Always remember September for stundie noms - Page 7

jargon buster · 29th September 2012, 04:13 AM

Here is a nice one from the moderator over on Ickes Zhiba (PKA Merlincove)

Quote:

Can you define the word 'understand' in any other context than to stand under?

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showp...&postcount=180

000063 · 29th September 2012, 04:38 AM

"It depends on what the definition of the word "is" is."

Rolfe · 29th September 2012, 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by Erock

I've not seen much this month, but finally after a long wait, my patience is rewarded. The mad brucel at the DIF comes out with simply the best. In a brain-addlingly simple example of a set of parallel lines converging due to perspective, he simply has not enough IQ to take it all in.

Behold:

"really. only an imbecile would claim LATITUDES and train tracks are the same - latitudes NEVER meet"

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showp...&postcount=355

Don't get on a train anywhere near where he lives

Points?

Just sayin....

Rolfe.

Erock · 29th September 2012, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by Rolfe

Points?

Just sayin....

Rolfe.

The outer edges of the tracks still don't meet

Tomtomkent · 29th September 2012, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Rolfe

Points?

Just sayin....

Rolfe.

Two different lines diverging, not parallels meeting.
If two running rails come much closer than 4'4" your commuters have a bad day.

Travis · 29th September 2012, 01:45 PM

Maybe they have a moebius train where he lives?

gabeygoat · 29th September 2012, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by Travis

Maybe they have a moebius train where he lives?

dafydd · 29th September 2012, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by Travis

Maybe they have a moebius train where he lives?

http://kasmana.people.cofc.edu/MATHF...llnumber=mf102

Captain_Swoop · 29th September 2012, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Tomtomkent

Two different lines diverging, not parallels meeting.
If two running rails come much closer than 4'4" your commuters have a bad day.

Erm, Standard Gauge is 4'8 1/2"

Tomtomkent · 29th September 2012, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by Captain_Swoop

Erm, Standard Gauge is 4'8 1/2"

Yes, but the wheels of a train are chamfered to a depth of three inches , or there abouts for cornering. When the train corners it banks slightly so the inside wheel is rolling on a larger radius than the outside wheel and a constant speed is maintained.

I foolishly tried to be clever and say the train wouldnt drop until the running rails were being forced under the inside lip of the wheel.

ComfySlippers · 30th September 2012, 04:59 AM

Originally Posted by Tomtomkent

...I foolishly tried to be clever ...

That was your first mistake

TSR · 30th September 2012, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by Travis

Maybe they have a moebius train where he lives?

They do, but the only station is back where you started.

jargon buster · 1st October 2012, 12:05 PM

This is technically an October stundie but we have no thread yet.
Zhiba the moderator on Ickes (FMOTL advocate) writes

When responding to a post about the validity of the freeman argument he wrote

Quote:

It only 'does not work,' because the courts don't allow it to work.

Then three posts later

Quote:

FMOL doesn't work. really?

tell that to the dozens of people whom i know have not paid any council or poll tax since its inception, many, many more who have not paid income tax for over ten years, people i know who use un-registered vehicles on the road, people who have challenged parking fines successfully, and these people are people who have never stepped foot in a courtroom or accepted any subservience to unjust laws, who have successfully dealt with bailiff and police attendance, many of these people home school their children, paying for private education and health care, not seeking the benefit of a state they see as morally corrupt and dishonest.

FMOL doesn't work? Carry on with that doctrine in your life, keep sucking up to the state and the control mechanisms if you like, for many, many people fmol does and has and will continue to work despite your assergance to the contrary.

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showt...=223452&page=7

I think he needs to wipe the froth from around his mouth before he posts anymore.

drewid · 1st October 2012, 12:19 PM

I like the word 'assergance'. If only it had a real meaning.

Travis · 1st October 2012, 12:40 PM

October nomination thread up and running.

Look for the September finals sometime in the next few days.

LSSBB · 1st October 2012, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Travis

October nomination thread up and running.

Look for the September finals sometime in the next few days.

That's your assergence, Travis. We'll see if it pans out.

29th September 2012, 04:13 AM	#241
jargon buster Illuminator Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,064	Here is a nice one from the moderator over on Ickes Zhiba (PKA Merlincove) Quote: Can you define the word 'understand' in any other context than to stand under? http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showp...&postcount=180
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29th September 2012, 04:38 AM	#242
000063 Illuminator Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Not America. Posts: 4,738	"It depends on what the definition of the word "is" is."
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29th September 2012, 06:39 AM	#243
Rolfe Anti-homeopathy illuminati member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NT 150 511 Posts: 34,340	Originally Posted by Erock I've not seen much this month, but finally after a long wait, my patience is rewarded. The mad brucel at the DIF comes out with simply the best. In a brain-addlingly simple example of a set of parallel lines converging due to perspective, he simply has not enough IQ to take it all in. Behold: "really. only an imbecile would claim LATITUDES and train tracks are the same - latitudes NEVER meet" http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showp...&postcount=355 Don't get on a train anywhere near where he lives Points? Just sayin.... Rolfe.
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29th September 2012, 11:05 AM	#244
Erock Muse Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Debunking Linkbarf & Poop Posts: 615	Originally Posted by Rolfe Points? Just sayin.... Rolfe. The outer edges of the tracks still don't meet
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29th September 2012, 11:33 AM	#245
Tomtomkent Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Kent, United Kingdom Posts: 5,223	Originally Posted by Rolfe Points? Just sayin.... Rolfe. Two different lines diverging, not parallels meeting. If two running rails come much closer than 4'4" your commuters have a bad day.
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29th September 2012, 01:45 PM	#246
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 17,954	Maybe they have a moebius train where he lives?
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29th September 2012, 02:29 PM	#247
gabeygoat Muse Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Hard Corvallis, Oregon Posts: 668	Originally Posted by Travis Maybe they have a moebius train where he lives?

29th September 2012, 03:09 PM	#248
dafydd Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belgium (Flatland) Posts: 31,478	Originally Posted by Travis Maybe they have a moebius train where he lives? http://kasmana.people.cofc.edu/MATHF...llnumber=mf102
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29th September 2012, 03:38 PM	#249
Captain_Swoop Illuminator Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 3,948	Originally Posted by Tomtomkent Two different lines diverging, not parallels meeting. If two running rails come much closer than 4'4" your commuters have a bad day. Erm, Standard Gauge is 4'8 1/2"

29th September 2012, 11:59 PM	#250
Tomtomkent Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Kent, United Kingdom Posts: 5,223	Originally Posted by Captain_Swoop Erm, Standard Gauge is 4'8 1/2" Yes, but the wheels of a train are chamfered to a depth of three inches , or there abouts for cornering. When the train corners it banks slightly so the inside wheel is rolling on a larger radius than the outside wheel and a constant speed is maintained. I foolishly tried to be clever and say the train wouldnt drop until the running rails were being forced under the inside lip of the wheel.
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30th September 2012, 04:59 AM	#251
ComfySlippers Graduate Poster Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,080	Originally Posted by Tomtomkent ...I foolishly tried to be clever ... That was your first mistake
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30th September 2012, 04:41 PM	#252
TSR Do you know what this notorious criminal did? Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,788	Originally Posted by Travis Maybe they have a moebius train where he lives? They do, but the only station is back where you started.
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1st October 2012, 12:05 PM	#253
jargon buster Illuminator Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,064	This is technically an October stundie but we have no thread yet. Zhiba the moderator on Ickes (FMOTL advocate) writes When responding to a post about the validity of the freeman argument he wrote Quote: It only 'does not work,' because the courts don't allow it to work. Then three posts later Quote: FMOL doesn't work. really? tell that to the dozens of people whom i know have not paid any council or poll tax since its inception, many, many more who have not paid income tax for over ten years, people i know who use un-registered vehicles on the road, people who have challenged parking fines successfully, and these people are people who have never stepped foot in a courtroom or accepted any subservience to unjust laws, who have successfully dealt with bailiff and police attendance, many of these people home school their children, paying for private education and health care, not seeking the benefit of a state they see as morally corrupt and dishonest. FMOL doesn't work? Carry on with that doctrine in your life, keep sucking up to the state and the control mechanisms if you like, for many, many people fmol does and has and will continue to work despite your assergance to the contrary. http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showt...=223452&page=7 I think he needs to wipe the froth from around his mouth before he posts anymore.
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1st October 2012, 12:19 PM	#254
drewid Graduate Poster Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,087	I like the word 'assergance'. If only it had a real meaning.
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1st October 2012, 12:40 PM	#255
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 17,954	October nomination thread up and running. Look for the September finals sometime in the next few days.
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1st October 2012, 01:33 PM	#256
LSSBB Devilish Dictionarian Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: An elusive house at Bachelor's Grove Cemetery Posts: 4,499	Originally Posted by Travis October nomination thread up and running. Look for the September finals sometime in the next few days. That's your assergence, Travis. We'll see if it pans out.
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