Master Shake And Ct's

sadhatter · 2nd March 2010, 01:17 PM

Watching aqua teen master shake had printed a book in which he outlines rules for dealing with a situation. Said rules bear a strange similarity to the methods of inquiry used by conspiracy theorists, the rules are.

1) Assess the situation.

There is a consipracy

2) Apply Blame

The Joos, The Nwo, The Illumaniti , etc.

3) Make a suggestion, but don't own up to it, in case it sucks.

" Hey, i am just asking questions....."

4) Take a nap.

( what i assume is done after a drive by truthing.)

I am pretty sure this advice comes free with every copy of Loose change now.

OneShotKi11 · 2nd March 2010, 09:01 PM

Great show. Master Shake is the best!

sadhatter · 3rd March 2010, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by OneShotKi11

Great show. Master Shake is the best!

Yeah the new season is pretty good, and not just because an episode involves getting an arcade machine, and another is featuring one of my favorite bands.

The master shake rules destroyed me especially seeing different characters attempt to apply them.

Caustic Logic · 4th March 2010, 04:05 AM

Originally Posted by sadhatter

Watching aqua teen master shake had printed a book in which he outlines rules for dealing with a situation. Said rules bear a strange similarity to the methods of inquiry used by conspiracy theorists, the rules are.

1) Assess the situation.

There is a consipracy

2) Apply Blame

The Joos, The Nwo, The Illumaniti , etc.

3) Make a suggestion, but don't own up to it, in case it sucks.

" Hey, i am just asking questions....."

4) Take a nap.

( what i assume is done after a drive by truthing.)

I am pretty sure this advice comes free with every copy of Loose change now.

I take it it was funnier in the show, with some kind of context and such.

2nd March 2010, 01:17 PM	#1
sadhatter Graduate Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,724	Master Shake And Ct's Watching aqua teen master shake had printed a book in which he outlines rules for dealing with a situation. Said rules bear a strange similarity to the methods of inquiry used by conspiracy theorists, the rules are. 1) Assess the situation. There is a consipracy 2) Apply Blame The Joos, The Nwo, The Illumaniti , etc. 3) Make a suggestion, but don't own up to it, in case it sucks. " Hey, i am just asking questions....." 4) Take a nap. ( what i assume is done after a drive by truthing.) I am pretty sure this advice comes free with every copy of Loose change now.

2nd March 2010, 09:01 PM	#2
OneShotKi11 Muse Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 637	Great show. Master Shake is the best!
OneShotKi11 Muse Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 637

3rd March 2010, 08:41 AM	#3
sadhatter Graduate Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,724	Originally Posted by OneShotKi11 Great show. Master Shake is the best! Yeah the new season is pretty good, and not just because an episode involves getting an arcade machine, and another is featuring one of my favorite bands. The master shake rules destroyed me especially seeing different characters attempt to apply them.

4th March 2010, 04:05 AM	#4
Caustic Logic Master Poster Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,105	Originally Posted by sadhatter Watching aqua teen master shake had printed a book in which he outlines rules for dealing with a situation. Said rules bear a strange similarity to the methods of inquiry used by conspiracy theorists, the rules are. 1) Assess the situation. There is a consipracy 2) Apply Blame The Joos, The Nwo, The Illumaniti , etc. 3) Make a suggestion, but don't own up to it, in case it sucks. " Hey, i am just asking questions....." 4) Take a nap. ( what i assume is done after a drive by truthing.) I am pretty sure this advice comes free with every copy of Loose change now. I take it it was funnier in the show, with some kind of context and such.