December Stundie Finals

Travis · 2nd January 2009, 05:41 AM

First things first. Let us congratulate the winner from November.

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They, the matchboxes, have two possibilites! Bounce or destroy themselves. So they decided to bounce. All explained above.

The upper part of WTC1 had the same choice.

Personally I would bounce.

Thank you noble internet poster for bringing some laughter to our lives.

Now for this months selection.

1) I think this poster is on to me. I guess I should dispatch Agent Smith to take care of things.

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most of these "debunkers" arent human. they are in fact artificial intelligence programs, designed to comment & respond to comments on truth seekers videos to spread disinfo...one way to find out if one is an AI program is that most of the time their comments don't really have much to do with the content of the video, in addition, their replies to comments are also irrelevant to a degree, and they don't deny that they are indeed an AI program when confronted...

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2) Words in post: 47
Letter "e"s in post: 22
Raspberry newtons in a package:30
47 : 22 = 30 : x
x = 2.136
30 : 2.136 = 14.04 : 1
This post was like 14.04 raspberry newtons that a goat would gladly eat.

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Twin Tower's weight: 500,000 ton = 500,000,000 kg
Boeing's weight: 200 ton = 200,000 kg
Man's weight: 70 kg
Boeing's velocity: 1000 km/h

500,000,000 : 200,000 = 70 : x
x = 0.028 kg = 28 g
500,000,000 : 1000 = 70 : y
y = 0.00014 km/h

Those Boeings that hit Twin Towers at the velocity of 1000 km/h are like two little mice that hit a man at the velocity of 0.00014 km/h

9/11 was an inside job absolutely. Also goats can understand this simple truth.

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3) It seems the latest pitch for a new Bruckheimer film was leaked onto the WOW message boards.

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Things were being launched away from the building with incredible force (like their were explosions or something). You could have crashed 100 planes into the tops of the World Trade Centers and they wouldn't have fallen down the way they did on 9/11.

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4) Some would say the point of asking questions is to get answers. For others it's merely an aerobic exercise.

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That is why it is not a bad idea to ask questions about certain events like 9/11 and certainly not come up with answers because that is and will be anyone's guess.

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5) I guess this guy thinks Cheerios are trying to get us to buy Big-O-Tires.

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Everyone try to find a good video of the Sydney 2008 New years eve fireworks. The circular symbol in the bridge was flashing repeatedly the whole time the UN symbol, intermixed with the freemasonry symbols of the two angles, which formed a reptilian eye in the center, and at the end, they had the "rays of light" coming out from behind the eye, which continued to show the UN symbol.

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6) It was also crafty to build the buildings out of steel and not Thulium.

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Jones stated that thermite was a "clever" choice because its ingredients, aluminum and iron oxide do not require identifying tags by law, meaning they couldn't be traced back to their manufacturers.

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7) If you can bring a soda into a literature class you can bring a neutron accelerator into a literature class........I guess.

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If you can bring a box cutter on board you can bring a bottle of poisonous gas on board.

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8) It seems the Sun now illuminates all sides of the Moon equally at all times... if only it weren't for that darned Earth in the way.

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THE MOON NEVER SPINS OR ROTATES ON IT'S AXIS.
(snip)
The moon's monthly orbit around earth, even though it can be considered a rotation, obviously, it does not rotate or spin on it's access creating morning, noon, and night.
your video is a reference to moon phases.
The shadows of the earth upon the moon does not constitute morning and evening.

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9)I guess the monkeys can go because they aren't really from Earth. It does lead one to question what exotic non-Earth element the spaceship and monkey are made out of.

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Mars,what a bunch of bull****,These morons have never landed anything on mars,or the moon for that fact,we CANNOT survive the radiation belts in space, everything on this planet is unsustainable in outer space,it would be vaporized the instant it leaves our stratosphere.
We have never been outside of our own oxygen bubble with or without the device being manned or monkeyed in the case of the ruskies,Common sense will tell you that.

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10) Where does one copyright a language?

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Yes, and you can see the changers in old English Dictionary's. You know it's true and wrong as it twists the legal implications in the Jew controlled courts. Dig a little deeper and you will find that the English language is copyright so you can only speak with permission in court. This is a hard subject to debate as all the Shabbos goyim (Wantabee Jews) and Jews will put a spin on this touchy talk and scream the usual "ANTI SEMITE jail the holocaust denigner"

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11) It seems that basic visual navigation on a clear day can only be done by ace pilots.....with the permission of the FCC. One doesn't want to be breaking broadcast standards while doing it, after all.

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he flew across country, back and forth, with no problems locating his target (without a flight plan), entered one of the most secure airspaces on the planet Earth, and spiraled around in a descending turn, breaking every rule in the FCC book, and apparently WITHOUT worrying about any interruptions.

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12)I think if your pants are providing structural stability to your legs you have some major problems.

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Provided that say 5 floors had collapsed and were resting on a underlying 6th floor, which after an hour or so finally collapsed; next six floors crash onto a 7th causing a domino effect. So far so good. But to use a comparison: if somebody drops his pants that does not mean that his legs crash against the floor as well.

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13) Some would say that masturbation is something one does instead of sex. Like...say anal sex. Others think that is "narrow minded."

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I am suspecting that socialist governments are discouraging / suppressing some medical arguments against regular masturbation, as they are with risk associated with anal sex [...] Masturbation leads to lower birth rates and a calmer population.

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14) Thermite cord. Invented by Bungie. Feared by The Covenant. Totally irrelevant to reality.

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There is even thermite cord: http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Thermite-Carbon_Cord

With cord you can make any shape you want: linear shapes, circle shapes, even star of david shapes!

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15) It seems that if one thing destroys another it must always remain intact.

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Oops, the top section was not found intact at the base of the tower.
Bigger problem.

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16) Either this guy is the luckiest user of Microsoft products ever or he has been using Windows for only about two weeks.

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OMG my computer just got the blue screen of death!!!

I think it was someone from that JREF site!!!

It might have been some sort of warning or maybe Im paranoid but I have NEVER had that screen before.

It looked like some crazy ****

I was talking about how I had something on quotes on money changers on my hard drive and all I go to the bathroom and come back and my computer has the blue screen of death.

Man I don't know about messing with these people no more
They mean business

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17) Apparently the terrorists wanted to be "secret" even after they are dead. They're just hardcore about that stuff ya know.

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You make a very careful thought out plan for months on how not to be detected and then just leave all kinds of evidence behind?

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18) There were no victims on 9/11 it seems.

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But what struck the relatives was the incredible calmness of the passenger on the phone, who were confronted with their own immanent death.

The real reason why the callers were calm was that they were having a good time somewhere on the ground leaning backwards with their feet on the table.

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19) I'm not a nuclear physicist but even I would think there are better ways to retire reactors than dropping 110 story buildings on them.

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Why would a nuclear reactor be placed at G.Z.? Same reason as why they are put into nuclear subs - autonomy. Off-the-grid energy. Energy consumption that cannot be tracked and registered.

Maybe "asbestos" was not the WTC's main problem. Maybe it was time to retire the reactor?

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20) Looks like history was rewritten.....again. There was no war over some country called Kuwait that may or may not really exist.

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Some of these videos wills were taken after 911, obviously. Proof? A few of them say they are attacking because we are invading Muslim lands. I dont remember our forces invading till after 911, do you?

There you go folks. Vote....unless you're just AI programs.

Horatius · 2nd January 2009, 05:58 AM

And #8 takes the lead, with 100% of the vote!

There's just something about someone so ignorant posting with such "authoritah"! You must respect it!

240-185 · 2nd January 2009, 06:18 AM

#2 and #18.
But #2 deserves an epic win.

Damien Evans · 2nd January 2009, 06:40 AM

16 is pretty funny. 2 deserves to win. 8 has the smell of MoonMan.

Bell · 2nd January 2009, 06:41 AM

#14

If the Covenant can glass whole planets, then most certainly the NWO can blow up the Trade Center.

Bell · 2nd January 2009, 08:40 AM

Travis, why don't you make a final poll of, say, 5 to 10 Stundie nominations?
So only the really good ones (or stupid ones, as a matter of fact) get nominated in the final poll?

Travis · 2nd January 2009, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by Bell

Travis, why don't you make a final poll of, say, 5 to 10 Stundie nominations?
So only the really good ones (or stupid ones, as a matter of fact) get nominated in the final poll?

Every month I vow to do that and yet I always seem to end up agonizing over trimming it down as much as I do. Plus I'm often surprised by what ends up being popular and as such some of the past winners might not have even been in the finals if I had trimmed it more.

Bell · 2nd January 2009, 09:01 AM

Blame the truthers!

dtugg · 2nd January 2009, 10:28 AM

Come on people vote for 14. I want to make it two months in a row that I nominated the winner.

Grizzly Bear · 2nd January 2009, 10:37 AM

8 & 14 are priceless

Klimax · 2nd January 2009, 10:44 AM

JaQ:Could there be Stundie of the year?

Travis · 2nd January 2009, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Klimax

JaQ:Could there be Stundie of the year?

After this poll closes near the end of the month I'll put up all the winners from 2008...if for nothing else to reminisce.

Brainache · 2nd January 2009, 12:31 PM

I voted for 5. Ever since NYE there have been too many brainwashed sheeple wandering around here...

JohnG · 2nd January 2009, 12:36 PM

Someone needs to tell #18 that "leaning backwards with their feet on the table" is a good way to hurt themselves.

Mr.Herbert · 2nd January 2009, 03:59 PM

#2 #2 !! It's my first nomination that made it to the finals!!!

Sabrina · 2nd January 2009, 07:04 PM

Number 12.

The whole idea of the pants analogy literally stunned me into immobility when I first read it; seriously, I was sitting there, gaping at my screen for about a minute before I could roust up the ability to respond. The level of stupid there is mind-boggling.

fezzic · 2nd January 2009, 07:25 PM

I choose #2 (although I believe multiple votes are allowed, I restrict myself to one).

Scaling problem. BTW, 28 grams equates to about 430 grains. I also don't believe in scaling the velocity since the WTC was not going 1,000 kph, so if the object was about 430 grains going about 1,000 kph (which equates to about 910 fps), I think the man will likely go down when he's hit by it. Consider that a 45ACP, reputed to be a decent man-stopper, fires a 230 grain (15 gram) bullet at 830 fps.

I demand the right to be just as wrong as anybody else and likely I am.

As for #11, if my intent was to DIE upon successfully carrying out my mission, I don't think interception would be high on my list of things to worry about.

As for #17, if I successfully carry out the plan that was carefully concealed to avoid detection, I am dead. I don't think secrecy is of any importance anymore to the plan.

As for #19, then they had to go dig it up. Talk about thwarting an attempt to keep the public safe.

Redtail · 2nd January 2009, 07:48 PM

14 due to the classic inability to distinguish real life from a video game.

kookbreaker · 2nd January 2009, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by Redtail

14 due to the classic inability to distinguish real life from a video game.

And presented in such 'a-ha! Got you debunkers this time!' manner makes it.

ihaunter · 3rd January 2009, 10:50 AM

14 & 20

14 is my favorite. No need to validate the "fact" as long as it supports my beliefs. Classic conspiracy theorist thinking.

3bodyproblem · 3rd January 2009, 12:01 PM

9.

Luckily monkeys have no common sense.

patchbunny · 3rd January 2009, 06:33 PM

Has to be #2. That's a stunning lack of basic education right there.

Greg44 · 4th January 2009, 02:24 AM

#16 all the way; JREFers are uber leet government hackers obsessed with suppressing the TRUTH!!! That type of paranoia is a classic truther trait- intoxicated by the myth of the hyper competent Government.

timhau · 4th January 2009, 12:18 PM

10. Pure Bat

crazy.

13 deserves a honorary mention.

Agatha · 4th January 2009, 02:42 PM

There was so much stupid it was hard to choose, but my votes went to:

2 - for the wonderful, delightful misapplication of maths
8 - because the madness is very strong there
9 - for the appeal to common sense in a post displaying absolutely none of it

I wanted to vote for 12, I really did, but still find it hard to believe that the author wasn't yanking our collective chains in an effort to be nominated for the stundies.

Bell · 4th January 2009, 02:46 PM

How can one post for multiple entries?

dtugg · 4th January 2009, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Bell

How can one post for multiple entries?

You just mark as many as you want. If you already voted, it won't let you vote again.

Bell · 4th January 2009, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by dtugg

You just mark as many as you want. If you already voted, it won't let you vote again.

Thanks.

I never noticed there were polls where you could do so.

Hawk one · 4th January 2009, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by Bell

Thanks.

I never noticed there were polls where you could do so.

If the checkbox is circular, you can only check one and submit the vote.
If they're squares, you can choose as many as you like before pressing "vote".

Whether or not a poll has multiple choices is up to the creator of it.

Travis · 5th January 2009, 08:03 AM

Looks like conspiracy math and video game/reality conflation are the popular ones and the voting is close.

Belz... · 8th January 2009, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by Travis

16) Either this guy is the luckiest user of Microsoft products ever or he has been using Windows for only about two weeks.

Oh, yeah. We mean business! You mess with us... your computer's gonna crash.

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17) Apparently the terrorists wanted to be "secret" even after they are dead. They're just hardcore about that stuff ya know.

Travis · 8th January 2009, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by Belz...

Oh, yeah. We mean business! You mess with us... your computer's gonna crash.

We are all powerful.

Klimax · 9th January 2009, 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by Belz...

Oh, yeah. We mean business! You mess with us... your computer's gonna crash.

Originally Posted by Travis

We are all powerful.

Could you please focus it better?You took out my hardrive!!!

Horatius · 9th January 2009, 05:20 AM

Originally Posted by Klimax

Could you please focus it better?You took out my hardrive!!!

What part of "All" did you not understand?

Klimax · 9th January 2009, 05:55 AM

Originally Posted by Horatius

What part of "All" did you not understand?

BazBear · 13th January 2009, 12:47 AM

The fickle fool I am, I had to pick three, 2, 8, and 16. Though if I had to pick just one it would have been 16; the poster knew the nickname for one of the classic "Windows moments", the B.S. o' DEATH!, yet blamed it on some NWOish hacking attempt LOL Heck, the NWO should be able to turn a hard drive into a high velocity shrapnel bomb, shouldn't they?

JoeyDonuts · 13th January 2009, 01:20 AM

The really interesting thing about #14 is not that it's a case of game/reality confusion so much. I'm pretty certain that the originator of that statement is not a HALO player, else he most likely would have recognized his "evidence" as being a HALOwiki right off the bat.

14 definitely deserves to win because it shows remarkable gullibility to accept anything that supports the pet theory while completely ignoring its context or origin.

A lot of the others are good and nutty, but 14 is more qualified to be a Stundie.

Bell · 13th January 2009, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by JoeyDonuts

The really interesting thing about #14 is not that it's a case of game/reality confusion so much. I'm pretty certain that the originator of that statement is not a HALO player, else he most likely would have recognized his "evidence" as being a HALOwiki right off the bat.

14 definitely deserves to win because it shows remarkable gullibility to accept anything that supports the pet theory while completely ignoring its context or origin.

A lot of the others are good and nutty, but 14 is more qualified to be a Stundie.

Seems like 9/11-investigator can't accept the award in person. He hasn't posted in his thread for quite a while.

Travis · 14th January 2009, 03:25 PM

^ Would you? After a **** up like that?

1	19	20.21%
2	28	29.79%
3	4	4.26%
4	3	3.19%
5	6	6.38%
6	2	2.13%
7	2	2.13%
8	18	19.15%
9	17	18.09%
10	13	13.83%
11	4	4.26%
12	14	14.89%
13	5	5.32%
14	29	30.85%
15	9	9.57%
16	17	18.09%
17	3	3.19%
18	9	9.57%
19	10	10.64%
20	18	19.15%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 94. You may not vote on this poll

2nd January 2009, 05:41 AM	#1
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 6,834	December Stundie Finals First things first. Let us congratulate the winner from November. Quote: They, the matchboxes, have two possibilites! Bounce or destroy themselves. So they decided to bounce. All explained above. The upper part of WTC1 had the same choice. Personally I would bounce. Thank you noble internet poster for bringing some laughter to our lives. Now for this months selection. 1) I think this poster is on to me. I guess I should dispatch Agent Smith to take care of things. Quote: most of these "debunkers" arent human. they are in fact artificial intelligence programs, designed to comment & respond to comments on truth seekers videos to spread disinfo...one way to find out if one is an AI program is that most of the time their comments don't really have much to do with the content of the video, in addition, their replies to comments are also irrelevant to a degree, and they don't deny that they are indeed an AI program when confronted... * 2) Words in post: 47 Letter "e"s in post: 22 Raspberry newtons in a package:30 47 : 22 = 30 : x x = 2.136 30 : 2.136 = 14.04 : 1 This post was like 14.04 raspberry newtons that a goat would gladly eat. Quote: Twin Tower's weight: 500,000 ton = 500,000,000 kg Boeing's weight: 200 ton = 200,000 kg Man's weight: 70 kg Boeing's velocity: 1000 km/h 500,000,000 : 200,000 = 70 : x x = 0.028 kg = 28 g 500,000,000 : 1000 = 70 : y y = 0.00014 km/h Those Boeings that hit Twin Towers at the velocity of 1000 km/h are like two little mice that hit a man at the velocity of 0.00014 km/h 9/11 was an inside job absolutely. Also goats can understand this simple truth. * 3) It seems the latest pitch for a new Bruckheimer film was leaked onto the WOW message boards. Quote: Things were being launched away from the building with incredible force (like their were explosions or something). You could have crashed 100 planes into the tops of the World Trade Centers and they wouldn't have fallen down the way they did on 9/11. * 4) Some would say the point of asking questions is to get answers. For others it's merely an aerobic exercise. Quote: That is why it is not a bad idea to ask questions about certain events like 9/11 and certainly not come up with answers because that is and will be anyone's guess. * 5) I guess this guy thinks Cheerios are trying to get us to buy Big-O-Tires. Quote: Everyone try to find a good video of the Sydney 2008 New years eve fireworks. The circular symbol in the bridge was flashing repeatedly the whole time the UN symbol, intermixed with the freemasonry symbols of the two angles, which formed a reptilian eye in the center, and at the end, they had the "rays of light" coming out from behind the eye, which continued to show the UN symbol. * 6) It was also crafty to build the buildings out of steel and not Thulium. Quote: Jones stated that thermite was a "clever" choice because its ingredients, aluminum and iron oxide do not require identifying tags by law, meaning they couldn't be traced back to their manufacturers. * 7) If you can bring a soda into a literature class you can bring a neutron accelerator into a literature class........I guess. Quote: If you can bring a box cutter on board you can bring a bottle of poisonous gas on board. * 8) It seems the Sun now illuminates all sides of the Moon equally at all times... if only it weren't for that darned Earth in the way. Quote: THE MOON NEVER SPINS OR ROTATES ON IT'S AXIS. (snip) The moon's monthly orbit around earth, even though it can be considered a rotation, obviously, it does not rotate or spin on it's access creating morning, noon, and night. your video is a reference to moon phases. The shadows of the earth upon the moon does not constitute morning and evening. * 9)I guess the monkeys can go because they aren't really from Earth. It does lead one to question what exotic non-Earth element the spaceship and monkey are made out of. Quote: Mars,what a bunch of bull**,These morons have never landed anything on mars,or the moon for that fact,we CANNOT survive the radiation belts in space, everything on this planet is unsustainable in outer space,it would be vaporized the instant it leaves our stratosphere. We have never been outside of our own oxygen bubble with or without the device being manned or monkeyed in the case of the ruskies,Common sense will tell you that. * 10) Where does one copyright a language? Quote: Yes, and you can see the changers in old English Dictionary's. You know it's true and wrong as it twists the legal implications in the Jew controlled courts. Dig a little deeper and you will find that the English language is copyright so you can only speak with permission in court. This is a hard subject to debate as all the Shabbos goyim (Wantabee Jews) and Jews will put a spin on this touchy talk and scream the usual "ANTI SEMITE jail the holocaust denigner" * 11) It seems that basic visual navigation on a clear day can only be done by ace pilots.....with the permission of the FCC. One doesn't want to be breaking broadcast standards while doing it, after all. Quote: he flew across country, back and forth, with no problems locating his target (without a flight plan), entered one of the most secure airspaces on the planet Earth, and spiraled around in a descending turn, breaking every rule in the FCC book, and apparently WITHOUT worrying about any interruptions. * 12)I think if your pants are providing structural stability to your legs you have some major problems. Quote: Provided that say 5 floors had collapsed and were resting on a underlying 6th floor, which after an hour or so finally collapsed; next six floors crash onto a 7th causing a domino effect. So far so good. But to use a comparison: if somebody drops his pants that does not mean that his legs crash against the floor as well. * 13) Some would say that masturbation is something one does instead of sex. Like...say anal sex. Others think that is "narrow minded." Quote: I am suspecting that socialist governments are discouraging / suppressing some medical arguments against regular masturbation, as they are with risk associated with anal sex [...] Masturbation leads to lower birth rates and a calmer population. * 14) Thermite cord. Invented by Bungie. Feared by The Covenant. Totally irrelevant to reality. Quote: There is even thermite cord: http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Thermite-Carbon_Cord With cord you can make any shape you want: linear shapes, circle shapes, even star of david shapes! * 15) It seems that if one thing destroys another it must always remain intact. Quote: Oops, the top section was not found intact at the base of the tower. Bigger problem. * 16) Either this guy is the luckiest user of Microsoft products ever or he has been using Windows for only about two weeks. Quote: OMG my computer just got the blue screen of death!!! I think it was someone from that JREF site!!! It might have been some sort of warning or maybe Im paranoid but I have NEVER had that screen before. It looked like some crazy ** I was talking about how I had something on quotes on money changers on my hard drive and all I go to the bathroom and come back and my computer has the blue screen of death. Man I don't know about messing with these people no more They mean business * 17) Apparently the terrorists wanted to be "secret" even after they are dead. They're just hardcore about that stuff ya know. Quote: You make a very careful thought out plan for months on how not to be detected and then just leave all kinds of evidence behind? * 18) There were no victims on 9/11 it seems. Quote: But what struck the relatives was the incredible calmness of the passenger on the phone, who were confronted with their own immanent death. The real reason why the callers were calm was that they were having a good time somewhere on the ground leaning backwards with their feet on the table. * 19) I'm not a nuclear physicist but even I would think there are better ways to retire reactors than dropping 110 story buildings on them. Quote: Why would a nuclear reactor be placed at G.Z.? Same reason as why they are put into nuclear subs - autonomy. Off-the-grid energy. Energy consumption that cannot be tracked and registered. Maybe "asbestos" was not the WTC's main problem. Maybe it was time to retire the reactor? *** 20) Looks like history was rewritten.....again. There was no war over some country called Kuwait that may or may not really exist. Quote: Some of these videos wills were taken after 911, obviously. Proof? A few of them say they are attacking because we are invading Muslim lands. I dont remember our forces invading till after 911, do you? There you go folks. Vote....unless you're just AI programs.
	__________________ "Because WE ARE IGNORANT OF 911 FACTS, WE DEMAND PROOF" -- Douglas Herman on Rense.com Nominate February Stundies. Vote in the January Stundie Finals!

2nd January 2009, 06:18 AM	#3
240-185 Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 414	#2 and #18. But #2 deserves an epic win.
240-185 Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 414	__________________ Like a toy, the black dinosaur walked towards a Goomba and asked him: "What do Truthy Chain Chomps say when they bark? Twoof! Twoof! Twoof!" badum pschhh My 9/11 Crackpot Index

2nd January 2009, 06:40 AM	#4
Damien Evans Up The Irons Tagger Join Date: May 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 11,681	16 is pretty funny. 2 deserves to win. 8 has the smell of MoonMan.
	__________________ And down by Kosciusko, where the pine-clad ridges raise; Their torn and rugged battlements on high, Where the air is clear as crystal, and the white stars fairly blaze; At midnight in the cold and frosty sky, And where around the Overflow the reed-beds sweep and sway; To the breezes, and the rolling plains are wide, The Man from Snowy River is a household word today, And the stockmen tell the story of his ride.

2nd January 2009, 06:41 AM	#5
Bell beautiful freak Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,046	#14 If the Covenant can glass whole planets, then most certainly the NWO can blow up the Trade Center.
	__________________ You gotta love cops. Let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories concerning the attacks of September the 11th; malicious lies that attempt to shift the blame away from the terrorists, themselves, away from the guilty. (George W. Bush)

2nd January 2009, 05:58 AM	#2
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada Posts: 12,281	And #8 takes the lead, with 100% of the vote! There's just something about someone so ignorant posting with such "authoritah"! You must respect it!
	__________________ ``Horatius,'' quoth the Consul,``As thou sayest, so let it be.'' And straight against that great array Forth went the dauntless Three. For Romans in Rome's quarrel Spared neither land nor gold, Nor son nor wife, nor limb nor life, In the brave days of old.(1) GENERATION 8: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

2nd January 2009, 08:40 AM	#6
Bell beautiful freak Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,046	Travis, why don't you make a final poll of, say, 5 to 10 Stundie nominations? So only the really good ones (or stupid ones, as a matter of fact) get nominated in the final poll?
	__________________ You gotta love cops. Let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories concerning the attacks of September the 11th; malicious lies that attempt to shift the blame away from the terrorists, themselves, away from the guilty. (George W. Bush)

2nd January 2009, 08:56 AM	#7
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 6,834	Originally Posted by Bell Travis, why don't you make a final poll of, say, 5 to 10 Stundie nominations? So only the really good ones (or stupid ones, as a matter of fact) get nominated in the final poll? Every month I vow to do that and yet I always seem to end up agonizing over trimming it down as much as I do. Plus I'm often surprised by what ends up being popular and as such some of the past winners might not have even been in the finals if I had trimmed it more.
	__________________ "Because WE ARE IGNORANT OF 911 FACTS, WE DEMAND PROOF" -- Douglas Herman on Rense.com Nominate February Stundies. Vote in the January Stundie Finals!

2nd January 2009, 09:01 AM	#8
Bell beautiful freak Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,046	Blame the truthers!
	__________________ You gotta love cops. Let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories concerning the attacks of September the 11th; malicious lies that attempt to shift the blame away from the terrorists, themselves, away from the guilty. (George W. Bush)

2nd January 2009, 10:28 AM	#9
dtugg Pseudoskeptic Government Loyalist Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: NWO headquarters Posts: 3,471	Come on people vote for 14. I want to make it two months in a row that I nominated the winner.

2nd January 2009, 10:37 AM	#10
Grizzly Bear このマスクによっ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,091	8 & 14 are priceless
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2nd January 2009, 10:44 AM	#11
Klimax NWO cyborg Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Starship Wanderer - DS9 Posts: 4,124	JaQ:Could there be Stundie of the year?
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2nd January 2009, 10:58 AM	#12
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 6,834	Originally Posted by Klimax JaQ:Could there be Stundie of the year? After this poll closes near the end of the month I'll put up all the winners from 2008...if for nothing else to reminisce.
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2nd January 2009, 12:31 PM	#13
Brainache Nasty Brutish and Tall Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sinny 'Straya. Posts: 4,925	I voted for 5. Ever since NYE there have been too many brainwashed sheeple wandering around here...

2nd January 2009, 12:36 PM	#14
JohnG Pedantic Bore Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: North of Andover Posts: 1,793	Someone needs to tell #18 that "leaning backwards with their feet on the table" is a good way to hurt themselves.
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2nd January 2009, 03:59 PM	#15
Mr.Herbert Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,011	#2 #2 !! It's my first nomination that made it to the finals!!!
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2nd January 2009, 07:04 PM	#16
Sabrina Wicked Lovely Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Spinning through space Posts: 2,606	Number 12. The whole idea of the pants analogy literally stunned me into immobility when I first read it; seriously, I was sitting there, gaping at my screen for about a minute before I could roust up the ability to respond. The level of stupid there is mind-boggling.
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2nd January 2009, 07:25 PM	#17
fezzic Critical Thinker Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 403	I choose #2 (although I believe multiple votes are allowed, I restrict myself to one). Scaling problem. BTW, 28 grams equates to about 430 grains. I also don't believe in scaling the velocity since the WTC was not going 1,000 kph, so if the object was about 430 grains going about 1,000 kph (which equates to about 910 fps), I think the man will likely go down when he's hit by it. Consider that a 45ACP, reputed to be a decent man-stopper, fires a 230 grain (15 gram) bullet at 830 fps. I demand the right to be just as wrong as anybody else and likely I am. As for #11, if my intent was to DIE upon successfully carrying out my mission, I don't think interception would be high on my list of things to worry about. As for #17, if I successfully carry out the plan that was carefully concealed to avoid detection, I am dead. I don't think secrecy is of any importance anymore to the plan. As for #19, then they had to go dig it up. Talk about thwarting an attempt to keep the public safe.
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2nd January 2009, 07:48 PM	#18
Redtail Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,256	14 due to the classic inability to distinguish real life from a video game.
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2nd January 2009, 08:56 PM	#19
kookbreaker Evil Fokker Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,723	Originally Posted by Redtail 14 due to the classic inability to distinguish real life from a video game. And presented in such 'a-ha! Got you debunkers this time!' manner makes it.
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3rd January 2009, 10:50 AM	#20
ihaunter Undead Skeptic Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Middle of nowhere, Iowa Posts: 352	14 & 20 14 is my favorite. No need to validate the "fact" as long as it supports my beliefs. Classic conspiracy theorist thinking.
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3rd January 2009, 12:01 PM	#21
3bodyproblem Illuminator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 3,846	9. Luckily monkeys have no common sense.

3rd January 2009, 06:33 PM	#22
patchbunny Muse Join Date: May 2004 Location: Right about... here. Posts: 661	Has to be #2. That's a stunning lack of basic education right there.
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4th January 2009, 02:24 AM	#23
Greg44 Student Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 44	#16 all the way; JREFers are uber leet government hackers obsessed with suppressing the TRUTH!!! That type of paranoia is a classic truther trait- intoxicated by the myth of the hyper competent Government.
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4th January 2009, 12:18 PM	#24
timhau NWO Litter Technician Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: East of Sweeden Posts: 3,479	10. Pure Bat crazy. 13 deserves a honorary mention.
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4th January 2009, 02:42 PM	#25
Agatha Muse Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 689	There was so much stupid it was hard to choose, but my votes went to: 2 - for the wonderful, delightful misapplication of maths 8 - because the madness is very strong there 9 - for the appeal to common sense in a post displaying absolutely none of it I wanted to vote for 12, I really did, but still find it hard to believe that the author wasn't yanking our collective chains in an effort to be nominated for the stundies.
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4th January 2009, 02:46 PM	#26
Bell beautiful freak Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,046	How can one post for multiple entries?
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4th January 2009, 02:49 PM	#27
dtugg Pseudoskeptic Government Loyalist Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: NWO headquarters Posts: 3,471	Originally Posted by Bell How can one post for multiple entries? You just mark as many as you want. If you already voted, it won't let you vote again.

4th January 2009, 02:52 PM	#28
Bell beautiful freak Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,046	Originally Posted by dtugg You just mark as many as you want. If you already voted, it won't let you vote again. Thanks. I never noticed there were polls where you could do so.
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4th January 2009, 02:59 PM	#29
Hawk one Bond Villain Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Guitar Hero dressing room... Posts: 9,750	Originally Posted by Bell Thanks. I never noticed there were polls where you could do so. If the checkbox is circular, you can only check one and submit the vote. If they're squares, you can choose as many as you like before pressing "vote". Whether or not a poll has multiple choices is up to the creator of it.
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5th January 2009, 08:03 AM	#30
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 6,834	Looks like conspiracy math and video game/reality conflation are the popular ones and the voting is close.
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8th January 2009, 08:16 AM	#31
Belz... Fiend God Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a multiverse of my own creation Posts: 16,215	Originally Posted by Travis 16) Either this guy is the luckiest user of Microsoft products ever or he has been using Windows for only about two weeks. Oh, yeah. We mean business! You mess with us... your computer's gonna crash. Quote: 17) Apparently the terrorists wanted to be "secret" even after they are dead. They're just hardcore about that stuff ya know.
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8th January 2009, 12:47 PM	#32
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 6,834	Originally Posted by Belz... Oh, yeah. We mean business! You mess with us... your computer's gonna crash. We are all powerful.
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9th January 2009, 01:35 AM	#33
Klimax NWO cyborg Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Starship Wanderer - DS9 Posts: 4,124	Originally Posted by Belz... Oh, yeah. We mean business! You mess with us... your computer's gonna crash. Originally Posted by Travis We are all powerful. Could you please focus it better?You took out my hardrive!!!
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9th January 2009, 05:20 AM	#34
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada Posts: 12,281	Originally Posted by Klimax Could you please focus it better?You took out my hardrive!!! What part of "All" did you not understand?
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