"Alien Invasion Today (August 19)!!!"

orphia nay · 19th August 2009, 12:24 AM

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http://maya12-21-2012.com/2012forum/...p?topic=4988.0

"I am here merely as a spokesperson of the Nebadon Council at the Galaxy Center, to inform you of consequences of your [NASA's] acts of violence namely:

* using space-based weapons and chemtrails to attack and destroy incoming ships indiscriminately.
* bombs and aggressions against the populace of Mars, your own Moon, Saturn and Jupiter;
* using biologicals against your own Asians and Blacks on your own world;
* using depleted uranium armaments in staged and serial wars against your own soldiers;
* using fluoride and chlorine against your own populations in human water systems;
* using polluted and genetically altered seeds and grains to destroy this planet's fertility;
* the methodical and premeditated pollution of oceans, skies, water tables and human families.

[...]

At this time, an Armada of 144,000 fully armed light and heavy cruisers has embarked on a course to this planet; and these will become visible north of the system's ecliptic around and about August 19th in the northern hemisphere.

That is the deadline for NASA's complete submission and confession of crimes against this solar system.

What will follow on, that confession received or not, will be the physical conquest of this planet by a number of Galactic races [infuriated by barbaric, mercenary and ruthless behavior of this planet's leadership] until Peace is restored -- one way or another.

[...]

A Regency will be administered until war crimes trials are concluded for: serial wars profiteering by banking loan sharks; genocide against Blacks and Asians; depleted uranium recycling; oil-industry profiteering & pollution; destruction of the seas; bio-weapons research and development; and prosecuting for the families of the 911 false-flag attack against New York City, using diverse peoples as scapegoats.

[...]

NASA's insistence on the LIE that this planet is the ONLY inhabited planet in this system springs forth from the dogma and doctrine of Orion Annunaki secrecy and separatism, spawned and cultivated in the Fascist caste systems of the Illuminati mindset by the Project Paper Clip infusion of German Nazis into NASA and the CIA after WWII left Fascism in charge of ET intelligence.

[...]"
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Don't you just love it?!

arthwollipot · 19th August 2009, 12:27 AM

Sounds like a good plot for a sci-fi novel.

orphia nay · 19th August 2009, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by arthwollipot

Sounds like a good plot for a sci-fi novel.

And people wonder why I hate sci-fi novels.

Audible Click · 19th August 2009, 12:38 AM

The Nodaben (not to be confused with Nebadon) Intergalactic News Agency has just released information that the Nodaben Council at the Galaxy Center is a false flag operation masterminded by the Zaphod Beeblebrox NWO Disinformation Center. Their instructions for resisting the Nodaben invasion are as follows:

Don a bathrobe.
Grab a towel
DON'T PANIC!

Doctor Evil · 19th August 2009, 12:39 AM

The poor population of the moon. Whoever thinks of them??

Well, nobody, seeing that they do not exist.

Orphia Nay, my thanks for the laughs. This is top notch, distilled and refined piece of woo.

Fredrik · 19th August 2009, 01:12 AM

Sounds more like mental illness than just "woo".

lionking · 19th August 2009, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by Audible Click

The Nodaben (not to be confused with Nebadon) Intergalactic News Agency has just released information that the Nodaben Council at the Galaxy Center is a false flag operation masterminded by the Zaphod Beeblebrox NWO Disinformation Center.

Get it right, it's the Nebulons:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebulon

Quinn · 19th August 2009, 01:50 AM

Originally Posted by orphia nay

At this time, an Armada of 144,000 fully armed light and heavy cruisers has embarked on a course to this planet; and these will become visible north of the system's ecliptic around and about August 19th in the northern hemisphere.

That is the deadline for NASA's complete submission and confession of crimes against this solar system.

What will follow on, that confession received or not, will be the...

...destruction of your planet to make way for a hyperspace bypass?

Quote:

physical conquest of this planet by a number of Galactic races.

Meh, close enough.

arthwollipot · 19th August 2009, 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by orphia nay

And people wonder why I hate sci-fi novels.

Actually, I take it back. It sounds like the plot to a bad sci-fi novel. The good ones have a better premise.

orphia nay · 19th August 2009, 01:59 AM

Originally Posted by Fredrik

Sounds more like mental illness than just "woo".

That's a point that's been hotly debated about her at a forum she used to post at (I post there too).

On the one hand, she's a functional psychotic, meaning that she carries on a fairly normal life despite believing in almost any conspiracy under the sun. On the other hand, she's said she sometimes can't sleep at night because she thinks she's being zapped with microwaves by nefarious powers (HAARP, NASA, I can't remember who).

She comes across as quite well-spoken, so there's no Word Salad type symptoms of insanity. But then there's the whole "I'm raising an alien seed that came out of my butt in the bath" story... More on her here:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=102208

Mods, merge the threads if you must, but I thought this piece she wrote deserved a wider audience under a new, contemporary topic.

shadron · 19th August 2009, 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by orphia nay

At this time, an Armada of 144,000 fully armed light and heavy cruisers has embarked on a course to this planet; and these will become visible north of the system's ecliptic around and about August 19th in the northern hemisphere.

God, where are they all gonna park? Which one gets to annihilate first? The "system ecliptic", you mean there's more than one? Does the southern hemisphere have to wait until a few days later?

Inquiring minds want to know.

MysteryMammal · 19th August 2009, 02:55 AM

This alien invasion better not screw up my job interview today.

ohp · 19th August 2009, 03:00 AM

The Nebadon Council? Orion Annunaki? This is just gibberish.

Everyone knows Earth is covered under convention 15 of the shadow proclamation.

lionking · 19th August 2009, 03:00 AM

Originally Posted by MysteryMammal

This alien invasion better not screw up my job interview today.

Actually I'd raise it during the interview as a demonstration of your grasp current affairs.

The_Fire · 19th August 2009, 03:24 AM

Originally Posted by ohp

The Nebadon Council? Orion Annunaki? This is just gibberish.

Everyone knows Earth is covered under convention 15 of the shadow proclamation.

Well...everone but the 456 apparently.......

lionking · 19th August 2009, 03:38 AM

Originally Posted by The_Fire

Well...everone but the 456 apparently.......

Obscure Torchwood reference noted.

orphia nay · 19th August 2009, 03:53 AM

Originally Posted by shadron

Does the southern hemisphere have to wait until a few days later?

Yep, everyone knows you Northerners are way more evil than us.

rjh01 · 19th August 2009, 04:21 AM

I was just about to report this thread and ask that it be moved to humour when I decided instead to check out the link. I discovered that some people are taking this seriously. You could not write the facts as fiction as no one would believe it.

Flo · 19th August 2009, 06:11 AM

At this time, an Armada of 144,000 fully armed light and heavy cruisers has embarked on a course to this planet; and these will become visible north of the system's ecliptic around and about August 19th in the northern hemisphere.

Nothing armed, light of heavy on sight over here ... I bet those damn aliens will again give Europe a miss !

ohp · 19th August 2009, 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by Flo

Nothing armed, light of heavy on sight over here ... I bet those damn aliens will again give Europe a miss !

They'll send a token force to Europe, just enough to have a series of quick shots of them floating above European tourist spots.

Then they'll return only if they have to destroy Paris as a warning shot.

I'm keeping an eye out in the direction of Big Ben. I've got my towel, and a small fish in case I need to quickly evacuate.

Sorry, I must avoid these sci fi references.

The_Fire · 19th August 2009, 07:07 AM

Originally Posted by lionking

Obscure Torchwood reference noted.

Thank you kindly. allthough it was sparked by a equally obscure Doctor Who reference

. I'm a Janto kind of gal though, so I'm worried about series 4......

NB: The only alien stuff we've seen here in the cold north is the stuff they served up for lunch................

Correa Neto · 19th August 2009, 07:17 AM

Nothing alien in the sky here...

Well, maybe they are just too damn small.

quarky · 19th August 2009, 07:52 AM

Where have I heard that number, 144,000 before?

Correa Neto · 19th August 2009, 08:00 AM

Number of souls which will saved by the ever-loving omi-present omni-scient omni-potent daddy-in-the-sky after it kills everybody?

MysteryMammal · 19th August 2009, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by lionking

Actually I'd raise it during the interview as a demonstration of your grasp current affairs.

Best. Idea. EVER.

Spektator · 19th August 2009, 08:09 AM

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords. As long as they don't play that loud music late at night.

Foolmewunz · 19th August 2009, 08:22 AM

She is so getting cut off from her benefits. Doesn't anyone follow the drill any longer?

Quote:

Jay: Man, we ain't got time for this cover-up ********! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an Arquillian Battle Cruiser that's about to...
Kay: There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they Do... Not... Know about it!

Yeah_Right · 19th August 2009, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by quarky

Where have I heard that number, 144,000 before?

Biblical reference I believe, I think it refers to the number of the elect of God that are pre-destined for heaven.

Yeah_Right · 19th August 2009, 08:54 AM

Darn, Correa beat me to that explanation. Anyway, no alien Armada so far. I'm not worried, Jeff Goldblum will figure out their code and he and Will Smith will destroy them all.

Foolmewunz · 19th August 2009, 08:56 AM

I dunno, guys.... I just got a PM on my mobile phone.

Surrender the galaxy.

Horatius · 19th August 2009, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by Foolmewunz

I dunno, guys.... I just got a PM on my mobile phone.

Surrender the galaxy.

I have it on good authority that they can be bought off with Beaver Rides.

blue sock monkey · 19th August 2009, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by Horatius

I have it on good authority that they can be bought off with Beaver Rides.

I got dibs on the concession stand for alien visitors. They'll wants lots of film & t-shirts.

skyhand · 19th August 2009, 09:41 AM

I finally see health care reform coming.

Miss_Kitt · 19th August 2009, 10:01 AM

Are we sure this isn't someone pretending to be a complete loony nutjob Believer in All? Because it's really, really funny! Is there the equivalent of a Turing Test for crazies versus pranksters?

Just my thoughts, MK

Denver · 19th August 2009, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by orphia nay

...At this time, an Armada of 144,000 fully armed light and heavy cruisers has embarked on a course to this planet; and these will become visible north of the system's ecliptic around and about August 19th in the northern hemisphere.

"...where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog."

Douglas Adams already predicted it all.

rwguinn · 19th August 2009, 11:38 AM

It's been raining in Tulsa-so that might have kept me from seeing them.
Then again, it could be the small dog thing.
Or was that small gods? I get these British guys confused...

NoZed Avenger · 19th August 2009, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by orphia nay

At this time, an Armada of 144,000 fully armed light and heavy cruisers has embarked on a course to this planet;

Isn't that a tad drastic against one planet with no interstellar capabilities?

And *we're* supposed to be the warlike ones?

Ed Baehr · 19th August 2009, 12:33 PM

Lie down and put a paper bag over your head or something.

Safe-Keeper · 19th August 2009, 01:15 PM

Quote:

* using space-based weapons and chemtrails to attack and destroy incoming ships indiscriminately.

* bombs and aggressions against the populace of Mars, your own Moon, Saturn and Jupiter;

Please be a joke, please be a joke, please be a... :assumes fetal position, chanting for ten minutes in corner:

Quote:

* using biologicals against your own Asians and Blacks on your own world;

Because we all know that the use of biological weaponry is totally OK to use on other people than the blacks and Asians

.

Quote:

* using depleted uranium armaments in staged and serial wars against your own soldiers;
* using fluoride and chlorine against your own populations in human water systems;

But only the blacks and Asians, I assume.

Quote:

* using polluted and genetically altered seeds and grains to destroy this planet's fertility;

Wow, not even the previous points makes this sound even remotely sane.

Quote:

* the methodical and premeditated pollution of oceans, skies, water tables and human families.

How do you pollute a (presumably black or Asian) family, and what is a water tablet?

Spektator · 19th August 2009, 01:22 PM

I think we been stood up.

19th August 2009, 12:24 AM	#1
orphia nay Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2005 Location: In Command of the Revolution's Gorilla Group II of Monkeys, Camels and Penguins (all named 'Spod'). Posts: 14,047	"Alien Invasion Today (August 19)!!!" I bring you some 100% Top Quality Prime Woo. http://maya12-21-2012.com/2012forum/...p?topic=4988.0 "I am here merely as a spokesperson of the Nebadon Council at the Galaxy Center, to inform you of consequences of your [NASA's] acts of violence namely: * using space-based weapons and chemtrails to attack and destroy incoming ships indiscriminately. * bombs and aggressions against the populace of Mars, your own Moon, Saturn and Jupiter; * using biologicals against your own Asians and Blacks on your own world; * using depleted uranium armaments in staged and serial wars against your own soldiers; * using fluoride and chlorine against your own populations in human water systems; * using polluted and genetically altered seeds and grains to destroy this planet's fertility; * the methodical and premeditated pollution of oceans, skies, water tables and human families. [...] At this time, an Armada of 144,000 fully armed light and heavy cruisers has embarked on a course to this planet; and these will become visible north of the system's ecliptic around and about August 19th in the northern hemisphere. That is the deadline for NASA's complete submission and confession of crimes against this solar system. What will follow on, that confession received or not, will be the physical conquest of this planet by a number of Galactic races [infuriated by barbaric, mercenary and ruthless behavior of this planet's leadership] until Peace is restored -- one way or another. [...] A Regency will be administered until war crimes trials are concluded for: serial wars profiteering by banking loan sharks; genocide against Blacks and Asians; depleted uranium recycling; oil-industry profiteering & pollution; destruction of the seas; bio-weapons research and development; and prosecuting for the families of the 911 false-flag attack against New York City, using diverse peoples as scapegoats. [...] NASA's insistence on the LIE that this planet is the ONLY inhabited planet in this system springs forth from the dogma and doctrine of Orion Annunaki secrecy and separatism, spawned and cultivated in the Fascist caste systems of the Illuminati mindset by the Project Paper Clip infusion of German Nazis into NASA and the CIA after WWII left Fascism in charge of ET intelligence. [...]" ---------------------- Don't you just love it?!
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19th August 2009, 12:27 AM	#2
arthwollipot The Accidental Podcaster Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: On the other side of your screen. Posts: 28,320	Sounds like a good plot for a sci-fi novel.
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19th August 2009, 12:31 AM	#3
orphia nay Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2005 Location: In Command of the Revolution's Gorilla Group II of Monkeys, Camels and Penguins (all named 'Spod'). Posts: 14,047	Originally Posted by arthwollipot Sounds like a good plot for a sci-fi novel. And people wonder why I hate sci-fi novels.
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19th August 2009, 12:38 AM	#4
Audible Click The gap in the plot Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: BFE Posts: 2,037	The Nodaben (not to be confused with Nebadon) Intergalactic News Agency has just released information that the Nodaben Council at the Galaxy Center is a false flag operation masterminded by the Zaphod Beeblebrox NWO Disinformation Center. Their instructions for resisting the Nodaben invasion are as follows: Don a bathrobe. Grab a towel DON'T PANIC!
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19th August 2009, 12:39 AM	#5
Doctor Evil Graduate Poster Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: California Posts: 1,290	The poor population of the moon. Whoever thinks of them?? Well, nobody, seeing that they do not exist. Orphia Nay, my thanks for the laughs. This is top notch, distilled and refined piece of woo.
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19th August 2009, 01:12 AM	#6
Fredrik Muse Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 995	Sounds more like mental illness than just "woo".
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19th August 2009, 01:14 AM	#7
lionking Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Melbourne Posts: 12,135	Originally Posted by Audible Click The Nodaben (not to be confused with Nebadon) Intergalactic News Agency has just released information that the Nodaben Council at the Galaxy Center is a false flag operation masterminded by the Zaphod Beeblebrox NWO Disinformation Center. Get it right, it's the Nebulons: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebulon
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19th August 2009, 01:50 AM	#8
Quinn Breathtakingly blasphemous. Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,018	Originally Posted by orphia nay At this time, an Armada of 144,000 fully armed light and heavy cruisers has embarked on a course to this planet; and these will become visible north of the system's ecliptic around and about August 19th in the northern hemisphere. That is the deadline for NASA's complete submission and confession of crimes against this solar system. What will follow on, that confession received or not, will be the... ...destruction of your planet to make way for a hyperspace bypass? Quote: physical conquest of this planet by a number of Galactic races. Meh, close enough.
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19th August 2009, 01:54 AM	#9
arthwollipot The Accidental Podcaster Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: On the other side of your screen. Posts: 28,320	Originally Posted by orphia nay And people wonder why I hate sci-fi novels. Actually, I take it back. It sounds like the plot to a bad sci-fi novel. The good ones have a better premise.
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19th August 2009, 01:59 AM	#10
orphia nay Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2005 Location: In Command of the Revolution's Gorilla Group II of Monkeys, Camels and Penguins (all named 'Spod'). Posts: 14,047	Originally Posted by Fredrik Sounds more like mental illness than just "woo". That's a point that's been hotly debated about her at a forum she used to post at (I post there too). On the one hand, she's a functional psychotic, meaning that she carries on a fairly normal life despite believing in almost any conspiracy under the sun. On the other hand, she's said she sometimes can't sleep at night because she thinks she's being zapped with microwaves by nefarious powers (HAARP, NASA, I can't remember who). She comes across as quite well-spoken, so there's no Word Salad type symptoms of insanity. But then there's the whole "I'm raising an alien seed that came out of my butt in the bath" story... More on her here: http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=102208 Mods, merge the threads if you must, but I thought this piece she wrote deserved a wider audience under a new, contemporary topic.
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19th August 2009, 02:30 AM	#11
shadron Illuminator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 3,856	Originally Posted by orphia nay At this time, an Armada of 144,000 fully armed light and heavy cruisers has embarked on a course to this planet; and these will become visible north of the system's ecliptic around and about August 19th in the northern hemisphere. God, where are they all gonna park? Which one gets to annihilate first? The "system ecliptic", you mean there's more than one? Does the southern hemisphere have to wait until a few days later? Inquiring minds want to know.

19th August 2009, 02:55 AM	#12
MysteryMammal Thinker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In the woods, scaring campers Posts: 245	This alien invasion better not screw up my job interview today.

19th August 2009, 03:00 AM	#13
ohp The enlightening one Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Rendlesham Forest, UK, Earth. Posts: 455	The Nebadon Council? Orion Annunaki? This is just gibberish. Everyone knows Earth is covered under convention 15 of the shadow proclamation.

19th August 2009, 03:00 AM	#14
lionking Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Melbourne Posts: 12,135	Originally Posted by MysteryMammal This alien invasion better not screw up my job interview today. Actually I'd raise it during the interview as a demonstration of your grasp current affairs.
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19th August 2009, 03:24 AM	#15
The_Fire Unimpressed Female Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: 8th level of Hell - Maleborgia Posts: 2,464	Originally Posted by ohp The Nebadon Council? Orion Annunaki? This is just gibberish. Everyone knows Earth is covered under convention 15 of the shadow proclamation. Well...everone but the 456 apparently.......
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19th August 2009, 03:38 AM	#16
lionking Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Melbourne Posts: 12,135	Originally Posted by The_Fire Well...everone but the 456 apparently....... Obscure Torchwood reference noted.
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19th August 2009, 03:53 AM	#17
orphia nay Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2005 Location: In Command of the Revolution's Gorilla Group II of Monkeys, Camels and Penguins (all named 'Spod'). Posts: 14,047	Originally Posted by shadron Does the southern hemisphere have to wait until a few days later? Yep, everyone knows you Northerners are way more evil than us.
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19th August 2009, 04:21 AM	#18
rjh01 Fire Warden Tagger Join Date: May 2005 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 9,810	I was just about to report this thread and ask that it be moved to humour when I decided instead to check out the link. I discovered that some people are taking this seriously. You could not write the facts as fiction as no one would believe it.

19th August 2009, 06:11 AM	#19
Flo Graduate Poster Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Massongy, France Posts: 1,967	At this time, an Armada of 144,000 fully armed light and heavy cruisers has embarked on a course to this planet; and these will become visible north of the system's ecliptic around and about August 19th in the northern hemisphere. Nothing armed, light of heavy on sight over here ... I bet those damn aliens will again give Europe a miss !
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19th August 2009, 06:39 AM	#20
ohp The enlightening one Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Rendlesham Forest, UK, Earth. Posts: 455	Originally Posted by Flo Nothing armed, light of heavy on sight over here ... I bet those damn aliens will again give Europe a miss ! They'll send a token force to Europe, just enough to have a series of quick shots of them floating above European tourist spots. Then they'll return only if they have to destroy Paris as a warning shot. I'm keeping an eye out in the direction of Big Ben. I've got my towel, and a small fish in case I need to quickly evacuate. Sorry, I must avoid these sci fi references.

19th August 2009, 07:07 AM	#21
The_Fire Unimpressed Female Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: 8th level of Hell - Maleborgia Posts: 2,464	Originally Posted by lionking Obscure Torchwood reference noted. Thank you kindly. allthough it was sparked by a equally obscure Doctor Who reference . I'm a Janto kind of gal though, so I'm worried about series 4...... NB: The only alien stuff we've seen here in the cold north is the stuff they served up for lunch................
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19th August 2009, 07:17 AM	#22
Correa Neto Philosopher Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Digging for Au somewhere in Brazil Posts: 5,092	Nothing alien in the sky here... Well, maybe they are just too damn small.
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19th August 2009, 07:52 AM	#23
quarky Title Free Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,080	Where have I heard that number, 144,000 before?
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19th August 2009, 08:00 AM	#24
Correa Neto Philosopher Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Digging for Au somewhere in Brazil Posts: 5,092	Number of souls which will saved by the ever-loving omi-present omni-scient omni-potent daddy-in-the-sky after it kills everybody?
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19th August 2009, 08:08 AM	#25
MysteryMammal Thinker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In the woods, scaring campers Posts: 245	Originally Posted by lionking Actually I'd raise it during the interview as a demonstration of your grasp current affairs. Best. Idea. EVER.

19th August 2009, 08:09 AM	#26
Spektator Muse Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 962	I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords. As long as they don't play that loud music late at night.
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19th August 2009, 08:22 AM	#27
Foolmewunz Grammar Resistance Leader Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Hong Kong Posts: 10,131	She is so getting cut off from her benefits. Doesn't anyone follow the drill any longer? Quote: Jay: Man, we ain't got time for this cover-up *******! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an Arquillian Battle Cruiser that's about to... Kay: There's always* an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they Do... Not... Know about it!
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19th August 2009, 08:51 AM	#28
Yeah_Right Critical Thinker Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 488	Originally Posted by quarky Where have I heard that number, 144,000 before? Biblical reference I believe, I think it refers to the number of the elect of God that are pre-destined for heaven.
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19th August 2009, 08:54 AM	#29
Yeah_Right Critical Thinker Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 488	Darn, Correa beat me to that explanation. Anyway, no alien Armada so far. I'm not worried, Jeff Goldblum will figure out their code and he and Will Smith will destroy them all.
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19th August 2009, 08:56 AM	#30
Foolmewunz Grammar Resistance Leader Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Hong Kong Posts: 10,131	I dunno, guys.... I just got a PM on my mobile phone. *Surrender the galaxy.*
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19th August 2009, 09:14 AM	#31
Horatius NWO Kitty Wrangler Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada Posts: 12,283	Originally Posted by Foolmewunz I dunno, guys.... I just got a PM on my mobile phone. *Surrender the galaxy.* I have it on good authority that they can be bought off with Beaver Rides.
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19th August 2009, 09:20 AM	#32
blue sock monkey Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: beyond the looking-glass Posts: 1,000	Originally Posted by Horatius I have it on good authority that they can be bought off with Beaver Rides. I got dibs on the concession stand for alien visitors. They'll wants lots of film & t-shirts.
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19th August 2009, 09:41 AM	#33
skyhand Scholar Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 56	I finally see health care reform coming.
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19th August 2009, 10:01 AM	#34
Miss_Kitt Zombie Horse of Homeopathy Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lesser Seattle Posts: 2,100	Are we sure this isn't someone pretending to be a complete loony nutjob Believer in All? Because it's really, really funny! Is there the equivalent of a Turing Test for crazies versus pranksters? Just my thoughts, MK
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19th August 2009, 11:31 AM	#35
Denver Master Poster Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 2,738	Originally Posted by orphia nay ...At this time, an Armada of 144,000 fully armed light and heavy cruisers has embarked on a course to this planet; and these will become visible north of the system's ecliptic around and about August 19th in the northern hemisphere. "...where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog." Douglas Adams already predicted it all.
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