Jesus in a potato. Again.

Temporal Renegade · 24th January 2008, 04:35 PM

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plumjam · 24th January 2008, 04:54 PM

well he and his followers always claimed he was just a chip off the old block

Tricky · 24th January 2008, 05:44 PM

So do you think churches will replace communion wafers with potato chips in light of this development?

X · 24th January 2008, 05:57 PM

Now that you mention it, Tricky, I have seen several potato chips with cross-shaped dark areas on them...

Still, why is Jesus appearing in vegetables?
Starch is sacred?

DoubtingStephen · 24th January 2008, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by Tricky

So do you think churches will replace communion wafers with potato chips in light of this development?

I hope they don't go with the reduced salt chips, Jesus Chips are supposed to be tasty!

bruto · 24th January 2008, 08:32 PM

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fuelair · 25th January 2008, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by DoubtingStephen

I hope they don't go with the reduced salt chips, Jesus Chips are supposed to be tasty!

Try some Chipped Jesus in Sauce then!!!

Furi · 25th January 2008, 08:42 AM

Would a Jeebus potato chip neutralise the burning ring of fire experienced the day after eating the devils own salsa

Freethinker · 25th January 2008, 09:01 AM

One can't help but to be in awe of a being who appears in a potato. His power is truly amazing!

triadboy · 25th January 2008, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Tricky

So do you think churches will replace communion wafers with potato chips in light of this development?

Gastronomically speaking, using potato chips would mean a switch from red to white wine. That would screw up the holy mystery of the Eucharist, because white wine can't be blood.

"Take this Barbeque chip....it is my body. Take this wine....it is my excretions."

It just doesn't flow as well.

Temporal Renegade · 25th January 2008, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by Furi

Would a Jeebus potato chip neutralise the burning ring of fire experienced the day after eating the devils own salsa

...What if you like Habanero chips, with ' the taste of Hellfire'? Would J. to the S. to the KRST approve?

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DoubtingStephen Queer Propagandist Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,548	Originally Posted by Tricky So do you think churches will replace communion wafers with potato chips in light of this development? I hope they don't go with the reduced salt chips, Jesus Chips are supposed to be tasty!
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25th January 2008, 10:41 AM	#10
triadboy Master Poster Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Tucson, Arizona Posts: 2,556	Originally Posted by Tricky So do you think churches will replace communion wafers with potato chips in light of this development? Gastronomically speaking, using potato chips would mean a switch from red to white wine. That would screw up the holy mystery of the Eucharist, because white wine can't be blood. "Take this Barbeque chip....it is my body. Take this wine....it is my excretions." It just doesn't flow as well.

25th January 2008, 12:40 PM	#11
Temporal Renegade Last of the Time Lords Join Date: May 2003 Location: University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople Posts: 1,893	Originally Posted by Furi Would a Jeebus potato chip neutralise the burning ring of fire experienced the day after eating the devils own salsa ...What if you like Habanero chips, with ' the taste of Hellfire'? Would J. to the S. to the KRST approve?
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