The Ashkenazi & The Jews: The Inheritance of Arion

Martin Timothy · 22nd March 2008, 04:05 PM

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TragicMonkey · 22nd March 2008, 04:14 PM

Is this the result of Mad Libs or spoilers for the entire next season of Stargate Atlantis? The sentiments are wacky enough without the terse writing. Expand a little. Let your sentences flow into each other, transitioning one at a time down a gentle stream into the Bahia de los Locos, where the water is warm, the fish are pleasant, and the summer is unforgettable as our hero experiences true love for the first time. Coming this June. Rated PG-13. Anyway, do try to stick to a point and don't wander.

timhau · 22nd March 2008, 04:15 PM

Jews, Mossad, 9/11, pagan gods... not bad, but there's something missing.

a_unique_person · 22nd March 2008, 10:45 PM

I don't know what it is, but someone has to write this stuff originally. I do, however, get the feeling it's something like the plot for the next L Ron Hubbard blockbuster.

Chaos · 26th March 2008, 05:34 AM

Originally Posted by TragicMonkey

Is this the result of Mad Libs or spoilers for the entire next season of Stargate Atlantis? The sentiments are wacky enough without the terse writing. Expand a little. Let your sentences flow into each other, transitioning one at a time down a gentle stream into the Bahia de los Locos, where the water is warm, the fish are pleasant, and the summer is unforgettable as our hero experiences true love for the first time. Coming this June. Rated PG-13. Anyway, do try to stick to a point and don't wander.

I don´t know... I am getting tired of those endless conspiracies involving the jews. It´s a bit like seeing the 2000th Lord of the Rings rip-off fantasy novel in the bookstore. I´d just love to see something original. Where are all those new, imaginative conspiracy theories claiming that the Zen Buddhists are secretly controlling the world? Where are all the whackjobs who have deciphered the magical formula of ultimate power hidden in the text of the Brothers Grimm´s Fairy Tales?

TragicMonkey · 28th March 2008, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by Chaos

I don´t know... I am getting tired of those endless conspiracies involving the jews. It´s a bit like seeing the 2000th Lord of the Rings rip-off fantasy novel in the bookstore. I´d just love to see something original. Where are all those new, imaginative conspiracy theories claiming that the Zen Buddhists are secretly controlling the world? Where are all the whackjobs who have deciphered the magical formula of ultimate power hidden in the text of the Brothers Grimm´s Fairy Tales?

It turns out that all conspiracies, everywhere, are all being secretly masterminded by the most diabolically devious group ever: Michigan Upper Peninsula Separatists! Everything from the pyramids to the moon landing, Moses to L Ron Hubbard, the weird things on American money to the antics of Britney Spears. It's all for the goal of that awful, awful peninsula becoming its own little nation. They've already picked out a motto, "the Kosovo of the Midwest", which is eerie because the conspiracy began long before there was a Kosovo, or a Michigan. Dark and tangled webs of evil!

Chaos · 29th March 2008, 05:35 AM

Originally Posted by TragicMonkey

It turns out that all conspiracies, everywhere, are all being secretly masterminded by the most diabolically devious group ever: Michigan Upper Peninsula Separatists! Everything from the pyramids to the moon landing, Moses to L Ron Hubbard, the weird things on American money to the antics of Britney Spears. It's all for the goal of that awful, awful peninsula becoming its own little nation. They've already picked out a motto, "the Kosovo of the Midwest", which is eerie because the conspiracy began long before there was a Kosovo, or a Michigan. Dark and tangled webs of evil!

Great! Now you only need to procude a movie that exposes it all. You could call it "Jingling Small Coins".

INRM · 29th March 2008, 03:43 PM

What is this topic even about???? I don't get it

TragicMonkey · 29th March 2008, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by INRM

What is this topic even about???? I don't get it

Lucky for you that you don't! You don't want to be pushed of the Mackinac Bridge, do you? They have spies everywhere....

Complexity · 30th March 2008, 10:33 PM

I think he's upset about not getting a share of some inheritance.

No wonder, given the way he behaves.

Spanky, spanky, SpamDude.

22nd March 2008, 04:14 PM	#2
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Pither Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,069	Is this the result of Mad Libs or spoilers for the entire next season of Stargate Atlantis? The sentiments are wacky enough without the terse writing. Expand a little. Let your sentences flow into each other, transitioning one at a time down a gentle stream into the Bahia de los Locos, where the water is warm, the fish are pleasant, and the summer is unforgettable as our hero experiences true love for the first time. Coming this June. Rated PG-13. Anyway, do try to stick to a point and don't wander.
	__________________ One cannot expect wisdom to flow from a pumpkin.

22nd March 2008, 04:15 PM	#3
timhau NWO Litter Technician Join Date: May 2004 Location: East of Sweeden Posts: 9,659	Jews, Mossad, 9/11, pagan gods... not bad, but there's something missing.
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22nd March 2008, 10:45 PM	#4
a_unique_person Director of Hatcheries and Conditioning Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mt Disappointment Posts: 33,325	I don't know what it is, but someone has to write this stuff originally. I do, however, get the feeling it's something like the plot for the next L Ron Hubbard blockbuster.
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26th March 2008, 05:34 AM	#5
Chaos TAM Chocolate Dispenser Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Heart of Old Europe Posts: 9,778	Originally Posted by TragicMonkey Is this the result of Mad Libs or spoilers for the entire next season of Stargate Atlantis? The sentiments are wacky enough without the terse writing. Expand a little. Let your sentences flow into each other, transitioning one at a time down a gentle stream into the Bahia de los Locos, where the water is warm, the fish are pleasant, and the summer is unforgettable as our hero experiences true love for the first time. Coming this June. Rated PG-13. Anyway, do try to stick to a point and don't wander. I don´t know... I am getting tired of those endless conspiracies involving the jews. It´s a bit like seeing the 2000th Lord of the Rings rip-off fantasy novel in the bookstore. I´d just love to see something original. Where are all those new, imaginative conspiracy theories claiming that the Zen Buddhists are secretly controlling the world? Where are all the whackjobs who have deciphered the magical formula of ultimate power hidden in the text of the Brothers Grimm´s Fairy Tales?
	__________________ Grand Master, Knights of the Question Mark Illusion: too good to be true - Reality: too true to be good Authors build castles in the sky, readers live in them and publishers collect the rent. - Maxim Gorki Folks enjoy a witch-hunt as long as they are on the blunt end of the pitchfork. - Suezoled You can't use logic to talk a man out of a position that he didn't use logic to get himself into - passed down by Nyarlathotep Kids these days are better than their parents since they constitute the newest edition, the beta version of our societies - Cleopatra YouÂ´ll have to accept the fact that some people are just plain nuts. - Paul C. Anagnostopolous

28th March 2008, 05:37 PM	#6
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Pither Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,069	Originally Posted by Chaos I don´t know... I am getting tired of those endless conspiracies involving the jews. It´s a bit like seeing the 2000th Lord of the Rings rip-off fantasy novel in the bookstore. I´d just love to see something original. Where are all those new, imaginative conspiracy theories claiming that the Zen Buddhists are secretly controlling the world? Where are all the whackjobs who have deciphered the magical formula of ultimate power hidden in the text of the Brothers Grimm´s Fairy Tales? It turns out that all conspiracies, everywhere, are all being secretly masterminded by the most diabolically devious group ever: Michigan Upper Peninsula Separatists! Everything from the pyramids to the moon landing, Moses to L Ron Hubbard, the weird things on American money to the antics of Britney Spears. It's all for the goal of that awful, awful peninsula becoming its own little nation. They've already picked out a motto, "the Kosovo of the Midwest", which is eerie because the conspiracy began long before there was a Kosovo, or a Michigan. Dark and tangled webs of evil!
	__________________ One cannot expect wisdom to flow from a pumpkin.

29th March 2008, 05:35 AM	#7
Chaos TAM Chocolate Dispenser Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Heart of Old Europe Posts: 9,778	Originally Posted by TragicMonkey It turns out that all conspiracies, everywhere, are all being secretly masterminded by the most diabolically devious group ever: Michigan Upper Peninsula Separatists! Everything from the pyramids to the moon landing, Moses to L Ron Hubbard, the weird things on American money to the antics of Britney Spears. It's all for the goal of that awful, awful peninsula becoming its own little nation. They've already picked out a motto, "the Kosovo of the Midwest", which is eerie because the conspiracy began long before there was a Kosovo, or a Michigan. Dark and tangled webs of evil! Great! Now you only need to procude a movie that exposes it all. You could call it "Jingling Small Coins".
	__________________ Grand Master, Knights of the Question Mark Illusion: too good to be true - Reality: too true to be good Authors build castles in the sky, readers live in them and publishers collect the rent. - Maxim Gorki Folks enjoy a witch-hunt as long as they are on the blunt end of the pitchfork. - Suezoled You can't use logic to talk a man out of a position that he didn't use logic to get himself into - passed down by Nyarlathotep Kids these days are better than their parents since they constitute the newest edition, the beta version of our societies - Cleopatra YouÂ´ll have to accept the fact that some people are just plain nuts. - Paul C. Anagnostopolous

29th March 2008, 03:43 PM	#8
INRM Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 5,490	What is this topic even about???? I don't get it
INRM Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 5,490

29th March 2008, 03:45 PM	#9
TragicMonkey Poisoned Waffles Pither Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Monkey Posts: 30,069	Originally Posted by INRM What is this topic even about???? I don't get it Lucky for you that you don't! You don't want to be pushed of the Mackinac Bridge, do you? They have spies everywhere....
	__________________ One cannot expect wisdom to flow from a pumpkin.

30th March 2008, 10:33 PM	#10
Complexity The Woo Whisperer Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Minnesota, USA Posts: 9,263	I think he's upset about not getting a share of some inheritance. No wonder, given the way he behaves. Spanky, spanky, SpamDude.
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