Thinking about joining scientology - Page 5

MNBrant · 13th March 2013, 08:57 PM

I will say one thing that may be evidence that I may have Thetans in me is that I have memories of being an Psion assassin in my younger days. They used to control me in my sleep. Luckily according to my delusions all my controls met a unhappy ending. I wonder if the details are secret? Probably since assassin is part of the title

FreshHat · 13th March 2013, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by kalen

If you want to join an interesting cult religion AND be entertained, you must choose the Church of the Subgenius. It's cheap (only $30 one-time cost) with a money-back guarantee if you don't get eternal salvation.

ETA: http://www.subgenius.com/ts/hos.html

Bad News: It's $35 now.

Good News: "Eternal Salvation Or Triple Your Money Back."

Praise "Bob"!

13th March 2013, 08:57 PM	#161
MNBrant Master Poster Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 2,156	I will say one thing that may be evidence that I may have Thetans in me is that I have memories of being an Psion assassin in my younger days. They used to control me in my sleep. Luckily according to my delusions all my controls met a unhappy ending. I wonder if the details are secret? Probably since assassin is part of the title
MNBrant Master Poster Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 2,156

13th March 2013, 09:50 PM	#162
FreshHat Why, You Little... Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Funky Forest Posts: 1,074	Originally Posted by kalen If you want to join an interesting cult religion AND be entertained, you must choose the Church of the Subgenius. It's cheap (only $30 one-time cost) with a money-back guarantee if you don't get eternal salvation. ETA: http://www.subgenius.com/ts/hos.html Bad News: It's $35 now. Good News: "Eternal Salvation Or Triple Your Money Back." Praise "Bob"!
	__________________ "Pull the wool over your own eyes, and relax in the safety of your own delusions." J.R. "Bob" Dobbs