TAM2: Shocking Discovery Regarding The Skepchicks!!!

The Central Scrutinizer · 19th January 2004, 08:59 PM

I never knew this, nor even suspected it. But I discovered at TAM2 that the Skepchicks are all lesbians!!!

How else to explain that none of them wanted to go back to my room with me?

Walter Wayne · 19th January 2004, 09:13 PM

Post a picture of yourself and we'll try to figure it out.

Stimpson J. Cat · 19th January 2004, 09:21 PM

Don't feel bad CS. After seeing me, but not being able to go home with me (because I had to leave early), you really didn't stand a chance. Skepchicks aren't the type to settle for second-best.

Dr. Stupid

Yahweh · 19th January 2004, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer
How else to explain that none of them wanted to go back to my room with me?

Maybe if you ask them real real nice to lower their standards just a few notches...

El Greco · 19th January 2004, 11:42 PM

Are you sure they were lesbians before they met you ?

El Greco · 19th January 2004, 11:45 PM

On a second thought, have you been eating too much garlic ?

Zep · 20th January 2004, 03:39 AM

Oh dear. Then that means I'm a lesbian too, because guess what I won't do either...

Mercutio · 20th January 2004, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer
I never knew this, nor even suspected it. But I discovered at TAM2 that the Skepchicks are all lesbians!!!

How else to explain that none of them wanted to go back to my room with me?

Interesting observation. I'm glad you shared this; I had not noticed it at all--but then again, I try to keep a safe distance from any and all skepchicks at any and all times, and I am morally opposed to flirting.

Note, of course, that anyone who says otherwise must be lying. I am perfectly willing to swear on a stack of bibles on this...

Paul C. Anagnostopoulos · 20th January 2004, 05:03 AM

Sheesh, I suspected I was hogging the skepchicks, but I didn't realize to what degree. Sorry.

~~ Paul

darling · 20th January 2004, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer
How else to explain that none of them wanted to go back to my room with me?

Well at least one of them was snuggling up in bed with me instead.

Doubt · 20th January 2004, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer

How else to explain that none of them wanted to go back to my room with me?

False dichotomy.

They had other options.

Lisa · 20th January 2004, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by Mercutio

Interesting observation. I'm glad you shared this; I had not noticed it at all--but then again, I try to keep a safe distance from any and all skepchicks at any and all times, and I am morally opposed to flirting.

Note, of course, that anyone who says otherwise must be lying. I am perfectly willing to swear on a stack of bibles on this...

I don't often use smilies or anything, but this deserves a

19th January 2004, 08:59 PM	#1
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19th January 2004, 09:21 PM	#3
Stimpson J. Cat Graduate Poster Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Oxford, UK Posts: 1,833	Don't feel bad CS. After seeing me, but not being able to go home with me (because I had to leave early), you really didn't stand a chance. Skepchicks aren't the type to settle for second-best. Dr. Stupid
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19th January 2004, 10:24 PM	#4
Yahweh Ayay ashay ayay Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,029	Re: TAM2: Shocking Discovery Regarding The Skepchicks!!! Quote: Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer How else to explain that none of them wanted to go back to my room with me? Maybe if you ask them real real nice to lower their standards just a few notches...
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19th January 2004, 11:42 PM	#5
El Greco Summer worshipper Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Παρά θιν'αλός Posts: 14,282	Are you sure they were lesbians before they met you ?
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19th January 2004, 11:45 PM	#6
El Greco Summer worshipper Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Παρά θιν'αλός Posts: 14,282	On a second thought, have you been eating too much garlic ?
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19th January 2004, 09:13 PM	#2
Walter Wayne Wayne's Words Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ottawa, ON Posts: 2,442	Post a picture of yourself and we'll try to figure it out.

20th January 2004, 03:39 AM	#7
Zep Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 26,985	Oh dear. Then that means I'm a lesbian too, because guess what I won't do either...
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20th January 2004, 04:24 AM	#8
Mercutio Shakespeare's Sock Puppet Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Live Free Or Die Posts: 16,325	Re: TAM2: Shocking Discovery Regarding The Skepchicks!!! Quote: Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer I never knew this, nor even suspected it. But I discovered at TAM2 that the Skepchicks are all lesbians!!! How else to explain that none of them wanted to go back to my room with me? Interesting observation. I'm glad you shared this; I had not noticed it at all--but then again, I try to keep a safe distance from any and all skepchicks at any and all times, and I am morally opposed to flirting. Note, of course, that anyone who says otherwise must be lying. I am perfectly willing to swear on a stack of bibles on this...
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20th January 2004, 05:03 AM	#9
Paul C. Anagnostopoulos Nap, interrupted. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: a little toolshed Posts: 18,592	Sheesh, I suspected I was hogging the skepchicks, but I didn't realize to what degree. Sorry. ~~ Paul
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20th January 2004, 01:29 PM	#10
darling JREF Kid Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 351	Re: TAM2: Shocking Discovery Regarding The Skepchicks!!! Quote: Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer How else to explain that none of them wanted to go back to my room with me? Well at least one of them was snuggling up in bed with me instead.
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20th January 2004, 02:22 PM	#11
Doubt Philosopher Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 5,447	Re: TAM2: Shocking Discovery Regarding The Skepchicks!!! Quote: Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer How else to explain that none of them wanted to go back to my room with me? False dichotomy. They had other options.
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20th January 2004, 04:27 PM	#12
Lisa JREF Kid Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 656	Re: Re: TAM2: Shocking Discovery Regarding The Skepchicks!!! Quote: Originally posted by Mercutio Interesting observation. I'm glad you shared this; I had not noticed it at all--but then again, I try to keep a safe distance from any and all skepchicks at any and all times, and I am morally opposed to flirting. Note, of course, that anyone who says otherwise must be lying. I am perfectly willing to swear on a stack of bibles on this... I don't often use smilies or anything, but this deserves a
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