WHO Declares Swine Flu Pandemic: CTs go Hysterical

LightinDarkness · 11th June 2009, 10:35 AM

Now that WHO has declared Swine Flu a "pandemic" the woos, as you would expect, are in full fledged "everyone run around in circles and scream" mode. I started a new thread instead of bumping the old one since I think this newest development will lend to a much more entertaining amount of CT panic.

There are seem to be two camps on this still though: one maintains this is a NWO plot to scare everyone to force people to take vaccines (because we all know vaccines kill you), and the other claims that its already killed more than the media lets on and its the next bubonic plague.

The fighting between these two groups is hilarious. Who will win - paranoia or hysteria? Stay tuned for more as the Conspiracy World Turns...

Ohnoes · 11th June 2009, 12:56 PM

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the other claims that its already killed more than the media lets on and its the next bubonic plague.

Yes, because no one would notice mass amounts of people dying around them.

BenBurch · 11th June 2009, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by Ohnoes

Yes, because no one would notice mass amounts of people dying around them.

When you never leave your Mom's basement...

philkensebben · 11th June 2009, 02:25 PM

How boring. Is any world event, both historically and contemporary, free of conspiracy idiocy??

Thunder · 11th June 2009, 02:40 PM

Funny...I could care less about the "Swine Flu". It seems to be the most pathetic Pandemic we have ever had.

Lame...lame...lame.

LightinDarkness · 11th June 2009, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by philkensebben

How boring. Is any world event, both historically and contemporary, free of conspiracy idiocy??

Yes - positive events don't generate conspiracies, they just get ignored by the CTs. Doom and gloom sells though. Any negative world event which furthers the idea that the apocalypse is near is embraced by the CTers, any positive event is ignored.

Example: Last year, September - December, the CTs were declaring that the end was nigh (literally) and people should be stocking up on food and fleeing for the hills. Now that the stock market has had a rally for 3 straight months, its completely ignored - and the ones that do notice it claim its all market manipulation. If the market goes down, its "for real" and a sign that the end is near, when it goes up its "manipulation" by the government to lure the sheeple back to sleep.

jhunter1163 · 11th June 2009, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by parky76

Funny...I could care less about the "Swine Flu". It seems to be the most pathetic Pandemic we have ever had.

Lame...lame...lame.

The pandemic will soon be canceled on account of lack of viruses.

Nosi · 15th June 2009, 01:55 AM

Would someone please tell me what "CT" stands for?

Thanks
Nosi

8den · 15th June 2009, 02:18 AM

Originally Posted by philkensebben

How boring. Is any world event, both historically and contemporary, free of conspiracy idiocy??

According to Alex Jones the last event that the NWO didn't coordinate was little Big Horn.*

*No seriously.**

** Yes seriously.

Horatius · 15th June 2009, 02:29 AM

Originally Posted by Nosi

Would someone please tell me what "CT" stands for?

Thanks
Nosi

Depending on context, either "Conspiracy Theory" or "Theorist".

11th June 2009, 10:35 AM	#1
LightinDarkness Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,551	WHO Declares Swine Flu Pandemic: CTs go Hysterical Now that WHO has declared Swine Flu a "pandemic" the woos, as you would expect, are in full fledged "everyone run around in circles and scream" mode. I started a new thread instead of bumping the old one since I think this newest development will lend to a much more entertaining amount of CT panic. There are seem to be two camps on this still though: one maintains this is a NWO plot to scare everyone to force people to take vaccines (because we all know vaccines kill you), and the other claims that its already killed more than the media lets on and its the next bubonic plague. The fighting between these two groups is hilarious. Who will win - paranoia or hysteria? Stay tuned for more as the Conspiracy World Turns...

11th June 2009, 12:56 PM	#2
Ohnoes Critical Thinker Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 274	Quote: the other claims that its already killed more than the media lets on and its the next bubonic plague. Yes, because no one would notice mass amounts of people dying around them.
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11th June 2009, 01:16 PM	#3
BenBurch Gatekeeper of The Left Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Universe 35.2 ms ahead of this one. Posts: 32,095	Originally Posted by Ohnoes Yes, because no one would notice mass amounts of people dying around them. When you never leave your Mom's basement...
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15th June 2009, 01:55 AM	#8
Nosi Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,730	Would someone please tell me what "CT" stands for? Thanks Nosi
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15th June 2009, 02:18 AM	#9
8den Graduate Poster Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,282	Originally Posted by philkensebben How boring. Is any world event, both historically and contemporary, free of conspiracy idiocy?? According to Alex Jones the last event that the NWO didn't coordinate was little Big Horn.* No seriously.* ** Yes seriously.
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11th June 2009, 02:25 PM	#4
philkensebben Graduate Poster Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,831	How boring. Is any world event, both historically and contemporary, free of conspiracy idiocy??

11th June 2009, 02:40 PM	#5
Thunder Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens Posts: 34,947	Funny...I could care less about the "Swine Flu". It seems to be the most pathetic Pandemic we have ever had. Lame...lame...lame.

11th June 2009, 03:38 PM	#6
LightinDarkness Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,551	Originally Posted by philkensebben How boring. Is any world event, both historically and contemporary, free of conspiracy idiocy?? Yes - positive events don't generate conspiracies, they just get ignored by the CTs. Doom and gloom sells though. Any negative world event which furthers the idea that the apocalypse is near is embraced by the CTers, any positive event is ignored. Example: Last year, September - December, the CTs were declaring that the end was nigh (literally) and people should be stocking up on food and fleeing for the hills. Now that the stock market has had a rally for 3 straight months, its completely ignored - and the ones that do notice it claim its all market manipulation. If the market goes down, its "for real" and a sign that the end is near, when it goes up its "manipulation" by the government to lure the sheeple back to sleep.

11th June 2009, 03:44 PM	#7
jhunter1163 Beer-Swilling Semiliterate Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Room 118, Bohemian Grove Marriott Posts: 15,564	Originally Posted by parky76 Funny...I could care less about the "Swine Flu". It seems to be the most pathetic Pandemic we have ever had. Lame...lame...lame. The pandemic will soon be canceled on account of lack of viruses.

15th June 2009, 02:29 AM	#10
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada Posts: 21,885	Originally Posted by Nosi Would someone please tell me what "CT" stands for? Thanks Nosi Depending on context, either "Conspiracy Theory" or "Theorist".
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