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Old 3rd December 2003, 09:01 PM   #1
Abdul Alhazred
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Really good gifts for a small child, if you hate their parents.

Old enough to walk, old enough to talk but only just.

Drums. Little kids love drums. I know I did.

If drums are too expensive, whistles and kazoos are good too.

Silly putty. Roll it into a ball and it bounces. Pull it hard and it breaks. Press it onto a funny and it will pick it up (impressions from newsprint). It stretches. It can be chewed. Kids love it!

It's impossible to get out of the rug!

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