Seen this one before?

tonygraham · 22nd October 2003, 05:09 AM

I haven't, but it's just been brought to my attention.

www.jesusisback.com

Zep · 22nd October 2003, 05:15 AM

Apparently he has come back only to trade in high-quality photographic paper and incense. THAT should please the capitalists among us...

mummymonkey · 22nd October 2003, 05:18 AM

Jesus is back and he's an internet scam merchant! I just knew it.

billydkid · 22nd October 2003, 03:42 PM

I don't know, but Jesus is just a little creepy looking if you ask me.

billydkid · 22nd October 2003, 03:44 PM

And he could probably do with a visit to the Hair Club.

Yahweh · 22nd October 2003, 06:46 PM

Jesus is back... get in line...

TruthSeeker · 22nd October 2003, 06:48 PM

Come on now, everyone chip in for a love offering...

Zep · 22nd October 2003, 06:56 PM

MY "love offering" has nothing to do with money...and that's more than you need to know!

TruthSeeker · 22nd October 2003, 06:56 PM

Just for you edification and to prevent the gullible from sending love offerings (I chuckle every time I hear that), I would like to present pictures of the actual Jesus. First, we see him hanging out in the clouds as this is his new home. It seems that a head is optional when you are in heaven.

And finally, we see how he looks when he is visiting with special nuns and believers.

Now, ain't he a handsome devil?

Jesus photo album

TruthSeeker · 22nd October 2003, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zep
MY "love offering" has nothing to do with money...and that's more than you need to know!

I am shocked by this blasphemy. Just shocked.

tonygraham · 23rd October 2003, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TruthSeeker
Just for you edification and to prevent the gullible from sending love offerings (I chuckle every time I hear that), I would like to present pictures of the actual Jesus. First, we see him hanging out in the clouds as this is his new home. It seems that a head is optional when you are in heaven.

And finally, we see how he looks when he is visiting with special nuns and believers.

Now, ain't he a handsome devil?

Jesus photo album

I'm not being stupid, am I - all of those first lot are the same picture, aren't they? And isn't it strange how non-semitic Jesus and Mary look?

Zep · 23rd October 2003, 12:34 AM

Oh no! They can't POSSIBLY be all the same picture! Jesus DOES spend all his time appearing to people in EXACTLY the same pose, OR A MIRROR IMAGE OF IT!, all the time. Including hiding his head in a CLOUD! Although sometimes he only poses in black-and-white...

AND !!! He also transmutates PRECISELY THE SAME portrait into people's cameras ALL THE TIME! WOW! That's even BETTER than Uri Geller can do!

(BTW, I'm using CAPITOL LETTERS and EXCLAMATION MARKS because they are IMPORTANT !!!!!!!!!).

LawnOven · 23rd October 2003, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TruthSeeker
Just for you edification and to prevent the gullible from sending love offerings (I chuckle every time I hear that), I would like to present pictures of the actual Jesus. First, we see him hanging out in the clouds as this is his new home. It seems that a head is optional when you are in heaven.

And finally, we see how he looks when he is visiting with special nuns and believers.

Now, ain't he a handsome devil?

Jesus photo album

Did you look at the guestbook ?

It's um, interesting.

Quote:

Beautiful site. It seems as though there are some non-believers out there. Just because the pictures look alike doesn't mean that one of them isn't real.

wow... I sure hope that's humor.

Evolver · 23rd October 2003, 12:59 PM

Apparently, the Virgin Mary brings the same tree all around the world, just to appear around it. I wonder if she brought it to that hospital window she appeared in this year in Brockton, MA. Perhaps that is where they got the wood to board it up.

Johnny Pneumatic · 23rd October 2003, 05:54 PM

When I first looked at the "jesus" photos they looked like mushroom clouds!

LawnOven · 24th October 2003, 09:47 AM

Interesting... in the discussion towards the bottom there's a link to a website which denounces the images as fake

this one: Valley Skeptic

I wonder why that was included?

zakur · 24th October 2003, 10:00 AM

That's not Jesus, that's a young James Earl Jones with a jerry-curl mullet.

Grommitt · 25th October 2003, 04:28 AM

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The significance of Jesus and Mary permitting their images to be captured on photographs is not known. My interpretation/description written above is my own, and yours may be different.

I think you have pretty much nailed this one down to my satisfaction.

St_Hereticus · 25th October 2003, 10:09 AM

Jesus is back? Quick everybody, look busy!

22nd October 2003, 05:09 AM	#1
tonygraham Thinker Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 225	Seen this one before? I haven't, but it's just been brought to my attention. www.jesusisback.com
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22nd October 2003, 05:15 AM	#2
Zep Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 26,985	Apparently he has come back only to trade in high-quality photographic paper and incense. THAT should please the capitalists among us...
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22nd October 2003, 05:18 AM	#3
mummymonkey Did you spill my pint? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,917	Jesus is back and he's an internet scam merchant! I just knew it.
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22nd October 2003, 03:42 PM	#4
billydkid Illuminator Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Blanchester, OH Posts: 4,930	I don't know... I don't know, but Jesus is just a little creepy looking if you ask me.

22nd October 2003, 03:44 PM	#5
billydkid Illuminator Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Blanchester, OH Posts: 4,930	and And he could probably do with a visit to the Hair Club.

22nd October 2003, 06:46 PM	#6
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22nd October 2003, 06:48 PM	#7
TruthSeeker Illuminator Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 3,602	Come on now, everyone chip in for a love offering...
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22nd October 2003, 06:56 PM	#8
Zep Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 26,985	MY "love offering" has nothing to do with money...and that's more than you need to know!
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22nd October 2003, 06:57 PM	#10
TruthSeeker Illuminator Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 3,602	Quote: Originally posted by Zep MY "love offering" has nothing to do with money...and that's more than you need to know! I am shocked by this blasphemy. Just shocked.
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23rd October 2003, 12:28 AM	#11
tonygraham Thinker Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 225	Quote: Originally posted by TruthSeeker Just for you edification and to prevent the gullible from sending love offerings (I chuckle every time I hear that), I would like to present pictures of the actual Jesus. First, we see him hanging out in the clouds as this is his new home. It seems that a head is optional when you are in heaven. And finally, we see how he looks when he is visiting with special nuns and believers. Now, ain't he a handsome devil? Jesus photo album I'm not being stupid, am I - all of those first lot are the same picture, aren't they? And isn't it strange how non-semitic Jesus and Mary look?
tonygraham Thinker Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 225	__________________ How can you lie there and think of England, when you don't even know who's in the team? Billy Bragg Never criticise a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes.

23rd October 2003, 12:34 AM	#12
Zep Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 26,985	Oh no! They can't POSSIBLY be all the same picture! Jesus DOES spend all his time appearing to people in EXACTLY the same pose, OR A MIRROR IMAGE OF IT!, all the time. Including hiding his head in a CLOUD! Although sometimes he only poses in black-and-white... AND !!! He also transmutates PRECISELY THE SAME portrait into people's cameras ALL THE TIME! WOW! That's even BETTER than Uri Geller can do! (BTW, I'm using CAPITOL LETTERS and EXCLAMATION MARKS because they are IMPORTANT !!!!!!!!!).
Zep Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 26,985

23rd October 2003, 12:51 AM	#13
LawnOven robot Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,306	Quote: Originally posted by TruthSeeker Just for you edification and to prevent the gullible from sending love offerings (I chuckle every time I hear that), I would like to present pictures of the actual Jesus. First, we see him hanging out in the clouds as this is his new home. It seems that a head is optional when you are in heaven. And finally, we see how he looks when he is visiting with special nuns and believers. Now, ain't he a handsome devil? Jesus photo album Did you look at the guestbook ? It's um, interesting. Quote: Beautiful site. It seems as though there are some non-believers out there. Just because the pictures look alike doesn't mean that one of them isn't real. wow... I sure hope that's humor.
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23rd October 2003, 12:59 PM	#14
Evolver Muse Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 783	Apparently, the Virgin Mary brings the same tree all around the world, just to appear around it. I wonder if she brought it to that hospital window she appeared in this year in Brockton, MA. Perhaps that is where they got the wood to board it up.
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23rd October 2003, 05:54 PM	#15
Johnny Pneumatic Corpuscle Clay Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,089	When I first looked at the "jesus" photos they looked like mushroom clouds!

24th October 2003, 09:47 AM	#16
LawnOven robot Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,306	Interesting... in the discussion towards the bottom there's a link to a website which denounces the images as fake this one: Valley Skeptic I wonder why that was included?
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24th October 2003, 10:00 AM	#17
zakur Illuminator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dayton, OH Posts: 3,265	That's not Jesus, that's a young James Earl Jones with a jerry-curl mullet.
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25th October 2003, 04:28 AM	#18
Grommitt Scholar Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 93	Quote: The significance of Jesus and Mary permitting their images to be captured on photographs is not known. My interpretation/description written above is my own, and yours may be different. I think you have pretty much nailed this one down to my satisfaction.
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25th October 2003, 10:09 AM	#19
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