The Dark Lord has risen and is living in Number 10!

Undesired Walrus · 13th August 2009, 09:50 AM

Peter Mandelson -The Lord (In more ways than one) of sleaze and corruption, the king of resignation, the prince of darkness, the lover of the Brazilian boyfriend- has risen from the ashes, is more powerful than ever before, and has now taken control of Number 10 as acting Prime Minister of the United Kingdom! Mandy is has finally taken the keys of power! What are you doing to prepare for the obviously tyrannical reign that awaits us?

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'Every time you knock me down I come back stronger than before!'

Oliver · 13th August 2009, 09:54 AM

I don't know. What the heck are you talking about?

boloboffin · 13th August 2009, 09:59 AM

After he provides me information on how to score my own Brazilian boyfriend, I support his ouster whole-heartedly!

dudalb · 13th August 2009, 10:00 AM

Where's Gandalf when you need him?

Darth Rotor · 13th August 2009, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by dudalb

Where's Gandalf when you need him?

Playing hide the carrot with Merriadoc Brandybuck, of course. If he tried anything with Frodo, Sam would kill him!

DR

(Are you familiar with Cassandra Claire's silly faux diaries of the LOTR movie chars?)

DC · 13th August 2009, 10:03 AM

whats number 10`?

uk_dave · 13th August 2009, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by DC

whats number 10`?

..656 less than.......

Undesired Walrus · 13th August 2009, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by DC

whats number 10`?

The most famous door in the world. And I'm sure there will be many a joke about Mandelson wanting to paint it pink before his rule has finished.

DC · 13th August 2009, 10:24 AM

ah lol

google hit number 1 when searching for number 10

not aware i have ever heard that

dudalb · 13th August 2009, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by Darth Rotor

Playing hide the carrot with Merriadoc Brandybuck, of course. If he tried anything with Frodo, Sam would kill him!

DR

(Are you familiar with Cassandra Claire's silly faux diaries of the LOTR movie chars?)

Nope..after Harvard Lampoon's "Bored Of The RIngs" I sort of considered all other Tolkien parodies and take offs to be a huge step downward.

Childlike Empress · 13th August 2009, 12:38 PM

Hmm, strange. Never heard of the guy until the day before yesterday, when none other than David Icke clued me in on him and had the same opinion as you have, UW, only that he added that Mandelson is an agent for Rothschild.

Tsk tsk. Those crazy brits.

Darth Rotor · 13th August 2009, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by dudalb

Nope..after Harvard Lampoon's "Bored Of The RIngs" I sort of considered all other Tolkien parodies and take offs to be a huge step downward.

Give it a look. A bit silly, but there are some laughs to be had.

http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/

Darth Rotor · 13th August 2009, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by Childlike Empress

Hmm, strange. Never heard of the guy until the day before yesterday, when none other than David Icke clued me in on him and had the same opinion as you have, UW, only that he added that Mandelson is an agent for Rothschild.

I am not seeing the anagram that yields Gaylord Rothschild in
Peter Mandelson

Is there supposed to be a shift or something here?

Quote:

Tsk tsk. Those crazy brits.

You are being redundant.

Undesired Walrus · 13th August 2009, 05:06 PM

Yes, Childlike, but Icke is behind the curb on his revelation that Mandelson is yet another reptilian in Human form. We've known it for years, and have grown to accept it.

Childlike Empress · 13th August 2009, 05:31 PM

Anybody ever seen his tongue? Cloven?

13th August 2009, 09:50 AM	#1
Undesired Walrus Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: London Posts: 10,893	The Dark Lord has risen and is living in Number 10! Peter Mandelson -The Lord (In more ways than one) of sleaze and corruption, the king of resignation, the prince of darkness, the lover of the Brazilian boyfriend- has risen from the ashes, is more powerful than ever before, and has now taken control of Number 10 as acting Prime Minister of the United Kingdom! Mandy is has finally taken the keys of power! What are you doing to prepare for the obviously tyrannical reign that awaits us? \ 'Every time you knock me down I come back stronger than before!'
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13th August 2009, 09:54 AM	#2
Oliver ~The Rascal~ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cologne Posts: 17,369	I don't know. What the heck are you talking about?
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13th August 2009, 10:02 AM	#5
Darth Rotor Salted Sith Cynic Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rat cheer Posts: 34,279	Originally Posted by dudalb Where's Gandalf when you need him? Playing hide the carrot with Merriadoc Brandybuck, of course. If he tried anything with Frodo, Sam would kill him! DR (Are you familiar with Cassandra Claire's silly faux diaries of the LOTR movie chars?)
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13th August 2009, 10:03 AM	#6
DC dedicated aphilatelist Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Switzerland Posts: 21,675	whats number 10`?
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13th August 2009, 10:05 AM	#7
uk_dave Philosopher Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,866	Originally Posted by DC whats number 10`? ..656 less than.......
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13th August 2009, 09:59 AM	#3
boloboffin Guest Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 5,001	After he provides me information on how to score my own Brazilian boyfriend, I support his ouster whole-heartedly!

13th August 2009, 10:00 AM	#4
dudalb Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 22,848	Where's Gandalf when you need him?

13th August 2009, 10:22 AM	#8
Undesired Walrus Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: London Posts: 10,893	Originally Posted by DC whats number 10`? The most famous door in the world. And I'm sure there will be many a joke about Mandelson wanting to paint it pink before his rule has finished.
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13th August 2009, 10:24 AM	#9
DC dedicated aphilatelist Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Switzerland Posts: 21,675	ah lol google hit number 1 when searching for number 10 not aware i have ever heard that
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13th August 2009, 12:09 PM	#10
dudalb Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 22,848	Originally Posted by Darth Rotor Playing hide the carrot with Merriadoc Brandybuck, of course. If he tried anything with Frodo, Sam would kill him! DR (Are you familiar with Cassandra Claire's silly faux diaries of the LOTR movie chars?) Nope..after Harvard Lampoon's "Bored Of The RIngs" I sort of considered all other Tolkien parodies and take offs to be a huge step downward.

13th August 2009, 12:38 PM	#11
Childlike Empress Ewige Blumenkraft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ivory Tower Posts: 7,856	Hmm, strange. Never heard of the guy until the day before yesterday, when none other than David Icke clued me in on him and had the same opinion as you have, UW, only that he added that Mandelson is an agent for Rothschild. Tsk tsk. Those crazy brits.
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13th August 2009, 01:22 PM	#12
Darth Rotor Salted Sith Cynic Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rat cheer Posts: 34,279	Originally Posted by dudalb Nope..after Harvard Lampoon's "Bored Of The RIngs" I sort of considered all other Tolkien parodies and take offs to be a huge step downward. Give it a look. A bit silly, but there are some laughs to be had. http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/
	__________________ Helicopters don't so much fly as beat the air into submission. "Jesus wept, but did He laugh?"--F.H. Buckley____"There is one thing that was too great for God to show us when He walked upon our earth ... His mirth." --Chesterton__"If the barbarian in us is excised, so is our humanity."--D'rok__ "I only use my gun whenever kindness fails."-- Robert Earl Keen__"Sturgeon spares none.". -- The Marquis

13th August 2009, 01:24 PM	#13
Darth Rotor Salted Sith Cynic Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rat cheer Posts: 34,279	Originally Posted by Childlike Empress Hmm, strange. Never heard of the guy until the day before yesterday, when none other than David Icke clued me in on him and had the same opinion as you have, UW, only that he added that Mandelson is an agent for Rothschild. I am not seeing the anagram that yields Gaylord Rothschild in Peter Mandelson Is there supposed to be a shift or something here? Quote: Tsk tsk. Those crazy brits. You are being redundant.
	__________________ Helicopters don't so much fly as beat the air into submission. "Jesus wept, but did He laugh?"--F.H. Buckley____"There is one thing that was too great for God to show us when He walked upon our earth ... His mirth." --Chesterton__"If the barbarian in us is excised, so is our humanity."--D'rok__ "I only use my gun whenever kindness fails."-- Robert Earl Keen__"Sturgeon spares none.". -- The Marquis

13th August 2009, 05:06 PM	#14
Undesired Walrus Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: London Posts: 10,893	Yes, Childlike, but Icke is behind the curb on his revelation that Mandelson is yet another reptilian in Human form. We've known it for years, and have grown to accept it.
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13th August 2009, 05:31 PM	#15
Childlike Empress Ewige Blumenkraft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ivory Tower Posts: 7,856	Anybody ever seen his tongue? Cloven?
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