Ritual sex to change one's luck. Heh.

HansMustermann · 2nd November 2009, 10:09 AM

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/02/taoist_master/

The short and skinny is that a model was told that having "ritual sex" with a Taoist Master would improve her luck. Which she did. Repeatedly. She apparently even insisted on paying him for it. Turns out it was just a truck driver.

Only change so far seems to be that she got pregnant.

As an aside... I don't know... it's stuff like this that makes me wonder just how superstitious, gullible and/or delusional some people can be. I mean, the whole "you need to blow me to get good luck" setup reads like a joke, except the joke used to involve a leprechaun instead of a Taoist Master...

Rasmus · 2nd November 2009, 10:16 AM

Someone has to say it: He sure gut luckier!

From the article:

Quote:

Unfortunately, the guru in question was actually 55-year-old truck driver Au Yeung Kwok-fu

... likje it would have been all good, or at least significantly better, if he had been a real "guru", or what?

ponderingturtle · 2nd November 2009, 10:22 AM

Why do people think being a truck driver and guru or sage are so incompatable?

I think it will be difficult to show that his psychic luck sex is just as effective as other guru's psychic luck rituals.

ParrotPirate · 2nd November 2009, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by ponderingturtle

Why do people think being a truck driver and guru or sage are so incompatable?

I think it will be difficult to show that his psychic luck sex is just as effective as other guru's psychic luck rituals.

I know I find driving rather meditative or zen-like ( at least when I'm not in the city).

Simon39759 · 2nd November 2009, 10:32 AM

Well; it does sounds kinda funny on face value.
On the other hand, the guy DID take advantage of her, and the trust and position of authority he exercised on her which is quite serious.

Marduk · 2nd November 2009, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by ParrotPirate

I know I find driving rather meditative or zen-like ( at least when I'm not in the city).

crash much ?

HansMustermann · 2nd November 2009, 10:35 AM

Well, I'd think that failing to check the guy's credentials _is_ further proof of gullibility, if any more proof is needed. But the surrealistic element for me is that someone would just go on with a ritual that, basically, starts with "now you must blow me." I mean, we're not talking about wearing an amulet or saying a hundred Hail Marys. At the very least you'd think someone would... wonder if the Guru's interest in that ritual is purely charitable and does not contain a bit of self-interest. And not the enlightened kind

Mark6 · 2nd November 2009, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by HansMustermann

Well, I'd think that failing to check the guy's credentials _is_ further proof of gullibility, if any more proof is needed. But the surrealistic element for me is that someone would just go on with a ritual that, basically, starts with "now you must blow me."

Well, it did start with

Quote:

Au Yeung "then used fu - written talismans - to mark her body".

"Blow me" was the SECOND step.

ponderingturtle · 2nd November 2009, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Simon39759

Well; it does sounds kinda funny on face value.
On the other hand, the guy DID take advantage of her, and the trust and position of authority he exercised on her which is quite serious.

But did he believe what he was doing would help or not?

HansMustermann · 2nd November 2009, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Simon39759

Well; it does sounds kinda funny on face value.
On the other hand, the guy DID take advantage of her, and the trust and position of authority he exercised on her which is quite serious.

Well, that the guy is guilty of that, is undeniable. But I also think that she had to be terminally gullible to fall for that. One doesn't excuse the other.

MattC · 2nd November 2009, 11:05 AM

It is amusing to realize how many of these ritual sex programs are invented by men.

Hux · 2nd November 2009, 11:50 AM

What credentials, one wonders, must you have to be a Taoist master? Couldn't a toilet attendant be a master?

But if you can get blowjobs and get paid for them - where do I sign up? I could stay an atheist couldn't I? I mean they don't have Gods?

Marduk · 2nd November 2009, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Hux

But if you can get blowjobs and get paid for them - where do I sign up?

your local rail station should have a rent boy section, try there

Hux · 2nd November 2009, 11:54 AM

Whoah there. You making fun of my new religion? And why would I want boys? Im not a Catholic.

HansMustermann · 2nd November 2009, 11:54 AM

Taoism has a metric buttload (about 1.1 imperial arseloads

) of Gods, I'm affraid. If you want the no gods version you must go Buddhist master.

Though I suppose one could also get a variant of pantheism that's just an obfuscated way of saying "there is no God." Spinoza's God is an excellent example of that.

Hmm... Spinozan Guru sounds kinda cool, actually

Rasmus · 2nd November 2009, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by ponderingturtle

Why do people think being a truck driver and guru or sage are so incompatable?

I didn't mean to suggest that, btw. He got the gullible to do his bidding - seems he more than qualifies as a guru.

Marduk · 2nd November 2009, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by Hux

Whoah there. You making fun of my new religion? And why would I want boys? Im not a Catholic.

its floundering, you need to sugar the deal somehow before you get started on charging people if you want to be a real cult leader like me
suggest you try paying women to blow you first and take it from there

m_huber · 2nd November 2009, 12:15 PM

I thought this was the funniest thing I had seen all day, until I got to the bottom and saw the related headline:

Quote:

Witchdoctor orders Serb to have sex with hedgehog

Mister Agenda · 2nd November 2009, 12:20 PM

Now THAT'll change your luck!

Marduk · 2nd November 2009, 01:07 PM

from that headline theres this
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09...n_witchdoctor/

Quote:

We contacted a member of the International Association of Witchdoctors this morning for a comment. He told us: "This demonstrates the dangers in consulting unlicenced witchdoctors. We advise anyone with ejaculatory disfunction to consult our list of approved practitioners."

God save us from unlicensed witch doctors

quixotecoyote · 2nd November 2009, 01:19 PM

Best part of that article is the related stories section:

Related Stories

Error: a thorough search of the Register database for "sex" and "hedgehog" returned [0] results. Please modify your search to contain at least one IT-related term.

Marduk · 2nd November 2009, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by quixotecoyote

Error: a thorough search of the Register database for "sex" and "hedgehog" returned [0] results. Please modify your search to contain at least one IT-related term.

works when I click on it, could you ask your parents to switch off your cyber nanny so you can read the article

HansMustermann · 2nd November 2009, 01:38 PM

I think he means the Related Stories at the bottom of the hedgehog article.

Marduk · 2nd November 2009, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by HansMustermann

I think he means the Related Stories at the bottom of the hedgehog article.

okies, noted, still I got my cheap shot in so it was worthwhile, apparently this is the approved and licensed witchdoctor remedy for impotence from the same article

Quote:

"Mix one teaspoon of powdered ocelot spleen with Red Bull under a full moon. Drink one hour before attempting penetration while sitting in a pentacle formed by toad skulls. Then, when you're on the job, think about the mother-in-law and filling in tax returns."

I wonder if hes mixing up his "cure for impotence" with his "will cause impotence" remedies

ponderingturtle · 2nd November 2009, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by Rasmus

I didn't mean to suggest that, btw. He got the gullible to do his bidding - seems he more than qualifies as a guru.

It only seems remarkable for the involement of sex, but tying sex to magic is nothing remarkable. It seems that doing this with out the sex would have been unremarkable.

Careyp74 · 2nd November 2009, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by Simon39759

Well; it does sounds kinda funny on face value.
On the other hand, the guy DID take advantage of her, and the trust and position of authority he exercised on her which is quite serious.

She didn't wait long enough for her luck to turn around. Also, she did not have faith that it was going to work. I see no fault on the truck driver.

Skeptic · 2nd November 2009, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Unfortunately, the guru in question was actually 55-year-old truck driver Au Yeung Kwok-fu

Actually, she is Au Yeung Kwok fu... he's just a dirty old man.

Simon39759 · 2nd November 2009, 02:52 PM

That reminds me of the news a few week ago about this teacher at a Christian school that convinced a couple of teenager to have sex with him for some cultish reason...

TimCallahan · 2nd November 2009, 03:21 PM

Well, as a general rule, people who have sex are luckier than people who don't, in that they're getting laid. So, there you are!

Marduk · 2nd November 2009, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by TimCallahan

Well, as a general rule, people who have sex are luckier than people who don't, in that they're getting laid. So, there you are!

doesnt that depend on if the person theyre having sex with looks like Pamela Anderson rather than Mother Theresa

Mick Houlahan · 2nd November 2009, 04:04 PM

Awesome. Kinda reminds me of this bar downtown - you go in, pay em five bucks, and they give you a drink and a sandwich, then take you in the back room and get you laid.

I've never been there, but my sister has.

Marduk · 2nd November 2009, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Mick Houlahan

Awesome. Kinda reminds me of this bar downtown - you go in, pay em five bucks, and they give you a drink and a sandwich, then take you in the back room and get you laid.

I've never been there, but my sister has.

every town has a kfc, perhaps shes just confusing getting laid with the origin of chicken sandwiches

Mark A. Siefert · 2nd November 2009, 07:35 PM

Her first mistake was to go to a Taoist for her sexual rituals when the Wiccans have the real deal... or was it the Raelians....

tyr_13 · 2nd November 2009, 07:44 PM

But what am I to do if I have no luck getting sex?

Damn ketch 22.

arthwollipot · 2nd November 2009, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Hux

What credentials, one wonders, must you have to be a Taoist master?

You don't need to be a Taoist master, you only need to convince someone that you are.

Marduk · 2nd November 2009, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by Mark A. Siefert

Her first mistake was to go to a Taoist for her sexual rituals when the Wiccans have the real deal... or was it the Raelians....

its the Babylonian pantheists actually, you must have missed my international churchboard campaign.

we had to change the wording as the original message wasn't appreciated down south as some people thought it was offensive
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...churchsign.jpg

Marduk · 2nd November 2009, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by tyr_13

But what am I to do if I have no luck getting sex?

Damn ketch 22.

if thats you in the picture, you'd just need to get arrested and thrown in county,

sex will follow

Hux · 3rd November 2009, 03:38 AM

Originally Posted by Mick Houlahan

Awesome. Kinda reminds me of this bar downtown - you go in, pay em five bucks, and they give you a drink and a sandwich, then take you in the back room and get you laid.

I've never been there, but my sister has.

Absolute class

tyr_13 · 3rd November 2009, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by Marduk

if thats you in the picture, you'd just need to get arrested and thrown in county,

sex will follow

Skeptic · 3rd November 2009, 12:08 PM

Sex is usually due to romance, which leads to marriage, which often leads to divorce...

Why don't you shorten the procedure, tyr_13? Instead of looking for love, just find a woman you don't like and buy her a house.

2nd November 2009, 10:09 AM	#1
HansMustermann Master Poster Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,383	Ritual sex to change one's luck. Heh. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/02/taoist_master/ The short and skinny is that a model was told that having "ritual sex" with a Taoist Master would improve her luck. Which she did. Repeatedly. She apparently even insisted on paying him for it. Turns out it was just a truck driver. Only change so far seems to be that she got pregnant. As an aside... I don't know... it's stuff like this that makes me wonder just how superstitious, gullible and/or delusional some people can be. I mean, the whole "you need to blow me to get good luck" setup reads like a joke, except the joke used to involve a leprechaun instead of a Taoist Master...

2nd November 2009, 10:16 AM	#2
Rasmus Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 3,369	Someone has to say it: He sure gut luckier! From the article: Quote: Unfortunately, the guru in question was actually 55-year-old truck driver Au Yeung Kwok-fu ... likje it would have been all good, or at least significantly better, if he had been a real "guru", or what?
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2nd November 2009, 10:22 AM	#3
ponderingturtle Orthogonal Vector Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ossining NY Posts: 17,597	Why do people think being a truck driver and guru or sage are so incompatable? I think it will be difficult to show that his psychic luck sex is just as effective as other guru's psychic luck rituals.
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2nd November 2009, 10:33 AM	#6
Marduk Dragon Killer Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Newbury, Berkshire Posts: 2,007	Originally Posted by ParrotPirate I know I find driving rather meditative or zen-like ( at least when I'm not in the city). crash much ?
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Mark6 Muse Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 629	Originally Posted by HansMustermann Well, I'd think that failing to check the guy's credentials _is_ further proof of gullibility, if any more proof is needed. But the surrealistic element for me is that someone would just go on with a ritual that, basically, starts with "now you must blow me." Well, it did start with Quote: Au Yeung "then used fu - written talismans - to mark her body". "Blow me" was the SECOND step.
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ParrotPirate Critical Thinker Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Here,now Posts: 396	Originally Posted by ponderingturtle Why do people think being a truck driver and guru or sage are so incompatable? I think it will be difficult to show that his psychic luck sex is just as effective as other guru's psychic luck rituals. I know I find driving rather meditative or zen-like ( at least when I'm not in the city).

2nd November 2009, 10:32 AM	#5
Simon39759 Graduate Poster Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,020	Well; it does sounds kinda funny on face value. On the other hand, the guy DID take advantage of her, and the trust and position of authority he exercised on her which is quite serious.

2nd November 2009, 10:35 AM	#7
HansMustermann Master Poster Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,383	Well, I'd think that failing to check the guy's credentials _is_ further proof of gullibility, if any more proof is needed. But the surrealistic element for me is that someone would just go on with a ritual that, basically, starts with "now you must blow me." I mean, we're not talking about wearing an amulet or saying a hundred Hail Marys. At the very least you'd think someone would... wonder if the Guru's interest in that ritual is purely charitable and does not contain a bit of self-interest. And not the enlightened kind

2nd November 2009, 10:43 AM	#9
ponderingturtle Orthogonal Vector Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ossining NY Posts: 17,597	Originally Posted by Simon39759 Well; it does sounds kinda funny on face value. On the other hand, the guy DID take advantage of her, and the trust and position of authority he exercised on her which is quite serious. But did he believe what he was doing would help or not?
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2nd November 2009, 10:51 AM	#10
HansMustermann Master Poster Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,383	Originally Posted by Simon39759 Well; it does sounds kinda funny on face value. On the other hand, the guy DID take advantage of her, and the trust and position of authority he exercised on her which is quite serious. Well, that the guy is guilty of that, is undeniable. But I also think that she had to be terminally gullible to fall for that. One doesn't excuse the other.

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Rasmus Illuminator Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 3,369	Originally Posted by ponderingturtle Why do people think being a truck driver and guru or sage are so incompatable? I didn't mean to suggest that, btw. He got the gullible to do his bidding - seems he more than qualifies as a guru.
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Marduk Dragon Killer Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Newbury, Berkshire Posts: 2,007	Originally Posted by Hux Whoah there. You making fun of my new religion? And why would I want boys? Im not a Catholic. its floundering, you need to sugar the deal somehow before you get started on charging people if you want to be a real cult leader like me suggest you try paying women to blow you first and take it from there
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Marduk Dragon Killer Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Newbury, Berkshire Posts: 2,007	from that headline theres this http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09...n_witchdoctor/ Quote: We contacted a member of the International Association of Witchdoctors this morning for a comment. He told us: "This demonstrates the dangers in consulting unlicenced witchdoctors. We advise anyone with ejaculatory disfunction to consult our list of approved practitioners." God save us from unlicensed witch doctors
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HansMustermann Master Poster Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,383	I think he means the Related Stories at the bottom of the hedgehog article.

2nd November 2009, 01:43 PM	#24
Marduk Dragon Killer Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Newbury, Berkshire Posts: 2,007	Originally Posted by HansMustermann I think he means the Related Stories at the bottom of the hedgehog article. okies, noted, still I got my cheap shot in so it was worthwhile, apparently this is the approved and licensed witchdoctor remedy for impotence from the same article Quote: "Mix one teaspoon of powdered ocelot spleen with Red Bull under a full moon. Drink one hour before attempting penetration while sitting in a pentacle formed by toad skulls. Then, when you're on the job, think about the mother-in-law and filling in tax returns." I wonder if hes mixing up his "cure for impotence" with his "will cause impotence" remedies
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ponderingturtle Orthogonal Vector Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ossining NY Posts: 17,597	Originally Posted by Rasmus I didn't mean to suggest that, btw. He got the gullible to do his bidding - seems he more than qualifies as a guru. It only seems remarkable for the involement of sex, but tying sex to magic is nothing remarkable. It seems that doing this with out the sex would have been unremarkable.
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Careyp74 Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Trevose, PA Posts: 1,357	Originally Posted by Simon39759 Well; it does sounds kinda funny on face value. On the other hand, the guy DID take advantage of her, and the trust and position of authority he exercised on her which is quite serious. She didn't wait long enough for her luck to turn around. Also, she did not have faith that it was going to work. I see no fault on the truck driver.

2nd November 2009, 02:23 PM	#27
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Simon39759 Graduate Poster Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,020	That reminds me of the news a few week ago about this teacher at a Christian school that convinced a couple of teenager to have sex with him for some cultish reason...

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2nd November 2009, 03:31 PM	#30
Marduk Dragon Killer Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Newbury, Berkshire Posts: 2,007	Originally Posted by TimCallahan Well, as a general rule, people who have sex are luckier than people who don't, in that they're getting laid. So, there you are! doesnt that depend on if the person theyre having sex with looks like Pamela Anderson rather than Mother Theresa
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Mick Houlahan Scholar Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chicago 'burbs Posts: 107	Awesome. Kinda reminds me of this bar downtown - you go in, pay em five bucks, and they give you a drink and a sandwich, then take you in the back room and get you laid. I've never been there, but my sister has.

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Marduk Dragon Killer Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Newbury, Berkshire Posts: 2,007	Originally Posted by Mick Houlahan Awesome. Kinda reminds me of this bar downtown - you go in, pay em five bucks, and they give you a drink and a sandwich, then take you in the back room and get you laid. I've never been there, but my sister has. every town has a kfc, perhaps shes just confusing getting laid with the origin of chicken sandwiches
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Marduk Dragon Killer Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Newbury, Berkshire Posts: 2,007	Originally Posted by Mark A. Siefert Her first mistake was to go to a Taoist for her sexual rituals when the Wiccans have the real deal... or was it the Raelians.... its the Babylonian pantheists actually, you must have missed my international churchboard campaign. we had to change the wording as the original message wasn't appreciated down south as some people thought it was offensive http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...churchsign.jpg
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