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c4ts · 25th November 2003, 09:44 AM

Persecuted by the gays, the blacks, the othah Christians who ain't Christian, the athiest crowd, pop idols, movie stars, and the rest of the world! Racist biggots all ovah the world are bein' pussecuted! Kill them all! C-I-L-L kill them all, because that's what Gawd would do!

Yahweh · 25th November 2003, 02:57 PM

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Baptists are being persecuted!

Say it isnt so!

KillerBob · 26th November 2003, 06:23 AM

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Originally posted by c4ts
Persecuted by the gays, the blacks, the othah Christians who ain't Christian, the athiest crowd, pop idols, movie stars, and the rest of the world! Racist biggots all ovah the world are bein' pussecuted! Kill them all! C-I-L-L kill them all, because that's what Gawd would do!

While we're at it, don't forget to C-I-L my landlord! (I think he's Baptist)

Upchurch · 26th November 2003, 06:32 AM

What about the rights of the bigots to beat the living snot out of those that are different? It's a fundamental right of human existence as outlined in the ten commandments or ten ammendments or something. Oh, you know what I mean. I'm sure its there somewhere.

jimmygun · 26th November 2003, 07:07 AM

Upchurch...You are right, its in the bible, somewhere near the back I think.

Candace · 26th November 2003, 09:02 AM

Somewhere near the back - on the blank pages, you can write anything you want. Even if you have to use crayon, Hey! It's in the bible!

Upchurch · 26th November 2003, 09:06 AM

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Originally posted by Candace
Somewhere near the back - on the blank pages, you can write anything you want.

And the wonderful part is, you don't even have to worry if it blatently contradicts something else written in the bible.

Any one for some neighbor's wife coveting or perhaps a little false witness bearing?

25th November 2003, 09:44 AM	#1
c4ts Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Your base Posts: 8,427	Baptists are being persecuted! Persecuted by the gays, the blacks, the othah Christians who ain't Christian, the athiest crowd, pop idols, movie stars, and the rest of the world! Racist biggots all ovah the world are bein' pussecuted! Kill them all! C-I-L-L kill them all, because that's what Gawd would do!
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25th November 2003, 02:57 PM	#2
Yahweh Ayay ashay ayay Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,029	Quote: Baptists are being persecuted! Say it isnt so!
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26th November 2003, 06:23 AM	#3
KillerBob Muse Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Near the Gulf of Yoo-Hoo Posts: 607	Re: Baptists are being persecuted! Quote: Originally posted by c4ts Persecuted by the gays, the blacks, the othah Christians who ain't Christian, the athiest crowd, pop idols, movie stars, and the rest of the world! Racist biggots all ovah the world are bein' pussecuted! Kill them all! C-I-L-L kill them all, because that's what Gawd would do! While we're at it, don't forget to C-I-L my landlord! (I think he's Baptist)
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26th November 2003, 07:07 AM	#5
jimmygun Graduate Poster Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,589	Upchurch...You are right, its in the bible, somewhere near the back I think.
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26th November 2003, 09:02 AM	#6
Candace Scholar Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 72	Somewhere near the back - on the blank pages, you can write anything you want. Even if you have to use crayon, Hey! It's in the bible!
Candace Scholar Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 72	__________________ "I never told my own religion nor scrutinized that of another. I never attempted to make a convert, nor wished to change another's creed. I am satisfied that yours must be an excellent religion to have produced a life of such exemplary virtue and correctness. For it is in our lives, not from our words, that our religion must be judged." ~~ Thomas Jefferson, letter to Mrs. H. Harrison Smith, 1816

26th November 2003, 06:32 AM	#4
Upchurch Papa Funkosophy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Funky Town (STL, MO) Posts: 23,480	What about the rights of the bigots to beat the living snot out of those that are different? It's a fundamental right of human existence as outlined in the ten commandments or ten ammendments or something. Oh, you know what I mean. I'm sure its there somewhere.

26th November 2003, 09:06 AM	#7
Upchurch Papa Funkosophy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Funky Town (STL, MO) Posts: 23,480	Quote: Originally posted by Candace Somewhere near the back - on the blank pages, you can write anything you want. And the wonderful part is, you don't even have to worry if it blatently contradicts something else written in the bible. Any one for some neighbor's wife coveting or perhaps a little false witness bearing?