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Philosopher
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Japan
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How did the tiger escape?
I thought of posting in the science forum, but this seems more like something a conjurer could explain.
US zoo baffled by tiger's escape
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Or is it more likely that someone opened the door and let the tiger out? |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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I doubt magician's have more ability (or even equivalent ability) to solve this than do the investigators or zookeepers. The tiger does not set out to deceive.
Now if you were asking us to solve a murder from an old series like Colombo, I'd be all over it. |
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Yeah, I suppose a conjurer's guess is as good as anyone's, but it doesn't really fit into any other forum either.
A more recent update
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Are tigers in America more dangerous than guns now?
Shame the zoo was not idiot proof. |
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Illuminator
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Current events and social issues would be the place for this I guess.
But if they didnt keep them in Zoos there wouldn't be this problem in first place. |
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More important - will he be up for a Darwin award?
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THE Lisa Simpson
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Aw....
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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That's correct.
From the "not a Darwin"-list:
"It takes a phenomenal failure of common sense to earn a Darwin Award. Common idiocies such as playing Russian roulette, falling off a boat, or sleeping next to a smoldering cigarette are not sufficient to win the dubious distinction of a Darwin. On the other hand, playing Russian roulette with land mines, jumping off a boat into shark-infested waters knowing you cannot swim, or sleeping with a smoldering cigarette under an oxygen tent... just might win you a Darwin Award!" /derail |
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Join Date: May 2004
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I love the reporting on this one. The wall and moat have been changing height and width every news report, with most reports staing the wall was 20' high. The zoo director confirmed the dimensions at the press conference: 12.5' high wall, 33' wide moat. --Patch |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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Just to add my grammatical apologies for using an apostrophe to denote the plural of magician in my first post in this thread.
In penance, I am going to practice autoeroticism while smoking in the oxygen tent I place in my car which I will drive into a tiger cage falling over a cliff and onto a railroad track in front of a speeding train which will reach me just as I whiz on the third rail. |
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From wikipedia: In the wild, tigers can leap as high as 5 m (16 ft) and as far as 910 m (3033 ft), making them one of the highest-jumping mammals.
I assume the moat was right up to the wall, and that tigers can't jump 10 meters horisontaly and 5 meters vertically at the same time, but Wiki doesn't say how high they can jump in captivity. ![]() ETA: found this vid a bit impressive. http://www.truveo.com/How-high-can-T.../id/3723451297 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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Look, I'm not sure how the tiger got out but I'm a bit concerned that noone has bothered to even launch a cursory investigation of the chimpanzees....
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Illuminator
Join Date: Sep 2003
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News is reporting the wall in the compound was a metre short of the statutory requirement,thus how the tiger jumped out.
Everyone knows Tiggers bounce. ![]() I don't agree with killing it-whats wrong with a tranquilizer? Yanks just have to shoot to kill! (no offence to US forumites). |
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"A tiger in America?!"
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The zoo had tranquilizer guns but the police (not zoo personnell) found the tiger first as it was mauling someone else and when officers yelled at it it started coming towards them. Really had no choice but to shoot it.
But this thread would be on page 16 by now if they had Tasered it! |
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Muse
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Las Vegas
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Tranquilizer guns in the real world take time to get into the bloodstream and make the tiger sleepy. As the guy was being mauled by the tiger when they found him, tranquilizers weren't even an option.
Bullets, fortunately, take effect immediately. My major question is: How is the moat supposed to be a security measure? True, most felines don't care for water. However, anyone who visits or lives in Vegas and has been to the Mirage will tell you how much those tigers love their swimming pools. Using a moat to stop tigers from getting to visitors is a little like trying to prevent kids from coming to your house by building it out of candy. |
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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Apparently the Zoo is a crime scene! Can animals commit crimes?
Two waterfowl have been arrested for making false witness statements. |
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Muse
Join Date: Aug 2006
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I would've liked it to stay alive so a glimpse into the mind of a killer tiger that can jump really high could be made by the police forensic experts. The tiger could've even gone on Larry King from it's cell and been asked questions about his side of the story and explain his motivation or explain how it's all a set up and vow to not rest until the real animal culprit that did that is caught.
The tiger could merely have jumped out of the pit when he saw a guy get mauled by a kangaroo, to scare it off and drag the guy to safety, but then the kangaroo left the scene and the cops found the tiger there. Everybody always blames the tiger first! |
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Join Date: May 2004
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Believe that tigers in captivity don't jump as high as their wild cousins as they don't get the physical exercise. Bunch of damn couch potatoes, those zoo tigers.
No one's shown pictures of the enclosure yet, but I believe the moat is against the wall, so although a tiger may be able to leap 30-33 ft and 16 ft high, it's not 16 ft in the air at the end of that jump. Clearly, Tatiana was a trained parkour tiger. |
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I think moat is a loose term in this case - they generally don't have water in them.
Siberian tigers are very rare and to lose a female one in this way - blown to pieces by shotguns - has to be considered a major failure. The Zoo has just made a major negative contribution to wild life conservation. If the three youths were innocent victims then clearly this is a very tragic incident for them and their families also (well, to be fair, it is still tragic even they were being jerks). The tiger apparently went after all three ignoring other people as it followed the youths. If they tried to annoy it when it was in its pen they discovered to their cost that tigers can really bear a grudge rather well. For News reporters to be questioning why the tiger was not put down when it attacked a keeper last year beggers belief. FFS! it is a tiger. |
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This happened in San Francisco. Does anyone know if the tiger was homosexual?
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Muse
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So only one time at a zoo that the AZA deemed safe did a tiger leap out of a too-low wall and maul a bunch of people. Besides that they really know what they're doing and no need to retract their 'good-standing' status with the AZA because of one such 'oops.'
To be fair they really couldn't have said anything else and looked less dumb. "After viewing the reports of a tiger jumping out of it's enclosure and killing people at this previously accredited zoo, the AZA wishes to announce it has changed it's mind about whether that zoo is safe and revokes it's accreditation. Our hearts go out to the family of this cowardly tiger attack."
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Bushie done it!
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Read all about felines and wormholes in my upcoming children's classic, The Tiger, The Warlock, and the Chifforobe. It's about four senior citizens who stumble into a magical world full of talking animals who are all both retarded and religious zealots, and face a magical tiger and a warlock or something.
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That is a surprisingly grumpy pig considering all the colorful flowers painted on him. |
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A zoo moat around a tiger enclosure would definitely not contain water. Tigers not only know how to swim, but they'll do it for fun.
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That is a surprisingly grumpy pig considering all the colorful flowers painted on him. |
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