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Benefits of Theism
I'd like to start a thread discussing the benefits of theism.
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Oh, don't forget all those nice fantasies about how you're so important that the single creator of all the universe pays particular attention to WHAT YOU DO AND SAY!
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It's the opium of the masses, and although I personally feel that the masses should be kept sedated I think using genuine opium would be much safer.
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Benefits of Theism:
1. Less stress - you don't have to worry about stuff you can't control, like the fate of the world or the fundamental pointlessness of working 8 hours so you can afford a tv to watch Baywatch on. Religous people, like prisoners, live longer because they stress less. 2. Emotional protection - you have a shield against the suffering of your nieghbors. Cripples and victims are not moral outrages, but simply part of God's plan. Hence, you needn't worry about them or about it happening to you. 3. Pack identification - an easy way to tell who can be trusted and who can be beaten and robbed. All the people in your religion are automatically good people on your side, and all the other people are fish for the taking. 4. Political power - it allows you to enforce your personal or community goals even when you can't come up with a rational argument for your goals. Even when those smart-asses point out rational reasons against your goals. 5. Personal power - you may not be smart enough to argue with the literati, but your emotional sincerity can put you on equal footing. 6. Ego - God, the Creator, the Big Kahuna, is your personal friend. Not in a general way, but in an immediate, personal way. Like a best friend, he shares your views on everything. He validates your every position, backs your every move, and laughs with you when fools try act like they might have a clue. (Fools being defined as anyone who doesn't know what you know, and what you know is always right, because God knows it too). 7. Cheap drugs - getting high on god gives you that special feeling that runners and junkies live for - the magic endorphin fix, courtesy of your brain. And it costs less (unless you got unlucky and signed up for a cult). It's as good for you as sex, but without the risk of pregnancy. It's better for you than smack or crack (although not quite as intense). Like booze, it makes everyone at the party your special friend, but without the throwing up on your shoes part. 8. Reality modification - all of the above combine to allow you to corrupt reality in such a way that you can ignore the pointless random existential angst of existance, and focus on feeling good. (Note: contrary to popular belief, theism does NOT protect you against the emotional effects of tragedy. People who believe in God actually suffer more when bad things happen to them, becuase they add on feelings of guilt or inadequacy that God deserted/punished them.) |
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You get to be righteous with every injustice you commit. And you can get away with it though a combination of ignorance and pennitence.
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You get to be righteous with every injustice you commit. And you can get away with it though a combination of ignorance and pennitence.
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As an ex-theist, I'll try to answer this honestly and positivly.
1) Being part of a group: social interaction with like minded people. 2) People tend to help each other out simply because you are 'one of their kind'. 3) An ordered life: Church Sunday, Family home evening Monday, YWYM Tuesday, Church meetings Wednesday, Home teaching Thursday, Social night Friday/Saturday. 4) Comfort in times of crisis: No matter how bad things get, there will be a nice afterlife for you and yours. And even if your worst enemy prospers, he'll get his comeuppance in the end. Peter |
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And you people wonder how someone can believe that Atheists are just runing away from responsability out of a desire for total anarchy.
I'm religious, and I've suffered NONE of the "benefits" you've provided, except for "social interaction with like minded people." I believe you've confused the entirety of the religious community with what my literature refferes to as stupid ********... which is a property any human beingcan posess. ![]() On behalf of the mind-controlled, bye-bull hurling, chick tract worshiping, anti-abortion creationist "great unwashed", thank you very much, but I'm none of those things. Perhaps in hte future you mgiht ask an actual Theist, and THEN attempt to analyze the validity of the response, instead of constructing such a crude man of straw? |
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I'd say one of the biggest benefits, as previously mentioned, is a sense of community and belonging.
One of the more minor benefits not yet mentioned, and I'm trying to think of a good generic wording for this, is teaching its members to deal with the world. Specifically what I have in mind is my fiancee's aunt. She's in her mid to late 40's, has a very child like personality, and is devotely Christian. When we go over to her house, she has a bookshelf filled with Christian genre books and Disney videos. What surprised me was that she had a series of Christian oriented finacial advice books along the lines of "How to get out of debt" or "Invest in a 401k". At first I was surprised and rather suspicious of these kinda of books. I mean, what does Christianity have to do with finacial responsibility? (no jokes please) But the more I thought about it, especially in the aunt's case, the more it made sense. When she needs advice in life, who is she going to trust the most, some stranger in a suit or someone who believes in the same fundamental things she does? Granted, in the real world, there is all sorts of potential for abuse and I've not actually read any of the books on her bookshelf. But in an idealistic sense, that's what a religion ought to do, help it's followers have the skills to cope with life. As long as no harm is done, more power to 'em, I say. |
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EDIT: No, wait... i'm not going to talk about TLOP here.
Instead, Franko, i'd like you to know that i'm pretty mad at you. After I got all worked up about the theist comments above, Upchurch went and posted something i agreed with, in defence of one important concept of theism; unity and helping others. Then you go and attack the "A-Theists", ignoring any shred of decency that might be left. I don't agree with your beliefs, Franko. Not much, at any rate. But i agree FAR less with your attitude. At lesat I have the decency to apologize after my enraged outburst. Which i wil ldo now.
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Let us get one thing straight, Franko, between you and me. I am not an atheist. But that does not automatically place me on your half of the playground. I do not believe that God will extend any punishment to me; if i chose to be irresponsible, destructive, and hateful, then my punishment is itself the property of being an irresponsible, destructive and hateful person. So far, almost all of the atheists whose posts I've read have been brutally honest, well thoguht out, and most importantly, often humble enough to admit when they are wrong.
I need no God to punish me, Franko. This world is harsh enough to those who seek to cause trouble without needing God's direct and personal intervention. Seems you've alienated the non-atheist too, Franko... Please feel free to call me a-theist; it;'s really quite fitting, since I really am "A Theist." EDIT: as for your comment that religious people who are literally fearful of divine retribution are more responsible, don't waste my time saying that a superficial act is more valuable than an honest, heartfelt expression of wanting to help. You may belittle anything else you like, but do not insult selfless acts of empathy. I have little tolerance for such criticizm. |
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I like Akots.
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In my calmer moments (which I'm trying to make longer and longer and is, hopeful, most of the time these days), I try to (1) view thread within the context that it was presented and (2) realize that personal attacks, 9 times out of 10, aren't directed at me personally but at my perceived classification (atheist, caucasion, male, American, etc.) usually due to a real or perceived insult incurred by person in the past. In this case, Whodini asked what the advantages of theism were, so I tried to view it from a theist's point of view (i.e. my fiancee's aunt). From her point of view, and mine, these books are a good thing for her that she may not have had were she not a theist. Franko's personal attacks are really just expressions of his anger towards atheism. Note how he doesn't even include actual names but focuses on labels. |
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Benefits of Atheism:
1. Less stress - you don't have to worry about stuff you can't control, like the fate of morality or the responsibility of loving your neighbors and caring 4 the poor. Atheists people, like animals, live longer because they stress less. 2. Emotional protection - you have a shield against the suffering of your nieghbors. Cripples and victims are JUST A BLOB OF TISSUE, THEY ARE NOT HUMANS, but simply are CHAOS OF NATURE. Hence, you needn't worry about them because they are NOT HUMANS, KILL THEM IF YOU CAN. 3. Pack identification - an easy way to tell who can be trusted and who can be beaten and robbed. All the people in your cult are automatically good people on your side, and all the other people are "TROLLS" for the taking. 4. Political power - it allows you to enforce your personal or community goals even when you can't come up with a rational argument for your goals (ATHEISM, WHO CANT PROVE ANYTHING). Even when those smart-asses point out rational reasons against your goals (theists). 5. Personal power - you may not be smart enough to argue with the literati, but your emotional sincerity can put you on equal footing. 6. Ego - Mr. BRAIN CHEMICAL X and "LUCK" r your personal friends. Not in a general way, but in an immediate, personal way. Like a best friend, "CHANCE AND LUCK" shares your views on everything. Luck validates your every position, backs your every move. (Luck being defined as everything that exist). 7. Cheap drugs - getting high on weed gives you that special feeling that runners and junkies live for - the magic endorphin fix, courtesy of your brain. And it costs less (unless you got unlucky and signed up for a cult). It's as good for you as sex, but without the risk of pregnancy. It's better for you than smack or crack (although not quite as intense). Like booze, it makes everyone at the party your special friend, but without the throwing up on your shoes part. 8. Reality modification - all of the above combine to allow you to corrupt reality in such a way that you can ignore the pointless random existential angst of existance, and focus on feeling good. |
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So, as a theist, you find yourself paying more for your drugs? Do you tend to post more when you have had your drugs, or when you have forgotten to take them? Or does it mean you are waiting on the next check? Just curious, if your rants are drug induced or representative of your best efforts when sober.. |
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Do you also believe in a Soul? Why? Based on what evidence? Are you a Christian? Do you belong to an organized Religion?
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No evidence, really... though it is a tiny bit arrogant to think that we ceace to exist simply because our bodies degrade. Perfectly reasonable, given the evidence, but still... are we really the end all and be all of the universe?
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We learn to treat people the way we do, Franko. We learn it from how others treat us. Who hurt you so much that you have to be this angry?
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The benefits of theism - hmmm...
As the child of a mixed theistic marriage and observer of how religion can be a tool of control and humiliation (my religion/group/cult is SOO much better than yours, so YOU must be worthless - I'll treat you that way!), I never saw much benefit there. When I was forced to attend religious services with my grandparents (Mum and Dad wisely stayed away), the only benefit I saw was the "safety in numbers" philosophy. It worked for me at the time, as I was young, shy and desperate to make friends. As the agnostic atheist parent of a very young child, I don't see the benefit of teaching her to believe in something that does not exist. Morals can be taught very nicely without a religious framework. For example, the Mum's be Good to Your Neighbor rule - a popular one in our house Honestly, not many benefits that I can see - at least to me. |
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My consequences in the afterlife will no doubt be the knowledge that I performed despicable acts, and that the crime and exploitation I executed in my life affords me no benefit after my death. And with my main form of survival so reliant on an obsolete form of exploitation, I'm about to become very very dependant on the charity of those I once abused. or something. I dunno. I don't remember doing any of those despicable crimes. But if I did, I'd want someone to stop me.
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So what is the evidence for your "free wlly" god?
I lack-o-belief in "free willy", and you have presented no evidence for his existence. I guess that makes me an A-A-Theist? I don't believe ANYTHING I just lack-o-belief in the Religion of A-Theism. |
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Soooo..... I'm guessing harmony with all people is not a benefit of theism? [/sarcasm] |
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