[Merged] So apparently I'm going to hell... - Page 3

arthwollipot · 7th February 2010, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by kuroyume0161

Note that piercings are absent from the list. Yay, me! I have piercings but no tattoos. I am still debating a tongue piercing but it is painful and slow healing so not top of my list.

Oh, forgot about those other dozen or two things. Darn...

I don't plan to get any more peircings. The one ear is enough for me. But I am planning several tatts.

GreenLines · 7th February 2010, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by arthwollipot

Well, I think I've done everything on that list that doesn't actually have a gender prerequisite.

Except for the tattoo.

Mental note: make appointment for tattoo.

****, thanks for reminding me. Going to get a tattoo for the Wife on VD day.

Ambrosia · 8th February 2010, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by The Atheist

Is it like the 10 commandoes

"The 47 ConmanDon'ts"

nah doesn't have the same ring to it.

grayman · 8th February 2010, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by Ambrosia

"The 47 ConmanDon'ts"

nah doesn't have the same ring to it.

Commandoesn'ts?

Nursefoxfire · 8th February 2010, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by skeptiform5

I have been invited by my friend to a group on facebook called 'so apparently I'm going to hell' which has a list of reasons ,stated by Mr. Micah Armstrong originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami, of why you can go to hell they include:

<snip>

Being Fat

<snip>

Now for the big question... Who isn't going to hell?

Interestingly, here's a Youtube video where the Crazy Preacher and his wife are at UCF. Notice the 3:01 mark, where someone comments on Brother Micah's chubbiness

YouTube Video This video is not hosted by the JREF. The JREF can not be held responsible for the suitability or legality of this material. By clicking the link below you agree to view content from an external website.

I AGREE

Lucian · 8th February 2010, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by Nursefoxfire

Interestingly, here's a Youtube video where the Crazy Preacher and his wife are at UCF. Notice the 3:01 mark, where someone comments on Brother Micah's chubbiness

YouTube Video This video is not hosted by the JREF. The JREF can not be held responsible for the suitability or legality of this material. By clicking the link below you agree to view content from an external website.

I AGREE

I like the bit about how dangerous it is to have an anus in your rectum.

"It's evilution, not evolution." Oh, well now that you've changed the word in the manner of a grade schooler, it all makes sense to me.

Mister Agenda · 8th February 2010, 01:26 PM

At 20 I feel like a bit of an underachiever, especially since I'm over 40. It makes me want to get a tatoo and dye my hair. And maybe try the anal sex.

Xephyr · 8th February 2010, 02:08 PM

I would much rather rot in hell sitting around having tea with the likes of Albert Einstein and Carl Sagan, than sitting in heaven with bible-thumping-holier-than-thou proselytizers.

Send me to hell in a handbasket, thank you very much.

The Atheist · 8th February 2010, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Mister Agenda

At 20 I feel like a bit of an underachiever, especially since I'm over 40. It makes me want to get a tatoo and dye my hair. And maybe try the anal sex.

You get double points for giving and receiving.

The Atheist · 8th February 2010, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by Xephyr

I would much rather rot in hell sitting around having tea with the likes of Albert Einstein and Carl Sagan, than sitting in heaven with bible-thumping-holier-than-thou proselytizers.

Send me to hell in a handbasket, thank you very much.

Bingo!

I always say that hell's where all my mates will be/are, while heaven will be full of "I told you so" pious twats.

No contest.

Polaris · 8th February 2010, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by The Atheist

You get double points for giving and receiving.

Double points for double peneration!

Except for being any religion (other than Catholic and atheist) and the stuff that doesn't require a sex change, I've done everything on the list too. Well, I don't have any ink yet.

I think my cat came from Hell in the first place, so he'll be fine in the lower nine.

Nosi · 8th February 2010, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by kuroyume0161

I missed a few because of that as well - no vagina (damn!).

Also, forgot to mention that the deepest pit of hell is reserved for guitar players who play 'Stairway to Heaven'. You can see signs of the blasphemy at many musical instrument stores:

http://www.kuroyumes-developmentzone...ayToHeaven.jpg

What the

???

Nosi · 8th February 2010, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by Foster Zygote

26. But that's only because Mr. Armstrong seems to have forgot about sex toys.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."

Masturbation covers sex toys. The toys, at least lots of them just add batteries to the mix.

Nosi · 8th February 2010, 11:01 PM

Why isn't war, war for profit, genocide, killing your fellow man, woman, and post birth child not included in the sin brigade?

Nosi · 8th February 2010, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by arthwollipot

I don't plan to get any more peircings. The one ear is enough for me. But I am planning several tatts.

Tattoos are so off my list as I am a major pain wuss. I've fibromyalgia, so I deal with enough of the painful bits.

I've pierced ears in which I regularly wear 'fish hook' earings, and the elbows go bare nearly all the time.

I Ratant · 9th February 2010, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by Nosi

Why isn't war, war for profit, genocide, killing your fellow man, woman, and post birth child not included in the sin brigade?

.
Nor serial bigamy, those are good solid Republican values there.

KingMerv00 · 9th February 2010, 02:25 PM

,

Originally Posted by Xephyr

I would much rather rot in hell sitting around having tea with the likes of Albert Einstein and Carl Sagan, than sitting in heaven with bible-thumping-holier-than-thou proselytizers.

Send me to hell in a handbasket, thank you very much.

Originally Posted by The Atheist

Bingo!

I always say that hell's where all my mates will be/are, while heaven will be full of "I told you so" pious twats.

No contest.

Presumably you get tortured in hell so eternity would be agony puncuated by brief moments of nerd squee:

AAAAARGH! THE FIRE...IT BURNS!!!! NO MORE! I...BEG..YOU! AAAAAAAAA...

Hey, is that Edwin Hubble?

RRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

JenseitsDavon · 9th February 2010, 06:57 PM

Blast, only 27. But then, I'm a guy. If we take it to appreciating girls showing their elbows and working, or (especially) showing cleavage, etc., I'm up to 34. Am I winning?

GreenLines · 9th February 2010, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by Mister Agenda

At 20 I feel like a bit of an underachiever, especially since I'm over 40. It makes me want to get a tatoo and dye my hair. And maybe try the anal sex.

Tattoos aren't that painful (lie). The first one I got, halfway through it felt like I was getting a message (truth).

Robin · 9th February 2010, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by The Atheist

Bingo!

I always say that hell's where all my mates will be/are, while heaven will be full of "I told you so" pious twats.

No contest.

Nah, for punishment you will be forgiven, sent to heaven and spend eternity being condescended to and patronised by Christians.

Robin · 9th February 2010, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by JenseitsDavon

Blast, only 27. But then, I'm a guy. If we take it to appreciating girls showing their elbows and working, or (especially) showing cleavage, etc., I'm up to 34. Am I winning?

No, they are all just one sin.

I reckon if I can just get to watch three more of those stations I can get to 36.

Shrike · 10th February 2010, 02:53 AM

Pot Smoking - Nobody believes me, but I'm one of the many Dutch who hasn't.
Cigarette Smoking - Yep, but not anymore for a long time. Is there an extra circle of hell for pipe smokers?
Alcohol Drinking - Hell yeah
Guitar Playing - Planning to
Having a Tattoo - Yep, 2.
Showing Cleavage - Is it an extra bg sin if you're a dude and show cleavage?
Showing Bellybuttons - See above.
Girls Showing Their Knees - Nope, dude.
Girls Showing Their Elbows - Nope, dude.
Girls Wearing Tight Pants - Nope, dude.
Girls Wearing Miniskirts - Nope, dude.
Being Blond - No, but married to a blond and have a blond child. And the things I did when I was young and saw all those blond women in Hef's wonderful magazine...
Being Fat - Yep, see cleavage above.
Cursing - **** yeah
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage - Yep.
Holding Hands before Marriage - Yep.
Groping Breast before Marriage - Yep.
Having Premarital Sex - Yep.
Masturbation - Ah, there we go. See being blond above.
Having Anal Sex - Nope.
Having Oral Sex - Yep!
Being Homosexual - No, sorry.
Judging People - My nickname is Dredd.
Being Selfish - It's my right to be.
Playing Sports - Not any more (see being fat above).
Women Working - I let my wife do all the work in the house, does that count?
Watching BET - Nope, don't get that here.
Watching MTV - Yep.
Watching VH1 - Yep.
Watching TNT - Nope, don't get that here.
Associating With Hollywood - ??? Well, I've been there once.
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll - So, satanic black/death metal is OK? Phew close call.
Believing in Evolution - Just as much as I 'believe' in gravity.
Being Catholic - Well, born and raised, but I stopped being one to become an atheist.
Being Jewish - Nope.
Being Buddhist - Nope.
Being Methodist - Nope.
Being Protestant - Nope.
Being Mormon - Nope.
Being Muslim - Nope.
Being Hindu - Nope.
Being Agnostic - Nope.
Being Atheist - Yep.
Being a Woman - Not the last time I checked.
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity - Didn't have them at my school.
Owning a Pet - Yep. I wanted ta call my completly black lab/bull terrier cross Cerberus, but he came with a name.
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future. Yep, yep and yep.

26 in total, if you count the last three as three (not as one point).
Maybe Brother Micah can come over to Europe and update his list? Or is being European enough of a sin?

Pedro De Mello · 10th February 2010, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by grayman

One person's reasons for going to Hell is another person's Bucket List.

You should copyright that!

Or next thing you'll see that will be the opening line of Tarantino's next flick

Pedro De Mello · 10th February 2010, 08:25 AM

Pot Smoking - Humm... oh... what?... (hides stash quickly)... no... i'm just... you know... what??
Cigarette Smoking - Does "trying to quit count as non-smoking?"
Alcohol Drinking - Is it supposed to be drank? I thought you were supposed to inject it in your heart... Anyway, I'm portuguese... so...
Guitar Playing - Not my thing.
Having a Tattoo - Not my thing.
Showing Cleavage - Definetely not my thing.
Showing Bellybuttons -Idem.
Girls Showing Their Knees - Idem.
Girls Showing Their Elbows - Idem.
Girls Wearing Tight Pants - Idem.
Girls Wearing Miniskirts - I love it.
Being Blond - No.
Being Fat - More like OBESE. "You pig! Oink oink, piggy!" - I tell myself in the mirror, after I throw up the greasy kiwi i have for lunch.
Cursing - I'm not a sorcerer.
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage - Oh, come on.
Holding Hands before Marriage - Idem.
Groping Breast before Marriage - Idem.
Having Premarital Sex - Premarital? What do you mean? Do people have sex after marriage?

Masturbation - What? Since when is this a sin?
Having Anal Sex - Oh, come on!
Having Oral Sex - Oh, cooome ooonnnn!
Being Homosexual - I reallly love to watch myself in the mirror... does that make me gay? Or just an insecure personality?
Judging People - I really hate people who judge! Who the hell do they think they are? With their opinions and points of view... They should all be sent to Treblinka... and gay people as well. I mean, I have nothing against gay people but let's face it... who wants to see a live one? Alive... Nobody! Unless you're a fag! Are you a fag? Don't you know you're disrespecting Jesus Christ? You blasfemer! You sinner! You atheist! You will accept my doctrine of peace and tolerance even if for that I have to smack your head on the ground! ... No, I'm not judgemental.
Being Selfish - That is MY question.
Playing Sports - See Shrike's answer. (2 posts above)
Women Working - I like her to be on on top of things. Keeps her busy.

Watching BET - Not my thing.
Watching MTV - Not my usual thing.
Watching VH1 - Not my thing.
Watching TNT - Not my thing.
Associating With Hollywood - I'm an actor. My association with HW is simply non-existent. I'm an indie guy, I do it for the Arrrt!!! (Shreds a silent tear...)
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll - I'm deaf. Thanks for the reminder.
Believing in Evolution - What is there to "believe"?
Being Catholic - Does imitating Marylin Manson's Bible Shredding on Christma's Eve when I was 12 count as non-catholic? Because from what I gather Marilyn Manson and Ozzy Osbourne are catholics... so... I don't know where I'm going with this one... and I could just erase the answer and start a new one... Yes... Yes, I could...
Being Jewish - Nein.
Being Buddhist - I'm more buddihst than the buddhists.
Being Methodist - I stopped using it years ago. It was ruining my dentition.
Being Protestant - I protest a lot. (OK, this was a cheesy one..)
Being Mormon - NO! NOOOO! NOOOOOO!!!!! Ok? NOOO!!
Being Muslim - See answer above? Copy-paste it to a Word file, then change the font size to 7500. Print it. Look at it for hours. Redo the process four times. There's my answer.
Being Hindu - I smoke Hashish... thank Shiva and all that... ieeey... that's the highest amount of Hindu I can get. (Ahahah... highest... good double-entendre... i mean... what?... oh...)
Being Agnostic - There's a lot of things I just don't know.
Being Atheist - What's that?... Not believing in God? What's God? (hears the explanation. Laugh his ass off for 40 days and 40 nights.) Well, yes, I guess that makes an atheist, alright.
Being a Woman - I'm lucky dreams don't count as actions.

Being In a Sorority or Fraternity - I don't like other people.
Owning a Pet - Yes, a lovely kitty.
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future - I don't conceive sin. So, I guess that makes me a non-sinner.

Humm... I wonder where Hunter S. Thompson, Mark Twain, Spalding Gray and Oscar Wilde wonder about?

Heaven? Or hell?

Nosi · 10th February 2010, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Cynic

The 10 commandos? That would make an excellent name for a movie. The thing just writes itself...

There is a farce here. Someone, write a script, cameras, action...

DIE LAUGHING!

Nosi · 10th February 2010, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by trentwray

What if it's your own breasts that you are groping before you get married?

And what if I was a Methodist, but I never inhaled?

Sorry, but the Clinton defense won't blow here...

Shrike · 11th February 2010, 01:44 AM

Originally Posted by Pedro De Mello

Being Jewish - Nein.

Ooh, that's harsh!

I like it.

Blackadder · 11th February 2010, 01:51 AM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

33.

What do I win?

Eternal glory, until someone comes along claiming 34

I Ratant · 11th February 2010, 09:34 AM

This "reverend" could give lessons in intolerance and natural things to hate to the Puritans and Taliban!
What a miserable life he must lead, seeing all that hateful every place he looks!
And people enjoying it, that must be the worst part of it!

Nursefoxfire · 11th February 2010, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by skeptiform5

Pot Smoking yep
Cigarette Smoking yep
Alcohol Drinking yep
Guitar Playing yep
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage yep
Showing Bellybuttons yep
Girls Showing Their Knees yep
Girls Showing Their Elbows yep
Girls Wearing Tight Pants yep
Girls Wearing Miniskirts yep
Being Blond yep
Being Fat yep
Cursing yep
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage yep
Holding Hands before Marriage yep
Groping Breast before Marriage yep
Having Premarital Sex yep
Masturbation yep
Having Anal Sex yep
Having Oral Sex yep
Being Homosexual (does having encounters count? yep
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) yep
Being Selfish yep
Playing Sports yep
Women Working yep
Watching BET yep
Watching MTV yep
Watching VH1 yep
Watching TNT yep
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll yep
Believing in Evolution yep
Being Catholic yep
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic yep
Being Atheist yep
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin) yep
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity yep
Owning a Pet yep
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future. yep

So that's... 38 !! Wow, being a woman REALLY helps win these contests

Hokulele · 11th February 2010, 12:12 PM

Curses, I have been outsinned.

Oh, right. I already had cursing checked off. I'll have to think of something more sinful to get back in the running.

(Wanders off to try and figure out a way to "Associate with Hollywood".)

Nursefoxfire · 11th February 2010, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

Curses, I have been outsinned.

Oh, right. I already had cursing checked off. I'll have to think of something more sinful to get back in the running.

(Wanders off to try and figure out a way to "Associate with Hollywood".)

Yep, associating with Hollywood, getting a tattoo, or joining a bunch of different religions! pretty much the only vices I haven't tried yet

p.s. don't worry, you're STILL the Top Sinner as far as I'm concerned

Hokulele · 11th February 2010, 12:29 PM

Thanks, I think.

And what the heck does it mean to "associate" with Hollywood? Do I have to buy it drinks or something?

Eskarina · 11th February 2010, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

Curses, I have been outsinned.

Oh, right. I already had cursing checked off. I'll have to think of something more sinful to get back in the running.

(Wanders off to try and figure out a way to "Associate with Hollywood".)

Watch a Hollywood movie, that should be enough.

Does it count if I smoked pot a few times, but each time got sick as a dog (hence the few times)?

Does the self-piercing experiment at age 15 count instead of a tattoo?

Darth Rotor · 11th February 2010, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by Lucian

If simply being a woman can earn you a ride on the brimstone express, why does he bother mentioning the other female-related offenses? I got me a uterus, vagina, some boobs--all the girlie bells and whistles. Clearly I'm inferno-bound. What difference does it make if I am also an inveterate elbow-exposer?

Good point. Show us your tits.

Piscivore · 11th February 2010, 12:51 PM

Pot Smoking - No, but willing to try.
Cigarette Smoking - A couple of times. I prefer pipes and cigars.
Alcohol Drinking - Yep
Guitar Playing - Tried, and failed. I lack the manual dexterity.
Having a Tattoo - No, but willing.
Showing Cleavage - Yes. I'm a big fat guy, so I'm counting this twice.

Showing Bellybuttons - Ibid.
Girls Showing Their Knees -
Girls Showing Their Elbows -
Girls Wearing Tight Pants -
Girls Wearing Miniskirts - I'm the father of a teen girl who I allow and encourage to so dress, So I'm claiming them all.
Being Blond - Yep
Being Fat - Oh yeah.
Cursing - **** yeah.
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage - Indeed.
Holding Hands before Marriage - Yes.
Groping Breast before Marriage - Finest kind.
Having Premarital Sex - Not only this, but conceived my firstborn out of wedlock as the latest in a long family tradition.
Masturbation - I lettered in it.
Having Anal Sex - Stuck it in her POOPER! Yeah!
Having Oral Sex - Whenever possible.
Being Homosexual - No, but if Antonio Banderas or Hugh Laurie came along, I'm willing to give it a go.
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) - With glee.
Being Selfish - This forms the basis for my moral code.
Playing Sports - Tried it, I sucked.
Women Working - All for it.
Watching BET - Sure.
Watching MTV - grew up masturbating to Martha Quinn
Watching VH1 - I Love the 80s gets me up in the AM.
Watching TNT - Frequently.
Associating With Hollywood - I have many times stated that going to movies on Sunday is my "church". I'm taking this one.
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll - Yes, Yes, once upon a time, and Yes.
Believing in Evolution - Oh hell yes.
Being Catholic - No, but I married one.
Being Jewish - No, but I'd convert for Natalie Portman. Or Library Lady. I'm such a mutt anyway I would not be surprised if there weren't some among my ancestry.
Being Buddhist - Used to be.
Being Methodist - Raised so.
Being Protestant - Yep.
Being Mormon - Nope, but my daughter dates one.
Being Muslim - No.
Being Hindu - Tried it out once.
Being Agnostic - Yes.
Being Atheist - Oh yeah, baby.
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin) - No, but I think I could be a good lesbian if given the chance.
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity - Other than "the Fraternity of man", no.
Owning a Pet - Yes.
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future. - Yes, yes, and certainly yes.

Quote:

Now for the big question... Who isn't going to hell?

That gives me a heavily weighted 39, by my count.

Maia · 11th February 2010, 02:48 PM

Oh, okay. I never actually filled this out, and I'm home with a sprained foot.

Pot Smoking - Did not inhale. Does speed twice a day count? Probably not, since it's by prescription.

Cigarette Smoking - Nope. Never.
Alcohol Drinking - Not for years. (I wonder if this means currently or ever?)
Guitar Playing - Yes. Not very well.
Having a Tattoo - No.
Showing Cleavage - Yeees.. it's been known to happen....
Showing Bellybuttons - This too...
Girls Showing Their Knees - ""
Girls Showing Their Elbows -""
Girls Wearing Tight Pants -""
Girls Wearing Miniskirts - ""
Being Blond - Strawberry blonde. I think this counts.
Being Fat - No. But does a lifelong obsession with dieting count? Well, it should.
Cursing - Yes, usually in traffic.
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage - Yes
Holding Hands before Marriage - Yes
Groping Breast before Marriage - Yes
Having Premarital Sex - Yes
Masturbation - Oh, okay, yes
Having Anal Sex - No, actually
Having Oral Sex - Yes to that one
Being Homosexual - This question is kind of limiting. Do you have to actually be straight-up and exclusively gay/lesbian in order to go to hell? Well, probably not, so yes to this one too.
Judging People: Yes. But I'm always right.
Being Selfish: Not a lot. But if this means EVER, then yes.
Playing Sports - Yes.
Women Working - Yes.
Watching BET - yes
Watching MTV - Yes-- recently and guiltily hooked on Jersey Shore
Watching VH1 - Yes-- it's been a while, but there is no statute of limitations
Watching TNT - Yes.
Associating With Hollywood - I'm not sure if they mean just going to movies, associating with the sinister Hollywood cabal, or having your picture taken with a star on Hollywood Boulevard. Yes, no,and yes.
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll - Yes to all. My Sirius/XM radio is permanently set on Area/BPM/Strobe. (Why Christian bands,I wonder? Although many of them would make anyone want to GO to hell in order to avoid listening to them.)
Believing in Evolution - Yes. Gould/Eldridge's version, of course.
Being Catholic - No, but I went to Catholic school.
Being Jewish - No, but I grew up in a Jewish neighborhood.
Being Buddhist - No, but when I was a baby, I lived in a Buddhist commune.
Being Methodist - I taught Wesley Methodist Sunday school when I was 14.
Being Protestant - I think that counts.
Being Mormon - I was baptized Mormon. According to them, that will ALWAYS count.
Being Muslim - No.
Being Hindu - No.
Being Agnostic - A very confusing word. Pass.
Being Atheist - Pass. "Non-theist" is a better term.
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin) - Yep.
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity -No. (Why this one??)
Owning a Pet - Yes, two cats.
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future. - Yes, because apparently this is impossible to avoid.

That was 38. Apparently, I should reserve my room in hell right now. Someplace with a view of the lake of fire would be nice.

Lucian · 11th February 2010, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by Darth Rotor

Good point. Show us your tits.

If you're lucky, I might flash my elbows at you.

Elizabeth I · 11th February 2010, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

Thanks, I think.

And what the heck does it mean to "associate" with Hollywood? Do I have to buy it drinks or something?

That's probably okay, but be careful if Hollywood tries to put its hand on your knee...

I Ratant · 11th February 2010, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

Thanks, I think.

And what the heck does it mean to "associate" with Hollywood? Do I have to buy it drinks or something?

.
One of my AutoCad sketches was used in a John Woo tv mellerdrama! And I got filthy lucre for it!
Associated with Hollywood. Check!
Although I believe the series was based in the Great White North.. same thing.

7th February 2010, 11:39 PM	#81
arthwollipot Observer of Phenomena Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The other side of your screen Posts: 42,956	Originally Posted by kuroyume0161 Note that piercings are absent from the list. Yay, me! I have piercings but no tattoos. I am still debating a tongue piercing but it is painful and slow healing so not top of my list. Oh, forgot about those other dozen or two things. Darn... I don't plan to get any more peircings. The one ear is enough for me. But I am planning several tatts.
	__________________ Jadey (in RvB game thread): I just want to take a moment to commend Arth on his role as Parasitic Alien Tumor. I think he really connected with the character and there were times when I forgot that he was just acting. That's the kind of talent that you can't teach.

7th February 2010, 11:44 PM	#82
GreenLines Critical Thinker Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minnesota, USA Posts: 370	Originally Posted by arthwollipot Well, I think I've done everything on that list that doesn't actually have a gender prerequisite. Except for the tattoo. Mental note: make appointment for tattoo. ****, thanks for reminding me. Going to get a tattoo for the Wife on VD day.
	__________________ Smikes, ja.

8th February 2010, 02:27 AM	#84
grayman Happy-go-lucky Heretic Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Casa del Whacko Posts: 6,142	Originally Posted by Ambrosia "The 47 ConmanDon'ts" nah doesn't have the same ring to it. Commandoesn'ts?
	__________________ Stupidity is a condition. Ignorance is a choice. - Wiley All great truths begin as blasphemies. - George Bernard Shaw God is evil. As soon as you accept that, it all makes sense. - Sledge

8th February 2010, 02:08 PM	#88
Xephyr Muse Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 856	I would much rather rot in hell sitting around having tea with the likes of Albert Einstein and Carl Sagan, than sitting in heaven with bible-thumping-holier-than-thou proselytizers. Send me to hell in a handbasket, thank you very much.
Xephyr Muse Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 856	__________________ "Some mornings it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps." ~ Emo Phillips

8th February 2010, 06:31 PM	#89
The Atheist The Grammar Tyrant Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Within smelling distance of the Grammar Death Camps Posts: 13,928	Originally Posted by Mister Agenda At 20 I feel like a bit of an underachiever, especially since I'm over 40. It makes me want to get a tatoo and dye my hair. And maybe try the anal sex. You get double points for giving and receiving.
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8th February 2010, 12:10 AM	#83
Ambrosia Good of the Fods Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,738	Originally Posted by The Atheist Is it like the 10 commandoes "The 47 ConmanDon'ts" nah doesn't have the same ring to it.

8th February 2010, 01:26 PM	#87
Mister Agenda Master Poster Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Columbia, SC Posts: 2,619	At 20 I feel like a bit of an underachiever, especially since I'm over 40. It makes me want to get a tatoo and dye my hair. And maybe try the anal sex.

8th February 2010, 06:32 PM	#90
The Atheist The Grammar Tyrant Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Within smelling distance of the Grammar Death Camps Posts: 13,928	Originally Posted by Xephyr I would much rather rot in hell sitting around having tea with the likes of Albert Einstein and Carl Sagan, than sitting in heaven with bible-thumping-holier-than-thou proselytizers. Send me to hell in a handbasket, thank you very much. Bingo! I always say that hell's where all my mates will be/are, while heaven will be full of "I told you so" pious twats. No contest.
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8th February 2010, 07:34 PM	#91
Polaris Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,167	Originally Posted by The Atheist You get double points for giving and receiving. Double points for double peneration! Except for being any religion (other than Catholic and atheist) and the stuff that doesn't require a sex change, I've done everything on the list too. Well, I don't have any ink yet. I think my cat came from Hell in the first place, so he'll be fine in the lower nine.
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8th February 2010, 10:48 PM	#92
Nosi Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,730	Originally Posted by kuroyume0161 I missed a few because of that as well - no vagina (damn!). Also, forgot to mention that the deepest pit of hell is reserved for guitar players who play 'Stairway to Heaven'. You can see signs of the blasphemy at many musical instrument stores: http://www.kuroyumes-developmentzone...ayToHeaven.jpg What the ???
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8th February 2010, 10:56 PM	#93
Nosi Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,730	Originally Posted by Foster Zygote 26. But that's only because Mr. Armstrong seems to have forgot about sex toys. "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Masturbation covers sex toys. The toys, at least lots of them just add batteries to the mix.
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8th February 2010, 11:01 PM	#94
Nosi Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,730	Why isn't war, war for profit, genocide, killing your fellow man, woman, and post birth child not included in the sin brigade?
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8th February 2010, 11:06 PM	#95
Nosi Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,730	Originally Posted by arthwollipot I don't plan to get any more peircings. The one ear is enough for me. But I am planning several tatts. Tattoos are so off my list as I am a major pain wuss. I've fibromyalgia, so I deal with enough of the painful bits. I've pierced ears in which I regularly wear 'fish hook' earings, and the elbows go bare nearly all the time.
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9th February 2010, 11:19 AM	#96
I Ratant Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,305	Originally Posted by Nosi Why isn't war, war for profit, genocide, killing your fellow man, woman, and post birth child not included in the sin brigade? . Nor serial bigamy, those are good solid Republican values there.

9th February 2010, 02:25 PM	#97
KingMerv00 Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Philadelphia, PA...USA Posts: 14,482	, Originally Posted by Xephyr I would much rather rot in hell sitting around having tea with the likes of Albert Einstein and Carl Sagan, than sitting in heaven with bible-thumping-holier-than-thou proselytizers. Send me to hell in a handbasket, thank you very much. Originally Posted by The Atheist Bingo! I always say that hell's where all my mates will be/are, while heaven will be full of "I told you so" pious twats. No contest. Presumably you get tortured in hell so eternity would be agony puncuated by brief moments of nerd squee: AAAAARGH! THE FIRE...IT BURNS!!!! NO MORE! I...BEG..YOU! AAAAAAAAA... Hey, is that Edwin Hubble? RRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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9th February 2010, 06:57 PM	#98
JenseitsDavon Thinker Join Date: May 2006 Location: Seattle . . . ish Posts: 217	Blast, only 27. But then, I'm a guy. If we take it to appreciating girls showing their elbows and working, or (especially) showing cleavage, etc., I'm up to 34. Am I winning?
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9th February 2010, 07:31 PM	#99
GreenLines Critical Thinker Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minnesota, USA Posts: 370	Originally Posted by Mister Agenda At 20 I feel like a bit of an underachiever, especially since I'm over 40. It makes me want to get a tatoo and dye my hair. And maybe try the anal sex. Tattoos aren't that painful (lie). The first one I got, halfway through it felt like I was getting a message (truth).
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9th February 2010, 08:24 PM	#100
Robin Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,541	Originally Posted by The Atheist Bingo! I always say that hell's where all my mates will be/are, while heaven will be full of "I told you so" pious twats. No contest. Nah, for punishment you will be forgiven, sent to heaven and spend eternity being condescended to and patronised by Christians.
Robin Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,541	__________________ The non-theoretical character of metaphysics would not be in itself a defect; all arts have this non-theoretical character without thereby losing their high value for personal as well as for social life. The danger lies in the deceptive character of metaphysics; it gives the illusion of knowledge without actually giving any knowledge. This is the reason why we reject it. - Rudolf Carnap "Philosophy and Logical Syntax"

9th February 2010, 08:27 PM	#101
Robin Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,541	Originally Posted by JenseitsDavon Blast, only 27. But then, I'm a guy. If we take it to appreciating girls showing their elbows and working, or (especially) showing cleavage, etc., I'm up to 34. Am I winning? No, they are all just one sin. I reckon if I can just get to watch three more of those stations I can get to 36.
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10th February 2010, 02:53 AM	#102
Shrike Warning: May Contain Nuts Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Waddinxveen Posts: 2,326	Pot Smoking - Nobody believes me, but I'm one of the many Dutch who hasn't. Cigarette Smoking - Yep, but not anymore for a long time. Is there an extra circle of hell for pipe smokers? Alcohol Drinking - Hell yeah Guitar Playing - Planning to Having a Tattoo - Yep, 2. Showing Cleavage - Is it an extra bg sin if you're a dude and show cleavage? Showing Bellybuttons - See above. Girls Showing Their Knees - Nope, dude. Girls Showing Their Elbows - Nope, dude. Girls Wearing Tight Pants - Nope, dude. Girls Wearing Miniskirts - Nope, dude. Being Blond - No, but married to a blond and have a blond child. And the things I did when I was young and saw all those blond women in Hef's wonderful magazine... Being Fat - Yep, see cleavage above. Cursing - **** yeah Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage - Yep. Holding Hands before Marriage - Yep. Groping Breast before Marriage - Yep. Having Premarital Sex - Yep. Masturbation - Ah, there we go. See being blond above. Having Anal Sex - Nope. Having Oral Sex - Yep! Being Homosexual - No, sorry. Judging People - My nickname is Dredd. Being Selfish - It's my right to be. Playing Sports - Not any more (see being fat above). Women Working - I let my wife do all the work in the house, does that count? Watching BET - Nope, don't get that here. Watching MTV - Yep. Watching VH1 - Yep. Watching TNT - Nope, don't get that here. Associating With Hollywood - ??? Well, I've been there once. Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll - So, satanic black/death metal is OK? Phew close call. Believing in Evolution - Just as much as I 'believe' in gravity. Being Catholic - Well, born and raised, but I stopped being one to become an atheist. Being Jewish - Nope. Being Buddhist - Nope. Being Methodist - Nope. Being Protestant - Nope. Being Mormon - Nope. Being Muslim - Nope. Being Hindu - Nope. Being Agnostic - Nope. Being Atheist - Yep. Being a Woman - Not the last time I checked. Being In a Sorority or Fraternity - Didn't have them at my school. Owning a Pet - Yep. I wanted ta call my completly black lab/bull terrier cross Cerberus, but he came with a name. Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future. Yep, yep and yep. 26 in total, if you count the last three as three (not as one point). Maybe Brother Micah can come over to Europe and update his list? Or is being European enough of a sin?
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10th February 2010, 07:39 AM	#103
Pedro De Mello Thinker Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Lisboa, Portugal Posts: 128	Originally Posted by grayman One person's reasons for going to Hell is another person's Bucket List. You should copyright that! Or next thing you'll see that will be the opening line of Tarantino's next flick

10th February 2010, 08:25 AM	#104
Pedro De Mello Thinker Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Lisboa, Portugal Posts: 128	Pot Smoking - Humm... oh... what?... (hides stash quickly)... no... i'm just... you know... what?? Cigarette Smoking - Does "trying to quit count as non-smoking?" Alcohol Drinking - Is it supposed to be drank? I thought you were supposed to inject it in your heart... Anyway, I'm portuguese... so... Guitar Playing - Not my thing. Having a Tattoo - Not my thing. Showing Cleavage - Definetely not my thing. Showing Bellybuttons -Idem. Girls Showing Their Knees - Idem. Girls Showing Their Elbows - Idem. Girls Wearing Tight Pants - Idem. Girls Wearing Miniskirts - I love it. Being Blond - No. Being Fat - More like OBESE. "You pig! Oink oink, piggy!" - I tell myself in the mirror, after I throw up the greasy kiwi i have for lunch. Cursing - I'm not a sorcerer. Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage - Oh, come on. Holding Hands before Marriage - Idem. Groping Breast before Marriage - Idem. Having Premarital Sex - Premarital? What do you mean? Do people have sex after marriage? Masturbation - What? Since when is this a sin? Having Anal Sex - Oh, come on! Having Oral Sex - Oh, cooome ooonnnn! Being Homosexual - I reallly love to watch myself in the mirror... does that make me gay? Or just an insecure personality? Judging People - I really hate people who judge! Who the hell do they think they are? With their opinions and points of view... They should all be sent to Treblinka... and gay people as well. I mean, I have nothing against gay people but let's face it... who wants to see a live one? Alive... Nobody! Unless you're a fag! Are you a fag? Don't you know you're disrespecting Jesus Christ? You blasfemer! You sinner! You atheist! You will accept my doctrine of peace and tolerance even if for that I have to smack your head on the ground! ... No, I'm not judgemental. Being Selfish - That is MY question. Playing Sports - See Shrike's answer. (2 posts above) Women Working - I like her to be on on top of things. Keeps her busy. Watching BET - Not my thing. Watching MTV - Not my usual thing. Watching VH1 - Not my thing. Watching TNT - Not my thing. Associating With Hollywood - I'm an actor. My association with HW is simply non-existent. I'm an indie guy, I do it for the Arrrt!!! (Shreds a silent tear...) Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll - I'm deaf. Thanks for the reminder. Believing in Evolution - What is there to "believe"? Being Catholic - Does imitating Marylin Manson's Bible Shredding on Christma's Eve when I was 12 count as non-catholic? Because from what I gather Marilyn Manson and Ozzy Osbourne are catholics... so... I don't know where I'm going with this one... and I could just erase the answer and start a new one... Yes... Yes, I could... Being Jewish - Nein. Being Buddhist - I'm more buddihst than the buddhists. Being Methodist - I stopped using it years ago. It was ruining my dentition. Being Protestant - I protest a lot. (OK, this was a cheesy one..) Being Mormon - NO! NOOOO! NOOOOOO!!!!! Ok? NOOO!! Being Muslim - See answer above? Copy-paste it to a Word file, then change the font size to 7500. Print it. Look at it for hours. Redo the process four times. There's my answer. Being Hindu - I smoke Hashish... thank Shiva and all that... ieeey... that's the highest amount of Hindu I can get. (Ahahah... highest... good double-entendre... i mean... what?... oh...) Being Agnostic - There's a lot of things I just don't know. Being Atheist - What's that?... Not believing in God? What's God? (hears the explanation. Laugh his ass off for 40 days and 40 nights.) Well, yes, I guess that makes an atheist, alright. Being a Woman - I'm lucky dreams don't count as actions. Being In a Sorority or Fraternity - I don't like other people. Owning a Pet - Yes, a lovely kitty. Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future - I don't conceive sin. So, I guess that makes me a non-sinner. Humm... I wonder where Hunter S. Thompson, Mark Twain, Spalding Gray and Oscar Wilde wonder about? Heaven? Or hell?

10th February 2010, 09:44 PM	#105
Nosi Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,730	Originally Posted by Cynic The 10 commandos? That would make an excellent name for a movie. The thing just writes itself... There is a farce here. Someone, write a script, cameras, action... DIE LAUGHING!
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10th February 2010, 09:49 PM	#106
Nosi Master Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,730	Originally Posted by trentwray What if it's your own breasts that you are groping before you get married? And what if I was a Methodist, but I never inhaled? Sorry, but the Clinton defense won't blow here...
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11th February 2010, 01:44 AM	#107
Shrike Warning: May Contain Nuts Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Waddinxveen Posts: 2,326	Originally Posted by Pedro De Mello Being Jewish - Nein. Ooh, that's harsh! I like it.
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11th February 2010, 01:51 AM	#108
Blackadder Muse Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 729	Originally Posted by Hokulele 33. What do I win? Eternal glory, until someone comes along claiming 34
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11th February 2010, 09:34 AM	#109
I Ratant Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,305	This "reverend" could give lessons in intolerance and natural things to hate to the Puritans and Taliban! What a miserable life he must lead, seeing all that hateful every place he looks! And people enjoying it, that must be the worst part of it!

11th February 2010, 12:08 PM	#110
Nursefoxfire Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,197	Originally Posted by skeptiform5 Pot Smoking yep Cigarette Smoking yep Alcohol Drinking yep Guitar Playing yep Having a Tattoo Showing Cleavage yep Showing Bellybuttons yep Girls Showing Their Knees yep Girls Showing Their Elbows yep Girls Wearing Tight Pants yep Girls Wearing Miniskirts yep Being Blond yep Being Fat yep Cursing yep Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage yep Holding Hands before Marriage yep Groping Breast before Marriage yep Having Premarital Sex yep Masturbation yep Having Anal Sex yep Having Oral Sex yep Being Homosexual (does having encounters count? yep Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) yep Being Selfish yep Playing Sports yep Women Working yep Watching BET yep Watching MTV yep Watching VH1 yep Watching TNT yep Associating With Hollywood Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll yep Believing in Evolution yep Being Catholic yep Being Jewish Being Buddhist Being Methodist Being Protestant Being Mormon Being Muslim Being Hindu Being Agnostic yep Being Atheist yep Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin) yep Being In a Sorority or Fraternity yep Owning a Pet yep Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future. yep So that's... 38 !! Wow, being a woman REALLY helps win these contests

11th February 2010, 12:12 PM	#111
Hokulele Official Nemesis Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Trying to decide whether to set defenses against an army, or against mole rats. Posts: 27,265	Curses, I have been outsinned. Oh, right. I already had cursing checked off. I'll have to think of something more sinful to get back in the running. (Wanders off to try and figure out a way to "Associate with Hollywood".)
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11th February 2010, 12:27 PM	#112
Nursefoxfire Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,197	Originally Posted by Hokulele Curses, I have been outsinned. Oh, right. I already had cursing checked off. I'll have to think of something more sinful to get back in the running. (Wanders off to try and figure out a way to "Associate with Hollywood".) Yep, associating with Hollywood, getting a tattoo, or joining a bunch of different religions! pretty much the only vices I haven't tried yet p.s. don't worry, you're STILL the Top Sinner as far as I'm concerned

11th February 2010, 12:29 PM	#113
Hokulele Official Nemesis Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Trying to decide whether to set defenses against an army, or against mole rats. Posts: 27,265	Thanks, I think. And what the heck does it mean to "associate" with Hollywood? Do I have to buy it drinks or something?
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11th February 2010, 12:31 PM	#114
Eskarina Touched By His Noodly Appendages Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 637	Originally Posted by Hokulele Curses, I have been outsinned. Oh, right. I already had cursing checked off. I'll have to think of something more sinful to get back in the running. (Wanders off to try and figure out a way to "Associate with Hollywood".) Watch a Hollywood movie, that should be enough. Does it count if I smoked pot a few times, but each time got sick as a dog (hence the few times)? Does the self-piercing experiment at age 15 count instead of a tattoo?
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11th February 2010, 12:46 PM	#115
Darth Rotor Salted Sith Cynic Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rat cheer Posts: 34,225	Originally Posted by Lucian If simply being a woman can earn you a ride on the brimstone express, why does he bother mentioning the other female-related offenses? I got me a uterus, vagina, some boobs--all the girlie bells and whistles. Clearly I'm inferno-bound. What difference does it make if I am also an inveterate elbow-exposer? Good point. Show us your tits.
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11th February 2010, 12:51 PM	#116
Piscivore Smelling fishy Join Date: May 2004 Location: Home is wherever I'm with you Posts: 26,454	Pot Smoking - No, but willing to try. Cigarette Smoking - A couple of times. I prefer pipes and cigars. Alcohol Drinking - Yep Guitar Playing - Tried, and failed. I lack the manual dexterity. Having a Tattoo - No, but willing. Showing Cleavage - Yes. I'm a big fat guy, so I'm counting this twice. Showing Bellybuttons - Ibid. Girls Showing Their Knees - Girls Showing Their Elbows - Girls Wearing Tight Pants - Girls Wearing Miniskirts - I'm the father of a teen girl who I allow and encourage to so dress, So I'm claiming them all. Being Blond - Yep Being Fat - Oh yeah. Cursing - **** yeah. Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage - Indeed. Holding Hands before Marriage - Yes. Groping Breast before Marriage - Finest kind. Having Premarital Sex - Not only this, but conceived my firstborn out of wedlock as the latest in a long family tradition. Masturbation - I lettered in it. Having Anal Sex - Stuck it in her POOPER! Yeah! Having Oral Sex - Whenever possible. Being Homosexual - No, but if Antonio Banderas or Hugh Laurie came along, I'm willing to give it a go. Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) - With glee. Being Selfish - This forms the basis for my moral code. Playing Sports - Tried it, I sucked. Women Working - All for it. Watching BET - Sure. Watching MTV - grew up masturbating to Martha Quinn Watching VH1 - I Love the 80s gets me up in the AM. Watching TNT - Frequently. Associating With Hollywood - I have many times stated that going to movies on Sunday is my "church". I'm taking this one. Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll - Yes, Yes, once upon a time, and Yes. Believing in Evolution - Oh hell yes. Being Catholic - No, but I married one. Being Jewish - No, but I'd convert for Natalie Portman. Or Library Lady. I'm such a mutt anyway I would not be surprised if there weren't some among my ancestry. Being Buddhist - Used to be. Being Methodist - Raised so. Being Protestant - Yep. Being Mormon - Nope, but my daughter dates one. Being Muslim - No. Being Hindu - Tried it out once. Being Agnostic - Yes. Being Atheist - Oh yeah, baby. Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin) - No, but I think I could be a good lesbian if given the chance. Being In a Sorority or Fraternity - Other than "the Fraternity of man", no. Owning a Pet - Yes. Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future. - Yes, yes, and certainly yes. Quote: Now for the big question... Who isn't going to hell? That gives me a heavily weighted 39, by my count.
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11th February 2010, 02:48 PM	#117
Maia Graduate Poster Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 1,261	Oh, okay. I never actually filled this out, and I'm home with a sprained foot. Pot Smoking - Did not inhale. Does speed twice a day count? Probably not, since it's by prescription. Cigarette Smoking - Nope. Never. Alcohol Drinking - Not for years. (I wonder if this means currently or ever?) Guitar Playing - Yes. Not very well. Having a Tattoo - No. Showing Cleavage - Yeees.. it's been known to happen.... Showing Bellybuttons - This too... Girls Showing Their Knees - "" Girls Showing Their Elbows -"" Girls Wearing Tight Pants -"" Girls Wearing Miniskirts - "" Being Blond - Strawberry blonde. I think this counts. Being Fat - No. But does a lifelong obsession with dieting count? Well, it should. Cursing - Yes, usually in traffic. Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage - Yes Holding Hands before Marriage - Yes Groping Breast before Marriage - Yes Having Premarital Sex - Yes Masturbation - Oh, okay, yes Having Anal Sex - No, actually Having Oral Sex - Yes to that one Being Homosexual - This question is kind of limiting. Do you have to actually be straight-up and exclusively gay/lesbian in order to go to hell? Well, probably not, so yes to this one too. Judging People: Yes. But I'm always right. Being Selfish: Not a lot. But if this means EVER, then yes. Playing Sports - Yes. Women Working - Yes. Watching BET - yes Watching MTV - Yes-- recently and guiltily hooked on Jersey Shore Watching VH1 - Yes-- it's been a while, but there is no statute of limitations Watching TNT - Yes. Associating With Hollywood - I'm not sure if they mean just going to movies, associating with the sinister Hollywood cabal, or having your picture taken with a star on Hollywood Boulevard. Yes, no,and yes. Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll - Yes to all. My Sirius/XM radio is permanently set on Area/BPM/Strobe. (Why Christian bands,I wonder? Although many of them would make anyone want to GO to hell in order to avoid listening to them.) Believing in Evolution - Yes. Gould/Eldridge's version, of course. Being Catholic - No, but I went to Catholic school. Being Jewish - No, but I grew up in a Jewish neighborhood. Being Buddhist - No, but when I was a baby, I lived in a Buddhist commune. Being Methodist - I taught Wesley Methodist Sunday school when I was 14. Being Protestant - I think that counts. Being Mormon - I was baptized Mormon. According to them, that will ALWAYS count. Being Muslim - No. Being Hindu - No. Being Agnostic - A very confusing word. Pass. Being Atheist - Pass. "Non-theist" is a better term. Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin) - Yep. Being In a Sorority or Fraternity -No. (Why this one??) Owning a Pet - Yes, two cats. Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future. - Yes, because apparently this is impossible to avoid. That was 38. Apparently, I should reserve my room in hell right now. Someplace with a view of the lake of fire would be nice.
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