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Muse
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Piedmont NC
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If you could travel into the past what would you do?
Just pondering I guess. Hey! Stop John Wilkes Boothe, long live the Union! Kill the guy who invented the wheel, that would slow things down. Would time stop if you went back and saved the life who in the future killed your parent? Is there a study or theory of what could happen if time travel was possible? What if...hey, what if it was actually going on right now and we are the current up to date result. Wouldn't there have to be somebody ignorant of the possibility in order for it to be.... I forget.
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,008
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You wouldn't be able to travel before the creation of the time machine, so its pointless. This is because of the chronological principle created by Dr Hawking.
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Queens
Posts: 34,947
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if I could travel to the past....there is one and only one thing I would do. I would kill Hitler at birth.
or Jesus. =) |
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Muse
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Piedmont NC
Posts: 605
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Critical Thinker
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 382
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I would relive my love life.
Imagine if I had known then what I know now! I would have had a very good time. By the way. I don't believe in time travel. The past is the past and that's gone. We will not see the future until it arrives. That leaves the present and that is all there is. However, time travel is still fun to speculate about. Bob Guercio |
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,008
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If the time machine existed from the beginning [ of time ] i presume, then who would have been present to create it?
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 15,305
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Were there a time machine available to you, and you did anything that changed the past, might that alter the availability of the time machine to you now?
As you don't have a time machine available, you haven't traveled to the past. It's a conundrum worse than the worst circular logic imaginable! |
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Illuminator
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 4,444
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Just walk away is my advice. I thought it would be fun, and now I'm stuck here, and good luck getting parts.
I wish I'd traveled into the future instead. Live and learn... |
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Critical Thinker
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 380
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Step on a butterfly, then come home. Just to see.
Or, inspired by Bob Guercio, maybe it's more about what I wouldn't do, given the chance to (not) do it again. |
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post-pre-born
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Santa Barbara, CA
Posts: 16,367
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I'd go back to just before clicking on this thread and move on to the next one.
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Atheist Tergiversator
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 2,848
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What would I do? Probably Marilyn Monroe.
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Philadelphia, PA...USA
Posts: 14,482
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If man came from dust, why is there still dust? |
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Hipster alien
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: not measurable
Posts: 16,827
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Is the JREF message board training wheels for people who hope to one day troll other message boards? It is not that hard to get us to believe you. We are not the major leagues or even the minor leagues. We are Pee-Wee baseball. If you love striking out 10-year-olds, then you'll love trolling our board. |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Philadelphia, PA...USA
Posts: 14,482
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I think he is referring to one popular idea physicists have proposed to travel into the past:
Step 1: Make a wormhole. Step 2: Take one of the openings and accelerate it to near the speed of light. Relativity says you and the opening will travel into the future. Step 3: Jump into that opening. Step 4: Come out the other end of the wormhole, which has remained in the past. As you can see, this method is limited because the time traveler could not go back to a time before the creation of the wormhole. |
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If man came from dust, why is there still dust? |
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Master Poster
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Estevan (wear da fox hat)
Posts: 2,751
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I would punch Oliver Cromwell in the throat and fart in his face. I just hate him so much!
Then I'd start wagering on everything. |
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Trigger Happy Pacifist,
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 1,877
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I always wondered if those WWJD bracelets worked, so I bought one. Well later, I was on a plane and this little kid was kicking my seat repeatedly, while his sister sang along with her walkman and their mother just sat there. I almost turned around and went off, and then I caught sight of my bracelet. What would Jesus do? So I lit them on fire and sent them all to Hell. --Daniel Tosh |
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Right about... here.
Posts: 1,553
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"So, they laugh at my boner, will they? I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!" -- The Joker, Batman #66 |
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Official Nemesis
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Trying to decide whether to set defenses against an army, or against mole rats.
Posts: 27,272
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See what dinosaur tastes like.
Yeah, I know. Chicken. |
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Yvette: "Blasty! Blasty! Blasty!" Some person: "Why did you shoot that?" Yvette: "Blasty! Blasty! Blasty!" - Tragic Monkey |
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Critical Thinker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Peeltown Texas
Posts: 296
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This time I would cheat on that important exam.
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"(The fight in hot blood) appertains to all ages, and will no doubt endure until at least man has been civilized out of all manhood. Ted Huber |
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Muse
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Auckland NZ
Posts: 861
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I'd go back a day and win lotto. Boring I know - sorry, but there you are...
Or if you want the eXtreme version: Try and prevent the dark ages... (and while I'm there I'll set up a small term deposit or buy a plot of land )
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Master Poster
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 2,285
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ancillary character
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Miami, Florida
Posts: 1,476
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I'd go back to about AD 30 and teach the Pharisees that it's better for the future of mankind to tar and feather a troublemaker instead of killing him.
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Trigger Happy Pacifist,
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 1,877
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I always wondered if those WWJD bracelets worked, so I bought one. Well later, I was on a plane and this little kid was kicking my seat repeatedly, while his sister sang along with her walkman and their mother just sat there. I almost turned around and went off, and then I caught sight of my bracelet. What would Jesus do? So I lit them on fire and sent them all to Hell. --Daniel Tosh |
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Illuminator
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 4,444
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Back in college, I wrote a story about Jesus starting his ministry circa 1940.
He was a plumber. People wore shower nozzles. |
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Trigger Happy Pacifist,
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 1,877
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I always wondered if those WWJD bracelets worked, so I bought one. Well later, I was on a plane and this little kid was kicking my seat repeatedly, while his sister sang along with her walkman and their mother just sat there. I almost turned around and went off, and then I caught sight of my bracelet. What would Jesus do? So I lit them on fire and sent them all to Hell. --Daniel Tosh |
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Critical Thinker
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Far North Glendale
Posts: 463
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That's an easy one. I want to visit Southern California during the maximum glaciation period of the Late Pleistocene - say, about 18,000 years ago.
Giant ground sloths, mammoths and mastodons, saber-toothed cats, dire wolves, bison, camels, llamas, horses, lions and tigers and tapirs and bears, oh my... |
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I may be going to hell in a bucket But at least I'm enjoying the ride. -- John Perry Barlow |
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Scholar
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 58
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Turing Complete
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern arctic tundra, second igloo on the left
Posts: 673
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"C code. C code run. Run code, run ... Please?" Most Christians treat the Bible like a software license. They don’t actually read it, they just scroll to the bottom and click, ” I agree.” |
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Heretic Pharaoh
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Pi-Broadford, Australia
Posts: 24,682
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Nefertiti
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Scholar
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 111
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Have you considered that John Wilkes Boothe and Lee Harvey Oswald may be time travelers themselves? They could be the greatest reviled heroes the United States will never know.
I was going to go back to build a huge cache of valuable key Golden Age comic books, stored in an environment that would help preserve their condition, but I think Chuck Rozanski beat me to that idea. |
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atheist godfather
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The naughty step
Posts: 1,486
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Quote:
So, chuck4842, when do you leave?
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Mathew 13:13 Therefore I speak to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand. |
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Illuminator
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: St. Paul, MN
Posts: 3,063
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If we're not worried about paradoxes, I would find my teenage self and give him some of the wisdom I've learned about enjoying life. And a heads up on upcoming events, of course. For wagering.
I think I would tell him to become a brewmaster. |
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The rule is perfect; in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain |
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Philosopher
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The great American southeast
Posts: 7,198
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If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then if you fail to succeed to Hell with that. Try something else. |
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Trainee Pirate
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: An Uaimh
Posts: 1,564
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I'm surprised no-one else has posted this one but I'd do my Granny, fathering my own father and destroying causality.
It also means that later I'd go into the future and have a robot as my best friend. Double win! |
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Smelling fishy
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Home is wherever I'm with you
Posts: 26,476
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Score some VW parts.
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Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow. "...untrustworthy obnoxious twerp." - CFLarsen |
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Thinker
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 222
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follow my fathers family back far enough to find out just who the heck my great grand fathers father actually was,
great great granny was a bit of a ho![]() as a genealogist my greatest desire is a time machine not so I could change anything, I just want to be able to observe and KNOW for sure
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"History does not record anywhere or at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it." "Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proven innocent." Lazarus Long |
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ancillary character
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Miami, Florida
Posts: 1,476
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Reading through these posts, I'm seeing a lot of ideas that I recognize from already existing science fiction movies and short stories, for example:
That was the theme of Back to the Future Part II. Have you guys spotted any more? |
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...but not JUST a LibraryLady
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Building a house in the common ground
Posts: 13,079
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In Peggy Sue Got Married, she "invents" pantyhose when she goes back in time.
I'd go from time to time undoing the stupid things I've said and done. And I'd have a lot more fun. |
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What would Hüsker Dü? I am still not a political person, but I am proud that Richard’s and my name is on a court case that can help reinforce the love, the commitment, the fairness, and the family that so many people, black or white, young or old, gay or straight, seek in life. I support the freedom to marry for all. That’s what Loving, and loving, are all about. Mildred Loving |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 15,305
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The problem with fixing a situation in the past, which would alter the direction your life took, would place that life outside your knowledge from then on.
Doing A to alter a condition might cause the "fixed you" to do a B which was worse. And all of that would be outside your time line now. |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Mountain View, CA
Posts: 11,021
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Buy 100 BRK-A shares.
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May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves. - John Muir |
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