Alex Jones Arrested!

WildCat · 18th April 2008, 05:23 AM

Story:

Quote:

Circuit Judge Thomas Condon set a $5,000 individual recognizance bond for Alex Jones, 43, who is charged with unlawful use of a weapon by a felon and misdemeanor domestic battery.

timhau · 18th April 2008, 05:29 AM

According to the news item, that was a response to a 911 call!

OMG!! INSIDE JOB!!

MG1962 · 18th April 2008, 05:32 AM

wishful thinking lol

MG1962 · 18th April 2008, 05:37 AM

wishful thinking lol

Thunder · 18th April 2008, 05:52 AM

did alex jones have fun with a chicken again????????

SpaceMonkeyZero · 18th April 2008, 06:03 AM

He's a felon? Oh this gets better and better.

Maybe finally he can see the inside of a FEMA death camp for himself... And by FEMA death camp I mean a sheriff's drunk tank.

Dr Adequate · 18th April 2008, 06:04 AM

Originally Posted by parky76

did alex jones have fun with a chicken again????????

A domestic battery chicken?

defaultdotxbe · 18th April 2008, 06:33 AM

Originally Posted by Dr Adequate

A domestic battery chicken?

a battery-operated domesticated chicken

VespaGuy · 18th April 2008, 06:36 AM

That's not the Truth Movement Jones, right? The article said he was 43 and had a girlfreind, and the Truthers Jones is 34(!!) and since he's a truther, we can assume he doesn't have a girlfriend.

defaultdotxbe · 18th April 2008, 06:48 AM

Originally Posted by VespaGuy

That's not the Truth Movement Jones, right? The article said he was 43 and had a girlfreind, and the Truthers Jones is 34(!!) and since he's a truther, we can assume he doesn't have a girlfriend.

truther jones also lives in texas, not oak forest illinois

Horatius · 18th April 2008, 07:00 AM

Originally Posted by VespaGuy

That's not the Truth Movement Jones, right? The article said he was 43 and had a girlfreind, and the Truthers Jones is 34(!!) and since he's a truther, we can assume he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Well, he had a girlfriend back when he invaded Bohemian Grove, but I don't know if he still has one.

SpaceMonkeyZero · 18th April 2008, 07:40 AM

For 34, Alex Jones looks like he's about to keel over from a heart attack at any moment. A heart attack brought to you by the NWO of course in the form of Aspirin Roulette!

Drudgewire · 18th April 2008, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by VespaGuy

That's not the Truth Movement Jones, right? The article said he was 43 and had a girlfreind, and the Truthers Jones is 34(!!) and since he's a truther, we can assume he doesn't have a girlfriend.

I wanted to make that joke a few days back when someone mentioned he hasn't discussed the polygamists. But according to his wiki page he has a spouse.

Bobert · 18th April 2008, 08:15 AM

His Age Is 43
4+3=7!

Tweeter · 18th April 2008, 08:18 AM

Alex called and said: "Stick and stones may break my bones , but names will never hurt me."
You guys couldnt carry his jock. Theres him, known by millions. Then theres you guys,pfffft.

Pato2747 · 18th April 2008, 08:26 AM

Alex Jones is a common name. But if he truly is *the* Alex Jones, I wouldn't be surprised.

timhau · 18th April 2008, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by Tweeter

You guys couldnt carry his jock.

Echh. You're free to carry his jock if you wish, but don't advertise it, it takes a while for the get rid of the mental image.

Alferd_Packer · 18th April 2008, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by Pato2747

Alex Jones is a common name. But if he truly is *the* Alex Jones, I wouldn't be surprised.

Of course it's the "real" Alex Jones. No two people have the same name. Some of the 9/11 highjackers are still alive. See?

chillzero · 18th April 2008, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by Alferd_Packer

Of course it's the "real" Alex Jones. No two people have the same name. Some of the 9/11 highjackers are still alive. See?

Possibly the most relevant comment in the thread, and one that keeps it in the CT section.

1337m4n · 18th April 2008, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by Alferd_Packer

Of course it's the "real" Alex Jones. No two people have the same name. Some of the 9/11 highjackers are still alive. See?

And Ben Chertoff and Mike Chertoff really are cousins.

Jonnyclueless · 18th April 2008, 09:25 AM

It proves that Alex WAS cloned by secret government agents!

Finnegan · 18th April 2008, 09:27 AM

"You guys couldnt carry his jock. Theres him, known by millions. Then theres you guys,pfffft."

What a terrible example of argumentum ad populum. Here are some more people that are known to the millions:

Pol Pot
Adolf Hitler
Charles Manson
Andrew Dice Clay

FM21.105 · 18th April 2008, 09:28 AM

Thing is, Alex Jones has been arrested (If not, detained) many times in the past. It's nothing new here...

My favorite footage of his arrest is when he was claiming that driving was a right granted to him in the constitution, and after he refused to leave the government office for causing a disruption, he was arrested. Apparently, that too is an INJUSTICE to Americans...Or at least in his world.

Stellafane · 18th April 2008, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Tweeter

Theres him, known by millions. Then theres you guys,pfffft.

And Bozo the Clown is known by millions more. Your point?

Actually, I doubt Alex Jones is known by "millions." And those that do know of him (at least the ones with normal brains) think he's a total moron and nutcase. It must really, really suck to be Jones, wallowing in a perpetual high tide of stupidity and insanity, so personally I'll stick with pfffft.

Drudgewire · 18th April 2008, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Finnegan

Andrew Dice Clay

Hey, what's he doing on your list?

Oh, you must have seen his reality show.

Sword_Of_Truth · 18th April 2008, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by WildCat

Story:

Clever and subtle! I predict no troofer will get the point you are making.

I see Tweeter has already missed it completely... next?

T.A.M. · 18th April 2008, 11:13 AM

better to be known as a considerate intellectual by a handful, then an insane whack job by millions.

TAM

Brainster · 18th April 2008, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Tweeter

You guys couldnt carry his jock.

Let's not exaggerate here. Alex is chubby, but not that chubby.

Drudgewire · 18th April 2008, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by Tweeter

Alex called and said: "Stick and stones may break my bones , but names will never hurt me."

Well, at least he knows the first rule of broadcasting: Always keep it at the intelligence level of your audience.

BenBurch · 18th April 2008, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by Stellafane

And Bozo the Clown is known by millions more. Your point?
...

And Hitler? Known by BILLIONS.

BenBurch · 18th April 2008, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by Brainster

Let's not exaggerate here. Alex is chubby, but not that chubby.

It's not fat, its hot air.

A W Smith · 18th April 2008, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Tweeter

Alex called and said: "Stick and stones may break my bones , but names will never hurt me."
You guys couldnt carry his jock. Theres him, known by millions. Then theres you guys,pfffft.

And how would you know that? Are you his personal masseuse?

T.A.M. · 18th April 2008, 03:34 PM

maybe tweeter IS his jock.

TAM

johnny karate · 18th April 2008, 03:54 PM

Why does Alex Jones need someone to carry his jock? Why does he even have a jock? He's clearly not remotely athletic, and I doubt he has the required equipment anyway.

Travis · 18th April 2008, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Finnegan

"You guys couldnt carry his jock. Theres him, known by millions. Then theres you guys,pfffft."

What a terrible example of argumentum ad populum. Here are some more people that are known to the millions:

Pol Pot
Adolf Hitler
Charles Manson
Andrew Dice Clay

Some of the people on that list are truly horrible monsters while the others were cult leaders and murderous dictators.

Stellafane · 18th April 2008, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by T.A.M.

maybe tweeter IS his jock.

TAM

Or jock puppet? (What an image...)

eromitlab · 18th April 2008, 04:29 PM

We all know that jockstraps are coated with enough flouride to lower sperm counts as part of that whole "shrink the world population" conspiracy. That's the real reason AJ doesn't have one.

MIKILLINI · 18th April 2008, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by Tweeter

Alex called and said: "Stick and stones may break my bones , but names will never hurt me."
You guys couldnt carry his jock. Theres him, known by millions. Then theres you guys,pfffft.

Then there's those delusional supporters (no pun intended), like you Tweeter, who soak up AJ's BS with total awe. Pathetic

Whiplash · 19th April 2008, 12:53 AM

Wait a minute, the nutjob Alex Jones is only 34? He looks like he's in his late 40's to me. *shudder*

18th April 2008, 05:23 AM	#1
WildCat NWO Master Conspirator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albany Park, Chicago Posts: 48,990	Alex Jones Arrested! Story: Quote: Circuit Judge Thomas Condon set a $5,000 individual recognizance bond for Alex Jones, 43, who is charged with unlawful use of a weapon by a felon and misdemeanor domestic battery.
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18th April 2008, 05:29 AM	#2
timhau NWO Litter Technician Join Date: May 2004 Location: East of Sweeden Posts: 9,659	According to the news item, that was a response to a 911 call! OMG!! INSIDE JOB!!
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18th April 2008, 06:03 AM	#6
SpaceMonkeyZero Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: hi Barb!!!!! Posts: 1,287	He's a felon? Oh this gets better and better. Maybe finally he can see the inside of a FEMA death camp for himself... And by FEMA death camp I mean a sheriff's drunk tank.
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18th April 2008, 06:04 AM	#7
Dr Adequate Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Waiting Long Enough By The River Posts: 17,897	Originally Posted by parky76 did alex jones have fun with a chicken again???????? A domestic battery chicken?
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18th April 2008, 06:33 AM	#8
defaultdotxbe Drunken Shikigami Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Dark Side of the Sun Posts: 7,482	Originally Posted by Dr Adequate A domestic battery chicken? a battery-operated domesticated chicken
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18th April 2008, 05:32 AM	#3
MG1962 Guest Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas (Australia) Posts: 14,750	wishful thinking lol

18th April 2008, 05:37 AM	#4
MG1962 Guest Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas (Australia) Posts: 14,750	wishful thinking lol

18th April 2008, 05:52 AM	#5
Thunder Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens Posts: 34,947	did alex jones have fun with a chicken again????????

18th April 2008, 06:36 AM	#9
VespaGuy Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,036	That's not the Truth Movement Jones, right? The article said he was 43 and had a girlfreind, and the Truthers Jones is 34(!!) and since he's a truther, we can assume he doesn't have a girlfriend.
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18th April 2008, 06:48 AM	#10
defaultdotxbe Drunken Shikigami Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Dark Side of the Sun Posts: 7,482	Originally Posted by VespaGuy That's not the Truth Movement Jones, right? The article said he was 43 and had a girlfreind, and the Truthers Jones is 34(!!) and since he's a truther, we can assume he doesn't have a girlfriend. truther jones also lives in texas, not oak forest illinois
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18th April 2008, 07:00 AM	#11
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada Posts: 21,889	Originally Posted by VespaGuy That's not the Truth Movement Jones, right? The article said he was 43 and had a girlfreind, and the Truthers Jones is 34(!!) and since he's a truther, we can assume he doesn't have a girlfriend. Well, he had a girlfriend back when he invaded Bohemian Grove, but I don't know if he still has one.
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18th April 2008, 07:40 AM	#12
SpaceMonkeyZero Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: hi Barb!!!!! Posts: 1,287	For 34, Alex Jones looks like he's about to keel over from a heart attack at any moment. A heart attack brought to you by the NWO of course in the form of Aspirin Roulette!
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18th April 2008, 07:58 AM	#13
Drudgewire Critical Doofus Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 9,434	Originally Posted by VespaGuy That's not the Truth Movement Jones, right? The article said he was 43 and had a girlfreind, and the Truthers Jones is 34(!!) and since he's a truther, we can assume he doesn't have a girlfriend. I wanted to make that joke a few days back when someone mentioned he hasn't discussed the polygamists. But according to his wiki page he has a spouse.
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18th April 2008, 08:15 AM	#14
Bobert Government Loyalist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kennesaw GA Posts: 4,146	His Age Is 43 4+3=7!
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18th April 2008, 08:18 AM	#15
Tweeter Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 791	Alex called and said: "Stick and stones may break my bones , but names will never hurt me." You guys couldnt carry his jock. Theres him, known by millions. Then theres you guys,pfffft.
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18th April 2008, 08:26 AM	#16
Pato2747 DEFINITELY not a paid disinfo agent Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 259	Alex Jones is a common name. But if he truly is the Alex Jones, I wouldn't be surprised.

18th April 2008, 08:32 AM	#17
timhau NWO Litter Technician Join Date: May 2004 Location: East of Sweeden Posts: 9,659	Originally Posted by Tweeter You guys couldnt carry his jock. Echh. You're free to carry his jock if you wish, but don't advertise it, it takes a while for the get rid of the mental image.
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18th April 2008, 09:20 AM	#18
Alferd_Packer Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 7,205	Originally Posted by Pato2747 Alex Jones is a common name. But if he truly is the Alex Jones, I wouldn't be surprised. Of course it's the "real" Alex Jones. No two people have the same name. Some of the 9/11 highjackers are still alive. See?
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18th April 2008, 09:22 AM	#19
chillzero Domestic Godless Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Top of the world, ma! Posts: 15,229	Originally Posted by Alferd_Packer Of course it's the "real" Alex Jones. No two people have the same name. Some of the 9/11 highjackers are still alive. See? Possibly the most relevant comment in the thread, and one that keeps it in the CT section.

18th April 2008, 09:25 AM	#20
1337m4n Alphanumeric Anonymous Stick Man Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,499	Originally Posted by Alferd_Packer Of course it's the "real" Alex Jones. No two people have the same name. Some of the 9/11 highjackers are still alive. See? And Ben Chertoff and Mike Chertoff really are cousins.
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18th April 2008, 09:25 AM	#21
Jonnyclueless Philosopher Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,360	It proves that Alex WAS cloned by secret government agents!

18th April 2008, 09:27 AM	#22
Finnegan Critical Thinker Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 362	"You guys couldnt carry his jock. Theres him, known by millions. Then theres you guys,pfffft." What a terrible example of argumentum ad populum. Here are some more people that are known to the millions: Pol Pot Adolf Hitler Charles Manson Andrew Dice Clay
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18th April 2008, 09:28 AM	#23
FM21.105 Thinker Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 156	Thing is, Alex Jones has been arrested (If not, detained) many times in the past. It's nothing new here... My favorite footage of his arrest is when he was claiming that driving was a right granted to him in the constitution, and after he refused to leave the government office for causing a disruption, he was arrested. Apparently, that too is an INJUSTICE to Americans...Or at least in his world.
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18th April 2008, 10:29 AM	#24
Stellafane Village Idiot. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Green Mountains Posts: 6,272	Originally Posted by Tweeter Theres him, known by millions. Then theres you guys,pfffft. And Bozo the Clown is known by millions more. Your point? Actually, I doubt Alex Jones is known by "millions." And those that do know of him (at least the ones with normal brains) think he's a total moron and nutcase. It must really, really suck to be Jones, wallowing in a perpetual high tide of stupidity and insanity, so personally I'll stick with pfffft.
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18th April 2008, 10:33 AM	#25
Drudgewire Critical Doofus Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 9,434	Originally Posted by Finnegan Andrew Dice Clay Hey, what's he doing on your list? Oh, you must have seen his reality show.
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18th April 2008, 11:10 AM	#26
Sword_Of_Truth Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,497	Originally Posted by WildCat Story: Clever and subtle! I predict no troofer will get the point you are making. I see Tweeter has already missed it completely... next?

18th April 2008, 11:13 AM	#27
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18th April 2008, 11:15 AM	#28
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18th April 2008, 11:22 AM	#29
Drudgewire Critical Doofus Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 9,434	Originally Posted by Tweeter Alex called and said: "Stick and stones may break my bones , but names will never hurt me." Well, at least he knows the first rule of broadcasting: Always keep it at the intelligence level of your audience.
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18th April 2008, 02:36 PM	#30
BenBurch Gatekeeper of The Left Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Universe 35.2 ms ahead of this one. Posts: 32,129	Originally Posted by Stellafane And Bozo the Clown is known by millions more. Your point? ... And Hitler? Known by BILLIONS.
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18th April 2008, 02:39 PM	#31
BenBurch Gatekeeper of The Left Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Universe 35.2 ms ahead of this one. Posts: 32,129	Originally Posted by Brainster Let's not exaggerate here. Alex is chubby, but not that chubby. It's not fat, its hot air.
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18th April 2008, 03:32 PM	#32
A W Smith Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Central Jersey Posts: 7,031	Happy Ending Originally Posted by Tweeter Alex called and said: "Stick and stones may break my bones , but names will never hurt me." You guys couldnt carry his jock. Theres him, known by millions. Then theres you guys,pfffft. And how would you know that? Are you his personal masseuse?
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18th April 2008, 03:34 PM	#33
T.A.M. Keeper of the Kool-Vax Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Far East...of Canada Posts: 20,816	maybe tweeter IS his jock. TAM

18th April 2008, 03:54 PM	#34
johnny karate ... and your little dog too. Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 7,819	Why does Alex Jones need someone to carry his jock? Why does he even have a jock? He's clearly not remotely athletic, and I doubt he has the required equipment anyway.
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18th April 2008, 04:24 PM	#35
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 17,938	Originally Posted by Finnegan "You guys couldnt carry his jock. Theres him, known by millions. Then theres you guys,pfffft." What a terrible example of argumentum ad populum. Here are some more people that are known to the millions: Pol Pot Adolf Hitler Charles Manson Andrew Dice Clay Some of the people on that list are truly horrible monsters while the others were cult leaders and murderous dictators.
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