The Jew Did It - A Widely Accepted Conspiracy Theory

gumboot · 16th July 2008, 06:43 PM

Recently, was discussing 9/11 Conspiracy Theories with someone, who commented that they had heard some people claim that "the Jew did it". Not Jews. Jew. Singular.

I began wondering who this awesome all-powerful, mysterious Super-Jew could be. Perhaps this was the entity behind the prevalent Jewish conspiracy theory - the claim that they were behind all things. Silverstein? Didn't make sense; he seemed to be more of a minion of this Super-Jew.

Then it struck me.

Jesus.

Jesus is "The Jew".

It all makes sense. Jesus is behind everything. Jesus caused the Gulf of Tonkin. Jesus attacked the USS Liberty. Jesus bombed Pearl Harbor. And yes, Jesus destroyed the World Trade Center.

What immediately struck me, the horror of it, the pure futile-ness of it, is that so many people believe this conspiracy theory.

If we accept that Jesus and God are one in the same, and further, if we accept (as we must), that the Judeo-Christian God is also the Islamic God, that means a whopping 3.8 billion people believe this conspiracy!

Debunk that!

~enigma~ · 16th July 2008, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by gumboot

Recently, was discussing 9/11 Conspiracy Theories with someone, who commented that they had heard some people claim that "the Jew did it". Not Jews. Jew. Singular.

I began wondering who this awesome all-powerful, mysterious Super-Jew could be. Perhaps this was the entity behind the prevalent Jewish conspiracy theory - the claim that they were behind all things. Silverstein? Didn't make sense; he seemed to be more of a minion of this Super-Jew.

Then it struck me.

Jesus.

Jesus is "The Jew".

It all makes sense. Jesus is behind everything. Jesus caused the Gulf of Tonkin. Jesus attacked the USS Liberty. Jesus bombed Pearl Harbor. And yes, Jesus destroyed the World Trade Center.

What immediately struck me, the horror of it, the pure futile-ness of it, is that so many people believe this conspiracy theory.

If we accept that Jesus and God are one in the same, and further, if we accept (as we must), that the Judeo-Christian God is also the Islamic God, that means a whopping 3.8 billion people believe this conspiracy!

Debunk that!

There is no god therefore there is no make believe man/god/son jesus. You have been debunked. Have a nice life....NEXT

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gumboot · 16th July 2008, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by ~enigma~

There is no god therefore there is no make believe man/god/son jesus. You have been debunked. Have a nice life....NEXT

That's just what The Jew^TM wants you to think.

~enigma~ · 16th July 2008, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by gumboot

That's just what The Jew^TM wants you to think.

Why would god want us to believe there is no god? Besides, I'm a Jew and I called god yesterday on the jewphone and he told me he didn't exist.

Doctor Evil · 16th July 2008, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by ~enigma~

Why would god want us to believe there is no god? Besides, I'm a Jew and I called god yesterday on the jewphone and he told me he didn't exist.

That's weird. I can't recall receiving any phone call yesterday. Are you sure you had the correct number?

RedIbis · 16th July 2008, 07:09 PM

What in the world is this thread about?

gumboot · 16th July 2008, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by RedIbis

What in the world is this thread about?

Nothing. God^TM is out of this world.

~enigma~ · 16th July 2008, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by RedIbis

What in the world is this thread about?

A parody of some dumb truthers? Is that a good answer?

RedIbis · 16th July 2008, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by gumboot

Nothing. God^TM is out of this world.

Would we agree God is beyond conception?

~enigma~ · 16th July 2008, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by RedIbis

God is beyond conception?

Don't you mean beyond immaculate conception?

gumboot · 16th July 2008, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by RedIbis

Would we agree God is beyond conception?

I don't know, would we?

Loss Leader · 16th July 2008, 07:26 PM

I'm pretty sure they mean this Jew. Either that or Maggie Gyllenhaal.

RedIbis · 16th July 2008, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by gumboot

I don't know, would we?

Anything's possible.

Jontg · 16th July 2008, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by ~enigma~

Why would god want us to believe there is no god? Besides, I'm a Jew and I called god yesterday on the jewphone and he told me he didn't exist.

I knew you people had a hotline--how else does Steven Spielberg get reality to conform to his movies?

GreNME · 16th July 2008, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by Loss Leader

I'm pretty sure they mean this Jew. Either that or Maggie Gyllenhaal.

If loving Maggie Gyllenhaal is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

AZCat · 16th July 2008, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by GreNME

If loving Maggie Gyllenhaal is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

I'd love her a whole lot more if I could pronounce - or spell - her damn name.

PhantomWolf · 21st July 2008, 01:55 PM

So what you are suggesting Gumboot, is that all Conspiracies are an Act of God?

GreNME · 21st July 2008, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by AZCat

I'd love her a whole lot more if I could pronounce - or spell - her damn name.

Oh, that's easy.

Pronunciation (phonetically): Jill-en-hall
Spelling (mnemonic): think 'Gillian Hall' for the spelling, and anchor the replacement of the appropriate letters to get Gyllenhaal. Any simple mnemonic device will do.

Jono · 21st July 2008, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by gumboot

Recently, was discussing 9/11 Conspiracy Theories with someone, who commented that they had heard some people claim that "the Jew did it". Not Jews. Jew. Singular.

Yes you'll find that singularis form, intended to denote a collective, in general within seasoned forums of various right (and left) criticism on jews and/or jewry.

moon1969 · 25th July 2008, 04:30 PM

You know it is easy to see that those people are anti-semites. The accuse the joo Boris Berezovsky of trying to brign down Vladimir Putin, trying to make another Russian revolution. The joos are trying to get Putin? The how come Vladimir Putins best friend Roman Abramovich is a joo? Oh yeah and Noam Chomsky is a joo.

dudalb · 25th July 2008, 04:40 PM

And as another example, I propose Metamars obssesion with the idea of those Joos plotting to attack the US and blame it on Iran. Someone has some "issues" with the Jews, methinks.

Loss Leader · 25th July 2008, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by GreNME

Oh, that's easy.

Pronunciation (phonetically): Jill-en-hall
Spelling (mnemonic): think 'Gillian Hall' for the spelling, and anchor the replacement of the appropriate letters to get Gyllenhaal. Any simple mnemonic device will do.

I never have trouble spelling her name because we dated for so long.

gumboot · 26th July 2008, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by PhantomWolf

So what you are suggesting Gumboot, is that all Conspiracies are an Act of God?

I'm proposing that monotheistic religion can be perceived as the archetypal "Protocols of Zion/NWO" Conspiracy Theory, if you give it a political rather than religious approach.

I just thought it was interesting.

alex04 · 29th July 2008, 04:05 AM

Originally Posted by gumboot

Nothing. God^TM is out of this world.

"My friend's cousin's caseworker saw one once. It's a widely-believed fact."

Thunder · 29th July 2008, 09:19 AM

Of course The Jew did it!!!

He always does it!!

=)

16th July 2008, 06:43 PM	#1
gumboot lorcutus.tolere Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 23,097	The Jew Did It - A Widely Accepted Conspiracy Theory Recently, was discussing 9/11 Conspiracy Theories with someone, who commented that they had heard some people claim that "the Jew did it". Not Jews. Jew. Singular. I began wondering who this awesome all-powerful, mysterious Super-Jew could be. Perhaps this was the entity behind the prevalent Jewish conspiracy theory - the claim that they were behind all things. Silverstein? Didn't make sense; he seemed to be more of a minion of this Super-Jew. Then it struck me. Jesus. Jesus is "The Jew". It all makes sense. Jesus is behind everything. Jesus caused the Gulf of Tonkin. Jesus attacked the USS Liberty. Jesus bombed Pearl Harbor. And yes, Jesus destroyed the World Trade Center. What immediately struck me, the horror of it, the pure futile-ness of it, is that so many people believe this conspiracy theory. If we accept that Jesus and God are one in the same, and further, if we accept (as we must), that the Judeo-Christian God is also the Islamic God, that means a whopping 3.8 billion people believe this conspiracy! Debunk that!
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16th July 2008, 06:58 PM	#3
gumboot lorcutus.tolere Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 23,097	Originally Posted by ~enigma~ There is no god therefore there is no make believe man/god/son jesus. You have been debunked. Have a nice life....NEXT That's just what The Jew^TM wants you to think.
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16th July 2008, 07:06 PM	#5
Doctor Evil Graduate Poster Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Back home Posts: 1,966	Originally Posted by ~enigma~ Why would god want us to believe there is no god? Besides, I'm a Jew and I called god yesterday on the jewphone and he told me he didn't exist. That's weird. I can't recall receiving any phone call yesterday. Are you sure you had the correct number?
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16th July 2008, 07:09 PM	#6
RedIbis Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,829	What in the world is this thread about?
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16th July 2008, 07:11 PM	#7
gumboot lorcutus.tolere Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 23,097	Originally Posted by RedIbis What in the world is this thread about? Nothing. God^TM is out of this world.
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16th July 2008, 07:00 PM	#4
~enigma~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Center of the universe Posts: 7,954	Originally Posted by gumboot That's just what The Jew^TM wants you to think. Why would god want us to believe there is no god? Besides, I'm a Jew and I called god yesterday on the jewphone and he told me he didn't exist.

16th July 2008, 07:15 PM	#9
RedIbis Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,829	Originally Posted by gumboot Nothing. God^TM is out of this world. Would we agree God is beyond conception?
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16th July 2008, 07:17 PM	#10
~enigma~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Center of the universe Posts: 7,954	Originally Posted by RedIbis God is beyond conception? Don't you mean beyond immaculate conception?

16th July 2008, 07:20 PM	#11
gumboot lorcutus.tolere Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 23,097	Originally Posted by RedIbis Would we agree God is beyond conception? I don't know, would we?
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16th July 2008, 07:26 PM	#12
Loss Leader Opinionated Jerk Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York Posts: 11,882	I'm pretty sure they mean this Jew. Either that or Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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16th July 2008, 07:35 PM	#13
RedIbis Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,829	Originally Posted by gumboot I don't know, would we? Anything's possible.
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16th July 2008, 09:31 PM	#14
Jontg The Bear Skeptic Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: A world of kindling. Posts: 926	Originally Posted by ~enigma~ Why would god want us to believe there is no god? Besides, I'm a Jew and I called god yesterday on the jewphone and he told me he didn't exist. I knew you people had a hotline--how else does Steven Spielberg get reality to conform to his movies?
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16th July 2008, 10:06 PM	#15
GreNME Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Folsom Prison Posts: 8,283	Originally Posted by Loss Leader I'm pretty sure they mean this Jew. Either that or Maggie Gyllenhaal. If loving Maggie Gyllenhaal is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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16th July 2008, 11:02 PM	#16
AZCat Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: where the grass is greener. Posts: 1,618	Originally Posted by GreNME If loving Maggie Gyllenhaal is wrong, I don't wanna be right. I'd love her a whole lot more if I could pronounce - or spell - her damn name.

21st July 2008, 01:55 PM	#17
PhantomWolf Philosopher Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Lost Deimos Moon Base Posts: 9,891	So what you are suggesting Gumboot, is that all Conspiracies are an Act of God?
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21st July 2008, 02:15 PM	#18
GreNME Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Folsom Prison Posts: 8,283	Originally Posted by AZCat I'd love her a whole lot more if I could pronounce - or spell - her damn name. Oh, that's easy. Pronunciation (phonetically): Jill-en-hall Spelling (mnemonic): think 'Gillian Hall' for the spelling, and anchor the replacement of the appropriate letters to get Gyllenhaal. Any simple mnemonic device will do.
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21st July 2008, 02:34 PM	#19
Jono Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,535	Originally Posted by gumboot Recently, was discussing 9/11 Conspiracy Theories with someone, who commented that they had heard some people claim that "the Jew did it". Not Jews. Jew. Singular. Yes you'll find that singularis form, intended to denote a collective, in general within seasoned forums of various right (and left) criticism on jews and/or jewry.
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25th July 2008, 04:30 PM	#20
moon1969 Graduate Poster Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,288	You know it is easy to see that those people are anti-semites. The accuse the joo Boris Berezovsky of trying to brign down Vladimir Putin, trying to make another Russian revolution. The joos are trying to get Putin? The how come Vladimir Putins best friend Roman Abramovich is a joo? Oh yeah and Noam Chomsky is a joo.

25th July 2008, 04:40 PM	#21
dudalb Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 22,782	And as another example, I propose Metamars obssesion with the idea of those Joos plotting to attack the US and blame it on Iran. Someone has some "issues" with the Jews, methinks.

25th July 2008, 05:18 PM	#22
Loss Leader Opinionated Jerk Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York Posts: 11,882	Originally Posted by GreNME Oh, that's easy. Pronunciation (phonetically): Jill-en-hall Spelling (mnemonic): think 'Gillian Hall' for the spelling, and anchor the replacement of the appropriate letters to get Gyllenhaal. Any simple mnemonic device will do. I never have trouble spelling her name because we dated for so long.
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26th July 2008, 07:37 AM	#23
gumboot lorcutus.tolere Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 23,097	Originally Posted by PhantomWolf So what you are suggesting Gumboot, is that all Conspiracies are an Act of God? I'm proposing that monotheistic religion can be perceived as the archetypal "Protocols of Zion/NWO" Conspiracy Theory, if you give it a political rather than religious approach. I just thought it was interesting.
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29th July 2008, 04:05 AM	#24
alex04 Critical Thinker Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: QLD, Australia Posts: 290	Originally Posted by gumboot Nothing. God^TM is out of this world. "My friend's cousin's caseworker saw one once. It's a widely-believed fact."

29th July 2008, 09:19 AM	#25
Thunder Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens Posts: 34,947	Of course The Jew did it!!! He always does it!! =)