May Stundie Nominations

Travis · 30th April 2009, 09:48 PM

Time to nominate the best of May folks.

1) Posts must be about Conspiracy Theories and not just nutty things in general.

2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake.

3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic.

4) Posts must be humorous and not just something you disagree with.

5) All nominated posts must have some sort of link or screenshot to prove the reality of the post and it's source.

6) Keep the introductions short and sweet as Stundies should not need too much background.

7) Nominated posts should be cut down to the nominated part which should be concise and stand on its own.

8) This is not the place for ad hominems so a post should be funny independent of knowing who it is that said it.

9) Pictures are not allowed on their own but descriptions of pictures, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed.

10) Videos are not allowed on their own but transcripts of videos, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed even if you personally did the transcribing.

Have fun folks.

Mel Odious · 30th April 2009, 10:23 PM

Looks like I'll be posting the first nominee of the month ...

Originally Posted by herushura

I believe the Y2K apocalype did in fact happen, and its was 911, in the y2k conspiracy its said computers would brake down and PLANES would FALL out th sky, in a simpson Halloween Episode (season 11) its show planes falling out the sky and hitting buildings.

now the hidden truth. There is no such thing as "YEAR 0" - So if you count
2000 years after Year 1, you would get to "2001" thus making 2001 the true millenium.

they picked sep 11 because its were the Sun is in the house of Virgo - same place jesus was exactly at 2000 years ago - bethleham/Virgo

Y = Letter shape of plane wing
2 = Two Towers
K = Kill

Brand new thread at the Stundie factory known as the David Icke Forums.

Horatius · 1st May 2009, 08:12 AM

Best First Nom Ever?

dudalb · 1st May 2009, 11:15 AM

I have to post the first of no doubt many nominations connected with Swine flu.

From a survivilist website

Quote:

http://www.survivalistboards.com/sho...t=54855&page=3

Quote:

This is probably the start of total american takeover and world war 3, when people start dying in mass the sheep are going to be told that anyone who doesn't take the vaccine is endangering everyone else they will be lining up for it and that's when the real pandemic killing will start, they will turn in family members and freinds and coworkers who aren't "being responsible", they will be happy to see the "non compliant" being rounded up off to "quarentine camps", once all the real americans are gone they can turn the country into anything they want do anything they want, within years america will be a foggy memory repaced by some form of dictatorship or another. My advise is learn anything and everything about wilderness survival peeps might only be days left, be prepaired to turn you back on everything and everyone and dissapear and survive in isolation for up to 10 years because that's what it might take to make it threw this war without losing your life and soul.

bickerer · 1st May 2009, 01:24 PM

I actually choked on my gum while reading "herushuras". The SIMPSONS!!!! They can't get better than that one

dudalb · 1st May 2009, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by bickerer

I actually choked on my gum while reading "herushuras". The SIMPSONS!!!! They can't get better than that one

I have noted a lot conspriacy kooks seem to get their ideas from the Movies, TV and Comic Books.

Mel Odious · 1st May 2009, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by dudalb

I have noted a lot conspriacy kooks seem to get their ideas from the Movies, TV and Comic Books.

I check out the DI Forums 9/11 subforum right after reading your comment and the first thread I read involves comic books. Weird.

Alareth · 1st May 2009, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by dudalb

I have to post the first of no doubt many nominations connected with Swine flu.

From a survivilist website

Lets hope he doesn't underestimate the value of bits of string.

Sword_Of_Truth · 3rd May 2009, 02:19 AM

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SatanicSheep · 3rd May 2009, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by dudalb

I have noted a lot conspriacy kooks seem to get their ideas from the Movies, TV and Comic Books.

It's frickin hilarious. Like Hollywood movies wouldn't be the first place NWO would employ their mind control techniques.

I knew a guy who wouldn't watch CNN because he believed that it was either brainwashing him or was going to trigger some "alter" implanted in him and he would go on a murderous rampage.

However he had an unquenchable thirst for movies and was quite good at decoding the messages in such NWO resistance pieces as "There Will be Blood" and "Speed Racer."

I guess the truthers are all gung ho about defeating the NWO when it comes to stuff they don't enjoy, but comics, video games and movies automatically become tools of the resistance.

Superheroes, Fantasy films, video games...can anyone see a personality profile of the true believers emerging?

Cl1mh4224rd · 3rd May 2009, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by SatanicSheep

Superheroes, Fantasy films, video games...can anyone see a personality profile of the true believers emerging?

Heeeyyy...

Redtail · 3rd May 2009, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Cl1mh4224rd

Heeeyyy...

SatanicSheep · 3rd May 2009, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by Cl1mh4224rd

Heeeyyy...

HAHA. No offense. I like a lot of that stuff too. I like reading about conspiracy theory also.

However I don't frequent my corner market in a Starfleet uniform. That's the difference between myself and true believers/grown in a lab super nerds.

Travis · 3rd May 2009, 10:57 PM

They don't grow super nerds in labs anymore. They have farms for that now.

tsig · 4th May 2009, 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by Mel Odious

Looks like I'll be posting the first nominee of the month ...

Brand new thread at the Stundie factory known as the David Icke

Forums.

You're putting up a pretty high bar.

Mr.D · 4th May 2009, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by metamars

I have speculated that the most plausible 911 nanothermite scenarios are the following, from most plausible, to least plausible:

1) incendiary, to make jet fuel turn into a fireball in about 1/3 second

Most. Plausible. Scenario.

Somewhere out there, Cobra Commander is thinking "See, my plan to etch my face on the moon isn't the craziest supervillain idea ever!"

R.Mackey · 4th May 2009, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by Mr.D

Somewhere out there, Cobra Commander is thinking "See, my plan to etch my face on the moon isn't the craziest supervillain idea ever!"

Close.

YouTube Video This video is not hosted by the JREF. The JREF can not be held responsible for the suitability or legality of this material. By clicking the link below you agree to view content from an external website.

I AGREE

Alareth · 5th May 2009, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by R.Mackey

Close.

YouTube Video This video is not hosted by the JREF. The JREF can not be held responsible for the suitability or legality of this material. By clicking the link below you agree to view content from an external website.

I AGREE

Before I even opened the video I said to myself, "Chairface Chippendale"

Redtail · 5th May 2009, 01:51 AM

Originally Posted by Alareth

Before I even opened the video I said to myself, "Chairface Chippendale"

CC pales next to the guy who screamed... "EAT THIS KITTEN!!!!!"

jaydeehess · 5th May 2009, 04:19 PM

Wow, , herushura and jammieg are hard acts to follow for pure paranoia.
Metamars is often good for a Stundie especially when he attempts anything in the least scientific and his latest is no exception.

However, please consider the following. This poster is discussing a past fav here, ChristopherA. Although he claims to NOT be defending Chris he goes on with the 8th and 9th posts from the top of this page
http://community.theblackvault.com/p...5&p=6531#p6531

Quote:

I have a question in regard to 9-11 nut jobs as noted by some of the more ( OVER ZEALOUS ) GATE KEEPERS OF THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT.

If this dude is truly nuts or Krazy~~why is it that a select few follow him where ever he goes trying their level best to discredit his claims? Now is there anyone here who knows specifically how this dawg and pony show came into being? I'll give a little hint. Someone has a bot program nailed to this guys a**. ..............
............And before anyone claims that they are doing it only because he's lying and that they don't want anyone to get sucked into his ridiculous theory~~save your breath because that's obvious bull****. No I'M NOT defending him only saying that he's obviously the object of someones desire, or the person so interested is being paid to do so~~~........
.............Something more going on than just keeping the good fight against another NUTBALL CONSPIRACY.
...........Simple questions for you "OFFICIAL THEORY NUTS'

What is the stuff ( white in color ) that you see in this photo. If I remember clearly it's not supposed to be there. Enlighten me with your spin of this one.
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o...5822a980b.jpg?

the picture shows box columns or beams with concrete attached to one of them.

but he's not defending the concrete core contention, oh no, no ,no.

jaydeehess · 5th May 2009, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by dudalb

I have to post the first of no doubt many nominations connected with Swine flu.

From a survivilist website........

Post number 45 in response to your nominee;

Quote:

World Bank is stepping up plans to go start requiring Nations to use its cashless system to stop the spread of swine flu.

The World Health Organization will give people shots and implant a device to prove that particular person has been vaccinated against swine flu.

Then the World Bank will activate the implanted device and you will not be able to buy, sell, earn a living without it.

The FEMA camps will be the staging point for vaccination of the masses.

Two peas in a pod implant they are.

In My Spare Time · 5th May 2009, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by jaydeehess

Two peas in a pod implant they are.

They seem like they get along. We should put them in the same ~~death~~fema camp.

Tandem Thinking · 5th May 2009, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by Travis

They don't grow super nerds in labs anymore. They have farms for that now.

Anyways, for the actual stundie, I present a conversation I had with someone on a youtube video taken of the Barringer Meteor Crater in Arizona.

YouTube Video This video is not hosted by the JREF. The JREF can not be held responsible for the suitability or legality of this material. By clicking the link below you agree to view content from an external website.

I AGREE

Originally Posted by misinformed individual (or so I thought)

It's not a meteor crator, it's a HIT crator that was formed by an explosion beneath the surface, because if it was a meteor travelling at the angle of impact, it would have caused more damage than just a pot hole in the desert, it would have been a lager area of surface damage, beside's leaving large deep rift's and crack's spreading our for hundred's of mile's in all direction's, including downward's, and in this case, not one crack, rift, or fissure is evident in anyone's research!.

Originally Posted by me

That's what scientists used to think, but coesite, stishovite, and a very dense form of silica was found in and around the crater. Those minerals are all formed when quartz is impacted suddenly and explosively (like in a nuclear explosion), so they can't be formed by an explosion beneath the surface.

Originally Posted by stunningly obtuse individual, but there's still hope

It would if the explosion broke the surface, which I see here was the real event, and that's the first testing of the man a H-Bomb I bet! Yopu also find the same formations of cyrstal's in the human pineal gland!
I believe it's the bubble effect in underground explosion's that change's the quartz.

Originally Posted by me

The first H-bomb test was performed tens of thousands of years ago?
Even if you were to reject any dating methods, you'd still have to prove how the Native Americans were able to create and test a nuclear weapon.

And since those minerals aren't formed in underground volcanic explosions, like I said before, it can only be a meteor impact.

Plus, scientists have found small pieces and huge blocks of the nickel-iron meteor that impacted.

Somehow, I doubt there is quartz in the human brain.

And now the piece de resistance, the cherry on the icecream, my stundie nomination:

Originally Posted by he's coo-coo for coco puffs

Yes, the Human pineal gland is made up of crytal's, and the British Freemason Establishment were caught out by the Public in 2002, stealing the decapitated head's off deceased suicide's from Corronor's lab's, because the pineal gland is worth anything from £2,000 to the Star of India in the Nazi Freemason Bright Jew-ellery market today, and a Rare Ruby/Blood filled pineal is worth the entire Earth itself; why do you think the U.S. starve's Africa of their Eco system!
"...how the Native Americans were able to create and test a nuclear weapon."

When they found out they couldn't get their hand's on a Pineal Diamond in a radioactive sack without getting Cancer: Jesus Christ/Christ Jesus; which on is Benign, and which Malignant, and if I tarry, what is that to thee?

Mel Odious · 5th May 2009, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by wilkspaul

Of course it was an inside job.

Anyone can see those buildings collapsed from the bottom, just like in a well executed controlled demolition.

Yikes.

Travis · 6th May 2009, 02:36 AM

Quote:

why do you think the U.S. starve's Africa of their Eco system!

Write your congressman and tell them to stop starving Africa of their Eco systems!

The bit about Jesus being some sort of benign tumor is just surreal.

Tandem Thinking · 6th May 2009, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by Travis

The bit about Jesus being some sort of benign tumor is just surreal.

That's what he was talking about?
That part was all static to me.

He's related some more of his wisdom to me since I posted (especially about the brain crystals) but none of it has been quite as hilarious as that first incomprehensible rant I nominated.

Rogue1stclass · 6th May 2009, 10:42 PM

Well, the pineal gland does start to calcify past puberty, but I think it would be more crumbly and chalky then you could really wear for jewlery.

But, without paranoid schitzophrenics, the internet would just be porn.

Lots and lots of porn.

Travis · 7th May 2009, 12:44 AM

Originally Posted by Tandem Thinking

That's what he was talking about?
That part was all static to me.

I minored in Insane.

TSR · 7th May 2009, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by Rogue1stclass

But, without paranoid schitzophrenics, the internet would just be porn.

Lots and lots of porn.

.
You say that as if was a *bad* thing?
.

Tandem Thinking · 7th May 2009, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by Rogue1stclass

Well, the pineal gland does start to calcify past puberty, but I think it would be more crumbly and chalky then you could really wear for jewlery.

But, without paranoid schitzophrenics, the internet would just be porn.

Lots and lots of porn.

Yeah, I googled pineal gland crystals to see whether he was making crap up or horribly distorting a scientific fact and found some information about calcite crystals in the inner ear and the pineal gland. Most of it was from wacko websites talking about people's third eyes, but a few appeared to be legitimate.

So, surprisingly, this guy indirectly taught me something I did not know before.

Maybe some sort of a compromise can be reached, like the CTers get 3 years of free porn if they promise to shut up.

1337m4n · 7th May 2009, 02:42 AM

http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php...9&postcount=48

Quote:

Every physicist, architect, fireman, engineer, pilot, and scientist knows 9/11 did not happen the way the government explained. They just don't have the guts to admit it.

Travis, end the contest. Now. There is no need to continue.

Travis · 7th May 2009, 06:26 AM

You have to marvel at how some people can be so certain about something they have no proof for.

Rogue1stclass · 7th May 2009, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by TSR

.
You say that as if was a *bad* thing?
.

We all love porn, but sometimes, you need to laugh at someone's insanity from a safe distance.

Which is actually why I think the internet was created. The porn is a side benefit.

R.Mackey · 7th May 2009, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by 1337m4n

http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php...9&postcount=48

Travis, end the contest. Now. There is no need to continue.

He's right on schedule.

Galileo · 7th May 2009, 12:24 PM

Stundie the dude that likes to post the knee-slapping dog every other thread!

Grizzly Bear · 7th May 2009, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by 1337m4n

http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php...9&postcount=48

Travis, end the contest. Now. There is no need to continue.

I guess that means I some kind of closet conspiracy supporter for 911truth no matter what my inclinations are...

dudalb · 7th May 2009, 03:45 PM

The UFO coverup believers prepare to let Obama fell their wrath:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=142051

jaydeehess · 7th May 2009, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by Galileo

Stundie the dude that likes to post the knee-slapping dog every other thread!

I haven't seen that. Could you provide the 'knee-slapping dog'
gif please.

Redtail · 7th May 2009, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by jaydeehess

I haven't seen that. Could you provide the 'knee-slapping dog'
gif please.

There's an "ass/elbow" type joke in there....

jaydeehess · 7th May 2009, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by Redtail

There's an "ass/elbow" type joke in there....

One would think that the reincarnation of one of the great observers in history would notice that what he is referring to does not match his description of it.

I am embarelbowed for him.

30th April 2009, 09:48 PM	#1
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 6,834	May Stundie Nominations Time to nominate the best of May folks. 1) Posts must be about Conspiracy Theories and not just nutty things in general. 2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake. 3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic. 4) Posts must be humorous and not just something you disagree with. 5) All nominated posts must have some sort of link or screenshot to prove the reality of the post and it's source. 6) Keep the introductions short and sweet as Stundies should not need too much background. 7) Nominated posts should be cut down to the nominated part which should be concise and stand on its own. 8) This is not the place for ad hominems so a post should be funny independent of knowing who it is that said it. 9) Pictures are not allowed on their own but descriptions of pictures, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed. 10) Videos are not allowed on their own but transcripts of videos, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed even if you personally did the transcribing. Have fun folks.
	__________________ "Because WE ARE IGNORANT OF 911 FACTS, WE DEMAND PROOF" -- Douglas Herman on Rense.com Nominate February Stundies. Vote in the January Stundie Finals!

30th April 2009, 10:23 PM	#2
Mel Odious NWO Public Relations Dept. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Behind the times and proud of it Posts: 288	Looks like I'll be posting the first nominee of the month ... Originally Posted by herushura I believe the Y2K apocalype did in fact happen, and its was 911, in the y2k conspiracy its said computers would brake down and PLANES would FALL out th sky, in a simpson Halloween Episode (season 11) its show planes falling out the sky and hitting buildings. now the hidden truth. There is no such thing as "YEAR 0" - So if you count 2000 years after Year 1, you would get to "2001" thus making 2001 the true millenium. they picked sep 11 because its were the Sun is in the house of Virgo - same place jesus was exactly at 2000 years ago - bethleham/Virgo Y = Letter shape of plane wing 2 = Two Towers K = Kill Brand new thread at the Stundie factory known as the David Icke Forums.
	__________________ "Fantasy-based people can invent new crap faster than fact-based people can debunk it." - BigAl GENERATION 7: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. Last edited by Mel Odious; 30th April 2009 at 10:24 PM. Reason: censored by NWO higher-ups

1st May 2009, 08:12 AM	#3
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada Posts: 12,283	Best First Nom Ever?
	__________________ ``Horatius,'' quoth the Consul,``As thou sayest, so let it be.'' And straight against that great array Forth went the dauntless Three. For Romans in Rome's quarrel Spared neither land nor gold, Nor son nor wife, nor limb nor life, In the brave days of old.(1) GENERATION 8: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

1st May 2009, 01:24 PM	#5
bickerer Critical Thinker Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 311	I actually choked on my gum while reading "herushuras". The SIMPSONS!!!! They can't get better than that one
bickerer Critical Thinker Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 311

1st May 2009, 09:03 PM	#7
Mel Odious NWO Public Relations Dept. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Behind the times and proud of it Posts: 288	Originally Posted by dudalb I have noted a lot conspriacy kooks seem to get their ideas from the Movies, TV and Comic Books. I check out the DI Forums 9/11 subforum right after reading your comment and the first thread I read involves comic books. Weird.
	__________________ "Fantasy-based people can invent new crap faster than fact-based people can debunk it." - BigAl GENERATION 7: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. Last edited by Mel Odious; 1st May 2009 at 09:05 PM. Reason: censored by NWO higher ups

1st May 2009, 11:15 AM	#4
dudalb Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 14,451	I have to post the first of no doubt many nominations connected with Swine flu. From a survivilist website Quote: http://www.survivalistboards.com/sho...t=54855&page=3 Quote: This is probably the start of total american takeover and world war 3, when people start dying in mass the sheep are going to be told that anyone who doesn't take the vaccine is endangering everyone else they will be lining up for it and that's when the real pandemic killing will start, they will turn in family members and freinds and coworkers who aren't "being responsible", they will be happy to see the "non compliant" being rounded up off to "quarentine camps", once all the real americans are gone they can turn the country into anything they want do anything they want, within years america will be a foggy memory repaced by some form of dictatorship or another. My advise is learn anything and everything about wilderness survival peeps might only be days left, be prepaired to turn you back on everything and everyone and dissapear and survive in isolation for up to 10 years because that's what it might take to make it threw this war without losing your life and soul.

1st May 2009, 01:34 PM	#6
dudalb Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 14,451	Originally Posted by bickerer I actually choked on my gum while reading "herushuras". The SIMPSONS!!!! They can't get better than that one I have noted a lot conspriacy kooks seem to get their ideas from the Movies, TV and Comic Books.

1st May 2009, 09:34 PM	#8
Alareth Sarcasm Distribution System Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Mississippi Posts: 4,047	Originally Posted by dudalb I have to post the first of no doubt many nominations connected with Swine flu. From a survivilist website Lets hope he doesn't underestimate the value of bits of string.
	__________________ Stellar Visions \| Stop Sylvia Browne \| Alareth Does Art! Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak "Hi mjd[1982]. Don't worry about breaking any news to us, you're really in very little danger of ever doing that." - Stellafane

3rd May 2009, 02:19 AM	#9
Sword_Of_Truth Illuminator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,959	Deleted.
	Last edited by Sword_Of_Truth; 3rd May 2009 at 02:28 AM. Reason: on second thought, it wasn't quite stundie worthy.

3rd May 2009, 10:07 PM	#10
SatanicSheep Scholar Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Korea Posts: 85	Originally Posted by dudalb I have noted a lot conspriacy kooks seem to get their ideas from the Movies, TV and Comic Books. It's frickin hilarious. Like Hollywood movies wouldn't be the first place NWO would employ their mind control techniques. I knew a guy who wouldn't watch CNN because he believed that it was either brainwashing him or was going to trigger some "alter" implanted in him and he would go on a murderous rampage. However he had an unquenchable thirst for movies and was quite good at decoding the messages in such NWO resistance pieces as "There Will be Blood" and "Speed Racer." I guess the truthers are all gung ho about defeating the NWO when it comes to stuff they don't enjoy, but comics, video games and movies automatically become tools of the resistance. Superheroes, Fantasy films, video games...can anyone see a personality profile of the true believers emerging?

3rd May 2009, 10:13 PM	#11
Cl1mh4224rd Illuminator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Belle Vernon, PA, USA Posts: 4,047	Originally Posted by SatanicSheep Superheroes, Fantasy films, video games...can anyone see a personality profile of the true believers emerging? Heeeyyy...

3rd May 2009, 10:17 PM	#12
Redtail Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,256	Originally Posted by Cl1mh4224rd Heeeyyy...
Redtail Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,256	__________________ Hail! to the victors valiant Hail! to the conqu'ring heroes Hail! Hail! to Old Reidsville,The champions of the West! GO REIDS_VILLE!!!

3rd May 2009, 10:48 PM	#13
SatanicSheep Scholar Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Korea Posts: 85	Originally Posted by Cl1mh4224rd Heeeyyy... HAHA. No offense. I like a lot of that stuff too. I like reading about conspiracy theory also. However I don't frequent my corner market in a Starfleet uniform. That's the difference between myself and true believers/grown in a lab super nerds.

3rd May 2009, 10:57 PM	#14
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 6,834	They don't grow super nerds in labs anymore. They have farms for that now.
	__________________ "Because WE ARE IGNORANT OF 911 FACTS, WE DEMAND PROOF" -- Douglas Herman on Rense.com Nominate February Stundies. Vote in the January Stundie Finals!

4th May 2009, 02:13 AM	#15
tsig a carbon based life-form Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 6,872	Originally Posted by Mel Odious Looks like I'll be posting the first nominee of the month ... Brand new thread at the Stundie factory known as the David Icke Forums. You're putting up a pretty high bar.

4th May 2009, 10:31 PM	#16
Mr.D Muse Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: NWO Paradise Posts: 647	Originally Posted by metamars I have speculated that the most plausible 911 nanothermite scenarios are the following, from most plausible, to least plausible: 1) incendiary, to make jet fuel turn into a fireball in about 1/3 second Most. Plausible. Scenario. Somewhere out there, Cobra Commander is thinking "See, my plan to etch my face on the moon isn't the craziest supervillain idea ever!"

5th May 2009, 01:51 AM	#19
Redtail Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,256	Originally Posted by Alareth Before I even opened the video I said to myself, "Chairface Chippendale" CC pales next to the guy who screamed... "EAT THIS KITTEN!!!!!"
Redtail Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,256	__________________ Hail! to the victors valiant Hail! to the conqu'ring heroes Hail! Hail! to Old Reidsville,The champions of the West! GO REIDS_VILLE!!!

5th May 2009, 04:19 PM	#20
jaydeehess Illuminator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: 40 miles from the border Posts: 4,961	Wow, , herushura and jammieg are hard acts to follow for pure paranoia. Metamars is often good for a Stundie especially when he attempts anything in the least scientific and his latest is no exception. However, please consider the following. This poster is discussing a past fav here, ChristopherA. Although he claims to NOT be defending Chris he goes on with the 8th and 9th posts from the top of this page http://community.theblackvault.com/p...5&p=6531#p6531 Quote: I have a question in regard to 9-11 nut jobs as noted by some of the more ( OVER ZEALOUS ) GATE KEEPERS OF THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT. If this dude is truly nuts or Krazy~~why is it that a select few follow him where ever he goes trying their level best to discredit his claims? Now is there anyone here who knows specifically how this dawg and pony show came into being? I'll give a little hint. Someone has a bot program nailed to this guys a. .............. ............And before anyone claims that they are doing it only because he's lying and that they don't want anyone to get sucked into his ridiculous theory~~save your breath because that's obvious bull**. No I'M NOT defending him only saying that he's obviously the object of someones desire, or the person so interested is being paid to do so~~~........ .............Something more going on than just keeping the good fight against another NUTBALL CONSPIRACY. ...........Simple questions for you "OFFICIAL THEORY NUTS' What is the stuff ( white in color ) that you see in this photo. If I remember clearly it's not supposed to be there. Enlighten me with your spin of this one. http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o...5822a980b.jpg? the picture shows box columns or beams with concrete attached to one of them. but he's not defending the concrete core contention, oh no, no ,no.
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5th May 2009, 04:37 PM	#21
jaydeehess Illuminator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: 40 miles from the border Posts: 4,961	Originally Posted by dudalb I have to post the first of no doubt many nominations connected with Swine flu. From a survivilist website........ Post number 45 in response to your nominee; Quote: World Bank is stepping up plans to go start requiring Nations to use its cashless system to stop the spread of swine flu. The World Health Organization will give people shots and implant a device to prove that particular person has been vaccinated against swine flu. Then the World Bank will activate the implanted device and you will not be able to buy, sell, earn a living without it. The FEMA camps will be the staging point for vaccination of the masses. Two peas in a pod implant they are.
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5th May 2009, 04:54 PM	#22
In My Spare Time Accountabilibuddy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,806	Originally Posted by jaydeehess Two peas in a pod implant they are. They seem like they get along. We should put them in the same ~~death~~fema camp.
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5th May 2009, 09:22 PM	#24
Mel Odious NWO Public Relations Dept. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Behind the times and proud of it Posts: 288	Originally Posted by wilkspaul Of course it was an inside job. Anyone can see those buildings collapsed from the bottom, just like in a well executed controlled demolition. Yikes.
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6th May 2009, 02:36 AM	#25
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 6,834	Quote: why do you think the U.S. starve's Africa of their Eco system! Write your congressman and tell them to stop starving Africa of their Eco systems! The bit about Jesus being some sort of benign tumor is just surreal.
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6th May 2009, 08:29 PM	#26
Tandem Thinking Thinker Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: North of the Great White North Posts: 242	Originally Posted by Travis The bit about Jesus being some sort of benign tumor is just surreal. That's what he was talking about? That part was all static to me. He's related some more of his wisdom to me since I posted (especially about the brain crystals) but none of it has been quite as hilarious as that first incomprehensible rant I nominated.
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6th May 2009, 10:42 PM	#27
Rogue1stclass Critical Thinker Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 464	Well, the pineal gland does start to calcify past puberty, but I think it would be more crumbly and chalky then you could really wear for jewlery. But, without paranoid schitzophrenics, the internet would just be porn. Lots and lots of porn.

7th May 2009, 12:44 AM	#28
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 6,834	Originally Posted by Tandem Thinking That's what he was talking about? That part was all static to me. I minored in Insane.
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7th May 2009, 12:58 AM	#29
TSR Critical Thinker Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 325	Originally Posted by Rogue1stclass But, without paranoid schitzophrenics, the internet would just be porn. Lots and lots of porn. . You say that as if was a bad thing? .
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7th May 2009, 01:18 AM	#30
Tandem Thinking Thinker Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: North of the Great White North Posts: 242	Originally Posted by Rogue1stclass Well, the pineal gland does start to calcify past puberty, but I think it would be more crumbly and chalky then you could really wear for jewlery. But, without paranoid schitzophrenics, the internet would just be porn. Lots and lots of porn. Yeah, I googled pineal gland crystals to see whether he was making crap up or horribly distorting a scientific fact and found some information about calcite crystals in the inner ear and the pineal gland. Most of it was from wacko websites talking about people's third eyes, but a few appeared to be legitimate. So, surprisingly, this guy indirectly taught me something I did not know before. Maybe some sort of a compromise can be reached, like the CTers get 3 years of free porn if they promise to shut up.
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7th May 2009, 02:42 AM	#31
1337m4n Alphanumeric Anonymous Stick Man Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,017	I win http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php...9&postcount=48 Quote: Every physicist, architect, fireman, engineer, pilot, and scientist knows 9/11 did not happen the way the government explained. They just don't have the guts to admit it. Travis, end the contest. Now. There is no need to continue.
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7th May 2009, 06:26 AM	#32
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 6,834	You have to marvel at how some people can be so certain about something they have no proof for.
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7th May 2009, 10:50 AM	#33
Rogue1stclass Critical Thinker Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 464	Originally Posted by TSR . You say that as if was a bad thing? . We all love porn, but sometimes, you need to laugh at someone's insanity from a safe distance. Which is actually why I think the internet was created. The porn is a side benefit.

7th May 2009, 11:03 AM	#34
R.Mackey Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The armpit of L.A. Posts: 5,906	Originally Posted by 1337m4n http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php...9&postcount=48 Travis, end the contest. Now. There is no need to continue. He's right on schedule.
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7th May 2009, 12:24 PM	#35
Galileo Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Middleton, WI Posts: 3,050	Stundie the dude that likes to post the knee-slapping dog every other thread!

7th May 2009, 01:12 PM	#36
Grizzly Bear このマスクによっ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,091	Originally Posted by 1337m4n http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php...9&postcount=48 Travis, end the contest. Now. There is no need to continue. I guess that means I some kind of closet conspiracy supporter for 911truth no matter what my inclinations are...
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7th May 2009, 03:45 PM	#37
dudalb Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 14,451	The UFO coverup believers prepare to let Obama fell their wrath: http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=142051

7th May 2009, 04:21 PM	#38
jaydeehess Illuminator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: 40 miles from the border Posts: 4,961	Originally Posted by Galileo Stundie the dude that likes to post the knee-slapping dog every other thread! I haven't seen that. Could you provide the 'knee-slapping dog' gif please.
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