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Old 5th October 2009, 12:34 AM   #1
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Man once dying leaves hospital after 4 months - "It's a miracle!"

"[...]He appeared to be within hours of dying. But what happened next is going to lead to a formal investigation by the Catholic Church to determine if the spiritual intervention of an Irish-French monk, Columba Marmion who died in 1923, was responsible for a medical miracle. Because Andersen didn't die. He made a recovery that at first sight seems to defy medicine and logic.

Horgan arrived carrying with him a relic of Marmion - a fragment of his monk's habit. The priest was gowned and masked and led into intensive care unit. While praying that God would spare his friend's life, he took the relic and placed it on Andersen's head, heart and on the dressing covering his diseased leg. "I asked Blessed Marmion to intercede with the Lord and bring healing," said Horgan.

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On Saturday, five days after he fell ill, a nurse rushed up to Charlene. "He was really excited. He said, 'The blood culture's come back and it's negative. I'm taking him off life support.' He pulled the tube out of his mouth and Peter said to me, 'Can you give me a hug?' " One of his surgeons told Charlene her husband's recovery was a miracle, another said he was very lucky.

He would be in hospital for the next four months."

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http://www.canada.com/life/Catholic+...385/story.html

Sure, the guy was lucky, but not as lucky as the church would claim. Personally, I think a "miracle" would be if the guy was able to leave hospital the day after he was on his death bed, not 4 months later, but that's just me.
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Old 5th October 2009, 12:39 AM   #2
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surely if it was God he wouldn't have made him ill in the first place

he usually smites them sinners better than that doesnt he,
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Old 5th October 2009, 01:55 AM   #3
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I will never understand why religious people are so scared of death. Heck if I believed that this life only lasted (at best) 80 years, and that I had an eternity of bliss to look forward to after I died, I'd want to die as quick as possible!
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Old 5th October 2009, 05:00 AM   #4
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Miracle? I'm assuming that he was in a modern hospital, on life-support machinery, receiving medication and modern medical care...?

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Old 5th October 2009, 05:27 AM   #5
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so the stupid monk risked his friends life by rubbing a dirty old piece of cloth on his leg, in an attempt to promote infection?

Ill be in hospital soon for a big operation - if some jesus freak starts rubbing something on my bandages theyre gonna limp out, guaranteed.
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Old 5th October 2009, 05:48 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by orphia nay View Post
Sure, the guy was lucky, but not as lucky as the church would claim. Personally, I think a "miracle" would be if the guy was able to leave hospital the day after he was on his death bed, not 4 months later, but that's just me.
Not a very good cure rate.
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Old 5th October 2009, 06:06 AM   #7
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This is well within the limits for spontaneous recovery and regression. It is well known amongst medical circles and there is nothing miraculous about it.

He might explain this to the relatives of all the thousands of people who die from this disease all the time.
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Old 5th October 2009, 06:45 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by thatguywhojuggles View Post
I will never understand why religious people are so scared of death. Heck if I believed that this life only lasted (at best) 80 years, and that I had an eternity of bliss to look forward to after I died, I'd want to die as quick as possible!
It's that stupid self-preservation instinct. Why, oh why, did God make us fundamentally different from animals, yet gave us the same base instincts?

I'm guessing it's laziness. Copied and pasted some code from an aardvark or something.
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Old 5th October 2009, 07:01 AM   #9
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Because they are human and they are terrified. But they are terrified on two counts. One, they may well be wrong, two, they cannot accept oblivion.

Whereas, the sceptic might be humanly terrified of death but oblivion and an eventual return to the Universe might seem more appealing than an eternity spent in paralysed constant worship.
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Old 5th October 2009, 07:04 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by a_unique_person View Post
Not a very good cure rate.

No, he wasn't a curate. He was a monk.
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Old 5th October 2009, 07:23 AM   #11
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Old 5th October 2009, 10:59 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by Hux View Post
This is well within the limits for spontaneous recovery and regression. It is well known amongst medical circles and there is nothing miraculous about it.

He might explain this to the relatives of all the thousands of people who die from this disease all the time.
Recall House saying, in response to Foreman saying "Spontaneous recoveries occur," that "There is a reason, we just don't know it, yet."

Important distinction for this "debate" -- "We just don't know it, yet" in no way, shape, or form justifies "ergo goddidit."

Religion's track record of things tagged with "ergo goddidit" is not too promising, after science gets through with them. Even a religious person should be highly skittish of that tack.
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Old 5th October 2009, 11:01 AM   #13
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So what's the real miracle here, anyway? That his system responded to antibiotics? Or that he was not killed by the septic byproducts of the bacterial infestation, which is what ultimately kills, and can do so even if all the bacteria were magically waved away?
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Why didn't this beloved saint intervene by keeping him from getting sick in the first place?

It's like crediting the St Christopher medal on the dash of your car for getting you safely out after your accident.
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Old 5th October 2009, 11:55 AM   #15
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Originally Posted by thatguywhojuggles View Post
I will never understand why religious people are so scared of death. Heck if I believed that this life only lasted (at best) 80 years, and that I had an eternity of bliss to look forward to after I died, I'd want to die as quick as possible!
Depending upon denomination, there might be a few eons in Purgatory to go through before arriving at the Eternal Bliss place.
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Originally Posted by aggle-rithm View Post
Copied and pasted some code from an aardvark or
I hear the ladies appreciate that module.
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Originally Posted by Darth Rotor View Post
I hear the ladies appreciate that module.
I thought that too; I just couldn't find a way to articulate it as nicely as you.
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It's that stupid self-preservation instinct. Why, oh why, did God make us fundamentally different from animals, yet gave us the same base instincts?

I'm guessing it's laziness. Copied and pasted some code from an aardvark or something.
Of course, if we believe in a fantastic afterlife but fear going there it's because we don't REALLY believe in one. We have doubts that it exists at all. Or, we fear it'll be too boring. It's sort of a leave well enough alone scenario. Say we love where we live but we're told there's a better place to live by people whom we trust. We feel torn. "Do I want to leave here for there? At least I KNOW what here is like."
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Amazing, isn't it?

God, dead saints, religious relics and prayer all seem to cure infections and other "invisible" diseases and disorders, but not once has any of these regenerated an amputated limb, a missing internal organ, or a head that's been cut off.

Rather prejudicial, wouldn't you say?
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Amazing, isn't it?

God, dead saints, religious relics and prayer all seem to cure infections and other "invisible" diseases and disorders, but not once has any of these regenerated an amputated limb, a missing internal organ, or a head that's been cut off.

Rather prejudicial, wouldn't you say?

Oh, that's explainable! God doesn't want us to be TOO CERTAIN that he's involved in our lives. He seems to enjoy the guessing game he has going. Then , because of said game, if we don't believe he's around, he can throw us into a pit of fire for punishment. Or, "allow us" to go there.
Then simply blame Satan for it and say he's real sad, though...
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There's an entire web site dedicated to that very question:

whywontgodhealamputees.com

It does give pause; He must loath and despise people who lose limbs for whatever reason. He never hears or answers their prayers. if people go to Lourdes in wheelchairs, the best they can hope for is retreads on their tyres.
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Thanx, Hux! I've seen that website before, and "thrown it in the face" of those who claim that prayer, God, or some dead saint cures everything.

I've even pointed out my own amputation as proof that God does not always honor that "Ask and ye shall receive" bit from the Bible.
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It's been said before but bears repeating, I will believe its a miracle when an amputee grows his own arm or leg back overnight!
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It's been said before but bears repeating, I will believe its a miracle when an amputee grows his own arm or leg back overnight!

Why do we want bears to repeat? Does Steven Colbert know about this?
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When I was in the hospital this spring with blood poisoning, the doctor said that I was lucky, that about one in three people actually died if they got to the point I had.

I want to know who was praying for me, since obviously all the antibiotics and plasma and other stuff they had me on wasn't what was responsible for me getting better in just a couple days.
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... obviously all the antibiotics and plasma and other stuff they had me on wasn't what was responsible for me getting better in just a couple days.
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Evidence please?

People get better. Medical intervention helps them get better faster. And in all Biblical accounts, miraculous recovery was instantaneous. That it took "just a couple days" for you to get better (you did not say how much better, or how bad-off you were in the first place), indicates that your recovery was indeed a purely mundane and medically-induced one.
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Evidence please?

People get better. Medical intervention helps them get better faster. And in all Biblical accounts, miraculous recovery was instantaneous. That it took "just a couple days" for you to get better (you did not say how much better, or how bad-off you were in the first place), indicates that your recovery was indeed a purely mundane and medically-induced one.

As was the case quoted above, which was her point. That account is extremely sketchy. What, pray tell, is miraculous about blood cultures being negative? I've spent more time than I want to think about in ICUs, and I've never heard anyone, ever, say the words, "his blood cultures are negative, I'm taking him off life support", especially since the two are unrelated. Being on a respirator concerns oxygenation and muscle strength, not the results of blood cultures. Many people with positive blood cultures are never intubated. Plus one doesn't just pull a tube from a patient's throat; though sometimes patients do it themselves. They are placed on regular air on a T-tube; we watch to see if they can breath on their own and not tire out, etc. The weaning process takes time.

This sounds like a highly souped up, highly edited version of reality.
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I agree Ichneumonwasp, reading it all through, in such a short time he was going to be brain damaged, never going to walk, never going to drive, that hospital are doom merchants who don't hold out any hope, or maybe there is a lot of fabrication by the wife and priest.
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Ok. If Republicans would have you believe the Canadian health system (as well as the U.K's with our 'death panels') is collapsing into a heap on a daily basis, surely the miracle is that this poor sod survived the hospitalisation?
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