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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: The Uncanny Valley
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Southern Baptists worried about declining baptism rates
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Outgoing president Frank Page blames that on their lack of love for Jesus. I blame it on a reduction in the number of gullible fools willing to fall for the SBC's particularly stupid delusion. |
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"Did it indeed seem probable, as he had once overheard Dunbar ask, that the answers to the riddles of creation would be supplied by people too ignorant to understand the mechanics of rainfall? Had Almighty God, in all His infinite wisdom, really been afraid that men six thousand years ago would succeed in building a tower to heaven?" Thoughts of the Chaplain in Heller's Catch-22 |
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Philosopher
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: USA
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It could be due to the declining birth rate. Less births = Less baptisms. Also, all those birth control pills and abortions are having an effect.
http://usgovinfo.about.com/cs/census...abirthrate.htm If it wasn't for immigrants, our population would be in trouble down the line. And immigrants are less likely to be Southern Baptist. |
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Muse
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Anderson, South Carolina
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I can think of 10 or 12 baptisms a year they lost a few years back when they kicked our church out of the SBC. We commited the grave crime of allowing women to be ministers and excepting baptism's from other denominations. Our Church on the other hand was losing members to the new Mega-church, but are starting to get some of them back. I have a good friend from high school who had been a Baptist minister for almost 20 years, who gave up his church and switched to being a Methodist, because he couldn't stand the fundamentalist direction the SBC has taken over the last few years.
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“Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.” -Winston Churchill "Universal affirmatives can only be partially converted: all of Alma Cogan is dead, but only some of the class of dead people are Alma Cogan." - A Professional Logician |
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Penultimate Amazing
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Declining baptisms! YAY!
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First, it's "fewer," not "less."
Second, a decline in the birth rate will likely have some effect on every area of demographics, but it's hard to see how that could account for a significant number, or be a prime factor in the decline of Southern Baptist church membership.
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"The head of the love organ is shaped exactly like a poisonous rattlesnake. And just like a rattlesnake, it's always looking for a hole." |
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The Woo Whisperer
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"It is a great nuisance that knowledge can only be acquired by hard work." - W. Somerset Maugham "Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible; thought is merciless to privilege, established intuititions, and comfortable habit. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man." - Bertrand Russell |
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"Did it indeed seem probable, as he had once overheard Dunbar ask, that the answers to the riddles of creation would be supplied by people too ignorant to understand the mechanics of rainfall? Had Almighty God, in all His infinite wisdom, really been afraid that men six thousand years ago would succeed in building a tower to heaven?" Thoughts of the Chaplain in Heller's Catch-22 |
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Queer Propagandist
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Does not worry me a bit.
I blame it on all of the hatred and bigotry they spew. Kids recognize that crap much faster than adults do. For example, the number of SBC dogmas supporting gay marriage is zero at the most, while the percentage of high school kids that support gay marriage is now more than 2/3. That is an enormous gap and it certainly does not meet SBC minimum bigotry standards. When kids today want to see dinosaurs they can just go to a museum, or use The Google. Fundamentalist Disorder just isn't very trendy these days. |
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"Great innovations should not be forced [by way of] slender majorities." - Thomas Jefferson The government should nationalize it! Socialized, single-payer video game development and sales now! More, cheaper, better games, right? Right? |
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Queer Propagandist
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Penultimate Amazing
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Oh, don't think the bigots don't know this. This is why it is important for them to pass anti-gay marriage legislation NOW NOW NOW before it is too late.
They know darn well that in 20 years, no one will give a rat's patoot. It is now or never for anti-gay legislation. |
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"Baseball is a philosophy. The primordial ooze that once ruled our world has been captured in perpetual motion. Baseball is the moment. Its ever changing patterns are hypnotizing yet invigorating. Baseball is an art form. Classic and at the same time...progressive. Baseball is pre-historic and post-modern. Baseball is here to stay." (Stolen from the side of a lava lamp box, and modified slightly) |
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Muse
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Declining baptisms?
Be afraid. |
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Helicopters don't so much fly as beat the air into submission. "Jesus wept, but did He laugh?"--F.H. Buckley____"There is one thing that was too great for God to show us when He walked upon our earth ... His mirth." --Chesterton__"If the barbarian in us is excised, so is our humanity."--D'rok__ "I only use my gun whenever kindness fails."-- Robert Earl Keen__"Sturgeon spares none.". -- The Marquis |
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Salted Sith Cynic
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It was supposed to come with a coupon for 20% off of a brown coat, but our local austerity and environmental policy has us killing fewer trees.
![]() America's Third Party: The Browncoats. Something like a Libertarian with more common sense, and a cool spaceship. And my favorite mechanic.
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Helicopters don't so much fly as beat the air into submission. "Jesus wept, but did He laugh?"--F.H. Buckley____"There is one thing that was too great for God to show us when He walked upon our earth ... His mirth." --Chesterton__"If the barbarian in us is excised, so is our humanity."--D'rok__ "I only use my gun whenever kindness fails."-- Robert Earl Keen__"Sturgeon spares none.". -- The Marquis |
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Queer Propagandist
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I rather fancied the pilot, though the captain was nay hard to look at.
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Salted Sith Cynic
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Beware Zoe, she's been know to shoot people!
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![]() Another reason to grit one's teeth when Fox is mentioned: they really screwed it up with that series. Not sure how many seasons Joss could have milked out of that, but I think at least as many as Angel, if not as many as Buffy. As it is, I think he wrapped it up well with the film. What a great kiss goodbye that was. |
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Helicopters don't so much fly as beat the air into submission. "Jesus wept, but did He laugh?"--F.H. Buckley____"There is one thing that was too great for God to show us when He walked upon our earth ... His mirth." --Chesterton__"If the barbarian in us is excised, so is our humanity."--D'rok__ "I only use my gun whenever kindness fails."-- Robert Earl Keen__"Sturgeon spares none.". -- The Marquis |
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Part of the "fun" for those of us who are rational is watching them "circle the wagons" by way of reaffirming their most fundamental(and fundamentalist) beliefs. Yesterday, the SBC elected a new, more hard-line president... just the thing to drive away even more younger people and religious moderates.
These kinds of organizations are becoming more and more irrelevant, which makes them more radicalized and dangerous in the short term. In the big picture, they have already lost the "culture war" they themselves started. |
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Salted Sith Cynic
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Your post triggered the word "fundies" in my brain, and looking at the word made me chuckle.
Are the Fundies? (Bakker model money making churches) Fundies (The no drink, no dance, humorless sorts I've run into over the years.) I doubt I am the first to come up with this jest, but it amuses me anyway. DR |
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Helicopters don't so much fly as beat the air into submission. "Jesus wept, but did He laugh?"--F.H. Buckley____"There is one thing that was too great for God to show us when He walked upon our earth ... His mirth." --Chesterton__"If the barbarian in us is excised, so is our humanity."--D'rok__ "I only use my gun whenever kindness fails."-- Robert Earl Keen__"Sturgeon spares none.". -- The Marquis |
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Prickly Desert Denizen
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I rather wonder if this isn't the bit that really worries them:
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"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science." -- Charles Darwin; Introduction: The Descent of Man |
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