Assistance required for telepathy proof

[TheDoLittle]

Originally Posted by ferj

hello golfy how can i help you? These fools know nothing.

wb, ferj... how's 90%-95% psychic prediction rate standing?

[Akhenaten]

Originally Posted by Resume

Why didn't you send this post telepathically? Would cut out the snarky replies and such.

Nah, it wouldn't. I've just been trickin' and I can actually hear every word they don't say.

[TheDoLittle]

Originally Posted by Akhenaten

Nah, it wouldn't. I've just been trickin' and I can actually hear every word they don't say.

I've been hearing all of tsig's dirty thoughts all evening.


That or someone put a porno DVD on repeat in the living room again.

[Akhenaten]

Ah! I was wondering where that was coming from.

I'm obviously going to have to get a better tinfoil hat.

[TheDoLittle]

Originally Posted by Akhenaten

Ah! I was wondering where that was coming from.

I'm obviously going to have to get a better tinfoil hat.

I've found I've had to upgrade to add tinfoil boxer shorts to my wardrobe. It helps with "the urges", but I've started to get prickly heat.

[tsig]

Originally Posted by TheDoLittle

I've been hearing all of tsig's dirty thoughts all evening.


That or someone put a porno DVD on repeat in the living room again.

You knew I was doing the laundry? OMG let's go for the million!

Oh..wait...

[tsig]

Originally Posted by TheDoLittle

I've found I've had to upgrade to add tinfoil boxer shorts to my wardrobe. It helps with "the urges", but I've started to get prickly heat.

You know there's this thing called sharing too much.

[TheDoLittle]

Originally Posted by tsig

You know there's this thing called sharing too much.

I've posted pics in the "JREF Picture Thread II".

[glf5b]

Hei golfy!
Vi er inndelt i tre grupper med forskjellige tanke frekvenser og som man ikke kan høre i mellom.
Du hører til i en gruppe og jeg hører kanskje til en annen gruppe på en annen frekvens.
Mine tanker kan høres i ord hos dem som er på min frekvens og kan kodes og dekodes til nermest alt innen utstyr som bruker frekvenser og kan gå jorda rundt via fiber eller satelitt og må selfølgelig dekodes til samme som det var.
På direkte sendte tv/radio sendinger kan jeg snakke telepatisk i ord til de i studio eller ute i felt og man får svar. Disse tankene kan ikke lagres. Direkte uten hjelpemidler går mine snakkende tanker 20 km over åpen sjø.
Golfy du klarer aldre å få mere enn 1/3 treff med dine tanker. Hvis du skal ha mere må du på forhånd ha silt ut de som er på din frekvens.

[dafydd]

Ok,which one of you jokers has been beaming Barry Manilow songs into my head?

[Akhenaten]

Originally Posted by dafydd

Ok,which one of you jokers has been beaming Barry Manilow songs into my head?

After that post of glf5b's all I'm getting is Abba.

[Jeff Corey]

That's what happens when you play Abba backwards.

[dafydd]

Originally Posted by Jeff Corey

That's what happens when you play Abba backwards.

You get abbA.

[TheDoLittle]

I dunno what you cats was listenin' to, but I keep hearing AᗺBA.

[Akhenaten]

♫ Nemo, nemo, nemo ♪

Yeah, OK, that's more like dyslexic Abba than backwards Abba, but I lol'd.

[golfy]

Originally Posted by ferj

hello golfy how can i help you? These fools know nothing.

You can help me if you can hear my thoughts are strong enough mentally to admit it. I have thought a code recently starting with FF and has 5 other letters and numbers after that - i.e. FF*****. If you can repeat that code then you can help me. I will stand by my offer of a 50% prize split. Please don't expect me to take you seriously if you cannot repeat the code.

golfy

[beren]

Welcome back. Have you gotten help yet?

[dafydd]

Originally Posted by golfy

You can help me if you can hear my thoughts are strong enough mentally to admit it. I have thought a code recently starting with FF and has 5 other letters and numbers after that - i.e. FF*****. If you can repeat that code then you can help me. I will stand by my offer of a 50% prize split. Please don't expect me to take you seriously if you cannot repeat the code.

golfy

Read my code or I will not take you seriously. AB*****.

[Paul2]

Originally Posted by dafydd

read my code or i will not take you seriously. Ab*****.

abcdefh?

[dafydd]

Originally Posted by Paul2

abcdefh?

There seems to be a pattern or some sort of order in that. I'll wait for our telepath to tell me before I reveal all.

[Squeegee Beckenheim]

Originally Posted by golfy

You can help me if you can hear my thoughts are strong enough mentally to admit it. I have thought a code recently starting with FF and has 5 other letters and numbers after that - i.e. FF*****. If you can repeat that code then you can help me. I will stand by my offer of a 50% prize split. Please don't expect me to take you seriously if you cannot repeat the code.

golfy

Have you been back to your doctor since you last posted in this thread? Have you shown them this thread?

Please do that.

[Kid Eager]

FFAEBC

If that's right, I have no need of you, and can claim all the money myself...

[Jack by the hedge]

Originally Posted by golfy

You can help me if you can hear my thoughts are strong enough mentally to admit it. I have thought a code recently starting with FF and has 5 other letters and numbers after that - i.e. FF*****. If you can repeat that code then you can help me. I will stand by my offer of a 50% prize split. Please don't expect me to take you seriously if you cannot repeat the code.

golfy

OK, I know this one. Too easy. I saw it on the internet. All the other letters are "UUUUU... ".


Now you prove you can hear my thoughts:

I'm thinking of a word. 13 letters. It's the name of an illness.

Got it yet?

I'll concentrate. OK. I'm concentrating on this illness. Fairly common. Makes some sufferers believe other people can hear their thoughts. Makes them convinced impossible things like that are actually possible and they're not really ill.

Anything coming through? I'm doing my best.

[Resume]

Originally Posted by dafydd

Read my code or I will not take you seriously. AB*****.

ACAB

Isn't anywhere.

[EdG]

Originally Posted by golfy

I have thought a code recently starting with FF and has 5 other letters and numbers after that - i.e. FF*****.
golfy

FFE7***?

But even if I guessed correctly, how is that telepathy? A random thought you had 3 days ago somehow implanted into my mind today? And you don't even know me, so you couldn't have specifically directed it at me, possibly thousands of miles away.

What sounds suspicious is your story about the university banning you. Why would they do that? Think of the funding they could obtain if they proved telepathy were possible!!

[glf5b]

Telepathy is instant and can not be saved.
Firstly, we have at least three frequencies that can not listen mellom.For Second, it is only 33% which is at the same frequency.
Thirdly, you need to separate out those who are on your frequency by gathering a group of people in a room and talking loudly that they must go to the left and then you speak telepathically that they must go to the right and there you have a group that is 100% on your frequency.
Fourth, it is not as numbers and words so very far unaided, max 20 km, and aids can be live TV program or live radio program. Skype, SMS and the like directly.

This is just a little bit.
I can: talking telepathy, dream sending, healing with beams etc.

[Resume]

Originally Posted by glf5b

Firstly, we have at least three frequencies that can not listen mellom.For Second, it is only 33% which is at the same frequency.

What's the frequency, glf5b?

[Kid Eager]

Originally Posted by glf5b

Telepathy is instant and can not be saved.
Firstly, we have at least three frequencies that can not listen mellom.For Second, it is only 33% which is at the same frequency.
Thirdly, you need to separate out those who are on your frequency by gathering a group of people in a room and talking loudly that they must go to the left and then you speak telepathically that they must go to the right and there you have a group that is 100% on your frequency.
Fourth, it is not as numbers and words so very far unaided, max 20 km, and aids can be live TV program or live radio program. Skype, SMS and the like directly.

This is just a little bit.
I can: talking telepathy, dream sending, healing with beams etc.

Interesting. I look forward to your evidence with bated breath...

[AdMan]

Originally Posted by glf5b

Telepathy is instant and can not be saved.
Firstly, we have at least three frequencies that can not listen mellom.For Second, it is only 33% which is at the same frequency.
Thirdly, you need to separate out those who are on your frequency by gathering a group of people in a room and talking loudly that they must go to the left and then you speak telepathically that they must go to the right and there you have a group that is 100% on your frequency.
Fourth, it is not as numbers and words so very far unaided, max 20 km, and aids can be live TV program or live radio program. Skype, SMS and the like directly.

This is just a little bit.
I can: talking telepathy, dream sending, healing with beams etc.

Have you claimed your million yet?

[glf5b]

The problem is that people do not want to prove this to fear of being accused of being szisofren

[RoboTimbo]

Originally Posted by glf5b

The problem is that people do not want to prove this to fear of being accused of being szisofren

Why don't you have that same fear?

[wardenclyffe]

glf5b,

In nearby Sweden, they are offering 100 000 kr for proof of your ability. You already know how to identify people who are on the same frequency as you are. So just bring a friend with you to take the challenge. You can send telepathic messages to him or her and you should easily win the money.

Here's the link to their website: http://www.humanisterna.se/kristallkulan/

Good Luck,
Ward

[Squeegee Beckenheim]

Originally Posted by glf5b

The problem is that people do not want to prove this to fear of being accused of being szisofren

Prove it and nobody could call you schizophrenic.

[glf5b]

When people start to complain about my talking telepathy, I say only that they are szisofren. I plagues all 33% of the people where I live and broadcast my opinions.
I have no fear of this.

[RoboTimbo]

Originally Posted by glf5b

When people start to complain about my talking telepathy, I say only that they are szisofren. I plagues all 33% of the people where I live and broadcast my opinions.
I have no fear of this.

Then why do you think others fear it?

[Squeegee Beckenheim]

Originally Posted by glf5b

When people start to complain about my talking telepathy, I say only that they are szisofren. I plagues all 33% of the people where I live and broadcast my opinions.
I have no fear of this.

Just think, you could have no fear of it because everybody would know that you're not schizophrenic and you'd be $1,000,000 richer...

[glf5b]

They don't answer e-post

[wardenclyffe]

Originally Posted by glf5b

They don't answer e-post

Who doesn't?

Ward

[RoboTimbo]

Originally Posted by glf5b

They don't answer e-post

Neither do you, it seems.

[glf5b]

http://www.humanisterna.se/kristallkulan/

They don't answer e-post