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Old 10th June 2008, 08:55 AM   #1
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Southern Baptists worried about declining baptism rates

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In 2007, Southern Baptist churches reported 345,941 baptisms. down 5 percent from 364,826 in 2006. It was the third straight year that the number of baptisms fell and the lowest total since 1987.That's down 12% from 2002 and 22% from 1972.
http://blogs.reuters.com/faithworld/...ling-baptisms/

Outgoing president Frank Page blames that on their lack of love for Jesus.

I blame it on a reduction in the number of gullible fools willing to fall for the SBC's particularly stupid delusion.
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Old 10th June 2008, 09:27 AM   #2
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Originally Posted by Freethinker View Post
http://blogs.reuters.com/faithworld/...ling-baptisms/

Outgoing president Frank Page blames that on their lack of love for Jesus.

I blame it on a reduction in the number of gullible fools willing to fall for the SBC's particularly stupid delusion.
It could be due to the declining birth rate. Less births = Less baptisms. Also, all those birth control pills and abortions are having an effect.

http://usgovinfo.about.com/cs/census...abirthrate.htm

If it wasn't for immigrants, our population would be in trouble down the line. And immigrants are less likely to be Southern Baptist.
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I can think of 10 or 12 baptisms a year they lost a few years back when they kicked our church out of the SBC. We commited the grave crime of allowing women to be ministers and excepting baptism's from other denominations. Our Church on the other hand was losing members to the new Mega-church, but are starting to get some of them back. I have a good friend from high school who had been a Baptist minister for almost 20 years, who gave up his church and switched to being a Methodist, because he couldn't stand the fundamentalist direction the SBC has taken over the last few years.
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Old 10th June 2008, 09:36 AM   #4
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Declining baptisms! YAY!
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Old 10th June 2008, 09:53 AM   #5
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It could be due to the declining birth rate. Less births = Less baptisms.
First, it's "fewer," not "less."

Second, a decline in the birth rate will likely have some effect on every area of demographics, but it's hard to see how that could account for a significant number, or be a prime factor in the decline of Southern Baptist church membership.

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Also, all those birth control pills and abortions are having an effect.
Southern Baptist women are great advocates of abortion, are they? I wouldn't have thought so, myself.

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If it wasn't for immigrants, our population would be in trouble down the line. And immigrants are less likely to be Southern Baptist.
What sort of trouble?

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Originally Posted by slingblade View Post
First, it's "fewer," not "less."
This is among the most humorously anal retentive semantic punts I've ever seen on here if it's serious.
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Originally Posted by slingblade View Post
First, it's "fewer," not "less."

Thank you, slingblade!

'birth' is a count noun, not a mass noun.

'baptism' is a count noun, not a mass noun. Wish it weren't a word at all, but so it goes.

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Originally Posted by DOC View Post
It could be due to the declining birth rate. Less births = Less baptisms. Also, all those birth control pills and abortions are having an effect.

http://usgovinfo.about.com/cs/census...abirthrate.htm

If it wasn't for immigrants, our population would be in trouble down the line. And immigrants are less likely to be Southern Baptist.
You would be well served to read about the "Great Commission" Immigrants would be a pool of new potential converts for an evangelical church.
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Old 10th June 2008, 09:22 PM   #9
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Does not worry me a bit.

I blame it on all of the hatred and bigotry they spew. Kids recognize that crap much faster than adults do.

For example, the number of SBC dogmas supporting gay marriage is zero at the most, while the percentage of high school kids that support gay marriage is now more than 2/3. That is an enormous gap and it certainly does not meet SBC minimum bigotry standards.

When kids today want to see dinosaurs they can just go to a museum, or use The Google.

Fundamentalist Disorder just isn't very trendy these days.
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Originally Posted by Billdave2 View Post
I can think of 10 or 12 baptisms a year they lost a few years back when they kicked our church out of the SBC. We commited the grave crime of allowing women to be ministers and excepting baptism's from other denominations. Our Church on the other hand was losing members to the new Mega-church, but are starting to get some of them back. I have a good friend from high school who had been a Baptist minister for almost 20 years, who gave up his church and switched to being a Methodist, because he couldn't stand the fundamentalist direction the SBC has taken over the last few years.
Well, ya know, Paul did say he "doesn't allow women to prophesy, *wink* *wink*"
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Old 11th June 2008, 07:42 AM   #11
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Well, ya know, Paul did say he "doesn't allow women to prophesy, *wink* *wink*"
Paul really had some issues with women, I think he was deep enough in denial to be a Bishop, or maybe even a Cardinal.
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Old 11th June 2008, 08:53 AM   #12
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I blame it on all of the hatred and bigotry they spew. Kids recognize that crap much faster than adults do.

For example, the number of SBC dogmas supporting gay marriage is zero at the most, while the percentage of high school kids that support gay marriage is now more than 2/3
Oh, don't think the bigots don't know this. This is why it is important for them to pass anti-gay marriage legislation NOW NOW NOW before it is too late.

They know darn well that in 20 years, no one will give a rat's patoot. It is now or never for anti-gay legislation.
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Paul really had some issues with women, I think he was deep enough in denial to be a Bishop, or maybe even a Cardinal.
Paul was deep enough in denial it qualifies as a miracle that he didn't drown or get eaten by crocodiles.
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Old 11th June 2008, 11:09 AM   #14
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Declining baptisms?

Be afraid.
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Old 11th June 2008, 12:16 PM   #15
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Oh, don't think the bigots don't know this. This is why it is important for them to pass anti-gay marriage legislation NOW NOW NOW before it is too late.

They know darn well that in 20 years, no one will give a rat's patoot. It is now or never for anti-gay legislation.
How do you say rat's patoot in Chinese?

Take my love
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I don't care
I'm still free
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Old 11th June 2008, 12:23 PM   #16
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Originally Posted by Darth Rotor View Post
Take my love
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Wow, Darth, your message gave me a powerful feeling of Serenity
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Wow, Darth, your message gave me a powerful feeling of Serenity
It was supposed to come with a coupon for 20% off of a brown coat, but our local austerity and environmental policy has us killing fewer trees.


America's Third Party: The Browncoats.

Something like a Libertarian with more common sense, and a cool spaceship. And my favorite mechanic.
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I rather fancied the pilot, though the captain was nay hard to look at.
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I rather fancied the pilot, .
Beware Zoe, she's been know to shoot people!
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A handsome man, no question. Your competition might be his female groupies, not to mention a certain classy, interplanetary call girl . . .

Another reason to grit one's teeth when Fox is mentioned: they really screwed it up with that series. Not sure how many seasons Joss could have milked out of that, but I think at least as many as Angel, if not as many as Buffy. As it is, I think he wrapped it up well with the film. What a great kiss goodbye that was.
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Originally Posted by DoubtingStephen View Post
Does not worry me a bit.

I blame it on all of the hatred and bigotry they spew. Kids recognize that crap much faster than adults do.

For example, the number of SBC dogmas supporting gay marriage is zero at the most, while the percentage of high school kids that support gay marriage is now more than 2/3. That is an enormous gap and it certainly does not meet SBC minimum bigotry standards.

When kids today want to see dinosaurs they can just go to a museum, or use The Google.

Fundamentalist Disorder just isn't very trendy these days.
Part of the "fun" for those of us who are rational is watching them "circle the wagons" by way of reaffirming their most fundamental(and fundamentalist) beliefs. Yesterday, the SBC elected a new, more hard-line president... just the thing to drive away even more younger people and religious moderates.

These kinds of organizations are becoming more and more irrelevant, which makes them more radicalized and dangerous in the short term. In the big picture, they have already lost the "culture war" they themselves started.
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Part of the "fun" for those of us who are rational is watching them "circle the wagons" by way of reaffirming their most fundamental(and fundamentalist) beliefs. Yesterday, the SBC elected a new, more hard-line president... just the thing to drive away even more younger people and religious moderates.

These kinds of organizations are becoming more and more irrelevant, which makes them more radicalized and dangerous in the short term. In the big picture, they have already lost the "culture war" they themselves started.
Your post triggered the word "fundies" in my brain, and looking at the word made me chuckle.

Are the Fundies? (Bakker model money making churches)

Fundies (The no drink, no dance, humorless sorts I've run into over the years.)

I doubt I am the first to come up with this jest, but it amuses me anyway.

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I rather wonder if this isn't the bit that really worries them:

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The mission board also is facing financial challenges. It had hoped to raise $165 million during 2007. It pulled in $150.4 million, a record, but still more than $14 million short.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/religio...baptists_N.htm
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