Keep your kids away from Maoams - there's porn on them!!!

JFrankA · 29th September 2009, 04:39 PM

And you thought they were innocent candies.

Clearly the wrappers are pornographic, and this article clearly states others think this way!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddr...-wrappers.html

......personally, I like the fact that if you have a cherry Maoam, you're guareteed to see a three way!!

Cobalt · 29th September 2009, 04:40 PM

Ha, wow. But the real question is, is the candy any good?

JFrankA · 29th September 2009, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by Cobalt

Ha, wow. But the real question is, is the candy any good?

With porn on the wrapper....who cares???

Seriously, the candies are really really good. My son loves them.

Safe-Keeper · 29th September 2009, 04:46 PM

Sigh... if you're prude enough to look for pornography on candy wrappers, you really need to get laid.

Cobalt · 29th September 2009, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

Sigh... if you're prude enough to look for pornography on candy wrappers, you really need to get laid.

Or you need candy cause you can't get any......

Originally Posted by JFrankA

With porn on the wrapper....who cares???

Meh, food play was never my thing. =\

Originally Posted by JFrankA

Seriously, the candies are really really good. My son loves them.

What are they anyway? Like hard candy or starburst sorta stuff?

JFrankA · 29th September 2009, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Cobalt

Or you need candy cause you can't get any......

He needs something.......

Quote:

Meh, food play was never my thing. =\

Not mine either, really. Maybe it's his.....

Quote:

What are they anyway? Like hard candy or starburst sorta stuff?

It's kind of like Starbursts, but much sweeter and the fruit flavors are mixed together.....probably because of all that sex they're having .....

Rolfe · 29th September 2009, 04:57 PM

Having looked at the pics in the article, it does look deliberate to me. But the guy who complained has serious issues, man!

Rolfe.

Arthur Denton · 29th September 2009, 05:03 PM

Man, honest, who cares, it's just a picture. Honest, if people worried more about the tons of waste they learn from religious sources instead of worrying about who's having sex with who, our world would be a better place.

Fnord · 29th September 2009, 05:06 PM

... need ... more ... candy ... yes ... more ... more ...

TokenMac · 29th September 2009, 08:16 PM

[KIDMODE]All I see is a lime hugging a lemon, and a cherry that must be so yummy even the lime wants to eat it.[/KIDMODE]

JFrankA · 29th September 2009, 08:17 PM

So now this means that instead of someone saying "Yes, I buy Playboy, but only for the articles", now they say "Yes, I buy Maoams, but only for the candy".....

Beerina · 29th September 2009, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by Rolfe

Having looked at the pics in the article, it does look deliberate to me. But the guy who complained has serious issues, man!

Rolfe.

One of the first things I learned in my psych 101 class was if it looks naughty, it almost certainly was intended to.

Wildy · 29th September 2009, 09:24 PM

You know, I've been eating Maoam all my life and I never noticed that until I read that article.

Nosi · 29th September 2009, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Rolfe

Having looked at the pics in the article, it does look deliberate to me. But the guy who complained has serious issues, man!

Rolfe.

Deliberately silly....

Prudes...beware imported candy, silliness may cause you to to

JoeyDonuts · 29th September 2009, 10:31 PM

I'll bet all that pornography makes the candy taste terrible.

Wait...oh god...

*barfs up one of five complimentary weekend passes to the Moonlite Bunny Ranch*

Skeptic · 29th September 2009, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

Sigh... if you're prude enough to look for pornography on candy wrappers, you really need to get laid.

It isn't porn (duh), but don't you tell me the illustrator wasn't having some fun...

Dr Adequate · 29th September 2009, 11:11 PM

"The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter."

Now there's a sentence you don't see every day.

slingblade · 29th September 2009, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by Dr Adequate

"The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter."

Now there's a sentence you don't see every day.

Wait...wait...if Sprite has the taste of Lymon...omg...

/hurl

Dr Adequate · 30th September 2009, 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by slingblade

Wait...wait...if Sprite has the taste of Lymon...omg...

/hurl

It's like there's a party in your mouth ... and everyone's naked.

Eskarina · 30th September 2009, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by slingblade

Wait...wait...if Sprite has the taste of Lymon...omg...

/hurl

It's worse than you think. The green thing isn't a lime, just a green, unidentifiable blob. Who obviously has a lot of fun of the fruity kind.

EvilSmurf · 30th September 2009, 06:30 AM

Is anyone else more concerned with the butchering of a fantastic Shakespearean name by the father? Of all the names he could have chosen for his child he picked Ofelia.

JFrankA · 30th September 2009, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by EvilSmurf

Is anyone else more concerned with the butchering of a fantastic Shakespearean name by the father? Of all the names he could have chosen for his child he picked Ofelia.

Well, it's possible that there may be some people who see how pornographic the "p" and the "h" look together.......

Psi Baba · 30th September 2009, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by Dr Adequate

"The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter."

That sounds like the makings of one hell of a Daiquiri.

666 · 30th September 2009, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by EvilSmurf

Is anyone else more concerned with the butchering of a fantastic Shakespearean name by the father? Of all the names he could have chosen for his child he picked Ofelia.

That's the Spanish spelling. My late mother-in-law was Ofelia.

FrankChurch · 30th September 2009, 02:52 PM

I'm waiting for how long this will be blamed on Obama.

Obama, evil porn candy maker.

Vortigern99 · 30th September 2009, 03:41 PM

"The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face. I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

This is a priceless piece of Puritanical prudery.

The bottom line appears to be that an argument, which the claimant started over marketing materials the shopkeeper did not design nor influence in any way, caused the claimant's wife to "sit down in the car park".

What is the world coming to?

gtc · 30th September 2009, 03:51 PM

I don't know if it is the power of suggestion but that lime certainly looks like it is getting funky with the lemon.

Perfume V · 1st October 2009, 01:37 AM

Finally! The West has its own Israeli aphrodisiac chewing gum scare!

Nosi · 1st October 2009, 02:53 AM

Originally Posted by Eskarina

It's worse than you think. The green thing isn't a lime, just a green, unidentifiable blob. Who obviously has a lot of fun of the fruity kind.

Mr. Spock?

JFrankA · 1st October 2009, 03:06 AM

Originally Posted by Perfume V

Finally! The West has its own Israeli aphrodisiac chewing gum scare!

Yes!!! Yes!!!! Now with Maoams and that gum I will feed them all to the people of the United States and they will all be thinking about sex and be constantly aroused so much that they will reject all religion and be free!!!!!!!!

My plan is working!!!!!

*Muah hah hah hah hah hah!!!!!* .....we need a "mad scientist" smilie....

29th September 2009, 04:39 PM	#1
JFrankA Illuminator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Hartford, CT Posts: 4,054	Keep your kids away from Maoams - there's porn on them!!! And you thought they were innocent candies. Clearly the wrappers are pornographic, and this article clearly states others think this way! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddr...-wrappers.html ......personally, I like the fact that if you have a cherry Maoam, you're guareteed to see a three way!!
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29th September 2009, 04:40 PM	#2
Cobalt Tobikan Judan Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,631	Ha, wow. But the real question is, is the candy any good?
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29th September 2009, 04:42 PM	#3
JFrankA Illuminator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Hartford, CT Posts: 4,054	Originally Posted by Cobalt Ha, wow. But the real question is, is the candy any good? With porn on the wrapper....who cares??? Seriously, the candies are really really good. My son loves them.
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29th September 2009, 04:48 PM	#5
Cobalt Tobikan Judan Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,631	Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper Sigh... if you're prude enough to look for pornography on candy wrappers, you really need to get laid. Or you need candy cause you can't get any...... Originally Posted by JFrankA With porn on the wrapper....who cares??? Meh, food play was never my thing. =\ Originally Posted by JFrankA Seriously, the candies are really really good. My son loves them. What are they anyway? Like hard candy or starburst sorta stuff?
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29th September 2009, 04:55 PM	#6
JFrankA Illuminator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Hartford, CT Posts: 4,054	Originally Posted by Cobalt Or you need candy cause you can't get any...... He needs something....... Quote: Meh, food play was never my thing. =\ Not mine either, really. Maybe it's his..... Quote: What are they anyway? Like hard candy or starburst sorta stuff? It's kind of like Starbursts, but much sweeter and the fruit flavors are mixed together.....probably because of all that sex they're having .....
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29th September 2009, 04:46 PM	#4
Safe-Keeper Philosopher Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sogndal, Norway Posts: 7,120	Sigh... if you're prude enough to look for pornography on candy wrappers, you really need to get laid.

29th September 2009, 04:57 PM	#7
Rolfe Anti-homeopathy illuminati member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NT 150 511 Posts: 34,312	Having looked at the pics in the article, it does look deliberate to me. But the guy who complained has serious issues, man! Rolfe.
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29th September 2009, 05:03 PM	#8
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29th September 2009, 05:06 PM	#9
Fnord Metasyntactic Variable Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,633	... need ... more ... candy ... yes ... more ... more ...
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29th September 2009, 08:16 PM	#10
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29th September 2009, 08:17 PM	#11
JFrankA Illuminator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Hartford, CT Posts: 4,054	So now this means that instead of someone saying "Yes, I buy Playboy, but only for the articles", now they say "Yes, I buy Maoams, but only for the candy".....
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29th September 2009, 08:26 PM	#12
Beerina Sarcastic Conqueror of Notions Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: A floating island above the clouds Posts: 23,835	Originally Posted by Rolfe Having looked at the pics in the article, it does look deliberate to me. But the guy who complained has serious issues, man! Rolfe. One of the first things I learned in my psych 101 class was if it looks naughty, it almost certainly was intended to.
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29th September 2009, 09:24 PM	#13
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29th September 2009, 10:11 PM	#14
Nosi Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,730	Originally Posted by Rolfe Having looked at the pics in the article, it does look deliberate to me. But the guy who complained has serious issues, man! Rolfe. Deliberately silly.... Prudes...beware imported candy, silliness may cause you to to
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29th September 2009, 10:31 PM	#15
JoeyDonuts Frequencies Not Known To Normals Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 10,636	I'll bet all that pornography makes the candy taste terrible. Wait...oh god... barfs up one of five complimentary weekend passes to the Moonlite Bunny Ranch
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29th September 2009, 10:34 PM	#16
Skeptic Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the chessboard Posts: 18,361	Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper Sigh... if you're prude enough to look for pornography on candy wrappers, you really need to get laid. It isn't porn (duh), but don't you tell me the illustrator wasn't having some fun...

29th September 2009, 11:11 PM	#17
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29th September 2009, 11:22 PM	#18
slingblade Guest Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 23,642	Originally Posted by Dr Adequate "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter." Now there's a sentence you don't see every day. Wait...wait...if Sprite has the taste of Lymon...omg... /hurl
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30th September 2009, 01:12 AM	#19
Dr Adequate Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Waiting Long Enough By The River Posts: 17,897	Originally Posted by slingblade Wait...wait...if Sprite has the taste of Lymon...omg... /hurl It's like there's a party in your mouth ... and everyone's naked.

30th September 2009, 01:40 AM	#20
Eskarina Touched By His Noodly Appendages Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 637	Originally Posted by slingblade Wait...wait...if Sprite has the taste of Lymon...omg... /hurl It's worse than you think. The green thing isn't a lime, just a green, unidentifiable blob. Who obviously has a lot of fun of the fruity kind.
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30th September 2009, 06:30 AM	#21
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30th September 2009, 07:22 AM	#22
JFrankA Illuminator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Hartford, CT Posts: 4,054	Originally Posted by EvilSmurf Is anyone else more concerned with the butchering of a fantastic Shakespearean name by the father? Of all the names he could have chosen for his child he picked Ofelia. Well, it's possible that there may be some people who see how pornographic the "p" and the "h" look together.......
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30th September 2009, 01:43 PM	#23
Psi Baba Homo Skepticalis Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Occupying my barstool Posts: 3,177	Originally Posted by Dr Adequate "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter." That sounds like the makings of one hell of a Daiquiri.
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30th September 2009, 02:48 PM	#24
666 Whingeing Pom Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Slightly to the east of Kernow. Posts: 1,327	Originally Posted by EvilSmurf Is anyone else more concerned with the butchering of a fantastic Shakespearean name by the father? Of all the names he could have chosen for his child he picked Ofelia. That's the Spanish spelling. My late mother-in-law was Ofelia.
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30th September 2009, 02:52 PM	#25
FrankChurch New Blood Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16	I'm waiting for how long this will be blamed on Obama. Obama, evil porn candy maker.
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30th September 2009, 03:41 PM	#26
Vortigern99 Philosopher Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 5,010	"The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face. I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park." This is a priceless piece of Puritanical prudery. The bottom line appears to be that an argument, which the claimant started over marketing materials the shopkeeper did not design nor influence in any way, caused the claimant's wife to "sit down in the car park". What is the world coming to?
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30th September 2009, 03:51 PM	#27
gtc Philosopher Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the downunderverse Posts: 7,114	I don't know if it is the power of suggestion but that lime certainly looks like it is getting funky with the lemon.
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1st October 2009, 01:37 AM	#28
Perfume V Scholar Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Middlesbrough, UK Posts: 110	Finally! The West has its own Israeli aphrodisiac chewing gum scare!

1st October 2009, 02:53 AM	#29
Nosi Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,730	Originally Posted by Eskarina It's worse than you think. The green thing isn't a lime, just a green, unidentifiable blob. Who obviously has a lot of fun of the fruity kind. Mr. Spock?
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1st October 2009, 03:06 AM	#30
JFrankA Illuminator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Hartford, CT Posts: 4,054	Originally Posted by Perfume V Finally! The West has its own Israeli aphrodisiac chewing gum scare! Yes!!! Yes!!!! Now with Maoams and that gum I will feed them all to the people of the United States and they will all be thinking about sex and be constantly aroused so much that they will reject all religion and be free!!!!!!!! My plan is working!!!!! Muah hah hah hah hah hah!!!!! .....we need a "mad scientist" smilie....
	__________________ "How perverted you are.", "I will bite you like a serpent. The poison will slowly kill your sophism..." - SnakeTongue "More truth is in a single issue of Mad than a year of Time." - Gord in Toronto "Oh, and one more thing: For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know." - Wise man in Sucker Punch