If you could travel into the past what would you do?

chuck4842 · 6th August 2009, 06:52 PM

Just pondering I guess. Hey! Stop John Wilkes Boothe, long live the Union! Kill the guy who invented the wheel, that would slow things down. Would time stop if you went back and saved the life who in the future killed your parent? Is there a study or theory of what could happen if time travel was possible? What if...hey, what if it was actually going on right now and we are the current up to date result. Wouldn't there have to be somebody ignorant of the possibility in order for it to be.... I forget.

Singularitarian · 6th August 2009, 06:56 PM

You wouldn't be able to travel before the creation of the time machine, so its pointless. This is because of the chronological principle created by Dr Hawking.

parky76 · 6th August 2009, 06:57 PM

if I could travel to the past....there is one and only one thing I would do. I would kill Hitler at birth.

or Jesus.

=)

chuck4842 · 6th August 2009, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by Singularitarian

You wouldn't be able to travel before the creation of the time machine, so its pointless. This is because of the chronological principle created by Dr Hawking.

I don't quite understand, what if the time machine was there at the beginning.

BobG · 6th August 2009, 07:09 PM

I would relive my love life.

Imagine if I had known then what I know now! I would have had a very good time.

By the way. I don't believe in time travel. The past is the past and that's gone. We will not see the future until it arrives. That leaves the present and that is all there is.

However, time travel is still fun to speculate about.

Bob Guercio

Singularitarian · 6th August 2009, 07:11 PM

If the time machine existed from the beginning [ of time ] i presume, then who would have been present to create it?

I Ratant · 6th August 2009, 07:15 PM

Were there a time machine available to you, and you did anything that changed the past, might that alter the availability of the time machine to you now?
As you don't have a time machine available, you haven't traveled to the past.
It's a conundrum worse than the worst circular logic imaginable!

bokonon · 6th August 2009, 07:35 PM

Just walk away is my advice. I thought it would be fun, and now I'm stuck here, and good luck getting parts.

I wish I'd traveled into the future instead. Live and learn...

ejk · 6th August 2009, 08:04 PM

Step on a butterfly, then come home. Just to see.

Or, inspired by Bob Guercio, maybe it's more about what I wouldn't do, given the chance to (not) do it again.

SezMe · 6th August 2009, 08:07 PM

I'd go back to just before clicking on this thread and move on to the next one.

EventHorizon · 6th August 2009, 08:10 PM

What would I do? Probably Marilyn Monroe.

KingMerv00 · 6th August 2009, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by Singularitarian

You wouldn't be able to travel before the creation of the time machine, so its pointless. This is because of the chronological principle created by Dr Hawking.

Originally Posted by Singularitarian

If the time machine existed from the beginning [ of time ] i presume, then who would have been present to create it?

Dude, it is just a hypothetical question.

Ladewig · 6th August 2009, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by ejk

Step on a butterfly, then come home. Just to see.

Or, inspired by Bob Guercio, maybe it's more about what I wouldn't do, given the chance to (not) do it again.

I cannot imagine a more appropriate answer to this particular question. Well played.

KingMerv00 · 6th August 2009, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by chuck4842

I don't quite understand...

I think he is referring to one popular idea physicists have proposed to travel into the past:

Step 1: Make a wormhole.

Step 2: Take one of the openings and accelerate it to near the speed of light. Relativity says you and the opening will travel into the future.

Step 3: Jump into that opening.

Step 4: Come out the other end of the wormhole, which has remained in the past.

As you can see, this method is limited because the time traveler could not go back to a time before the creation of the wormhole.

Sir Robin Goodfellow · 6th August 2009, 08:32 PM

I would punch Oliver Cromwell in the throat and fart in his face. I just hate him so much!

Then I'd start wagering on everything.

MikeSun5 · 6th August 2009, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by parky76

if I could travel to the past....there is one and only one thing I would do. I would kill Hitler at birth.

Saw that once on the Twilight Zone. It won't work.

Sorry.

Anyway, I'd go back to just before the Beatles and Jimi Hendrix came out and claim I wrote all those songs.

patchbunny · 6th August 2009, 08:33 PM

Kill George Lucas with a shovel.

Hokulele · 6th August 2009, 08:55 PM

See what dinosaur tastes like.

Yeah, I know. Chicken.

rharbers · 6th August 2009, 08:59 PM

This time I would cheat on that important exam.

vIQleS · 6th August 2009, 09:00 PM

I'd go back a day and win lotto. Boring I know - sorry, but there you are...

Or if you want the eXtreme version: Try and prevent the dark ages... (and while I'm there I'll set up a small term deposit or buy a plot of land

)

Simon39759 · 6th August 2009, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

See what dinosaur tastes like.

Yeah, I know. Chicken.

Dinosaur's meat does indeed taste a bit like chicken, except incredibly more delicious.

I would probably find myself a nice tribe of neolythic farmers and speed the emergence of civilization a bit, try to shorten all these millennia of pointless slaughtering.

Towlie · 6th August 2009, 09:25 PM

I'd go back to about AD 30 and teach the Pharisees that it's better for the future of mankind to tar and feather a troublemaker instead of killing him.

MikeSun5 · 6th August 2009, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by Towlie

I'd go back to about AD 30 and teach the Pharisees that it's better for the future of mankind to tar and feather a troublemaker instead of killing him.

Then people would be wearing little tar-and-feather necklaces instead of crosses.

I think it was Lenny Bruce who I stole that joke from... he said if Jesus was killed in recent times, people would be getting jewelry and tattoos that depict a dude in an electric chair.

bokonon · 6th August 2009, 09:41 PM

Back in college, I wrote a story about Jesus starting his ministry circa 1940.

He was a plumber.

People wore shower nozzles.

MikeSun5 · 6th August 2009, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by bokonon

Back in college, I wrote a story about Jesus starting his ministry circa 1940.

He was a plumber.

People wore shower nozzles.

lol. <Insert walk on water/parting the sea/pipe organ joke here>

billw · 6th August 2009, 10:59 PM

That's an easy one. I want to visit Southern California during the maximum glaciation period of the Late Pleistocene - say, about 18,000 years ago.

Giant ground sloths, mammoths and mastodons, saber-toothed cats, dire wolves, bison, camels, llamas, horses, lions and tigers and tapirs and bears, oh my...

Dutchman · 7th August 2009, 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by parky76

if I could travel to the past....there is one and only one thing I would do. I would kill Hitler at birth.

Going back in time to kill an innocent baby.... you evil monster you!

asmodean · 7th August 2009, 03:39 AM

Originally Posted by parky76

if I could travel to the past....there is one and only one thing I would do. I would kill Hitler at birth.

be careful:
http://www.viruscomix.com/page382.html

Akhenaten · 7th August 2009, 04:02 AM

Nefertiti

kimota · 7th August 2009, 05:46 AM

Originally Posted by chuck4842

Just pondering I guess. Hey! Stop John Wilkes Boothe, long live the Union!

Have you considered that John Wilkes Boothe and Lee Harvey Oswald may be time travelers themselves? They could be the greatest reviled heroes the United States will never know.

I was going to go back to build a huge cache of valuable key Golden Age comic books, stored in an environment that would help preserve their condition, but I think Chuck Rozanski beat me to that idea.

catbasket · 7th August 2009, 07:25 AM

Quote:

If you could travel into the past what would you do?

Hmm, difficult. I guess the best thing to do would be to ask for suggestions, maybe on an internet forum.

So, chuck4842, when do you leave?

Michael Redman · 7th August 2009, 07:38 AM

If we're not worried about paradoxes, I would find my teenage self and give him some of the wisdom I've learned about enjoying life. And a heads up on upcoming events, of course. For wagering.

I think I would tell him to become a brewmaster.

Cainkane1 · 7th August 2009, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by chuck4842

Just pondering I guess. Hey! Stop John Wilkes Boothe, long live the Union! Kill the guy who invented the wheel, that would slow things down. Would time stop if you went back and saved the life who in the future killed your parent? Is there a study or theory of what could happen if time travel was possible? What if...hey, what if it was actually going on right now and we are the current up to date result. Wouldn't there have to be somebody ignorant of the possibility in order for it to be.... I forget.

I'd convert Jack Chick to atheism.

Guybrush Threepwood · 7th August 2009, 07:59 AM

I'm surprised no-one else has posted this one but I'd do my Granny, fathering my own father and destroying causality.

It also means that later I'd go into the future and have a robot as my best friend. Double win!

Piscivore · 7th August 2009, 08:09 AM

Score some VW parts.

gypsey · 7th August 2009, 08:56 AM

follow my fathers family back far enough to find out just who the heck my great grand fathers father actually was,

great great granny was a bit of a ho

as a genealogist my greatest desire is a time machine not so I could change anything, I just want to be able to observe and KNOW for sure

Towlie · 7th August 2009, 09:04 AM

Reading through these posts, I'm seeing a lot of ideas that I recognize from already existing science fiction movies and short stories, for example:

Originally Posted by Michael Redman

If we're not worried about paradoxes, I would find my teenage self and give him ... a heads up on upcoming events, of course. For wagering.

That was the theme of Back to the Future Part II.

Have you guys spotted any more?

LibraryLady · 7th August 2009, 09:17 AM

In Peggy Sue Got Married, she "invents" pantyhose when she goes back in time.

I'd go from time to time undoing the stupid things I've said and done. And I'd have a lot more fun.

I Ratant · 7th August 2009, 10:26 AM

The problem with fixing a situation in the past, which would alter the direction your life took, would place that life outside your knowledge from then on.
Doing A to alter a condition might cause the "fixed you" to do a B which was worse.
And all of that would be outside your time line now.

roger · 7th August 2009, 10:33 AM

Buy 100 BRK-A shares.

6th August 2009, 06:52 PM	#1
chuck4842 Critical Thinker Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Piedmont NC Posts: 265	If you could travel into the past what would you do? Just pondering I guess. Hey! Stop John Wilkes Boothe, long live the Union! Kill the guy who invented the wheel, that would slow things down. Would time stop if you went back and saved the life who in the future killed your parent? Is there a study or theory of what could happen if time travel was possible? What if...hey, what if it was actually going on right now and we are the current up to date result. Wouldn't there have to be somebody ignorant of the possibility in order for it to be.... I forget.
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Singularitarian Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,008	You wouldn't be able to travel before the creation of the time machine, so its pointless. This is because of the chronological principle created by Dr Hawking.
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parky76 Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 15,490	if I could travel to the past....there is one and only one thing I would do. I would kill Hitler at birth. or Jesus. =)
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chuck4842 Critical Thinker Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Piedmont NC Posts: 265	Originally Posted by Singularitarian You wouldn't be able to travel before the creation of the time machine, so its pointless. This is because of the chronological principle created by Dr Hawking. I don't quite understand, what if the time machine was there at the beginning.
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BobG Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 382	I would relive my love life. Imagine if I had known then what I know now! I would have had a very good time. By the way. I don't believe in time travel. The past is the past and that's gone. We will not see the future until it arrives. That leaves the present and that is all there is. However, time travel is still fun to speculate about. Bob Guercio
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Singularitarian Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,008	If the time machine existed from the beginning [ of time ] i presume, then who would have been present to create it?
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I Ratant Illuminator Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,588	Were there a time machine available to you, and you did anything that changed the past, might that alter the availability of the time machine to you now? As you don't have a time machine available, you haven't traveled to the past. It's a conundrum worse than the worst circular logic imaginable!
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6th August 2009, 07:35 PM	#8
bokonon Illuminator Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,224	Just walk away is my advice. I thought it would be fun, and now I'm stuck here, and good luck getting parts. I wish I'd traveled into the future instead. Live and learn...
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ejk Critical Thinker Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 293	Step on a butterfly, then come home. Just to see. Or, inspired by Bob Guercio, maybe it's more about what I wouldn't do, given the chance to (not) do it again.

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SezMe Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 9,129	I'd go back to just before clicking on this thread and move on to the next one.

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KingMerv00 Philosopher Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Philadelphia, PA...USA Posts: 8,782	Originally Posted by Singularitarian You wouldn't be able to travel before the creation of the time machine, so its pointless. This is because of the chronological principle created by Dr Hawking. Originally Posted by Singularitarian If the time machine existed from the beginning [ of time ] i presume, then who would have been present to create it? Dude, it is just a hypothetical question.
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Ladewig Philosopher Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Gulf Coast Posts: 8,958	Originally Posted by ejk Step on a butterfly, then come home. Just to see. Or, inspired by Bob Guercio, maybe it's more about what I wouldn't do, given the chance to (not) do it again. I cannot imagine a more appropriate answer to this particular question. Well played.
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KingMerv00 Philosopher Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Philadelphia, PA...USA Posts: 8,782	Originally Posted by chuck4842 I don't quite understand... I think he is referring to one popular idea physicists have proposed to travel into the past: Step 1: Make a wormhole. Step 2: Take one of the openings and accelerate it to near the speed of light. Relativity says you and the opening will travel into the future. Step 3: Jump into that opening. Step 4: Come out the other end of the wormhole, which has remained in the past. As you can see, this method is limited because the time traveler could not go back to a time before the creation of the wormhole.
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6th August 2009, 08:32 PM	#16
MikeSun5 Trigger Happy Pacifist, Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 926	Originally Posted by parky76 if I could travel to the past....there is one and only one thing I would do. I would kill Hitler at birth. Saw that once on the Twilight Zone. It won't work. The mom names her second son Adolf as well. Sorry. Anyway, I'd go back to just before the Beatles and Jimi Hendrix came out and claim I wrote all those songs.
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Simon39759 Graduate Poster Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,064	Originally Posted by Hokulele See what dinosaur tastes like. Yeah, I know. Chicken. Dinosaur's meat does indeed taste a bit like chicken, except incredibly more delicious. I would probably find myself a nice tribe of neolythic farmers and speed the emergence of civilization a bit, try to shorten all these millennia of pointless slaughtering.

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Towlie Muse Join Date: May 2009 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 746	I'd go back to about AD 30 and teach the Pharisees that it's better for the future of mankind to tar and feather a troublemaker instead of killing him.

6th August 2009, 09:37 PM	#23
MikeSun5 Trigger Happy Pacifist, Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 926	Originally Posted by Towlie I'd go back to about AD 30 and teach the Pharisees that it's better for the future of mankind to tar and feather a troublemaker instead of killing him. Then people would be wearing little tar-and-feather necklaces instead of crosses. I think it was Lenny Bruce who I stole that joke from... he said if Jesus was killed in recent times, people would be getting jewelry and tattoos that depict a dude in an electric chair.
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6th August 2009, 09:41 PM	#24
bokonon Illuminator Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,224	Back in college, I wrote a story about Jesus starting his ministry circa 1940. He was a plumber. People wore shower nozzles.
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6th August 2009, 10:15 PM	#25
MikeSun5 Trigger Happy Pacifist, Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 926	Originally Posted by bokonon Back in college, I wrote a story about Jesus starting his ministry circa 1940. He was a plumber. People wore shower nozzles. lol. <Insert walk on water/parting the sea/pipe organ joke here>
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7th August 2009, 12:51 AM	#27
Dutchman Student Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 46	Originally Posted by parky76 if I could travel to the past....there is one and only one thing I would do. I would kill Hitler at birth. Going back in time to kill an innocent baby.... you evil monster you!
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7th August 2009, 05:46 AM	#30
kimota Scholar Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 110	Originally Posted by chuck4842 Just pondering I guess. Hey! Stop John Wilkes Boothe, long live the Union! Have you considered that John Wilkes Boothe and Lee Harvey Oswald may be time travelers themselves? They could be the greatest reviled heroes the United States will never know. I was going to go back to build a huge cache of valuable key Golden Age comic books, stored in an environment that would help preserve their condition, but I think Chuck Rozanski beat me to that idea.
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7th August 2009, 07:25 AM	#31
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7th August 2009, 07:38 AM	#32
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Cainkane1 Master Poster Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The great American southeast Posts: 2,565	Originally Posted by chuck4842 Just pondering I guess. Hey! Stop John Wilkes Boothe, long live the Union! Kill the guy who invented the wheel, that would slow things down. Would time stop if you went back and saved the life who in the future killed your parent? Is there a study or theory of what could happen if time travel was possible? What if...hey, what if it was actually going on right now and we are the current up to date result. Wouldn't there have to be somebody ignorant of the possibility in order for it to be.... I forget. I'd convert Jack Chick to atheism.
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7th August 2009, 07:59 AM	#34
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7th August 2009, 08:09 AM	#35
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