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joobz · 19th April 2013, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by kmortis

That's not supposed to happen? Wish you would have told me that BEFORE my midyear review.

I think the rules are more lax when you work in sex dungeon. Sounds like you were well rewarded for your performance.

Garrette · 19th April 2013, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by tsig

They can only beat you lightly, no worse than a mild sunburn.

Be fair. DOC never said "mild." Therefore, they can only beat you lightly -- no worse than a sunburn.

Now isn't that better?

joobz · 19th April 2013, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by Garrette

Be fair. DOC never said "mild." Therefore, they can only beat you lightly -- no worse than a sunburn.

Now isn't that better?

Much more ethical.

kmortis · 19th April 2013, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by tsig

They can only beat you lightly, no worse than a mild sunburn.

I do have a ruddy glow about me.

SezMe · 19th April 2013, 03:23 PM

What did you have for lunch?

kmortis · 19th April 2013, 08:03 PM

Chicken molè quesadilla.

Akhenaten · 20th April 2013, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by DOC

Originally Posted by RoboTimbo

There is a big difference in the two objectively contradictory creation accounts also. When will you be answering which one you believe in?

I've already responded to that issue we spent about 10 pages on.

Which account was it then? Don't forget to provide a link to your direct answer to this question.

Then you might be so good as to provide the non-biblical evidence that supports that account.

kmortis · 21st April 2013, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by Akhenaten

Which account was it then? Don't forget to provide a link to your direct answer to this question.

Then you might be so good as to provide the non-biblical evidence that supports that account.

Is there a Poe-like Internet law that states that optimism is indistinguishable from sarcasm?

Akhenaten · 21st April 2013, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by kmortis

Is there a Poe-like Internet law that states that optimism is indistinguishable from sarcasm?

Aberhaten's Apothegm™ has a nice ring to it.

catsmate1 · 22nd April 2013, 04:24 AM

Originally Posted by Akhenaten

Aberhaten's Apothegm™ has a nice ring to it.

Indeed.

Slowvehicle · 22nd April 2013, 06:47 AM

Originally Posted by catsmate1

Indeed.
http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?...pictureid=7776

+1

Akhenaten · 22nd April 2013, 07:03 AM

Originally Posted by catsmate1

Indeed.

tsig · 22nd April 2013, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by catsmate1

Indeed.
http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?...pictureid=7776

pakeha · 22nd April 2013, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by catsmate1

Indeed.
http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?...pictureid=7776

You're on a roll with the emoticoms, catsmate1!
A round of Dom to celebrate it!

carlitos · 22nd April 2013, 08:50 AM

Not only does the bible condone slavery, but so does Dom!

I bet that guy really wants a sunburn.

Akhenaten · 22nd April 2013, 09:13 AM

Please ~~sir~~, ma'am, may I have another?

Hellbound · 22nd April 2013, 10:55 AM

You know, some people pay good money for those beatings! And you get them for free, and still have the gall to complain!

I mean, you could just be killed out of hand! Regular beatings are an absolute mercy, I tell you!

Ungrateful sla...er...servants!

pakeha · 22nd April 2013, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Akhenaten

http://www.yvonneclaireadams.com/Hos...vantGlyph2.jpg

Please ~~sir~~, ma'am, may I have another?

A thread that combines the NT and sado-mas deserves another round!

Akhenaten · 22nd April 2013, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by pakeha

A thread that combines the NT and sado-mas deserves another round!

I should note that those are the genuine hieroglyphs for 'servant' (njs) and 'beat' (hwj).

Another round for being edumicational, noble Apteryx?

pakeha · 22nd April 2013, 11:38 AM

The cases are being opened even as I type, O Pharaoh!

catsmate1 · 22nd April 2013, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by Akhenaten

Damn, and I was *trying* to be good.
Oh well.

Originally Posted by pakeha

You're on a roll with the emoticoms, catsmate1!
A round of Dom to celebrate it!

Lots of meetings and hotel room time, I've been collecting.

Feel free to use my albums.
General smileys.
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Originally Posted by carlitos

Not only does the bible condone slavery, but so does Dom!

http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/r...ignon-ad-1.jpg

I bet that guy really wants a sunburn.

Ah, there's noting like a good flogging to get the blood flowing.....

An actual comment by a Domme who didn't intend the pun.

Originally Posted by Akhenaten

I should note that those are the genuine hieroglyphs for 'servant' (njs) and 'beat' (hwj).

Another round for being edumicational, noble Apteryx?

Wow, this forum is good,

Lucian · 22nd April 2013, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Akhenaten

I should note that those are the genuine hieroglyphs for 'servant' (njs) and 'beat' (hwj).

Another round for being edumicational, noble Apteryx?

Just to clarify: is it "servant" or "slave"? "beat" or "sunburn"?

pakeha · 22nd April 2013, 12:00 PM

Drink up, O Lucian.
In vino veritas, you know!

kmortis · 22nd April 2013, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by Lucian

Just to clarify: is it "servant" or "slave"? "beat" or "sunburn"?

Does it matter? As we have learned: "servant" = "slave" and "beat" = "sunburn".

TimCallahan · 24th April 2013, 02:57 PM

Archaeology tells us that the Iron Age began ca. 1100 BCE. According to a literal interpretation of the Bible, the flood would have occurred at least about 4000 BCE. Presumably, Noah and his sons carried with them the knowledge of the civilized arts extant at their time, from just before the flood. This would have included, among other things: domestication of plants and animals, pottery, weaving, the wheel and metallurgy. As to the last of these, according to the Bible this would have included iron working as well as the smelting of bronze (Gen. 4:22):

Zillah bore Tubal-cain; he was the forger of all instruments of bronze and iron.

So, my question for DOC, edge and any others who accept this as the literal truth, is this:

If human beings living before the flood knew how to make tools and weapons out of iron, and if the flood occurred around 4000 BCE, why weren't any of the descendants of Noah using iron before ca. 1100?

halleyscomet · 1st May 2013, 08:37 AM

Evidence for the Exodus

19th April 2013, 08:17 AM	#2401
joobz Tergiversator Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: That's how you get ants Posts: 17,585	Originally Posted by kmortis That's not supposed to happen? Wish you would have told me that BEFORE my midyear review. I think the rules are more lax when you work in sex dungeon. Sounds like you were well rewarded for your performance.
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19th April 2013, 10:37 AM	#2402
Garrette Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,636	Originally Posted by tsig They can only beat you lightly, no worse than a mild sunburn. Be fair. DOC never said "mild." Therefore, they can only beat you lightly -- no worse than a sunburn. Now isn't that better?
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19th April 2013, 11:19 AM	#2403
joobz Tergiversator Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: That's how you get ants Posts: 17,585	Originally Posted by Garrette Be fair. DOC never said "mild." Therefore, they can only beat you lightly -- no worse than a sunburn. Now isn't that better? Much more ethical.
	__________________ What's the best argument for UHC? This argument against UHC. "Perhaps one reason per capita GDP is lower in UHC countries is because they've tried to prevent this important function [bankrupting the sick] and thus carry forward considerable economic dead wood?"-BeAChooser

19th April 2013, 12:45 PM	#2404
kmortis Biomechanoid Director of IDIOCY (Region 13) Moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Texas Posts: 24,797	Originally Posted by tsig They can only beat you lightly, no worse than a mild sunburn. I do have a ruddy glow about me.
	__________________ -Aberhaten did it - "Which gives us an answer to our question. What’s the worst thing that can happen in a pressure cooker?" Randall Munroe -Director of Independent Determining Inquisitor Of Crazy Yapping - Aberhaten's Apothegm™ - An Internet law that states that optimism is indistinguishable from sarcasm

19th April 2013, 08:03 PM	#2406
kmortis Biomechanoid Director of IDIOCY (Region 13) Moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Texas Posts: 24,797	Chicken molè quesadilla.
	__________________ -Aberhaten did it - "Which gives us an answer to our question. What’s the worst thing that can happen in a pressure cooker?" Randall Munroe -Director of Independent Determining Inquisitor Of Crazy Yapping - Aberhaten's Apothegm™ - An Internet law that states that optimism is indistinguishable from sarcasm

19th April 2013, 03:23 PM	#2405
SezMe post-pre-born Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 16,641	What did you have for lunch?

20th April 2013, 07:29 AM	#2407
Akhenaten Heretic Pharaoh Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Pi-Broadford, Australia Posts: 24,749	Originally Posted by DOC Originally Posted by RoboTimbo There is a big difference in the two objectively contradictory creation accounts also. When will you be answering which one you believe in? I've already responded to that issue we spent about 10 pages on. Which account was it then? Don't forget to provide a link to your direct answer to this question. Then you might be so good as to provide the non-biblical evidence that supports that account.
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21st April 2013, 12:11 PM	#2408
kmortis Biomechanoid Director of IDIOCY (Region 13) Moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Texas Posts: 24,797	Originally Posted by Akhenaten Which account was it then? Don't forget to provide a link to your direct answer to this question. Then you might be so good as to provide the non-biblical evidence that supports that account. Is there a Poe-like Internet law that states that optimism is indistinguishable from sarcasm?
	__________________ -Aberhaten did it - "Which gives us an answer to our question. What’s the worst thing that can happen in a pressure cooker?" Randall Munroe -Director of Independent Determining Inquisitor Of Crazy Yapping - Aberhaten's Apothegm™ - An Internet law that states that optimism is indistinguishable from sarcasm

21st April 2013, 12:22 PM	#2409
Akhenaten Heretic Pharaoh Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Pi-Broadford, Australia Posts: 24,749	Originally Posted by kmortis Is there a Poe-like Internet law that states that optimism is indistinguishable from sarcasm? Aberhaten's Apothegm™ has a nice ring to it.
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22nd April 2013, 04:24 AM	#2410
catsmate1 Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Dublin (the one in Ireland) Posts: 7,241	Originally Posted by Akhenaten Aberhaten's Apothegm™ has a nice ring to it. Indeed.
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22nd April 2013, 06:47 AM	#2411
Slowvehicle Master Poster Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: ...not where I seemed, nor was calculated to be...but no-one need worry... Posts: 2,357	Originally Posted by catsmate1 Indeed. http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?...pictureid=7776 +1
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22nd April 2013, 07:03 AM	#2412
Akhenaten Heretic Pharaoh Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Pi-Broadford, Australia Posts: 24,749	Originally Posted by catsmate1 Indeed.
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22nd April 2013, 07:58 AM	#2413
tsig a carbon based life-form Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 27,241	Originally Posted by catsmate1 Indeed. http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?...pictureid=7776

22nd April 2013, 08:30 AM	#2414
pakeha Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,234	Originally Posted by catsmate1 Indeed. http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?...pictureid=7776 You're on a roll with the emoticoms, catsmate1! A round of Dom to celebrate it!
pakeha Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,234	__________________ To a conspiracy theorist, having double standards just means that they have twice as many standards. carlitos

22nd April 2013, 08:50 AM	#2415
carlitos "más divertido" Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 11,619	Not only does the bible condone slavery, but so does Dom! I bet that guy really wants a sunburn.

22nd April 2013, 09:13 AM	#2416
Akhenaten Heretic Pharaoh Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Pi-Broadford, Australia Posts: 24,749	Please ~~sir~~, ma'am, may I have another?
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22nd April 2013, 10:55 AM	#2417
Hellbound Abiogenic Spongiform Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a handbasket Posts: 9,030	You know, some people pay good money for those beatings! And you get them for free, and still have the gall to complain! I mean, you could just be killed out of hand! Regular beatings are an absolute mercy, I tell you! Ungrateful sla...er...servants!

22nd April 2013, 11:27 AM	#2418
pakeha Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,234	Originally Posted by Akhenaten http://www.yvonneclaireadams.com/Hos...vantGlyph2.jpg Please ~~sir~~, ma'am, may I have another? A thread that combines the NT and sado-mas deserves another round!
pakeha Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,234	__________________ To a conspiracy theorist, having double standards just means that they have twice as many standards. carlitos

22nd April 2013, 11:36 AM	#2419
Akhenaten Heretic Pharaoh Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Pi-Broadford, Australia Posts: 24,749	Originally Posted by pakeha A thread that combines the NT and sado-mas deserves another round! I should note that those are the genuine hieroglyphs for 'servant' (njs) and 'beat' (hwj). Another round for being edumicational, noble Apteryx?
	__________________ Life is mostly Froth and Bubble - Adam Lindsay Gordon The Australasian Skeptics Forum

22nd April 2013, 11:38 AM	#2420
pakeha Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,234	The cases are being opened even as I type, O Pharaoh!
pakeha Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,234	__________________ To a conspiracy theorist, having double standards just means that they have twice as many standards. carlitos

22nd April 2013, 11:48 AM	#2421
catsmate1 Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Dublin (the one in Ireland) Posts: 7,241	Originally Posted by Akhenaten Damn, and I was trying to be good. Oh well. Originally Posted by pakeha You're on a roll with the emoticoms, catsmate1! A round of Dom to celebrate it! Lots of meetings and hotel room time, I've been collecting. Feel free to use my albums. General smileys. Text smileys. Optimised for logical fallacies. Generated with Smiley Generator. Originally Posted by carlitos Not only does the bible condone slavery, but so does Dom! http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/r...ignon-ad-1.jpg I bet that guy really wants a sunburn. Ah, there's noting like a good flogging to get the blood flowing..... An actual comment by a Domme who didn't intend the pun. Originally Posted by Akhenaten I should note that those are the genuine hieroglyphs for 'servant' (njs) and 'beat' (hwj). Another round for being edumicational, noble Apteryx? Wow, this forum is good,
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22nd April 2013, 11:53 AM	#2422
Lucian Master Poster Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,571	Originally Posted by Akhenaten I should note that those are the genuine hieroglyphs for 'servant' (njs) and 'beat' (hwj). Another round for being edumicational, noble Apteryx? Just to clarify: is it "servant" or "slave"? "beat" or "sunburn"?
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22nd April 2013, 12:00 PM	#2423
pakeha Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,234	Drink up, O Lucian. In vino veritas, you know!
pakeha Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,234	__________________ To a conspiracy theorist, having double standards just means that they have twice as many standards. carlitos

22nd April 2013, 12:25 PM	#2424
kmortis Biomechanoid Director of IDIOCY (Region 13) Moderator Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: New Texas Posts: 24,797	Originally Posted by Lucian Just to clarify: is it "servant" or "slave"? "beat" or "sunburn"? Does it matter? As we have learned: "servant" = "slave" and "beat" = "sunburn".
	__________________ -Aberhaten did it - "Which gives us an answer to our question. What’s the worst thing that can happen in a pressure cooker?" Randall Munroe -Director of Independent Determining Inquisitor Of Crazy Yapping - Aberhaten's Apothegm™ - An Internet law that states that optimism is indistinguishable from sarcasm

24th April 2013, 02:57 PM	#2425
TimCallahan Philosopher Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,211	Archaeology tells us that the Iron Age began ca. 1100 BCE. According to a literal interpretation of the Bible, the flood would have occurred at least about 4000 BCE. Presumably, Noah and his sons carried with them the knowledge of the civilized arts extant at their time, from just before the flood. This would have included, among other things: domestication of plants and animals, pottery, weaving, the wheel and metallurgy. As to the last of these, according to the Bible this would have included iron working as well as the smelting of bronze (Gen. 4:22): Zillah bore Tubal-cain; he was the forger of all instruments of bronze and iron. So, my question for DOC, edge and any others who accept this as the literal truth, is this: If human beings living before the flood knew how to make tools and weapons out of iron, and if the flood occurred around 4000 BCE, why weren't any of the descendants of Noah using iron before ca. 1100?
TimCallahan Philosopher Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,211

1st May 2013, 08:37 AM	#2426
halleyscomet Critical Thinker Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 435	Evidence for the Exodus