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RKOwens4 · 21st January 2008, 04:50 PM

According to Professor Jones's analysis of World Trade Center steel and dust samples, high traces of sulfur and iron were found. Also found were traces of zinc, manganese, and titanium. Finally the proof: Cheerios used to destroy the WTC!

That's right. Iron and zinc are both chemical fingerprints of Cheerios and Cheerios alone. Sulfur is used in its cardboard box. Manganese and titanium are also used in both the box's paint and in the plastic bag. Therefore, Cheerios were used to destroy the WTC.

Or maybe not. The point is, the elements Steven Jones believes are fingerprints of thermate are used in practically everything. Boxes of Cheerios are just as likely a culprit for their presence in the WTC dust as thermate. It's really sad that he can call these "uncommon chemical elements" and have his followers be so gullible as to believe it.

twinstead · 21st January 2008, 04:52 PM

Low in fat, high in soluble fiber--I for one welcome our Cheerios overlords.

CptColumbo · 21st January 2008, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by RKOwens4

According to Professor Jones's analysis of World Trade Center steel and dust samples, high traces of sulfur and iron were found. Also found were traces of zinc, manganese, and titanium. Finally the proof: Cheerios used to destroy the WTC!

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1...riosib2.th.jpg

That's right. Iron and zinc are both chemical fingerprints of Cheerios and Cheerios alone. Sulfur is used in its cardboard box. Manganese and titanium are also used in both the box's paint and in the plastic bag. Therefore, Cheerios were used to destroy the WTC.

Or maybe not. The point is, the elements Steven Jones believes are fingerprints of thermate are used in practically everything. Boxes of Cheerios are just as likely a culprit for their presence in the WTC dust as thermate. It's really sad that he can call these "uncommon chemical elements" and have his followers be so gullible as to believe it.

I would pay good money to see a box of Cheerios bring down a skyscraper.

Of course, it's just as likely that the sun raining down "two scoops of raisins" is what caused the collapse of WTC 7. "Scoop it!"

jhunter1163 · 21st January 2008, 05:06 PM

MacGyver could have done it with a magnifying glass, a stick of Juicy Fruit, a three-foot piece of yarn, a golf ball, and a half-empty can of Silly String.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macgyver

Quad4_72 · 21st January 2008, 05:06 PM

Interesting. Now did the Cheerios have any involvement in the pentagon as well?

CptColumbo · 21st January 2008, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by Quad4_72

Interesting. Now did the Cheerios have any involvement in the pentagon as well?

Where do you think General Mills worked before getting into cereal? That's where he first met Captain Crunch.

Apollo20 · 21st January 2008, 05:11 PM

When you start a thread like this,

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twinstead · 21st January 2008, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by Apollo20

When you start a thread like this,

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You can't fool me. You have a Cheerios joke just dying to get out, Frank, don't you?

Drudgewire · 21st January 2008, 05:13 PM

I knew it!! I NEVER trusted this shady &@$%er!!!

PhantomWolf · 21st January 2008, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by Apollo20

When you start a thread like this,

well, it can only go

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Oh I don't know, it pretty much started at the bottom already.

leftysergeant · 21st January 2008, 05:20 PM

Great! Next we'll have Judy's boys in here screaming that it was actually Post Toasties!

Mr.Herbert · 21st January 2008, 05:22 PM

Cheerios.... Aren't they actually Bagel seeds?

I knew it.... it was the JOOOOS!!

PhantomWolf · 21st January 2008, 05:27 PM

Quote:

It's really sad that he can call these "uncommon chemical elements" and have his followers be so gullible as to believe it.

Quite true.

In order of abundance in the Earth's crust:

iron - 4th
titanium - 9th
manganese - 12th
sulphur - 14th
zinc - 24nd

Other than zinc, they are all in the top 15 most common elements on the planet!

ElMondoHummus · 21st January 2008, 05:48 PM

Such an obvious lead-in, and no one made a "cereal" killer joke yet?

I'm ashamed of you guys...

OldTigerCub · 21st January 2008, 05:48 PM

Lies! All lies! Everyone knows that only Rice Crispies go snap, crackle and pop!!! Witnesses heard snaps and crackles and pops!!!!

PhantomWolf · 21st January 2008, 06:09 PM

I say we march on the Kelloggs Headquarters and DEMAND the TRUTH!!!

Unsecured Coins · 21st January 2008, 06:15 PM

I have nothing to contribute because you all have beaten me to the funny

Alferd_Packer · 21st January 2008, 06:33 PM

Wait a dogone minute.

Why is Gravy wearing a Cap'n Crunch hat?

MIKILLINI · 21st January 2008, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by twinstead

Low in fat, high in soluble fiber--I for one welcome our Cheerios overlords.

Good for cholesterol, bad for Jones' hypothesis.

MIKILLINI · 21st January 2008, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Drudgewire

I knew it!! I NEVER trusted this shady &@$%er!!!

http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/cheeriosbee1.jpg

http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/fist4su.gif

You mean they found honey and nuts too??

ElMondoHummus · 21st January 2008, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by MIKILLINI

You mean they found honey and nuts too??

Nutin'... honey...

dudalb · 21st January 2008, 06:42 PM

Actually it was an invisible abestos coated Stay Puft Marshmellow Man who brought down the towers...

PhantomWolf · 21st January 2008, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by MIKILLINI

You mean they found honey and nuts too??

I'd say that the Truth Movement has found enough nuts to keep the supply running for decades.

Alareth · 21st January 2008, 07:35 PM

Couldn't the culprit have been a box of Total, or possibly even a bottle of Centrum?

CptColumbo · 21st January 2008, 07:40 PM

This conspiracy is big.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not small.
No, no, no.

pomeroo · 21st January 2008, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by leftysergeant

Great! Next we'll have Judy's boys in here screaming that it was actually Post Toasties!

Now, that's funny! For that inspired line, I hereby grant you a plenary indulgence for all of your past political sins.

Myriad · 21st January 2008, 07:47 PM

The cereal is only part of this complete conspiracy.

Which means OJ was in on it too.

Respectfully,
Myriad

Max Photon · 21st January 2008, 08:01 PM

Those aren't Cherrios.

Those are Feedback Loops.

beachnut · 21st January 2008, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by RKOwens4

Is a box of cheerios is 10 times smarter than 9/11 truth? yep

LashL · 21st January 2008, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by Myriad

The cereal is only part of this complete conspiracy.

Which means OJ was in on it too.

Respectfully,
Myriad

Good one!

Oh, and doesn't the complete conspiracy also require 4 (or 6?) ounces of milk per serving, as well?

Thus, the JMOOOOOS were also in on it.

RKOwens4 · 21st January 2008, 08:41 PM

This is a little late, but isn't it strange that Professor Jones titled his thermate paper "Finally the proof: Thermate used to destroy WTC"? Finally the proof: Steven Jones (and other "scholars" for 9/11 truth) start out with their own belief of what destroyed the WTC, and then go out looking for evidence trying to prove it. And then never find it.

"Don't look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find." -Dr. Zaius, Planet of the Apes

Brainache · 21st January 2008, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by LashL

Good one!

Oh, and doesn't the complete conspiracy also require 4 (or 6?) ounces of milk per serving, as well?

Thus, the JMOOOOOS were also in on it.

You're all nuts and milking this joke far too much.
Just a great big bowl of wrong.
We all know the thermate came in flakes

RKOwens4 · 21st January 2008, 08:48 PM

Wow, I think I might be onto something here. I must've missed this before, but Cheerios also contains 115mg of POTASSIUM!!! Potassium was found in abundance in the WTC dust. Jones claims that Potassium is a fingerprint of thermate, but nope. I say it's a fingerprint of Cheerios.

Alareth · 21st January 2008, 08:55 PM

Don't forget the Pancakes.

Dog Town · 21st January 2008, 09:04 PM

Reading this thread, from first post, all I am think'en is MOOOOOOS! Have the joke forming as I read through the thread. By post #25 the joke has been finished in me'ead! Then BAM I read post #30!

Damn You LASH!

ETA: Any cows killed in the towers on 911? Makes ya wonder....

cisco · 21st January 2008, 09:05 PM

How does Jones respond when confronted with the mounds of facts that highlight how ridiculous his "theories" are?

How did he get his PhD in a scientific field without so much as a basic understand of ethics and the scienitifc method?

I really want to know the answers to these questions.

LashL · 21st January 2008, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by Dog Town

Reading this thread, from first post, all I am think'en is MOOOOOOS! Have the joke forming as I read through the thread. By post #25 the joke has been finished in me'ead! Then BAM I read post #30!

Damn You LASH!

Hee hee. For once, I beat someone to a funny! (It's rare, so I'll relish it.) ETA: But note the opening there for a new food-related joke...

Originally Posted by Dog Town

ETA: Any cows killed in the towers on 911?

No, but the twoof movement is certainly chock full of bovine excrement. (I know, I know, that goes without saying, but what the hell, might as well say it

)

PhantomWolf · 21st January 2008, 09:45 PM

That box is just asking for a make over with "9/11 Fruit Loops" replacing the cheerios and a sticker with "Contains Nuts" added.

Hokulele · 21st January 2008, 10:17 PM

And since Cheerios float in milk, they must be lighter than air, which also conveniently explains the so-called "pyroclastic flows".

1337m4n · 22nd January 2008, 12:12 AM

How do you explain all the dust at Ground Zero?

No ordinary collapse would turn concrete and steel into fine dust. Cheerios are a different matter; you can turn them to dust with as little as your bare hands.

21st January 2008, 04:50 PM	#1
RKOwens4 Thinker Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 208	Steven Jones dust analysis proves box of cheerios destroyed WTC According to Professor Jones's analysis of World Trade Center steel and dust samples, high traces of sulfur and iron were found. Also found were traces of zinc, manganese, and titanium. Finally the proof: Cheerios used to destroy the WTC! That's right. Iron and zinc are both chemical fingerprints of Cheerios and Cheerios alone. Sulfur is used in its cardboard box. Manganese and titanium are also used in both the box's paint and in the plastic bag. Therefore, Cheerios were used to destroy the WTC. Or maybe not. The point is, the elements Steven Jones believes are fingerprints of thermate are used in practically everything. Boxes of Cheerios are just as likely a culprit for their presence in the WTC dust as thermate. It's really sad that he can call these "uncommon chemical elements" and have his followers be so gullible as to believe it.
RKOwens4 Thinker Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 208	Last edited by RKOwens4; 21st January 2008 at 04:53 PM. Reason: typo

21st January 2008, 05:06 PM	#5
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21st January 2008, 05:09 PM	#6
CptColumbo Just One More Question Join Date: May 2004 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 9,152	Originally Posted by Quad4_72 Interesting. Now did the Cheerios have any involvement in the pentagon as well? Where do you think General Mills worked before getting into cereal? That's where he first met Captain Crunch.
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21st January 2008, 05:11 PM	#7
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21st January 2008, 05:12 PM	#8
twinstead Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Big corner office in NWO Towers Posts: 11,596	Originally Posted by Apollo20 When you start a thread like this, well, it can only go d o w n h i l l You can't fool me. You have a Cheerios joke just dying to get out, Frank, don't you?
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21st January 2008, 04:52 PM	#2
twinstead Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Big corner office in NWO Towers Posts: 11,596	Low in fat, high in soluble fiber--I for one welcome our Cheerios overlords.
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21st January 2008, 04:53 PM	#3
CptColumbo Just One More Question Join Date: May 2004 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 9,152	Originally Posted by RKOwens4 According to Professor Jones's analysis of World Trade Center steel and dust samples, high traces of sulfur and iron were found. Also found were traces of zinc, manganese, and titanium. Finally the proof: Cheerios used to destroy the WTC! http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1...riosib2.th.jpg That's right. Iron and zinc are both chemical fingerprints of Cheerios and Cheerios alone. Sulfur is used in its cardboard box. Manganese and titanium are also used in both the box's paint and in the plastic bag. Therefore, Cheerios were used to destroy the WTC. Or maybe not. The point is, the elements Steven Jones believes are fingerprints of thermate are used in practically everything. Boxes of Cheerios are just as likely a culprit for their presence in the WTC dust as thermate. It's really sad that he can call these "uncommon chemical elements" and have his followers be so gullible as to believe it. I would pay good money to see a box of Cheerios bring down a skyscraper. Of course, it's just as likely that the sun raining down "two scoops of raisins" is what caused the collapse of WTC 7. "Scoop it!"
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21st January 2008, 05:06 PM	#4
jhunter1163 Beer-Swilling Semiliterate Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Room 118, Bohemian Grove Marriott Posts: 15,890	MacGyver could have done it with a magnifying glass, a stick of Juicy Fruit, a three-foot piece of yarn, a golf ball, and a half-empty can of Silly String. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macgyver

21st January 2008, 05:13 PM	#9
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21st January 2008, 05:17 PM	#10
PhantomWolf Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Lost Deimos Moon Base Posts: 10,004	Originally Posted by Apollo20 When you start a thread like this, well, it can only go d o w n h i l l Oh I don't know, it pretty much started at the bottom already.
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21st January 2008, 05:20 PM	#11
leftysergeant Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Spanaway WA Posts: 18,614	Great! Next we'll have Judy's boys in here screaming that it was actually Post Toasties!

21st January 2008, 05:22 PM	#12
Mr.Herbert Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,357	Cheerios.... Aren't they actually Bagel seeds? I knew it.... it was the JOOOOS!!

21st January 2008, 05:27 PM	#13
PhantomWolf Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Lost Deimos Moon Base Posts: 10,004	Quote: It's really sad that he can call these "uncommon chemical elements" and have his followers be so gullible as to believe it. Quite true. In order of abundance in the Earth's crust: iron - 4th titanium - 9th manganese - 12th sulphur - 14th zinc - 24nd Other than zinc, they are all in the top 15 most common elements on the planet!
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21st January 2008, 05:48 PM	#14
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OldTigerCub Striped Shapeshifting Reptoid Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Steeler Nation, Pa. Posts: 1,633	Lies! All lies! Everyone knows that only Rice Crispies go snap, crackle and pop!!! Witnesses heard snaps and crackles and pops!!!!
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21st January 2008, 06:09 PM	#16
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21st January 2008, 06:15 PM	#17
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21st January 2008, 06:37 PM	#19
MIKILLINI Incromulent Logic Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Illini State Posts: 2,881	Originally Posted by twinstead Low in fat, high in soluble fiber--I for one welcome our Cheerios overlords. Good for cholesterol, bad for Jones' hypothesis.
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21st January 2008, 06:39 PM	#20
MIKILLINI Incromulent Logic Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Illini State Posts: 2,881	Originally Posted by Drudgewire I knew it!! I NEVER trusted this shady &@$%er!!! http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/cheeriosbee1.jpg http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/fist4su.gif You mean they found honey and nuts too??
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21st January 2008, 06:41 PM	#21
ElMondoHummus 0.25 short of being half-witted Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere north of the South Pole Posts: 11,967	Originally Posted by MIKILLINI You mean they found honey and nuts too?? Nutin'... honey...
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21st January 2008, 06:42 PM	#22
dudalb Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 23,023	Actually it was an invisible abestos coated Stay Puft Marshmellow Man who brought down the towers...

21st January 2008, 07:04 PM	#23
PhantomWolf Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Lost Deimos Moon Base Posts: 10,004	Originally Posted by MIKILLINI You mean they found honey and nuts too?? I'd say that the Truth Movement has found enough nuts to keep the supply running for decades.
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21st January 2008, 07:35 PM	#24
Alareth Expert Expertologist Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 6,802	Couldn't the culprit have been a box of Total, or possibly even a bottle of Centrum?
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21st January 2008, 07:40 PM	#25
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21st January 2008, 07:45 PM	#26
pomeroo Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: In a Little Cafe Just the Other Side of the Border Posts: 7,091	Originally Posted by leftysergeant Great! Next we'll have Judy's boys in here screaming that it was actually Post Toasties! Now, that's funny! For that inspired line, I hereby grant you a plenary indulgence for all of your past political sins.

21st January 2008, 07:47 PM	#27
Myriad Hyperthetical Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 8,218	The cereal is only part of this complete conspiracy. Which means OJ was in on it too. Respectfully, Myriad
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21st January 2008, 08:01 PM	#28
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21st January 2008, 08:30 PM	#29
beachnut Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dog House Posts: 19,950	9/11 truth dumber than a box of cheerios Originally Posted by RKOwens4 Is a box of cheerios is 10 times smarter than 9/11 truth? yep
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21st January 2008, 08:35 PM	#30
LashL Goddess of Legaltainment™ Administrator Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 26,664	Originally Posted by Myriad The cereal is only part of this complete conspiracy. Which means OJ was in on it too. Respectfully, Myriad Good one! Oh, and doesn't the complete conspiracy also require 4 (or 6?) ounces of milk per serving, as well? Thus, the JMOOOOOS were also in on it.
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21st January 2008, 08:41 PM	#31
RKOwens4 Thinker Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 208	This is a little late, but isn't it strange that Professor Jones titled his thermate paper "Finally the proof: Thermate used to destroy WTC"? Finally the proof: Steven Jones (and other "scholars" for 9/11 truth) start out with their own belief of what destroyed the WTC, and then go out looking for evidence trying to prove it. And then never find it. "Don't look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find." -Dr. Zaius, Planet of the Apes
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21st January 2008, 08:44 PM	#32
Brainache Nasty Brutish and Tall Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Behind you! Posts: 9,182	Originally Posted by LashL Good one! Oh, and doesn't the complete conspiracy also require 4 (or 6?) ounces of milk per serving, as well? Thus, the JMOOOOOS were also in on it. You're all nuts and milking this joke far too much. Just a great big bowl of wrong. We all know the thermate came in flakes
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21st January 2008, 08:48 PM	#33
RKOwens4 Thinker Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 208	Wow, I think I might be onto something here. I must've missed this before, but Cheerios also contains 115mg of POTASSIUM!!! Potassium was found in abundance in the WTC dust. Jones claims that Potassium is a fingerprint of thermate, but nope. I say it's a fingerprint of Cheerios.
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21st January 2008, 08:55 PM	#34
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21st January 2008, 09:04 PM	#35
Dog Town Hit me with music Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sunny blue sky, cold water. Posts: 4,481	Reading this thread, from first post, all I am think'en is MOOOOOOS! Have the joke forming as I read through the thread. By post #25 the joke has been finished in me'ead! Then BAM I read post #30! Damn You LASH! ETA: Any cows killed in the towers on 911? Makes ya wonder....
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