in 2008. Fortunately they weren’t harmed in the attacks, but may have decided against travelling anymore."
God was trying to tell them that they should become journalists or historians or some such.
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Old 28th July 2012, 07:31 PM   #16
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God was trying to tell them that they should become journalists or historians or some such.
Or terrorists.
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