Church Signs get more aggressive

Some Friggin Guy · 19th January 2004, 07:12 PM

Well, I wish I had my camera handy, because I passed the most aggressive church sign I've ever seen:

Quote:

Tithe!

-Any idiot can honk.

c4ts · 19th January 2004, 08:10 PM

Oh please. In the middle ages church signs said things like "ye be damned and tortured if ye not pay thy tythe!!"

Anyway you can't get ye FLASK.

Some Friggin Guy · 19th January 2004, 09:03 PM

Okay, so it's not more aggressive then signs during the inquisition, but it's more aggressive than things like "CHRCH - The only thing missing is U".

Madalch · 2nd November 2010, 01:05 PM

Saw a good one today- "Respect cannot be earned by demanding it." Methinks they have a beam in their own eye....

(Where is that thread necromancy smily?)

Marduk · 2nd November 2010, 01:37 PM

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CurtC · 2nd November 2010, 02:26 PM

The sign could add the words of Rev Lovejoy from The Simpsons:

"And, once again, tithing is ten percent off the top. That's gross income, not net. Please people, don't force us to audit."

Sledge · 2nd November 2010, 02:35 PM

"We throw all the money in the air, and what God wants, he keeps."

epix · 2nd November 2010, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by Sledge

"We throw all the money in the air, and what God wants, he keeps."

Some of it goes the opposite way.

First comes His Particle and then the entire scientific enchilada proving the Whole of Divine. It has been worked on . . .

joobz · 2nd November 2010, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by c4ts

Anyway you can't get ye FLASK.

Go to Dennis.

Sledge · 2nd November 2010, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by epix

Some of it goes the opposite way.

First comes His Particle and then the entire scientific enchilada proving the Whole of Divine. It has been worked on . . .

Take more water with it.

NobbyNobbs · 2nd November 2010, 05:49 PM

"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." -- Mark Twain

Fnord · 2nd November 2010, 06:05 PM

One of my favorites:

"Remember that 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing? I meant it. -- God"

epix · 2nd November 2010, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Sledge

Take more water with it.

Why are you generalizing all the time? What works for you, may not work for others. Besides, I don't have any reason to change my preferences.

Sledge · 2nd November 2010, 08:00 PM

A lot more water with it.

epix · 2nd November 2010, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Some Friggin Guy

Well, I wish I had my camera handy, because I passed the most aggressive church sign I've ever seen:

But surely not the most opulent.

epix · 2nd November 2010, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by Sledge

A lot more water with it.

This is the grossest misquotation I've ever come across -- a misquotation that reaches the level of plain fraudulence due to the sheer lack of common ethics.

Let me present the original text, my Esteemed Forum:

Lot looked around and saw that the whole plain of the Jordan toward Zoar was well watered, like the garden of the LORD, like the land of Egypt.
Genesis 13:10

slingblade · 2nd November 2010, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by epix

This is the grossest misquotation I've ever come across -- a misquotation that reaches the level of plain fraudulence due to the sheer lack of common ethics.

Let me present the original text, my Esteemed Forum:

Lot looked around and saw that the whole plain of the Jordan toward Zoar was well watered, like the garden of the LORD, like the land of Egypt.
Genesis 13:10

Totally lost me. What's any of what you've posted got to do with church signs?

epix · 2nd November 2010, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by slingblade

Totally lost me. What's any of what you've posted got to do with church signs?

You didn't notice the "a lot of more water with it" post I was replying to. It was already off the silly topic.

slingblade · 2nd November 2010, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by epix

You didn't notice the "a lot of more water with it" post I was replying to.

Of course I did. I noticed that YOU posted first:

Originally Posted by epix

Some of it goes the opposite way.

First comes His Particle and then the entire scientific enchilada proving the Whole of Divine. It has been worked on . . .

What's that got to do with church signs?

In reply to that, Sledge said "take more water with it." No clue what that means, either.

But then you come back with the bloody brilliant:

Originally Posted by epix

This is the grossest misquotation I've ever come across -- a misquotation that reaches the level of plain fraudulence due to the sheer lack of common ethics.

Let me present the original text, my Esteemed Forum:

Lot looked around and saw that the whole plain of the Jordan toward Zoar was well watered, like the garden of the LORD, like the land of Egypt.
Genesis 13:10

Neither of your posts seem to have anything to do with church signs. But if you can tie it in somehow, I'm all eyes. Can you?

Originally Posted by epix

It I was already off the silly topic.

FTFY.

epix · 3rd November 2010, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by slingblade

Neither of your posts seem to have anything to do with church signs. But if you can tie it in somehow, I'm all eyes. Can you?

I don't think so -- I can only manage church_signs_holy_water. But ask Sledge. Maybe he didn't forget.

slingblade · 3rd November 2010, 02:47 AM

Oh, okay, I can just ignore your failed argument, then. Works for me.

Fnord · 3rd November 2010, 12:53 PM

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

Soapy Sam · 3rd November 2010, 06:25 PM

It would be a very dull heaven that had no dogs or rocks.

Sledge · 3rd November 2010, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by slingblade

In reply to that, Sledge said "take more water with it." No clue what that means, either.

It is a humourous implication that epix is posting whilst under the influence of alcohol, and should in future dilute his drink of choice with more water to mitigate its effects.

Interestingly, this thread is now the fourth result on Google for "take more water with it."

Beerina · 3rd November 2010, 07:11 PM

There're some huge billboards along a highway near here, "Only liars go to <some local megachurch>!" and "Only hypocrites go to <it>!"

These include a URL that points out something to the effect of "Yes, we accept liars and hypocrites and sinners of all kinds!" Clever, if it weren't doing evil.

Buckaroo · 3rd November 2010, 07:23 PM

My favorite sign has sat beside the road on I-65 North between Montgomery and Birmingham since I was kid:

"Go to church or the devil will get you!" (complete with a red horned Lucifer straight off the Underwood Deviled Ham package)

It doesn't get more direct than that...

Manopolus · 3rd November 2010, 07:40 PM

There's a sign near where I used to live on I-35 in Kansas that says "Accept Jesus Christ -- or regret it later."

Seriously, a threat? I'd actually like to know who put it up so I could knock them upside the head for misrepresenting our fair, meth infested city in such a way.

I don't know whether it was a church or an individual responsible.

Sledge · 3rd November 2010, 10:27 PM

One of my favorite letters to the Viz letters page was "Why is it that it's ok for the vicar to threaten me with eternal damnation every Sunday, but when I threaten him with a Stanley knife, the police are called?"

Zanders · 3rd November 2010, 11:03 PM

"There's no stop, drop and roll in Hell"

Cactus Wren · 3rd November 2010, 11:12 PM

One near my old house read:

FOR ALL YOU DO
HIS BLOOD'S FOR YOU

Accidental Martyr · 3rd November 2010, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by Buckaroo

My favorite sign has sat beside the road on I-65 North between Montgomery and Birmingham since I was kid:

"Go to church or the devil will get you!" (complete with a red horned Lucifer straight off the Underwood Deviled Ham package)

It doesn't get more direct than that...

Yep, I've seen that one.

Crossbow · 4th November 2010, 06:52 AM

I saw a great one several years ago that was posted shortly before Mother's Day (and unfortunately I did not have a camera), it said:

EVE WAS A WOMAN

The fellow who wrote that sermon sure had some issues.

Sonny2 · 4th November 2010, 04:53 PM

There's a great sign near Kalispell, Montana:

Is This The Sign You've Been Waiting For?
—God

It's really big, I thought it was hilarious, but I don't think the sign makers meant it like I took it, there's another down the road from the same people of the repent variety.

Flippin' hilarious.

catsmate1 · 5th November 2010, 05:21 AM

Originally Posted by Soapy Sam

It would be a very dull heaven that had no dogs or rocks.

But what about cats? And Bearded Dragons?

Scott Haley · 6th November 2010, 10:38 AM

One time in church, a man said that he found a bible verse that mentioned a heavenly cavalry with vast numbers of horsemen. He said that if all of those horses can be in heaven, so could his dog.

19th January 2004, 07:12 PM	#1
Some Friggin Guy Muse Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 860	Church Signs get more aggressive Well, I wish I had my camera handy, because I passed the most aggressive church sign I've ever seen: Quote: Tithe! -Any idiot can honk.
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c4ts Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Your base Posts: 8,427	Oh please. In the middle ages church signs said things like "ye be damned and tortured if ye not pay thy tythe!!" Anyway you can't get ye FLASK.
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19th January 2004, 09:03 PM	#3
Some Friggin Guy Muse Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 860	Okay, so it's not more aggressive then signs during the inquisition, but it's more aggressive than things like "CHRCH - The only thing missing is U".
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2nd November 2010, 04:18 PM	#8
epix Master Poster Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Borgia Apartment, Vatican City Posts: 2,957	Originally Posted by Sledge "We throw all the money in the air, and what God wants, he keeps." Some of it goes the opposite way. First comes His Particle and then the entire scientific enchilada proving the Whole of Divine. It has been worked on . . .
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2nd November 2010, 04:28 PM	#9
joobz Tergiversator Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: That's how you get ants Posts: 17,505	Originally Posted by c4ts Anyway you can't get ye FLASK. Go to Dennis.
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2nd November 2010, 05:00 PM	#10
Sledge Grammaton Cleric Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Swingin' on a star Posts: 7,123	Originally Posted by epix Some of it goes the opposite way. First comes His Particle and then the entire scientific enchilada proving the Whole of Divine. It has been worked on . . . Take more water with it.
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2nd November 2010, 07:45 PM	#13
epix Master Poster Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Borgia Apartment, Vatican City Posts: 2,957	Originally Posted by Sledge Take more water with it. Why are you generalizing all the time? What works for you, may not work for others. Besides, I don't have any reason to change my preferences.
	__________________ Grace to you and peace from Him who is and who was and who is to come, and from the seven Spirits who are before His throne, and from Jesus Christ, the faithful witness, the firstborn from the dead, and the ruler over the kings of the earth. Huh? What's your point?

2nd November 2010, 08:00 PM	#14
Sledge Grammaton Cleric Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Swingin' on a star Posts: 7,123	A lot more water with it.
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2nd November 2010, 08:25 PM	#16
epix Master Poster Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Borgia Apartment, Vatican City Posts: 2,957	Originally Posted by Sledge A lot more water with it. This is the grossest misquotation I've ever come across -- a misquotation that reaches the level of plain fraudulence due to the sheer lack of common ethics. Let me present the original text, my Esteemed Forum: Lot looked around and saw that the whole plain of the Jordan toward Zoar was well watered, like the garden of the LORD, like the land of Egypt. Genesis 13:10
	__________________ Grace to you and peace from Him who is and who was and who is to come, and from the seven Spirits who are before His throne, and from Jesus Christ, the faithful witness, the firstborn from the dead, and the ruler over the kings of the earth. Huh? What's your point?

2nd November 2010, 09:48 PM	#17
slingblade Guest Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 23,642	Originally Posted by epix This is the grossest misquotation I've ever come across -- a misquotation that reaches the level of plain fraudulence due to the sheer lack of common ethics. Let me present the original text, my Esteemed Forum: Lot looked around and saw that the whole plain of the Jordan toward Zoar was well watered, like the garden of the LORD, like the land of Egypt. Genesis 13:10 Totally lost me. What's any of what you've posted got to do with church signs?
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2nd November 2010, 11:00 PM	#18
epix Master Poster Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Borgia Apartment, Vatican City Posts: 2,957	Originally Posted by slingblade Totally lost me. What's any of what you've posted got to do with church signs? You didn't notice the "a lot of more water with it" post I was replying to. It was already off the silly topic.
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2nd November 2010, 11:19 PM	#19
slingblade Guest Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 23,642	Originally Posted by epix You didn't notice the "a lot of more water with it" post I was replying to. Of course I did. I noticed that YOU posted first: Originally Posted by epix Some of it goes the opposite way. First comes His Particle and then the entire scientific enchilada proving the Whole of Divine. It has been worked on . . . What's that got to do with church signs? In reply to that, Sledge said "take more water with it." No clue what that means, either. But then you come back with the bloody brilliant: Originally Posted by epix This is the grossest misquotation I've ever come across -- a misquotation that reaches the level of plain fraudulence due to the sheer lack of common ethics. Let me present the original text, my Esteemed Forum: Lot looked around and saw that the whole plain of the Jordan toward Zoar was well watered, like the garden of the LORD, like the land of Egypt. Genesis 13:10 Neither of your posts seem to have anything to do with church signs. But if you can tie it in somehow, I'm all eyes. Can you? Originally Posted by epix It I was already off the silly topic. FTFY.
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3rd November 2010, 12:08 AM	#20
epix Master Poster Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Borgia Apartment, Vatican City Posts: 2,957	Originally Posted by slingblade Neither of your posts seem to have anything to do with church signs. But if you can tie it in somehow, I'm all eyes. Can you? I don't think so -- I can only manage church_signs_holy_water. But ask Sledge. Maybe he didn't forget.
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slingblade Guest Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 23,642	Oh, okay, I can just ignore your failed argument, then. Works for me.
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3rd November 2010, 06:34 PM	#24
Sledge Grammaton Cleric Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Swingin' on a star Posts: 7,123	Originally Posted by slingblade In reply to that, Sledge said "take more water with it." No clue what that means, either. It is a humourous implication that epix is posting whilst under the influence of alcohol, and should in future dilute his drink of choice with more water to mitigate its effects. Interestingly, this thread is now the fourth result on Google for "take more water with it."
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Buckaroo Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 1,718	My favorite sign has sat beside the road on I-65 North between Montgomery and Birmingham since I was kid: "Go to church or the devil will get you!" (complete with a red horned Lucifer straight off the Underwood Deviled Ham package) It doesn't get more direct than that...
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Manopolus Metaphorical Anomaly Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Linn, Kansas (a.k.a. Dead center of Nowhere) Posts: 3,038	There's a sign near where I used to live on I-35 in Kansas that says "Accept Jesus Christ -- or regret it later." Seriously, a threat? I'd actually like to know who put it up so I could knock them upside the head for misrepresenting our fair, meth infested city in such a way. I don't know whether it was a church or an individual responsible.
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Sledge Grammaton Cleric Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Swingin' on a star Posts: 7,123	One of my favorite letters to the Viz letters page was "Why is it that it's ok for the vicar to threaten me with eternal damnation every Sunday, but when I threaten him with a Stanley knife, the police are called?"
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Accidental Martyr Graduate Poster Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry. Posts: 1,852	Originally Posted by Buckaroo My favorite sign has sat beside the road on I-65 North between Montgomery and Birmingham since I was kid: "Go to church or the devil will get you!" (complete with a red horned Lucifer straight off the Underwood Deviled Ham package) It doesn't get more direct than that... Yep, I've seen that one.
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Sonny2 Muse Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Dust on the Wind Posts: 669	There's a great sign near Kalispell, Montana: Is This The Sign You've Been Waiting For? —God It's really big, I thought it was hilarious, but I don't think the sign makers meant it like I took it, there's another down the road from the same people of the repent variety. Flippin' hilarious.

5th November 2010, 05:21 AM	#34
catsmate1 Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Dublin (the one in Ireland) Posts: 7,141	Originally Posted by Soapy Sam It would be a very dull heaven that had no dogs or rocks. But what about cats? And Bearded Dragons?

6th November 2010, 10:38 AM	#35
Scott Haley Muse Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 562	One time in church, a man said that he found a bible verse that mentioned a heavenly cavalry with vast numbers of horsemen. He said that if all of those horses can be in heaven, so could his dog.
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