Fengshui masters..unite

pervert · 16th March 2009, 03:31 PM

http://fengshuiforward.com/235/unite...fall/#more-235

otherwise Penn and Teller will destroy us!!!

fishbait · 16th March 2009, 03:43 PM

Quick! Unite and rearrange one anothers furniture!

Chupacabras · 16th March 2009, 04:03 PM

And whatever you do, DO NOT TAKE A DUMP ON A STOVE!

paximperium · 16th March 2009, 04:07 PM

To improve the positive chi in this thread, I think it could use a new positive post.

and a smiley here

and a small boxed smiley here

Isn't that better?

Giggywig · 16th March 2009, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by paximperium

To improve the positive chi in this thread, I think it could use a new positive post.

and a smiley here

and a small boxed smiley here

Isn't that better?

The small boxed smiley is clearly negative. The box impedes the flow of energy, so the box fills with negative thoughts which attract negative energy.

paximperium · 16th March 2009, 04:13 PM

Hmmmm using my feng shui skills...

Originally Posted by paximperium

and a smiley here

How about this grinning smiley?

Isn't that better?

pervert · 16th March 2009, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Chupacabras

And whatever you do, DO NOT TAKE A DUMP ON A STOVE!

Toilet Sha is the worst. If it happens to be your health sector you gonna stink whatever scent you may use.
If it is your wealth sector, mind you, the money will go down to your neighbours flat below .

Miss_Kitt · 21st March 2009, 02:09 AM

[Eric Clapton mode]
guitar intro
When you want to get rich
Put bamboo in a niche
Feng Shui

When you're feeling sad,
It means your light is bad
Feng Shui

It's defined
In your mind
You can find: Feng Shui!

The magic compass shows
The way Chi energy flows
Feng Shui

Move your furniture 'round
You won't have sorrows to drown
Feng Shui

You will find
What's aligned
Given time: Feng Shui...

[/Eric Clapton mode]

Rodibidably · 21st March 2009, 08:49 AM

The only thing anybody needs to read from that link is:

Quote:

It is very easy to discredit a practice like Feng Shui

The rest of the link is meaningless tripe and drivel.

FSM · 21st March 2009, 08:54 AM

*pours salt on Rod's post and claps five times*

Pshew. Now we're clean in here again.

Rodibidably · 21st March 2009, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by FSM

*pours salt on Rod's post and claps five times*

Pshew. Now we're clean in here again.

Damn it. How did you know my post was made out of slug juice? Now it's gone, never to return...

tsig · 21st March 2009, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by FSM

*pours salt on Rod's post and claps five times*

Pshew. Now we're clean in here again.

Did you know that the Feng Shui of the Mt. Rushmore Monument is all wrong and is debilitating America? We need to rotate them exactly 89.90 degrees clockwise.

FSM · 22nd March 2009, 11:51 AM

I'm on it. Contacting Piscivore in other thread for special "monument readjustment" equipment.

Horatius · 22nd March 2009, 05:03 PM

Wow.

Quote:

Feng Shui is not superstitious. It merely looks superstitious because it is beyond science and hence science cannot explain it and neither can humans.

Sooo...if humans can't explain it, why exactly am I hiring a human Feng Shui expert??!

Steelmage · 22nd March 2009, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by Horatius

Wow.

Sooo...if humans can't explain it, why exactly am I hiring a human Feng Shui expert??!

Dart it, you bet me to it.

Ikarus · 22nd March 2009, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Horatius

Sooo...if humans can't explain it, why exactly am I hiring a human Feng Shui expert??!

There are simply no chimpansee Feng Shui experts. (..for hire, that is.)

Horatius · 22nd March 2009, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by Ikarus

There are simply no chimpansee Feng Shui experts. (..for hire, that is.)

Not unless you know the right people!

Rodibidably · 22nd March 2009, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by Horatius

A chimp is just as likely to create "positive energy" as any "expert", and as lnog as they don't throw **** aroudn the house, they are likely to be much more fun...

I am TOTALLY hiring that chimp to "feng shui" my house...

Octavo · 23rd March 2009, 05:43 AM

Quote:

After implementing your suggestions, I saw immediate improvement to my employment problem (a 360 degree difference) which was stalled for several months with no reconciliation in sight.

emphasis mine

The testimonials are a laugh riot all by themselves.

source: http://fengshuiforward.com/testimonial/

TX50 · 23rd March 2009, 06:33 AM

Originally Posted by Octavo

emphasis mine

The testimonials are a laugh riot all by themselves.

source: http://fengshuiforward.com/testimonial/

When I looked at it, the google ad' at the bottom was "Reclaim your brain".

16th March 2009, 03:31 PM	#1
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16th March 2009, 04:07 PM	#4
paximperium Philosopher Join Date: May 2008 Location: Silicon Valley-Stuck between Google and Apple Posts: 7,800	To improve the positive chi in this thread, I think it could use a new positive post. and a smiley here and a small boxed smiley here Isn't that better?
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16th March 2009, 04:10 PM	#5
Giggywig Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,714	Originally Posted by paximperium To improve the positive chi in this thread, I think it could use a new positive post. and a smiley here and a small boxed smiley here Isn't that better? The small boxed smiley is clearly negative. The box impedes the flow of energy, so the box fills with negative thoughts which attract negative energy.
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16th March 2009, 04:13 PM	#6
paximperium Philosopher Join Date: May 2008 Location: Silicon Valley-Stuck between Google and Apple Posts: 7,800	Hmmmm using my feng shui skills... Originally Posted by paximperium and a smiley here How about this grinning smiley? Isn't that better?
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16th March 2009, 04:24 PM	#7
pervert Guest Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 61	Originally Posted by Chupacabras And whatever you do, DO NOT TAKE A DUMP ON A STOVE! Toilet Sha is the worst. If it happens to be your health sector you gonna stink whatever scent you may use. If it is your wealth sector, mind you, the money will go down to your neighbours flat below .
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21st March 2009, 02:09 AM	#8
Miss_Kitt Zombie Horse of Homeopathy Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lesser Seattle Posts: 2,100	[Eric Clapton mode] guitar intro When you want to get rich Put bamboo in a niche Feng Shui When you're feeling sad, It means your light is bad Feng Shui It's defined In your mind You can find: Feng Shui! The magic compass shows The way Chi energy flows Feng Shui Move your furniture 'round You won't have sorrows to drown Feng Shui You will find What's aligned Given time: Feng Shui... [/Eric Clapton mode]
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21st March 2009, 08:49 AM	#9
Rodibidably Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Outside Washington DC Posts: 384	The only thing anybody needs to read from that link is: Quote: It is very easy to discredit a practice like Feng Shui The rest of the link is meaningless tripe and drivel.
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21st March 2009, 08:54 AM	#10
FSM god Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,713	pours salt on Rod's post and claps five times Pshew. Now we're clean in here again.
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21st March 2009, 08:59 AM	#11
Rodibidably Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Outside Washington DC Posts: 384	Originally Posted by FSM pours salt on Rod's post and claps five times Pshew. Now we're clean in here again. Damn it. How did you know my post was made out of slug juice? Now it's gone, never to return...
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21st March 2009, 10:49 AM	#12
tsig a carbon based life-form Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 6,872	Originally Posted by FSM pours salt on Rod's post and claps five times Pshew. Now we're clean in here again. Did you know that the Feng Shui of the Mt. Rushmore Monument is all wrong and is debilitating America? We need to rotate them exactly 89.90 degrees clockwise.

22nd March 2009, 11:51 AM	#13
FSM god Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,713	I'm on it. Contacting Piscivore in other thread for special "monument readjustment" equipment.
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22nd March 2009, 05:03 PM	#14
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada Posts: 12,283	Wow. Quote: Feng Shui is not superstitious. It merely looks superstitious because it is beyond science and hence science cannot explain it and neither can humans. Sooo...if humans can't explain it, why exactly am I hiring a human Feng Shui expert??!
	__________________ ``Horatius,'' quoth the Consul,``As thou sayest, so let it be.'' And straight against that great array Forth went the dauntless Three. For Romans in Rome's quarrel Spared neither land nor gold, Nor son nor wife, nor limb nor life, In the brave days of old.(1) GENERATION 8: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

22nd March 2009, 05:27 PM	#15
Steelmage Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 412	Originally Posted by Horatius Wow. Sooo...if humans can't explain it, why exactly am I hiring a human Feng Shui expert??! Dart it, you bet me to it.
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22nd March 2009, 05:30 PM	#16
Ikarus Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 265	Originally Posted by Horatius Sooo...if humans can't explain it, why exactly am I hiring a human Feng Shui expert??! There are simply no chimpansee Feng Shui experts. (..for hire, that is.)
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22nd March 2009, 07:26 PM	#17
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada Posts: 12,283	Originally Posted by Ikarus There are simply no chimpansee Feng Shui experts. (..for hire, that is.) Not unless you know the right people!
	__________________ ``Horatius,'' quoth the Consul,``As thou sayest, so let it be.'' And straight against that great array Forth went the dauntless Three. For Romans in Rome's quarrel Spared neither land nor gold, Nor son nor wife, nor limb nor life, In the brave days of old.(1) GENERATION 8: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

22nd March 2009, 08:20 PM	#18
Rodibidably Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Outside Washington DC Posts: 384	Originally Posted by Horatius A chimp is just as likely to create "positive energy" as any "expert", and as lnog as they don't throw **** aroudn the house, they are likely to be much more fun... I am TOTALLY hiring that chimp to "feng shui" my house...
	__________________ Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein Who is Rodibidably...?

23rd March 2009, 05:43 AM	#19
Octavo Malcontent Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Cape Town Posts: 267	Quote: After implementing your suggestions, I saw immediate improvement to my employment problem (a 360 degree difference) which was stalled for several months with no reconciliation in sight. emphasis mine The testimonials are a laugh riot all by themselves. source: http://fengshuiforward.com/testimonial/

23rd March 2009, 06:33 AM	#20
TX50 Graduate Poster Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,249	Originally Posted by Octavo emphasis mine The testimonials are a laugh riot all by themselves. source: http://fengshuiforward.com/testimonial/ When I looked at it, the google ad' at the bottom was "Reclaim your brain".
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