Ovilus I - Digital Dowsing.

HeyLeroy · 20th October 2008, 02:47 PM

Save your pennies, boys and girls; the next must-have item for any ghostbuster worth his salt:

The Ovilus I.

Quote:

Designed to go in the field this device is ready to asist in paranormal investigations! Able to create speech and phonetic speech from the immediate inviroment you'll quickly make this device the corner stone of your field investigations.

Featurs Include:

Speech Mode: using the enviroment to pick the words to say

Phonetic Mode: using the enviroment to create words phoneticly

Better yet, plonk down your hard-earned cash for The Puck, and

Quote:

The Puck turns your pc into a paranormal power house.

A bargain at twice the price.

Arthur Denton · 20th October 2008, 03:07 PM

My dreams come true! I always wanted a paranormal powerhouse! Only I thought about a haunted nuclear reactor.

Brian-M · 20th October 2008, 03:57 PM

Your links are broken. I've re-done them for you...

The Ovilus 1
The Puck

(Yours had "http://http//" instead of "http://")

Lensman · 20th October 2008, 04:20 PM

They'd be a tad (no more than that) more believable if they could spell the words they mangle.

WTF is "comnonation" & "antenuuted"?

shayes666 · 20th October 2008, 05:03 PM

Yeah, these 2 pieces of "technology" are right up there with a K-II meters and Franks Boxes, all of which are absolutely useless. Pretty much like any equipment used to find "ghosts".

learner · 20th October 2008, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by Lensman

They'd be a tad (no more than that) more believable if they could spell the words they mangle.

WTF is "comnonation" & "antenuuted"?

Also, "inviroment" ..opposite of "environment", who knows?

biomorph · 21st October 2008, 01:23 AM

Quote:

The Paranormal Puck is sold as an entertainment device only. We make no claim to the
validity of the data received by this device

Sez it all............

HeyLeroy · 21st October 2008, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Brian-M

Your links are broken. I've re-done them for you...

The Ovilus 1
The Puck

(Yours had "http://http//" instead of "http://")

Thanks, not the first time I've done that.

TMiguel · 21st October 2008, 01:44 PM

I’m quite impressed how they haven’t yet come up whit a dowsing rod that is basically a dildo that strapped on to your head.

Darn it! Oh well I guess if something is stupid enough to be true, some one already did it.

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Lensman · 9th November 2008, 07:38 AM

Originally Posted by TMiguel

I’m quite impressed how they haven’t yet come up whit a dowsing rod that is basically a dildo that strapped on to your head.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/36...cdd8478a11.jpg
Darn it! Oh well I guess if something is stupid enough to be true, some one already did it.

Just WHAT is that meant to locate?

TjW · 9th November 2008, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by learner

Also, "inviroment" ..opposite of "environment", who knows?

Clearly the opposite of "outvironment".

Ernie M · 11th November 2008, 02:40 PM

I've included a page about the Ovilus on my skeptical Website because the Paranormal Research Society (PRS) used it in the Paranormal State episode called "Hell's Gate."

Here is what I wrote if you want to take a look:
http://paranormalstateillustrated.co...te/Ovilus.html

20th October 2008, 02:47 PM	#1
HeyLeroy Vegan Cannibal Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Going off the rails on the Crazy Train. Posts: 5,565	Ovilus I - Digital Dowsing. Save your pennies, boys and girls; the next must-have item for any ghostbuster worth his salt: The Ovilus I. Quote: Designed to go in the field this device is ready to asist in paranormal investigations! Able to create speech and phonetic speech from the immediate inviroment you'll quickly make this device the corner stone of your field investigations. Featurs Include: Speech Mode: using the enviroment to pick the words to say Phonetic Mode: using the enviroment to create words phoneticly Better yet, plonk down your hard-earned cash for The Puck, and Quote: The Puck turns your pc into a paranormal power house. A bargain at twice the price.
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20th October 2008, 03:07 PM	#2
Arthur Denton Muse Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Brazil Posts: 896	My dreams come true! I always wanted a paranormal powerhouse! Only I thought about a haunted nuclear reactor.
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20th October 2008, 03:57 PM	#3
Brian-M Daydreamer Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Downunder Posts: 4,276	Your links are broken. I've re-done them for you... The Ovilus 1 The Puck (Yours had "http://http//" instead of "http://")
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20th October 2008, 04:20 PM	#4
Lensman Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: Caerphilly Posts: 1,411	They'd be a tad (no more than that) more believable if they could spell the words they mangle. WTF is "comnonation" & "antenuuted"?
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20th October 2008, 05:03 PM	#5
shayes666 Scholar Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 61	Yeah, these 2 pieces of "technology" are right up there with a K-II meters and Franks Boxes, all of which are absolutely useless. Pretty much like any equipment used to find "ghosts".
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20th October 2008, 09:15 PM	#6
learner Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2008 Location: dorset england Posts: 1,589	Originally Posted by Lensman They'd be a tad (no more than that) more believable if they could spell the words they mangle. WTF is "comnonation" & "antenuuted"? Also, "inviroment" ..opposite of "environment", who knows?
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21st October 2008, 01:23 AM	#7
biomorph Muse Join Date: May 2007 Location: here, and sometimes elsewhere Posts: 866	Quote: The Paranormal Puck is sold as an entertainment device only. We make no claim to the validity of the data received by this device Sez it all............

21st October 2008, 12:56 PM	#8
HeyLeroy Vegan Cannibal Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Going off the rails on the Crazy Train. Posts: 5,565	Originally Posted by Brian-M Your links are broken. I've re-done them for you... The Ovilus 1 The Puck (Yours had "http://http//" instead of "http://") Thanks, not the first time I've done that.
	__________________ Cows are in large numbers, and do not serve any other purpose, other than to eat grass, and moo -- makaya325 I ♥ my kids. I ♠ my dog. I ♣ my baby Harp Seal.

9th November 2008, 07:38 AM	#10
Lensman Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: Caerphilly Posts: 1,411	Originally Posted by TMiguel I’m quite impressed how they haven’t yet come up whit a dowsing rod that is basically a dildo that strapped on to your head. http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/36...cdd8478a11.jpg Darn it! Oh well I guess if something is stupid enough to be true, some one already did it. Just WHAT is that meant to locate?
	__________________ When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you. If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment. Don't you think it's worth the extra effort?

9th November 2008, 01:59 PM	#11
TjW Philosopher Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: up in the air Posts: 9,999	Originally Posted by learner Also, "inviroment" ..opposite of "environment", who knows? Clearly the opposite of "outvironment".
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11th November 2008, 02:40 PM	#12
Ernie M Critical Thinker Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 444	I've included a page about the Ovilus on my skeptical Website because the Paranormal Research Society (PRS) used it in the Paranormal State episode called "Hell's Gate." Here is what I wrote if you want to take a look: http://paranormalstateillustrated.co...te/Ovilus.html
Ernie M Critical Thinker Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 444	Last edited by Ernie M; 11th November 2008 at 02:48 PM. Reason: Edited for more appropriate word choice.