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Join Date: May 2002
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Altar kills man who came to give thanks
A religious man was killed by a 860 pound altar in Vienna, Austria as he prayed:
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Join Date: May 2009
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Wow.
Fail. |
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"What is a man? Just a miserable little pile of secrets!" - Dracula, Castlevania ![]() "The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head." - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather |
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Master Poster
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,290
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I've seen Final Destination - who else was in the lift?
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Critical Thinker
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: At the very center of my world
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Well, you know what they say... God hears all prayers, and sometimes the answer is no.
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: St. Louis
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Proof that God is not all-powerful! If he were, he'd have gotten the guy on his first attempt to kill him in the elevator.
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Master Poster
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The great American southeast
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Well I'm not a believer but I'm still sorry this happened to him.
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Illuminator
Join Date: Feb 2007
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This entire story sounds like a pure urban legend. O. Henry might have made it up.
Can't believe that actually happened. Actually happened. Edit: I've been trapped in an elevator. It is not miraculous to be released from one. At all. I don't know about God in general but I know that I when I was released from the elevator, it was thanks to the super of the building and the cops. |
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Chief Solipsistic AutosycophantJoin Date: Jan 2007
Location: Beijing, China
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You bunch of arrogant fools! Why assume that he was praying to thank god for saving him?
Scenario: A man living a life of quiet desperation, wanting to die, but lacking the courage to take his own life. Then, it happens...he's trapped in an elevator, and believes he is going to die. The relief and calm that settle over him are the first real peace that he's felt in years. He's ready to leave this life, with all its pain and anguish, behind. Then those bastard rescuers come and snatch him from the jaws of death. Desperation crushes him even worse than before, after having experienced that sense of escape that near-death brought to him. He realizes that he cannot face life any more...that he needs death, he craves it. He rushes to the church, throwing himself prostate at the foot of the altar, begging god to end his miserable existence. Sobs wrack his body as he clings to a stone pillar. And god, looking down on this poor, suffering soul, takes mercy on him and answers his prayer. The column shifts, the altar falls, and the man finally finds the escape that he's craved for so long. This could, in fact, be one of the strongest proofs of the existence of god that I've ever heard of. |
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Philosopher
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Japan
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So God does have a sense of humor.
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Illuminator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Iowa
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I never get involved in altarcations.
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Penultimate Amazing
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I think maybe the guy had just been reading Judges 14:15-30 and felt inspired.
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Muse
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Penultimate Amazing
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Well. . . since modern elevators (like since the late 19th century) have safety features that make it almost certain that the car will not plummet (more than say 10 feet), he wasn't really at risk of dying while he was stuck in the elevator. So, while being stuck in an elevator for some hours can be distressing to someone with mild claustrophobia (someone with strong claustrophobia probably wouldn't be able to get in the elevator to begin with), it's not really a life-threatening situation. More of an inconvenience.
Maybe God got really ticked-off for being disturbed over such a minor thing. |
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Illuminator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Iowa
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I guess the elevator failed to lift his spirits, so god had to.
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Critical Thinker
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Oh, irony.
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"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain."- Friedrich von Schiller "I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature." - Thomas Jefferson "As an Atheist, having a christian threaten me with hell is like having a hippy threaten to punch me in my aura." - Josh Thomas |
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Critical Thinker
Join Date: Dec 2007
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O,'tis a sad story!
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Muse
Join Date: Aug 2009
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He should have been more careful about who he was praying to. Sounds like he accidentally prayed to the god of the old testement, the vengeful and cruel one, when he SHOULD have been praying to the new testement 'warm and fuzzy' god, he of 'Catholicism WOW!' and 'Buddy Christ'
Ooops. Won't make that mistake again. A |
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Muse
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Bitter Whiner
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A little lesson for the others in the congregation:
Maybe he simply should have put some money in the collection box. |
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Critical Thinker
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Wow, and we thought Darwin was tough.
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a carbon based life-form
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Netherlands
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This looks like the handiwork of the goddess Nemesis.
She likes to kill with an ironic twist. Very Tarantino-avant-le-lettre, if you think about it. Remind me to sacrifice a bull to her holiness this weekend. I need this kind of retribution, like I need...uh...being crushed by an altar, actually. |
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