No facepalm is big enough for this.

JFrankA · 22nd November 2009, 08:39 PM

I'm not going to tell you what it is about. It's something you have to...it's...

Just read it....

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/news/3...ike.5840053.jp

There are so many things in this article to facepalm to, but this is the one that does it for me...

Quote:

William, 29, a window cleaner, said: "When I saw it, I showed my daughter Ami, who's six, and she saw it straight away, so I thought 'well if she can see it too, it's not just me'

cwalner · 22nd November 2009, 09:12 PM

Hehe,

reminds me of when I had to get an ultrasound of my heart. I couldn't tell what I was looking at, but I tried to get the doctor to give me a picture, like they do for pregnant women. I wanted to bring the picture to work and tell people it was a picture of my unborn child, and see if I could get anybody to believe me despite being male.

EeneyMinnieMoe · 22nd November 2009, 09:21 PM

He's 29, she's 34 and they have a 16 year old son and a 15 year old daughter? Did they conceive him when she was 17 and he was 12?

Unless the father of the two older children is another man and she met her current husband later.

Audible Click · 22nd November 2009, 09:22 PM

My son brought me the ultrasound picture of his baby held it out to me and said "Look! we're having an alien!

(she turned out to be a perfectly beautiful baby girl)

fromdownunder · 22nd November 2009, 09:31 PM

The first foetus in history wearing sunglasses. Whatever were they doing back in March?

In any event, it can't be him. He is still alive and working with Elvis and Princess Di. at McDonalds in Iceland.

Norm

Empress · 22nd November 2009, 09:32 PM

Quote:

"But it is my seventh child, and seven is a mythical number."

I'm a seventh child, and Billie Jean is not my lover. Maybe I was the reincarnation of Michael Jackson forty years before he died!!

Oooo...spooky!

Vortigern99 · 22nd November 2009, 09:46 PM

The only explanation here is that 1) Michael Jackson impregnated the woman before he died... and 2) Lamarck was right.

kitakaze · 23rd November 2009, 02:22 AM

Originally Posted by JFrankA

No facepalm is big enough for this.

It takes two to make a thing go right...

MRC_Hans · 23rd November 2009, 02:29 AM

To be fair, there is really no hint of anything supernatural there, they seem just amazed at the Jacko resemblance. She even just calls 7 a mythical number, which is entirely correct.

Hans

JFrankA · 23rd November 2009, 03:57 AM

Originally Posted by MRC_Hans

To be fair, there is really no hint of anything supernatural there, they seem just amazed at the Jacko resemblance. She even just calls 7 a mythical number, which is entirely correct.

Hans

You've got a point there.

Still. I think the whole thing deserves a facepalm...

Delvo · 23rd November 2009, 04:37 AM

The biggest call for a "facepalm" that I see here is what the person who edited that image did to Picard's arm!

(btw, What's the scene that the more common/usual Picard image comes from?)

kitakaze · 23rd November 2009, 05:37 AM

Originally Posted by Delvo

The biggest call for a "facepalm" that I see here is what the person who edited that image did to Picard's arm!

No, no, Delvo. So wrong. Picard facepalmed so hard, he compound fractured his arm. So stupid it hurts!

Pure_Argent · 23rd November 2009, 05:42 AM

doctoratlantis · 23rd November 2009, 05:49 AM

"seven is a mythical number"

Really? I assume she means "mystical" but this is a lot funnier. Who can forget the story of Zeus's rape of the number seven? Or the time seven got ass ears?

cwalner · 23rd November 2009, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by MRC_Hans

She even just calls 7 a mythical number, which is entirely correct.

Hans

Actually 7 is simultaneously, real, rational, whole, and integral. ETA and natural

I think you are confusing 7 with i, which is completely imaginary, so may very well by mythical as well.

NotJesus · 23rd November 2009, 12:04 PM

Thing looks more like Jesus to me.

Madalch · 23rd November 2009, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by cwalner

Actually 7 is simultaneously, real, rational, whole, and integral. ETA and natural

I think you are confusing 7 with i, which is completely imaginary, so may very well by mythical as well.

No, no, no- the square root of a negative number is imaginary.

The logarithm of a negative number is mythical.

Completely different.

(Yes, I know that's completely wrong, since the log of a negative number is also imaginary, and can be defined in terms of i. But I thought it sounded good.)

Shrike · 23rd November 2009, 02:31 PM

Well, this is the biggest I could find.
Does this help?

http://i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/jpg/facepalm.jpg

22nd November 2009, 08:39 PM	#1
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22nd November 2009, 09:12 PM	#2
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22nd November 2009, 09:22 PM	#4
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22nd November 2009, 09:32 PM	#6
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22nd November 2009, 09:31 PM	#5
fromdownunder Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,527	The first foetus in history wearing sunglasses. Whatever were they doing back in March? In any event, it can't be him. He is still alive and working with Elvis and Princess Di. at McDonalds in Iceland. Norm

22nd November 2009, 09:46 PM	#7
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23rd November 2009, 02:22 AM	#8
kitakaze Resident DJ/NSA Supermole Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Behind the decks in Tokyo, Japan Posts: 8,198	Originally Posted by JFrankA No facepalm is big enough for this. It takes two to make a thing go right...
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23rd November 2009, 02:29 AM	#9
MRC_Hans Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: N55.47'36" E12.30'21" Posts: 10,485	To be fair, there is really no hint of anything supernatural there, they seem just amazed at the Jacko resemblance. She even just calls 7 a mythical number, which is entirely correct. Hans
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23rd November 2009, 03:57 AM	#10
JFrankA Master Poster Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Hartford, CT Posts: 2,327	Originally Posted by MRC_Hans To be fair, there is really no hint of anything supernatural there, they seem just amazed at the Jacko resemblance. She even just calls 7 a mythical number, which is entirely correct. Hans You've got a point there. Still. I think the whole thing deserves a facepalm...
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23rd November 2009, 04:37 AM	#11
Delvo Graduate Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: USA Posts: 1,394	The biggest call for a "facepalm" that I see here is what the person who edited that image did to Picard's arm! (btw, What's the scene that the more common/usual Picard image comes from?)

23rd November 2009, 05:37 AM	#12
kitakaze Resident DJ/NSA Supermole Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Behind the decks in Tokyo, Japan Posts: 8,198	Originally Posted by Delvo The biggest call for a "facepalm" that I see here is what the person who edited that image did to Picard's arm! No, no, Delvo. So wrong. Picard facepalmed so hard, he compound fractured his arm. So stupid it hurts!
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23rd November 2009, 11:43 AM	#15
cwalner Graduate Poster Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Deepest Darkest Indiana Posts: 1,356	Originally Posted by MRC_Hans She even just calls 7 a mythical number, which is entirely correct. Hans Actually 7 is simultaneously, real, rational, whole, and integral. ETA and natural I think you are confusing 7 with i, which is completely imaginary, so may very well by mythical as well.
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23rd November 2009, 12:04 PM	#16
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23rd November 2009, 12:12 PM	#17
Madalch The Jester Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The wet coast. Posts: 4,810	Originally Posted by cwalner Actually 7 is simultaneously, real, rational, whole, and integral. ETA and natural I think you are confusing 7 with i, which is completely imaginary, so may very well by mythical as well. No, no, no- the square root of a negative number is imaginary. The logarithm of a negative number is mythical. Completely different. (Yes, I know that's completely wrong, since the log of a negative number is also imaginary, and can be defined in terms of i. But I thought it sounded good.)
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23rd November 2009, 02:31 PM	#18
Shrike Warning: May Contain Nuts Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Waddinxveen Posts: 1,334	Well, this is the biggest I could find. Does this help? http://i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/jpg/facepalm.jpg
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