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Philosopher
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Hunting rocks somewhere in Brazil
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The Allah beef!
Sorry if it was posted before...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7520149.stm After so many Jesuses on toasts, now its time for Allah's name written on beef! Of course, imagery not allowed. Only letters. Pretty consistent. Beat this, Jeebus! |
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Illuminator
Join Date: Aug 2007
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They've been selling this in the states for years. Two Allah-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.
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Cythraul Enfys
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Philosopher
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Hunting rocks somewhere in Brazil
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Pork?
Nope. You also can't get one with YHWH. At least not the original stuff. I wonder why nowadays its so hard to get anything with "Zeus", "Gukumatz", "Ahura Mazda", etc. |
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Racism, sexism, ignorance, homophobia, intolerance, extremism, authoritarianism, environmental disasters, politically correct crap, violence at sport stadiums, slavery, poverty, wars, people who disagree with me: Together we can find the cure Oh, and together we can find a cure to religion too… |
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Thinker
Join Date: May 2005
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Yikes, the meat looks disgusting in that picture. I'm not sure that's meat at all.
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Metasyntactic Variable
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Belief is the subjective acceptance of a (valid or invalid) concept, opinion, or theory; Faith is the unreasoned belief in improvable things; and Knowledge is the reasoned belief in provable things. Belief itself proves nothing.
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: St. Louis
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Darn!
From the thread title, I thought this was going to be a complaint about Allah. |
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"That is a very graphic analogy which aids understanding wonderfully while being, strictly speaking, wrong in every possible way." —Ponder Stibbons |
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Stranger in a Strange Land
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Beautiful Ma Wan Island
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It is nice to note that pareidolia is an equal opportunity phenomenon...either there is no one true god, or he is just messing with all of us.
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Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature. -- Tom Robbins Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. --Voltaire |
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Illuminator
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, which we ascribe to heaven. --Shakespeare |
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sorth Dakonsin
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So, will we soon be seeing an Iranald McDonald?
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Science doesn't lie. |
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Will it serve milksheiks?
Okay, this is getting silly now. |
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Howling to glory I go
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Allah my ASS! You blind heathens! Can't you see it's catholic Jesus?
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If people needed video games to live, a national single payer plan to fund those purchases would be a great idea. |
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Thinker
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Graduate Poster
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"If it can grow, it can evolve" - Eugenie Scott, Ph.D Creationism disproved? Evolution IS a blind watchmaker |
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Pith Artist
Join Date: Apr 2003
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I'm a little concerned about the gods the people on this planet worship.
Ancient gods used to have great and epic battles - wars in the firmament and on earth. These days they can only compete by writing on food... Basically God branding. Is this the deity equivalent of "Drink Coke"? |
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With extraordinary few exceptions no educated person in the history of Western Civilization from the third century B.C. onward believed that the earth was flat. - Jeffrey Burton Russell No one "proved" that a bumblebee can't fly. What was shown was that a certain simple mathematical model wasn't adequate or appropriate - Ivars Peterson |
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Illuminator
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Man, is that the picture? Looks more like a cow chip than an allah-beef patty.
Doesn't surprise me, though, that the FSM goes around graffitoing the names or images of false gods on cow chips - or on items designed, in her wisdom, to be people poop soon. It's her sense of humor that confirms her as the one true god. I could never worship a god that didn't laugh derisively at the so-called "competition." |
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NLH
Join Date: Oct 2002
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I can't understand why you all still doubt, in the face of evidence like this.
Hey, any virgins here? I need to get this unicorn out of my garage... |
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Felix Sapiens
Join Date: Jul 2007
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I see a whole load of foil stencils being made, and being strapped to leafy public plants, Faces, Scripture, a few off colour jokes, maybe some along the lines of "Give it a rest will yous, I'm pondering up here, The GodsterTM",
Or maybe cold smoke some bacon with a stencil, Hot brand some healthy Allah Lincolnshire sausages (now with 35% Less Fatwah) |
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=^..^= Felix Sapiens,Drink Beer! It is big, and it is clever, There’s a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets The chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one they say. |
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Philosopher
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Master baiter - I fish!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Bulgaria
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Can anyone who reads Arabic let us know what other words it looks like. Preferably rude please. |
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Carrot Mohel
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Is this how Allah decided to Mecca name for himself? It really is too bad it's not pork, as that would put the ham in Muhammed. Can I get corn on the Kabaa with that?
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Master baiter - I fish!
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Howling to glory I go
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If people needed video games to live, a national single payer plan to fund those purchases would be a great idea. |
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Helicopters don't so much fly as beat the air into submission. "Jesus wept, but did He laugh?"--F.H. Buckley____"There is one thing that was too great for God to show us when He walked upon our earth ... His mirth." --Chesterton__"If the barbarian in us is excised, so is our humanity."--D'rok__ "I only use my gun whenever kindness fails."-- Robert Earl Keen__"Sturgeon spares none.". -- The Marquis |
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Howling to glory I go
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D'OH
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If people needed video games to live, a national single payer plan to fund those purchases would be a great idea. |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: St. Louis
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One of our local Pastafarians was photographing Fourth of July fireworks when he caught a great shot of the FSM:
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Penultimate Amazing
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"That is a very graphic analogy which aids understanding wonderfully while being, strictly speaking, wrong in every possible way." —Ponder Stibbons |
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Scholar
Join Date: Jun 2008
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[quote=JoeTheJuggler;3886208]One of our local Pastafarians was photographing Fourth of July fireworks when he caught a great shot of the FSM:
Yeah! That's Right! Get back to writing in the sky...that's what REAL gods do. Not plastering their faces and names on food items (enough with the puns already). FSM puts his noodly image right out there for all to see. How can there be any doubters! |
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Graduate Poster
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Carrot Mohel
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Philosopher
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Racism, sexism, ignorance, homophobia, intolerance, extremism, authoritarianism, environmental disasters, politically correct crap, violence at sport stadiums, slavery, poverty, wars, people who disagree with me: Together we can find the cure Oh, and together we can find a cure to religion too… |
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Felix Sapiens
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=^..^= Felix Sapiens,Drink Beer! It is big, and it is clever, There’s a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets The chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one they say. |
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Adelaidean
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Australia, not that you'll read the "location" field.
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I guess with all the added business they have to Rusul up Sawm more food.
Maybe instead of beef they'll serve up a nice Salah(d) |
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Philosopher
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Folsom Prison
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I wouldn't call myself an Arabic expert, but I know a bit.
Yeah, it seems the alef (that character on the right you pointed out) is either missing or the people seeing it are assuming it's that squiggle before what I presume are the two lams (نا). Much like the "Jesus in a pancake" and "Mary in a stain" claims, the picture doesn't look like anything until the viewer is prompted on what to look for, then the brain works out the patterns to try to resolve the description to what's being seen. Sure, after being prompted I can see in the picture how it could be thought to say Allah-- or, literally, A-L-L-H, sans the hamza-- but it seems about as accurate as this example displaying how people thought some of the tsunami (of 2004) waves spelled out Allah. I guess you can do the same type of pretexting to say the beef also looks to have the Arabic for the word "exciting" (again, sans the extra marks for vowel sounds). مثير Sorry, nothing rude. I don't know Arabic well enough to know slang yet. |
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Like love, criminals will always find a way. -- foxholeatheist The kind of pacifism I endorse is brought about by eliminating one enemy combatant at a time.-- JoeyDonuts |
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Thinker
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Jun 2006
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It looks a lot like this transverse section of the jejunum:
![]() Which makes sense if you subscribe to the Doctrine of Signatures. . . .what better image to put on beef than a part of the gut? |
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Superintelligent shade of Bloo
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Your rice is served
Join Date: Dec 2007
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You think that's bad? Check out this website. (Oh yes, they're 100% serious. I have a copy of the book.)
http://www.islam-guide.com/frm-ch1-1-a.htm "Did you know that an embryo looks like a piece of chewed bubblegum?" I only wish I were making this up.
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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, so I got out my machete and hacked my own damn path. |
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Sarcastic Conqueror of Notions
Join Date: Mar 2004
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All this makes me want to praise His wisdom even more!
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"Great innovations should not be forced [by way of] slender majorities." - Thomas Jefferson The government should nationalize it! Socialized, single-payer video game development and sales now! More, cheaper, better games, right? Right? |
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