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The Infinitely Prolonged
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How sick is this?!
Eoin Colfer, the author of the "6th" HHGG novel*, has also written a new preface for Douglas Adam's first HHGG novel. First of all: The preface is not written very well: It seems to target kindergarten students who would, presumably, be too young to actually read the actual book. But, besides that point, he also... ...Gives away the most important jokes!! Before you even read the book itself!!! Yes, including the Great Answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything! It's right there, right in the preface: The actual number! And, it's not even hidden or obscured**!! There is actually a line in the book that says it. Something like: Yes: In the preface! This is not really a preface, at all! This is a deface! And, I hope Douglas Adams gets to strangle him, whenever he reaches the pits of Hell!! ---------------------------------------------- *This new book entitled, And Another Thing..., might be the subject of a different thread. I have not read it, yet. But, for some weird reason, I don't feel very anxious about that. I suppose we could talk about it here, if anyone wants to turn this into a general Eoin Colfer bashing thread. But, for now, I would rather focus on his hideous preface. It makes me want to throw things around the house!! **Like some examples that might be found, around here.
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Does anyone NOT know this stuff yet? I figure we're pretty much in "rosebud" territory here.
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There seems to be a trend of adding "sequels" to the works of dead authors these days.
Plenty of opportunity for Nerd Rage, like the OP. ![]() I recently read about a "sequel" to the Winnie-the-Pooh books. A new Winnie-the-Pooh? Oh bother
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42 isn't the punchline.
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The Infinitely Prolonged
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Even if that were true, the actual publishers of books have a professional obligation not to spoil their own secrets.
Could you imagine if a new release of Fight Club was made, that included an introduction that stated: It would be exactly the same attitude portrayed in that preface! Or, how about The Sixth Sense: (Of course, some films and books choose to give away their ending early. But, that would be the original artist's decision, not the publisher's or the commenter's.) Secondly: If you read the preface, it was clearly written as an introduction to those who have not, yet, read the book. Particularly young readers, who might not have heard about that gag, already. It comes complete with descriptions of the characters you will meet, etc. (Oh yeah, he gives away jokes about them, too!) Eh. Close enough to count. (And, please show some respect, and use spoiler tags, if you are going to mention the number.) |
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The Infinitely Prolonged
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I am going to try to hold off commenting on the new book, until I read. I have not even read any reviews about it, (but I have glimpsed some less-than-positive headlines). And, if the new deface of the HHGG book is anything to go by, it sounds like this guy's writing skills would be more suitable for his mother's refrigerator.
But, yes, I do intend to read it, eventually. For the historical necessity, if nothing else. One can not claim to be a True HHGG Completeist, without it, I'm afraid. I recently got into the habit of read one "bad" book a year. For three years they have been pseudo-scientific attempts at "non-fiction". Maybe next year I will read And Another Thing... in place of that. If it turns out that I actually like it (which is unlikely, but this is only a hypothetical conjecture) then I suppose I could read something else, for the spot. (I hear Dianetics is some good, awful rubbish to waste one's time with.) |
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This reminds me of the first time I read Lord of the Flies. The foreword/preface actually said that
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I was lucky that I only looked at the back cover of The Third Policeman after reading it; the blurb on the back of some editions gives away that
Even worse is the Ken Follett novel called |
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It's not like "The Answer" is a major plot twist to the books. It really is just the MacGuffin of the first few books, and barely mentioned in the rest. That it gets mentioned in the new preface isn't all that Spoiler-iffic.
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No. It isn't even close. And I'm not going to use spoiler tags on a freaking number that I keep on forgetting and yet everyone and their mom knows what the hell I am talking about. 42 is the freaking set up to the punchline.
Me: 47. Someone: You mean 42. Me: 49 Someone else: You mean 42. |
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Didn't Adams design a cover for one print run that had 42 on the cover?
ETA: Thought so - see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hi...ook_cover).jpg |
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Douglas did it too
At one point in the story, I think just as the Heart of Gold nears Magrathea, we are warned that there will be turbulence ahead and that one member of the crew will sustain a bruised forearm, so as not to shock the readers (though he does hold back the name of the individual concerned so that not all the suspense will be lost).
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<sigh>
The DVD box set of Planet of the Apes shows telegraphing one of the most breathtaking surprise endings in cinematic history. |
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The Infinitely Prolonged
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But, it is one of the principal jokes in the book: One that takes a lot of effort to set up, and the payoff in the "punchline" works best if you don't see it coming.
It's the psychology of how the mind's humorous surprise response is triggered, that we should be taking into consideration, here. The problem with Douglas Adams' writing - actually one problem with his writing for there are several - is that the set-up for his jokes are often funny enough that they are indistinguishable from the actual punchline content. We can try to argue about what exactly constitutes a punchline or not. My main point is that the revelation of The Answer is one of the key funny points in the book, and one that is ruined if given away too early. Well, I do know he can write a book, because he has already done so. It's probably not written well... but I am willing to see his train wreck for myself, eventually. Maybe I will be pleasantly surprised. You could be referring to one of two things: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, by Douglas Adams, which is not related to HHGG. The Salmon of Doubt, which remained unfinished when Douglas Adams died. It started as a new Dirk Gently novel. But, Adams was considering transforming it into another HHGG novel, instead. Since it was never finished, we will probably never know it's true intended final fate. That one was hidden and obscured. (Which reminds me of another form of that number, somewhere... hmmm...) And, there was no suggestion that it was connected with LU&E, anyway. The movie posters and DVD cover for the 2005 movie has a more blatant number on it. I was never happy about that. But, at least there was no connection with LU&E. That was the original artist's creative decision. That is not some outsider knocking down his more carefully set up jokes. Though, it's not necessarily the mere act of revealing the punchlines that bugs me, so much as the fact that this was IN THE BOOK'S OWN PREFACE. If he just wrote about it on a blog, it would not matter to me, so much. Giving away the jokes in the preface strikes me as unprofessionally disrespectful, to say the least. |
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The difference is the way in which it's presented.
DA included that warning as a joke, in it's own right. It's humorous in that the author pauses the book in the middle of quite a bit of action to reassure the reader. Not at all the same as reading that bit of info in a preface...Besides, it adds to the intrigue/suspense - we know they're in danger, we know they get out of it relatively unscathed, but we're still left wanting to know how it all resolves (complete with it's own interesting quirks). With the preface informing us of the answer, there's no suspense left really. The joke about the answer is the answer itself. Throwing it out there before even reading the book doesn't build any suspense. |
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One should never read a foreward prior to reading the work itself.
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The Infinitely Prolonged
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Good adivce, in general. But, how many people are instinctively going to know that?
And there are some possible exceptions: 1. If the foreward was written or endorsed by the original author. 2. If it is a work of non-fiction, sometimes the forewards can make interesting points. (Though, sometimes they will pick on details you have yet to read about, especially in second-editions. So, sometimes it is best to save them for later, too.) 3. Books older than, say, 100 years or so. Sometimes there is a language barrier, and some historical context, that has to be explained, before you get into the actual book. And, the authors of classics tend to be very professional about these things. (though, there might be exceptions.) ...which, I might add, the reader can experience, and be part of ...if it is not revealed in advance. |
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My blood ran cold first time I saw it. I remember thinking when I bought the DVDs, 'maybe they reckon everyone knows anyway by now', but this is no excuse. When I watched it again with my partner (who had never seen it before), I made sure she didn't see the box in advance. She was blown away by that ending too, a reaction she was almost cheated from by a careless piece of packaging.
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There is a special circle in hell reserved for people who spoil things for others. It doesn't matter how ubiquitous the event/plot element in question is.
Example: In film class, we were about to watch Psycho. The prof said, "Has anyone here not seen this?" One person raised their hand. He made the stabbing gesture. "Do you know what this is?" She said no. He said "SHHHH!!!!! Don't spoil this for her!!" So, afterward, we were able to get a very special perspective on the film. How someone feels about it when they don't know what's going to happen. Psycho does something very unusual (especially for its time period), and its effect is lost if you know what's coming. And what's more, it's EASY to use spoiler tags. Not doing so is lazy and disresepectful. The presence of people who refuse to do so is why I won't read any thread on this forum about a movie I haven't seen yet. You can rail and kick and scream about how it's unreasonable for us to ask for spoiler tags. But in reality, it is those who refuse to use them that are being unreasonable given how easy it is, and that you can still say whatever you want inside the spoiler tags. |
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I disagree.
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It's amazing how many of these "paranormal" icons seem to merge together. There always seem to be theories about how they link together in some way. I'm sure someone has a very good explanation as to how Bigfoot killed JFK to help cover Roswell.-Mark Mekes This isn't rocket surgery.-Bill Nye |
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The publishers of the new edition of the original Hitchhiker's Guide have this to say in response to the public outcry over Eoin Colfer's outrageous and unforgivable faux pas:
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[As] to the pointy of moral lessons, I may as well take them from Bruce Lee as Jesus. He's contradictory, fallible, arrogant...But at least I know he existed. - Red3 |
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The Infinitely Prolonged
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No way!!! Shut the hell up!!
![]() With the Luke example, the statute probably did expire. The phrase "Luke, I am your father" has entered our popular lexicon. And, these days, it is considered humorous by many, to fein shock at finding this this out, when it is mentioned. (Anytime someone mentions that Vader was Luke's father, at a Sci-Fi convention, there is almost always at least one person in the audience sarcastically gasping in surprise.) The thing about Han shooting first is that it is hardly giving anything away. It is a character-defining moment, that Lucas mucked up in one of his revisions. Not quite the same level of popular knowledge as Vader being Luke's daddy. Also: Even if someone knows that the number 42 somehow relates to the book (or the movie, as its poster gives away), they might not expect it to show up at that particular, critical moment. Chances are, they will forget about the number as they read the book, come across the reveal and laugh; and then when looking back onto the cover, they might either say "Oh, I never even noticed that before", or "Oh, so that's why that was there!" Blatantly telling someone the significance of the number, in very direct, unambiguous terms, before they read it, throws all that out the window. Which version of the third book is this?! My point is that there are plenty who probably don't. I didn't know anything about The Answer, when I first read the book, and it had already been out for 15 or so years. AND, I even had already played through some of the computer game. Young readers, the precise audience the preface was written for, are the ones most likely NOT to have known it already. |
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Beautiful. I have to agree with the OP. In the final regard there is no need to explain 42 to people who have read the books, and lots of reasons not to spoil things for people who haven't. Although it might be hard to credit in these environs, there are people who haven't encountered it yet. Seems a shame to deny them the experience. |
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It's amazing how many of these "paranormal" icons seem to merge together. There always seem to be theories about how they link together in some way. I'm sure someone has a very good explanation as to how Bigfoot killed JFK to help cover Roswell.-Mark Mekes This isn't rocket surgery.-Bill Nye |
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I only condone the capital punishment in most extreme cases. This one qualifies.
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