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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Republicans introduce anti human/animal hybrid bill
Apparently, Senator Brownback watched too many sci-fi fantasies and decided to champion a bill that bans the creation of human-animal hybrids. 20 people signed and endorsed this bill, including McCain.
WTF? Are these people crazy?! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677#31914213 |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Nov 2006
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i would love to be half human..half wolf.
Manimal!!!!! |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Jun 2003
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What's your objection? That nobody would bother? That such things can't be done? Or that they should be allowed to be done?
If the first, well, OK, but whatever. Not really any worse than Congress declaring an official pickle week. There are far worse things Congress could be doing than wasting time. If the second, such things can be done. And have been done. I present to you: ![]() the geep (apparently shoat is already taken). While nothing involving humans has reached that stage, human-animal combos have also been made. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n..._chimeras.html If the third, well, I'm not really sure what can be said on the topic other than a lot of Americans would want such things made illegal. |
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Philosopher
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Spanaway WA
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Muse
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Aside from the assinine interpretation given by herr Olbermann which I guess should be expected, this bill could have serious impacts on a wide range of genetic and medical research and treatment. There is an extensive body of work being done with a variety of domestic livestock (pigs, cows and sheep predominantly) to produce a variety of organ and tissues which incorporate elements of human dna. Additionally, I'm not sure how specific this bill is worded but it could also eliminate much of the genetic surgery therapies that are currently in experimental trials, as the viral agents used to transport and insert the dna strands into the patient's cells (thinking about the genetic treatment for diabetes in particular) could be considered such a human hybrid lifeform.
Of course, I disagree with their issue, but I understand where they are coming from. The issue they aren't considering is that humans are animals, so a human-animal hybrid is redundantly-superfluous nonsense. The goal is to prey on the stupid with man mating and cross-breeding with other animals imagery, a goal that Keith couldn't help but perpetuate, then again he always was a much better sportscaster than political pundit (not that he was particularly good with sports). |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Portland, Oregon
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It's still silly, TS, as they are simply trying to stunt the medical sciences again with their idiotic ideologies.
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Philosopher
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Spanaway WA
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I recall reading somewhere that most of the existing human cell cultures were contaminated with mouse DNA. Wouldn't those have to be destroyed?
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Intellectual Gladiator
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In the midst of a vast, beautiful & uncaring universe
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Paging Dr. Moreau...
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Apparently, someone is attempting to make human-cow hybrid cells to further medical and scientific research.
http://www.lifenews.com/bio2890.html So, thus, again, the republicans are trying to stunt science. |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Jun 2003
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That can be said of any ethics laws or regulations which limit what scientists do. You will have a hard time convincing many people that such restrictions are categorically unacceptable. Differences about where exactly to draw the line are exactly that: the idea that we should be drawing ethical lines at all regarding acceptable and unacceptable research is a settled debate. You'll have to do better than this, thai.
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"There is certainly not one government in Europe but is now watching the war in this country, with the ardent prayer that the united States may be effectually split, crippled, and dismember'd by it... We are all too prone to wander from ourselves, to affect Europe, and watch her frowns and smiles. We need this hot lesson of general hatred, and henceforth must never forget it. Never again will we trust the moral sense nor abstract friendliness of a single government of the world." - Walt Whitman, 1864 |
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Why is this thread tagged with "BIGFOOT" Everyone knows that Bigfoot is either: 1. An Unclassified Hairy Biped, with Giant Torpedo Boobs sticking out of it's stomach, and a depressed startle reflex, or 2. A human in a suit.
Either way, it's not a human/animal hybrid. So why the tag? |
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Philosopher
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Santa Barbara, CA
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As happened with stem cell research, all this bill would do is drive the restriced research offshore.
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Salted Sith Cynic
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Muse
Join Date: Oct 2007
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And of course that is the real issue, how do you identify "human" DNA? AFAIK the only thing that makes any DNA unique is its complete composite structure, and even this is greatly similar among closely related species.
As I said before the goal of the legislation had nothing to do with any serious issue, it was more of a "gather the peasants and give them torches" move. And then we have blubbering fools like Olbermann confusing the issues and trying to use the same action to do the same thing with the villiage idiots on the opposite side of the fence. |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Olbermann is simply responding to the silly statements that the Republicans arguing for the bill are presenting. I'd hardly say he's being a village idiot on the other side of the fence. He's only pointing out that those people are idiots.
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Illuminator
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 3,728
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I can't see the problem they are trying to fix. One likely use would be to implant the genes of a person in need of a kidney transplant into a piglet. Raise the pig, transplant its' kidneys into the recipient.
I doubt if the pig will have dreamy blue eyes, and be found attractive to the Senators, but maybe that is what they are concerned about? |
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Philosopher
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 6,103
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They have a downer on mermaids?
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Acting like a maniac
Join Date: Mar 2007
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While I don't support this waste of time either, do you honestly think that a bill to keep from doing any kind of human/animal hybrid stuff is actually "stunting the medical sciences"? You said yourself that it's not something scientists are pushing towards. And is a respect for human life an "idiotic ideology"? (let me save you the cheapshot, respect for human life except for prisoners on death row, I know, I know). Why do I get the feeling you will insist on seeing this as a religious thing? Can not civlilized people, religious or not, agree that animal/human hybrids would be very bizzare freaks of nature and not something we should probably ever try to get mixed up in? The idea of such monsters with a human consciousness seems rather chilling to me. I'm not supporting the bill, just questioning your comments here. I think you are really reaching to turn this into a "religion trying to force thier values onto us" thing. Really reaching. Are you going to suggest it's a slipperly slope next? ETA: This kind of thing goes to what I talk about all the time, where I think that people (on both sides) have a tendancy to over-react and ramp up the rhetoric and demagoguery. I feel like your post was a bit of a rant driven by extreme dislike of Republicans. I hope you'll step back and think about it, and not react knee jerkishly or emotionally. |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Actually, it appears they are passing the bill because of research in the UK by a scientist who is trying to make human-cow hybrid stem cells for research. This appears to be a valid scientific endeavor.
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Philosopher
Join Date: May 2006
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Al Gore was right! The only thing we have to fear is manbearpig!
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Crone of War
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Real, functional human-animal hybrids would be really awesome! Imagine sentient birdmen, wolfmen, and so on. \m/
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Radical centrist
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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I totally agree with these Centaurs... er... Senators. (I was confused when I saw the horses, asses.)
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Illuminator
Join Date: Jun 2005
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You mean Senataurs? The IPU warned me to watch out for them.
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Skepticifimisticalationist
Join Date: Jun 2002
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If any of them stoop so low as to create catgirls, I will personally be pyrotechnicating the evil bastards.
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Crone of War
Join Date: Feb 2006
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^ Now see, THAT is a good argument against the principle. There is indeed room for abuse and ethical issues... the creation of catgirls being the most shining example. I'll join you in the pyrotechnication.
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Illuminator
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,235
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Does this mean skunkopotamus will be forbidden as well?
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Master Poster
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Muse
Join Date: May 2006
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I say let them waste time on this kinda legislation.
Less damage done with cap and trade,health care reform,and additional stimulus bills. |
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Illuminator
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Illuminator
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Can we still have cabbits?
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Master Poster
Join Date: Jun 2007
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I've know about chimera's for a long long time. It isn't a knee jerk reaction to say that there is legitimate science that will be null and voided based off of this moronic law.
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Illuminator
Join Date: Jul 2002
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I'd have to agree that creating mice with human brains is going way too far...
But I don't know if all human/animal hybrid genetic-research efforts should be banned though... INRM |
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It's amazing how many of these "paranormal" icons seem to merge together. There always seem to be theories about how they link together in some way. I'm sure someone has a very good explanation as to how Bigfoot killed JFK to help cover Roswell.-Mark Mekes This isn't rocket surgery.-Bill Nye |
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Misanthrope of the Mountains
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Frankly I'm wondering what is so bad about this. Are we afraid that a Humanzee will conquer us? Are we afraid a Hucow would be picked on and abused?
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Muse
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The USA
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I, for one, welcome our new Human/Animal hybrid overlords.
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