Glenn Beck Rape Coverup

Praktik · 2nd September 2009, 08:10 AM

http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/

"FACT: In the year 1990 there were many girls.

FACT: In the year 1990 there was Glenn Beck.

FACT: Many people are wondering if Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

FACT: The MSM has not investigated whether Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, despite many people wondering if it's true. Is there anyone out there refuting these FACTS? "

"Well, i'm not saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 but he has yet to prove that he didn't.

RELEASE THE DOCS!

- A concerned citizen"

Hey - we're just asking questions!

volatile · 2nd September 2009, 08:18 AM

Saw this yesterday. I imagine its satirical value will be lost on those to whom realising it would be most useful.

Lisa Simpson · 2nd September 2009, 08:21 AM

Why am I not surprised it originated on Fark?

Sabrina · 2nd September 2009, 08:25 AM

Itz on teh intarwebz!!

It must be twooooooo.... [/tinfoil nutter mode]

Praktik · 2nd September 2009, 08:34 AM

http://politicalirony.com/wp-content.../beck_rape.jpg

linusrichard · 2nd September 2009, 10:21 AM

I, of course, personally don't find it likely that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. But it's baffling to me that he's not been willing to release the documents that would clear this whole thing up. You would think that he would want to just put these very serious questions to rest.

MysteryMammal · 2nd September 2009, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by linusrichard

I, of course, personally don't find it likely that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. But it's baffling to me that he's not been willing to release the documents that would clear this whole thing up. You would think that he would want to just put these very serious questions to rest.

I agree. I think it's fairly damning that he has not even chosen to address, let alone deny, these allegations.

Sword_Of_Truth · 2nd September 2009, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by Lisa Simpson

Why am I not surprised it originated on Fark?

Indeed.

jakesteele · 2nd September 2009, 11:52 AM

Starting a rumor like this is one of the worst things you can do to another person. It's like a high school girl getting pissed at a male instructor for flunking her and crying rape. Even when if the instructor is proven innocent, he has to quit the job and he will have a stigma attached to his good name forever more.

People that start **** like this should punished to the full extent of the law. It is libel, defamation of character in it's worst form. If I was Glenn I would start making anonymous calls to the Child Protective Agency making claims of child abuse about any of those jerkwads that have kids.

I keep hearing people say, "Well, why doesn't he release documents...or whatever to prove his innocence. That's like trying to disprove a negative and it's not up to him to prove anything. It is up to the court to do so.

I think whoever started this had better come up with some concrete evidence or they are going to get sued in ways they don't even exist.

Like him or not, imagine yourself being accused of being a pedophile and having to try to prove you're not.

Praktik · 2nd September 2009, 11:57 AM

He's being hoisted on his own petard.

"I can't debunk FEMA camps"

"Obama hates white people"

"Obama is leading us to a Nazi state"

He cherry picks the facts just as the creators of the site are doing to him.

It's brilliant, and has my full support.

Sword_Of_Truth · 2nd September 2009, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by jakesteele

If I was Glenn I would start making anonymous calls to the Child Protective Agency making claims of child abuse about any of those jerkwads that have kids.

Yes, because clearly when someone comes up with immature crap like they're 14 year old boys, escalation is the proper course of action.

Skeptic · 2nd September 2009, 12:41 PM

It's not just a parody of his particular conspiracy theory, but (unintentionally) of all of them.

Right now, for example, we have supporters on this very forum (er, fora?) of claims that (a) 9/11 was planned by Bush, (b) Israelies stole organs from Palestinians they killed, and (c) the holocaust never happened and Hitler was a misunderstood, gentle soul, all supported in the very same way this parody "supports" its claims:

"I don't myself really think this, but I want an honest investigation of the facts, just because of the families of all those innocent victims of Bush / Israel / the Jews / Obama / whomever. Why is it forbidden to ask questions? What are Bush / Israel / the Jews / Obama / whomever trying to hide???"

Praktik · 2nd September 2009, 12:47 PM

And is accusing him of raping and killing a girl any worse than him hinting that FEMA concentration camps were being set up for Republican detainees or that Obama is a Nazi-in-sheep's clothing who's going to turn America into a Nazi state?

I mean, given the choice between a tyrant and concentration camps and a child murderer, I'd pick the child murderer any day. At least he has less victims.

dudalb · 2nd September 2009, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by jakesteele

Starting a rumor like this is one of the worst things you can do to another person. It's like a high school girl getting pissed at a male instructor for flunking her and crying rape. Even when if the instructor is proven innocent, he has to quit the job and he will have a stigma attached to his good name forever more.

People that start **** like this should punished to the full extent of the law. It is libel, defamation of character in it's worst form. If I was Glenn I would start making anonymous calls to the Child Protective Agency making claims of child abuse about any of those jerkwads that have kids.

I keep hearing people say, "Well, why doesn't he release documents...or whatever to prove his innocence. That's like trying to disprove a negative and it's not up to him to prove anything. It is up to the court to do so.

I think whoever started this had better come up with some concrete evidence or they are going to get sued in ways they don't even exist.

Like him or not, imagine yourself being accused of being a pedophile and having to try to prove you're not.

It's called SATIRE. Beck has been instrumental in spreading a number of false rumors about Obama (we are not talking about disagreements with Obama's policies) and now someone is ridiculing him for it.
It's called satire and humor. Look it up and chill out.

applecorped · 2nd September 2009, 12:55 PM

Two wrongs make a satire?

Whiplash · 2nd September 2009, 03:26 PM

Let me shock you all.

I find it unproductive and childish.

tuc0 · 2nd September 2009, 03:34 PM

I heard it was in 1993, not 1990. I may be wrong but I think he should clear that up.

fourtoe · 2nd September 2009, 03:48 PM

I bet I can prove that Beck DIDN"T exist in 1990. Now that would be a badass conspiracy IMO.

I'm all about satire but I think the guy fake-accusing GB of raping a girl takes away from the point trying to be made with the satire. Glenn Beck smoking crack off a hooker and then murdering her I think would have done the trick.

Whiplash · 2nd September 2009, 03:57 PM

Volatile said it best, this will be lost on those it should impact the most.

So it's pointless. I'll tell you exactly how most of those whill react:

"Look at these liberals. They are so bent out of shape over the truth we are spreading about Obama.. now they are doing "tit for tat" with us. They aren't even trying to defend Obama anymore. They are just attacking the credibility of our own people. What a shock. Nothing new. How typical. It shows we are making progress. It shows that we are getting under their skin"

Ultimately, this will end up being nothing but a big high five, backslapping moment for the lefties who think this is so clever. But achievs zilch, and only futher divides us. I'm sick of this mentality.. from either side. It is "tit for tat". It's the same endless circle jerk that continues to get us nowhere.

linusrichard · 2nd September 2009, 04:03 PM

"Tit for tat" would be if anyone was spreading this rumor with the intention that people start thinking of Glenn Beck as a child rapist/murderer. Maybe some people are jumping aboard this meme-train with that intention, but that's dumb. The point of it is obviously not to make Beck look like a criminal, but to show how stupid and dishonest his "arguments" are. That's not tit-for-tat, it is potentially useful, and it's entertaining to boot.

Matthew Cline · 2nd September 2009, 06:09 PM

This might work better i it was 110% clear that it was satire, like accuse him of being a werewolf or something. Why won't he drink colloidal silver while being filmed on national TV? Doing that would clear everything up.

CptColumbo · 2nd September 2009, 06:49 PM

Hmmmm...

Jim Henson Died in 1990.

Beck sounds an awful lot like Kermit the Frog and looks like Fozzie Bear.

COINCIDENCE!!??

Foolmewunz · 2nd September 2009, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by Whiplash

Let me shock you all.

I find it unproductive and childish.

Yes, I'm shocked. It took you almost seven hours?

Travis · 2nd September 2009, 08:50 PM

How do we even know that Glenn Beck actually exists at all?

DavidJames · 2nd September 2009, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by jakesteele

...Glenn...accused of being a pedophile...

Exactly, why hasn't he come forward to face the accusations? Why hasn't he provided the proof of his innocence? What does he have to hide?

Skeptic · 2nd September 2009, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by applecorped

Two wrongs make a satire?

Actually, yes. When someone makes absurd allegations, making the very same absurd allegations about him -- thus emphasizing their absurdity -- IS satire.

Not a particularly good satire, perhaps, but obviously satire (as opposed to a seriously-intended accusation) nonetheless.

Skeptic · 2nd September 2009, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by Travis

How do we even know that Glenn Beck actually exists at all?

Glenn Beck was born in 1964. There were Jews in 1964. The Jews created Glenn Beck.

Fishstick · 3rd September 2009, 12:26 AM

Surely if this wasn't true, all Beck would have to do is come forward and deny that he had anything to do with it. Why hasn't he done this yet? Why is he hiding behind a wall of lawyers?

timhau · 3rd September 2009, 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by jakesteele

Starting a rumor like this is one of the worst things you can do to another person.

That's true. That's why I want to state that as far as I know, Beck hasn't raped and/or killed anyone.

Scott Sommers · 3rd September 2009, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by Praktik

And is accusing him of raping and killing a girl any worse than him hinting that FEMA concentration camps were being set up for Republican detainees.

Did Beck really do this? I've seen videos of him stating there are no verifiable FEMA concentration camps. He was pretty clear on this and he was doing so in response to that other all-around great guy Alex Jones.

I'm not defending the guy, but when did he say this?

Praktik · 3rd September 2009, 04:22 AM

Originally Posted by scott.in.taiwan

Did Beck really do this? I've seen videos of him stating there are no verifiable FEMA concentration camps. He was pretty clear on this and he was doing so in response to that other all-around great guy Alex Jones.

I'm not defending the guy, but when did he say this?

He later recanted, look I compiled a lot on another board I will direct you there.

Praktik · 3rd September 2009, 04:31 AM

Originally Posted by Whiplash

Ultimately, this will end up being nothing but a big high five, backslapping moment for the lefties who think this is so clever. But achievs zilch

No no, it achieves a smile and some laughs and brings me closer to my Socialist friends here in Socialist Toronto.

I've been digitally high fiving this to a lot of my buddies and the hilarity is much appreciated.

Maybe its a generational thing.

AWPrime · 3rd September 2009, 05:00 AM

Originally Posted by timhau

That's true. That's why I want to state that as far as I know, Beck hasn't raped and/or killed anyone.

How can be be sure, that this is the truth?

timhau · 3rd September 2009, 06:41 AM

Originally Posted by AWPrime

How can be be sure, that this is the truth?

We can't, not conclusively, but Mr. Beck could put the matter to rest himself. He has not done so as of now. I also have no reason to believe that he put himself through college (or part thereof) by giving cheap BJs at truckstops; it's somewhat puzzling that he hasn't denied this, but I have no reason to believe that.

Praktik · 3rd September 2009, 06:54 AM

Klimax · 3rd September 2009, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by tuc0

I heard it was in 1993, not 1990. I may be wrong but I think he should clear that up.

Does it matter if I have never seen him,not even on TV?(Or interwebz)

Glenn beck does not exist,so how could he rape them!!!

(I know that such allegiations(even for parody) are very thin ice,but with carefull guidance it won¨t backfire or cause other problems)

Anyway this has level similar to Czech Soda... (It was bit much even for us)

thrombus29 · 3rd September 2009, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by Praktik

And is accusing him of raping and killing a girl any worse than him hinting that FEMA concentration camps were being set up for Republican detainees or that Obama is a Nazi-in-sheep's clothing who's going to turn America into a Nazi state?

I mean, given the choice between a tyrant and concentration camps and a child murderer, I'd pick the child murderer any day. At least he has less victims.

I hadn't heard about the murder!!!

Why cant Glen Beck just provide the evidence that he didn't commit these horrible rapes and murders and arsons?

tuc0 · 3rd September 2009, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Klimax

Does it matter if I have never seen him,not even on TV?(Or interwebz)

Glenn beck does not exist,so how could he rape them!!!

(I know that such allegiations(even for parody) are very thin ice,but with carefull guidance it won¨t backfire or cause other problems)

Anyway this has level similar to Czech Soda... (It was bit much even for us)

I know him from some Daily Show episodes and a couple of youtube clips. I realize that's hardly conclusive or objective, but to me he's such a disgusting faux-sincere folksy dishonest journalist impersonator douchebag

that the mere sight of his stupid face just gets my blood boiling. I also heard he did some very bad things in 1990 and that's enough for me to wish him only the worst.

zaphod2016 · 3rd September 2009, 03:18 PM

This is gross.

I understand I'm in the minority. And I have no love for Glenn Beck. But in my opinion, spreading lies to push your own agenda makes you the same monster you accuse Beck of being.

Give him enough rope and he'll hang himself. Don't stoop to his level.

oldhat · 3rd September 2009, 03:30 PM

Does anyone know the name of the girl Glenn Beck raped and murdered in 1990?

2nd September 2009, 08:10 AM	#1
Praktik Illuminator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tee Dot Posts: 4,253	Glenn Beck Rape Coverup http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/ "FACT: In the year 1990 there were many girls. FACT: In the year 1990 there was Glenn Beck. FACT: Many people are wondering if Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. FACT: The MSM has not investigated whether Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, despite many people wondering if it's true. Is there anyone out there refuting these FACTS? " "Well, i'm not saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 but he has yet to prove that he didn't. RELEASE THE DOCS! - A concerned citizen" Hey - we're just asking questions!
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2nd September 2009, 08:18 AM	#2
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2nd September 2009, 08:21 AM	#3
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2nd September 2009, 08:25 AM	#4
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2nd September 2009, 08:34 AM	#5
Praktik Illuminator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tee Dot Posts: 4,253	http://politicalirony.com/wp-content.../beck_rape.jpg
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2nd September 2009, 10:21 AM	#6
linusrichard Master Poster Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Lansing, Mich. Posts: 2,665	I, of course, personally don't find it likely that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. But it's baffling to me that he's not been willing to release the documents that would clear this whole thing up. You would think that he would want to just put these very serious questions to rest.
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2nd September 2009, 11:36 AM	#7
MysteryMammal Critical Thinker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In the woods, scaring campers Posts: 275	Originally Posted by linusrichard I, of course, personally don't find it likely that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. But it's baffling to me that he's not been willing to release the documents that would clear this whole thing up. You would think that he would want to just put these very serious questions to rest. I agree. I think it's fairly damning that he has not even chosen to address, let alone deny, these allegations.

2nd September 2009, 11:44 AM	#8
Sword_Of_Truth Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,497	Originally Posted by Lisa Simpson Why am I not surprised it originated on Fark? Indeed.

2nd September 2009, 11:52 AM	#9
jakesteele Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,223	Starting a rumor like this is one of the worst things you can do to another person. It's like a high school girl getting pissed at a male instructor for flunking her and crying rape. Even when if the instructor is proven innocent, he has to quit the job and he will have a stigma attached to his good name forever more. People that start **** like this should punished to the full extent of the law. It is libel, defamation of character in it's worst form. If I was Glenn I would start making anonymous calls to the Child Protective Agency making claims of child abuse about any of those jerkwads that have kids. I keep hearing people say, "Well, why doesn't he release documents...or whatever to prove his innocence. That's like trying to disprove a negative and it's not up to him to prove anything. It is up to the court to do so. I think whoever started this had better come up with some concrete evidence or they are going to get sued in ways they don't even exist. Like him or not, imagine yourself being accused of being a pedophile and having to try to prove you're not.
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2nd September 2009, 11:57 AM	#10
Praktik Illuminator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tee Dot Posts: 4,253	He's being hoisted on his own petard. "I can't debunk FEMA camps" "Obama hates white people" "Obama is leading us to a Nazi state" He cherry picks the facts just as the creators of the site are doing to him. It's brilliant, and has my full support.
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2nd September 2009, 11:59 AM	#11
Sword_Of_Truth Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,497	Originally Posted by jakesteele If I was Glenn I would start making anonymous calls to the Child Protective Agency making claims of child abuse about any of those jerkwads that have kids. Yes, because clearly when someone comes up with immature crap like they're 14 year old boys, escalation is the proper course of action.

2nd September 2009, 12:41 PM	#12
Skeptic Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the chessboard Posts: 18,361	It's not just a parody of his particular conspiracy theory, but (unintentionally) of all of them. Right now, for example, we have supporters on this very forum (er, fora?) of claims that (a) 9/11 was planned by Bush, (b) Israelies stole organs from Palestinians they killed, and (c) the holocaust never happened and Hitler was a misunderstood, gentle soul, all supported in the very same way this parody "supports" its claims: "I don't myself really think this, but I want an honest investigation of the facts, just because of the families of all those innocent victims of Bush / Israel / the Jews / Obama / whomever. Why is it forbidden to ask questions? What are Bush / Israel / the Jews / Obama / whomever trying to hide???"

2nd September 2009, 12:47 PM	#13
Praktik Illuminator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tee Dot Posts: 4,253	And is accusing him of raping and killing a girl any worse than him hinting that FEMA concentration camps were being set up for Republican detainees or that Obama is a Nazi-in-sheep's clothing who's going to turn America into a Nazi state? I mean, given the choice between a tyrant and concentration camps and a child murderer, I'd pick the child murderer any day. At least he has less victims.
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2nd September 2009, 12:50 PM	#14
dudalb Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 22,836	Originally Posted by jakesteele Starting a rumor like this is one of the worst things you can do to another person. It's like a high school girl getting pissed at a male instructor for flunking her and crying rape. Even when if the instructor is proven innocent, he has to quit the job and he will have a stigma attached to his good name forever more. People that start **** like this should punished to the full extent of the law. It is libel, defamation of character in it's worst form. If I was Glenn I would start making anonymous calls to the Child Protective Agency making claims of child abuse about any of those jerkwads that have kids. I keep hearing people say, "Well, why doesn't he release documents...or whatever to prove his innocence. That's like trying to disprove a negative and it's not up to him to prove anything. It is up to the court to do so. I think whoever started this had better come up with some concrete evidence or they are going to get sued in ways they don't even exist. Like him or not, imagine yourself being accused of being a pedophile and having to try to prove you're not. It's called SATIRE. Beck has been instrumental in spreading a number of false rumors about Obama (we are not talking about disagreements with Obama's policies) and now someone is ridiculing him for it. It's called satire and humor. Look it up and chill out.

2nd September 2009, 12:55 PM	#15
applecorped Rotten to the Core Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 10,671	Two wrongs make a satire?
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2nd September 2009, 03:26 PM	#16
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2nd September 2009, 03:34 PM	#17
tuc0 Muse Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 513	I heard it was in 1993, not 1990. I may be wrong but I think he should clear that up.
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2nd September 2009, 03:48 PM	#18
fourtoe Graduate Poster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Northridge, Ca Posts: 1,015	I bet I can prove that Beck DIDN"T exist in 1990. Now that would be a badass conspiracy IMO. I'm all about satire but I think the guy fake-accusing GB of raping a girl takes away from the point trying to be made with the satire. Glenn Beck smoking crack off a hooker and then murdering her I think would have done the trick.
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2nd September 2009, 03:57 PM	#19
Whiplash Acting like a maniac Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Shipwrecked and Comatose Posts: 5,389	Volatile said it best, this will be lost on those it should impact the most. So it's pointless. I'll tell you exactly how most of those whill react: "Look at these liberals. They are so bent out of shape over the truth we are spreading about Obama.. now they are doing "tit for tat" with us. They aren't even trying to defend Obama anymore. They are just attacking the credibility of our own people. What a shock. Nothing new. How typical. It shows we are making progress. It shows that we are getting under their skin" Ultimately, this will end up being nothing but a big high five, backslapping moment for the lefties who think this is so clever. But achievs zilch, and only futher divides us. I'm sick of this mentality.. from either side. It is "tit for tat". It's the same endless circle jerk that continues to get us nowhere.
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2nd September 2009, 04:03 PM	#20
linusrichard Master Poster Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Lansing, Mich. Posts: 2,665	"Tit for tat" would be if anyone was spreading this rumor with the intention that people start thinking of Glenn Beck as a child rapist/murderer. Maybe some people are jumping aboard this meme-train with that intention, but that's dumb. The point of it is obviously not to make Beck look like a criminal, but to show how stupid and dishonest his "arguments" are. That's not tit-for-tat, it is potentially useful, and it's entertaining to boot.
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2nd September 2009, 06:09 PM	#21
Matthew Cline Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SCP foundation D-class personnel Posts: 290	This might work better i it was 110% clear that it was satire, like accuse him of being a werewolf or something. Why won't he drink colloidal silver while being filmed on national TV? Doing that would clear everything up.

2nd September 2009, 06:49 PM	#22
CptColumbo Just One More Question Join Date: May 2004 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 9,130	Hmmmm... Jim Henson Died in 1990. Beck sounds an awful lot like Kermit the Frog and looks like Fozzie Bear. COINCIDENCE!!??
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2nd September 2009, 08:32 PM	#23
Foolmewunz Grammar Resistance Leader Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Pattaya, Thailand Posts: 20,522	Originally Posted by Whiplash Let me shock you all. I find it unproductive and childish. Yes, I'm shocked. It took you almost seven hours?
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2nd September 2009, 08:50 PM	#24
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2nd September 2009, 09:43 PM	#25
DavidJames Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Front Range, CO Posts: 7,088	Originally Posted by jakesteele ...Glenn...accused of being a pedophile... Exactly, why hasn't he come forward to face the accusations? Why hasn't he provided the proof of his innocence? What does he have to hide?
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2nd September 2009, 10:47 PM	#26
Skeptic Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the chessboard Posts: 18,361	Originally Posted by applecorped Two wrongs make a satire? Actually, yes. When someone makes absurd allegations, making the very same absurd allegations about him -- thus emphasizing their absurdity -- IS satire. Not a particularly good satire, perhaps, but obviously satire (as opposed to a seriously-intended accusation) nonetheless.

2nd September 2009, 10:49 PM	#27
Skeptic Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the chessboard Posts: 18,361	Originally Posted by Travis How do we even know that Glenn Beck actually exists at all? Glenn Beck was born in 1964. There were Jews in 1964. The Jews created Glenn Beck.

3rd September 2009, 12:26 AM	#28
Fishstick Graduate Poster Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,303	Surely if this wasn't true, all Beck would have to do is come forward and deny that he had anything to do with it. Why hasn't he done this yet? Why is he hiding behind a wall of lawyers?

3rd September 2009, 12:34 AM	#29
timhau NWO Litter Technician Join Date: May 2004 Location: East of Sweeden Posts: 9,677	Originally Posted by jakesteele Starting a rumor like this is one of the worst things you can do to another person. That's true. That's why I want to state that as far as I know, Beck hasn't raped and/or killed anyone.
	__________________ When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord, in his wisdom, doesn't work that way. I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me. - Emo Philips

3rd September 2009, 12:47 AM	#30
Scott Sommers Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,642	Originally Posted by Praktik And is accusing him of raping and killing a girl any worse than him hinting that FEMA concentration camps were being set up for Republican detainees. Did Beck really do this? I've seen videos of him stating there are no verifiable FEMA concentration camps. He was pretty clear on this and he was doing so in response to that other all-around great guy Alex Jones. I'm not defending the guy, but when did he say this?
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3rd September 2009, 04:22 AM	#31
Praktik Illuminator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tee Dot Posts: 4,253	Originally Posted by scott.in.taiwan Did Beck really do this? I've seen videos of him stating there are no verifiable FEMA concentration camps. He was pretty clear on this and he was doing so in response to that other all-around great guy Alex Jones. I'm not defending the guy, but when did he say this? He later recanted, look I compiled a lot on another board I will direct you there.
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3rd September 2009, 04:31 AM	#32
Praktik Illuminator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tee Dot Posts: 4,253	Originally Posted by Whiplash Ultimately, this will end up being nothing but a big high five, backslapping moment for the lefties who think this is so clever. But achievs zilch No no, it achieves a smile and some laughs and brings me closer to my Socialist friends here in Socialist Toronto. I've been digitally high fiving this to a lot of my buddies and the hilarity is much appreciated. Maybe its a generational thing.
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3rd September 2009, 05:00 AM	#33
AWPrime Master Poster Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,929	Originally Posted by timhau That's true. That's why I want to state that as far as I know, Beck hasn't raped and/or killed anyone. How can be be sure, that this is the truth?
AWPrime Master Poster Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,929	__________________ Sir Arthur C. Clarke - "Any sufficiently advanced technology, to the uninformed observer, is indistinguishable from magic." c4ts - "Jesus loves the little children, Nice and fat and honey roasted..." Lancastic = Demonstrative of outstanding personal effort in the exposing of frauds. Rob Lister - "The enemy of my enemy probably tastes yummy. "

3rd September 2009, 06:41 AM	#34
timhau NWO Litter Technician Join Date: May 2004 Location: East of Sweeden Posts: 9,677	Originally Posted by AWPrime How can be be sure, that this is the truth? We can't, not conclusively, but Mr. Beck could put the matter to rest himself. He has not done so as of now. I also have no reason to believe that he put himself through college (or part thereof) by giving cheap BJs at truckstops; it's somewhat puzzling that he hasn't denied this, but I have no reason to believe that.
	__________________ When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord, in his wisdom, doesn't work that way. I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me. - Emo Philips

3rd September 2009, 06:54 AM	#35
Praktik Illuminator Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tee Dot Posts: 4,253
	__________________ “ it has become my conviction that things mean pretty much what we want them to mean. We’ll pluck significance from the least consequential happenstance if it suits us and happily ignore the most flagrantly obvious symmetry between separate aspects of our lives if it threatens some cherished prejudice or cosily comforting belief" -Iain Banks