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10th August 2009, 10:07 AM
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Virgin Mary Appears!
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10th August 2009, 10:09 AM
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That's so... uh... what's the word I want, it's sort of a grossed-out approval, signalling "funny" and "disgust" at once...
That's hilaribarf! |
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10th August 2009, 10:27 AM
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That girl is everywhere!
I wish she'd appear with Elvis somewhere. That's the sign I'm holding out for. |
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10th August 2009, 10:27 AM
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Still waiting for the first joke to appear regarding the second coming of christ...
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Trust me, I know what I'm doing. - Sledgehammer I cheered when then the WTC came down. - UndercoverElephant (a.k.a. JustGeoff) I cheer Bin Laden... - JustGeoff (a.k.a. UndercoverElephant) Bin Laden delivered justice - JustGeoff (a.k.a. UndercoverElephant) Men shop for lingerie the way kids shop for breakfast cereal... they will buy something they know nothing about, just to get the prize inside. - Jeff Foxworthy |
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10th August 2009, 02:35 PM
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Papal secretary: "Your Holiness, I have good news and bad news".
Pope: "What's the good news?" Papal secretary: "Jesus has returned to Earth and is on the phone". Pope: "Praise God! What's the bad news?" Papal secretary: "He's calling from Salt Lake City." 
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10th August 2009, 02:38 PM
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How's this for a variation on that theme:
Papal secretary: "Your Holiness, I have good news and bad news". Pope: "What's the good news?" Papal secretary: "Jesus has returned to Earth and is on the phone". Pope: "Praise God! What's the bad news?" Papal secretary: "He's calling from Salt Lake City." Pope: "Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our d-- Wait, scratch that!" *sings* I'm gettin' married in the morning .... |
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10th August 2009, 04:01 PM
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Doesn't that picture imply that Mary was, in fact, NOT a virgin?
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10th August 2009, 04:24 PM
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LOL
but there is a little error in the thread title, its "Virgin" Mary appears!
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10th August 2009, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Starthinker
cant belive Joseph buyed her story. |
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AGW is a fact, including the A, face it |
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10th August 2009, 04:33 PM
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I'm wondering how he noticed that the condom looked like virgin mary while upside down. You think he took a picture of the used condom and got lucky?
Perhaps he was walking to throw it away (in the classroom garbage can? lol) and decided to tilt his head upside down and take a gander, just in case. |
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10th August 2009, 05:53 PM
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OMG!! The very image will set Rudy Giuliani off in a paroxysm of art museum de-funding!
God, I hope he runs for prez again. |
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