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12th January 2003, 09:40 PM

Yet I'm still here. Near death experience? You decide.

What makes people think being nearly dead is special evidence of what being dead is like?

Is going to the airport and not getting on a plane going on vacation?

c4ts · 12th January 2003, 09:54 PM

The desiring of a taco is not a near death experience. What happens after the eating of a hundred tacos, is.

Vorticity · 12th January 2003, 11:00 PM

Foolish A-Tacoist!
We will all cry out for tacos at the instant of death (it is hardwired!), but this does not imply the converse. We can cry out for tacos without dying.
When will you A-Tacoists learn basic logic?!

Mossy · 12th January 2003, 11:02 PM

EvilDave,

Thank you for giving me this opportunity to proselytize a little. There are a great many confusions when it comes to tacos, and their importance when the time comes to check out of the big hotel.

First of all - simply wanting a taco does not indicate that one is near death. There is a great deal of confusion over this, and in the Dark Ages (pre-Taco Enlightenment), there were many Tacoist wars fought over issues such as this.

All Tacoist scholars will now acknowledge that the simple act of "desiring" a taco is comparable to the act of an infant's suckeling when placed near his mothers breast. This has been the philosophical position for the last couple centuries, however, with modern medical science we can now say - with scientific certainty - that we are all programmed for Tacos. From birth to the grave. As the old saying goes, "there are no a-taciosts in the foxhole".

The simple fact that we are hardwired for calling out for a taco as the reality of our impending death sets upon us, does not mean that one has experienced a near death experience simply because he wanted a taco.

I hope that this clears up the controversy!

Thanks,
-Ed

c4ts · 12th January 2003, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vorticity
Foolish A-Tacoist!
We will all cry out for tacos at the instant of death (it is hardwired!), but this does not imply the converse. We can cry out for tacos without dying.
When will you A-Tacoists learn basic logic?!

Somehow you manage to make more sense than F-word (my Franko title for him) ever did.

Graham · 13th January 2003, 04:12 AM

I want a taco now so I didn't vote.

Thank you to all of you though for a laugh on an otherwise grey morning.

A-tacoists! Hah!

As far as the serious point goes, if you got on a plane to go on holiday and the plane, for some reason had to turn around and come back, you would get to see what the beginning phases of a holiday are like (i.e. getting on a plane).

I think NDE are like that. When you die you probably do experience the various sensations and hallucinations that people report of NDEs. That doesn't make them supernatural or evidence of an afterlife though. It's just what goes on in your brain as it locks all the doors and turns out the lights.

I do want a taco now though and all I have for lunch is left-over cottage pie .

kourama · 13th January 2003, 05:28 AM

When I eat Tacos, the shell always cracks and scrapes the roof of my mouth. Then, beacuse of the akward angle of my head, the meat tumbles out and falls down the neck of my T-shirt.

Also, since the whole damn thing crumbles, you always have to eat more than you really wanted to unless you want a handfull of Taco guts.

Ever try to eat one while driving? Talk about NDE.

Tacos are evil...but they're so tasty!

Upchurch · 13th January 2003, 05:38 AM

Guys, listen.

I know I'm a "soft" tacoist and we're pretty laid back, but I'm uncomfortable with this line of discussion. I mean, these are tacos we're talking about here. If we piss off the Great Taco In The Sky (GTITS), it might start bring it's massive consciousness against us. And nobody wants that.

Upchurch

AtheistArchon · 13th January 2003, 11:10 AM

- GTITS. That's just awesome. I must use this.

arcticpenguin · 13th January 2003, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kourama
When I eat Tacos, the shell always cracks and scrapes the roof of my mouth. Then, beacuse of the akward angle of my head, the meat tumbles out and falls down the neck of my T-shirt.

Also, since the whole damn thing crumbles, you always have to eat more than you really wanted to unless you want a handfull of Taco guts.

I think if you converted to soft taco-ism it would solve many of your difficulties.

Next thread: Soft Tacos vs. Burritos: really, what's the difference?

Mossy · 13th January 2003, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arcticpenguin

Soft Tacos vs. Burritos: really, what's the difference?

You'll burn in hell for that.

-Ed

Soubrette · 13th January 2003, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mossy

You'll burn in hell for that.

-Ed

Ah but worth it for the soya substitute taco

Sou

Upchurch · 13th January 2003, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AtheistArchon
- GTITS. That's just awesome. I must use this.

It gets worse if you pronounce the "Great" and make an ackronym (sp?) out of the rest of it.

Upchurch

Javalar · 13th January 2003, 01:00 PM

Anybody ever read those those Chicken tracts? Man those are funny! According to this guy, any Taco not filled with poultry by-products are really a tool of the GBFH (Great burrito from hell) and that you go to hell if you eat them.

He says that when you die, you go heaven and meet the GAN (Great angelic nacho, who sits at the right hand of the GTITS). You must then give him your order and if it can't be found in the menu of life, you go to hell.

Hilarious!

Franko · 13th January 2003, 01:07 PM

TLOP makes HUMANS makes TACOS

And since (According to the Religion of A-Theism) TLOP is less conscious then Humans, it is only logically consistent to conclude that Humans must be equally less conscious then Tacos!

… And they say that the Christians are Crazy?!?!?

Just out of curiosity A-Theists … If I owned a Taco Bell would that make me like the Pope or something? … or would I just be like a Bishop or Cardinal?

Upchurch · 13th January 2003, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Javalar
you go to hell.

I've always heard it called "tex-mex".

Upchurch

Upchurch · 13th January 2003, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Franko

[garbage removed]

Oh, look. It's that guy who claims he's more conscious than a taco. Too bad he has yet to show it....

Upchurch

arcticpenguin · 13th January 2003, 01:29 PM

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's taco.

Upchurch · 13th January 2003, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arcticpenguin
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's taco.

Thou shant? uh-oh. I do that all the time....

Upchurch

c4ts · 13th January 2003, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arcticpenguin
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's taco.

Suddenly I am reminded that "taco" can be slang for "vagina."

Tricky · 13th January 2003, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arcticpenguin
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's taco.

That was an error in translation from the Dead Sea Tortillas. What it actually says is, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighobor's ass, even if it's very attractive".

GTITS wants you to covet tacos. All the time.

tamiO · 13th January 2003, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Is going to the airport and not getting on a plane going on vacation?

No. Don't be stupid.
That would be a Near Vacation Experience.

I have those just by watching the travel channel.

Franko · 13th January 2003, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Upchimp panted:
Oh, look. It's that guy who claims he's more conscious than a taco. Too bad he has yet to show it....

Oh, look. It's that guy who claims he's more conscious than TLOP. Too bad he has yet to show it....

c4ts · 13th January 2003, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tricky

That was an error in translation from the Dead Sea Tortillas. What it actually says is, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighobor's ass, even if it's very attractive".

GTITS wants you to covet tacos. All the time.

Yet scholarly evidence suggest that the closest ideological translation would be "thou shall not covet thy neighbor's chalupa," which works well except in the context of another line, "honor thy taco and thy burrito."

Javalar · 13th January 2003, 03:03 PM

Don't you A-tacoists forget:

- Tacos are made according to the ATR. (Ancient Taco Recipe)
- YOU are made out of Tacos (because you eat them)
- YOU obey the ATR.

Now excuse me while I spread shreaded letuce, cheese and diced tomatoes over my meat filling.

BroodingSkill · 13th January 2003, 04:46 PM

Hey Dave, do you even have so much as a Taco Bell up in the hills or do you have to make your own? or maybe you have to go up to Oakurst or drive down to the valley for it?

Just asking a geographical question, I'm curious?

I know this is sort of off topic but I haven't posted in a while, and I felt the sudden desire to do so. Thanx.

This whole tacoist thing is something I can believe in, or at least eat.

Maybe I'll put on a suit and wear a funny name badge with some ridiculus title on it, hop on my bike and go door to door and preach the purity of tacos to total strangers..(nah! that's too much like work).

Well at least I can go to the local church( Taco Bell), make a donation and eat of the body of our lord( the taco) and bask in it's everlasting love and farts( sorry my stomach doesn't like spicy food one bit, even Taco Bells, which isn't that spicy even), and belch my pleasure. Ah, what Bliss!

edited to add all the stupid stuff above.

13th January 2003, 05:15 PM

You know, an omnipotent, omnibenevolent, omniscient god would have given you that taco!

Regnad Kcin · 13th January 2003, 07:14 PM

[Gregorian chant mode]

Carne asada, in excelcis deo.

[/Gregorian chant mode]

13th January 2003, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BroodingSkill
Hey Dave, do you even have so much as a Taco Bell up in the hills or do you have to make your own? or maybe you have to go up to Oakurst or drive down to the valley for it?

Just asking a geographical question, I'm curious?

I know this is sort of off topic but I haven't posted in a while, and I felt the sudden desire to do so. Thanx.

This whole tacoist thing is something I can believe in, or at least eat.

Maybe I'll put on a suit and wear a funny name badge with some ridiculus title on it, hop on my bike and go door to door and preach the purity of tacos to total strangers..(nah! that's too much like work).

Well at least I can go to the local church( Taco Bell), make a donation and eat of the body of our lord( the taco) and bask in it's everlasting love and farts( sorry my stomach doesn't like spicy food one bit, even Taco Bells, which isn't that spicy even), and belch my pleasure. Ah, what Bliss!

edited to add all the stupid stuff above.

Actually, I desired (and ate) grilled fish tacos at the taco place in North Fresno, next to Lowe's and the the video game exchanging place.

But there is Tia Rita's right around the block from me. There's a mexican place in Coarsegold. There's several mexican places in Oakhurst, including the Taqueria, next to the Met cinema. There is also an extremely good mexican restaraunt in North Fork that looks like a burger dive, but their sit-down dinners are really, really fabulous.

And (of course) there's the Taco Hell in Oakhurst. Flavorless .59 cent tacos in bulk. From a caulk gun. The only flavor is from the little plastic packets.

Added:

What is the significance of horchata? I usually want this even more than tacos.

And what of chorizo con huevos?

Mossy · 13th January 2003, 11:40 PM

I've sent Taco Tim an email, requesting his wisdom and insight into the inherent holiness of Tacos.

Unfortunately, Tim seems to be a little militant - but that is often the case with new converts. We need to spread the word that Tacoism is not about hate - it is about Love... and Tacos. Okay, mostly it is about Tacos - but there really is room for love too, and while it isn't about hate - it is important to hate those that willfully reject the logic, science and divinity that is Tacoism.

Spread the word, love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor's Taco, and covet - oh yes, don't forget to covet! Tricky's accurate comment regarding the Dead Sea Tortillas (a little salty, some would say) is something you should never forget: Covet Tacos, GTITS wouldn't have it any other way.

-Ed

Regnad Kcin · 14th January 2003, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildave
Actually, I desired (and ate) grilled fish tacos ...

Mmm, pass the plate at the Church of Our Lady of the Immaculate Rubio's!

kourama · 14th January 2003, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by c4ts

Suddenly I am reminded that "taco" can be slang for "vagina."

Yeah, I admit my purile mind noticed that too. Actually, we usually referr to "Taco Shell" around here. Gee, I hope I don't have to explain that...

In any case you SOFT TACOISTS WILL BE THROWN INTO THE LAKE OF TOBASCO, by the ONE TRUE GTITS and his only son Cheesus of Nacho-reth!

Upchurch · 14th January 2003, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kourama
In any case you SOFT TACOISTS WILL BE THROWN INTO THE LAKE OF TOBASCO, by the ONE TRUE GTITS and his only son Cheesus of Nacho-reth!

See what I mean when I say that Cruncy Tacoists are too hard edged?

The GTITS is all about love, kindness, and inexpensive spicy goodness regardless of the type of Tacoist you might be. You A-Tacoists can burn in Tex-Mex.

Upchurch

c4ts · 14th January 2003, 11:38 AM

You're all wrong. Not tacos, egg rolls! EGG ROLLS ARE THE ANSWER! EGG ROLLS WILL PROTECT YOU! EGG ROLLS WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE!

zakur · 14th January 2003, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by c4ts
You're all wrong. Not tacos, egg rolls! EGG ROLLS ARE THE ANSWER! EGG ROLLS WILL PROTECT YOU! EGG ROLLS WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE!

Are you of the Orthodox Church of Egg Rolls or Reformed Church of Egg Rolls?

Javalar · 14th January 2003, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by c4ts
You're all wrong. Not tacos, egg rolls! EGG ROLLS ARE THE ANSWER! EGG ROLLS WILL PROTECT YOU! EGG ROLLS WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE!

Heathen! Leave now he who has been tempted by the sweet sauce! Everybody knows that only wicked men eat egg rolls. We all know that even if he presented himself as a Tacoist, Hitler secretly ate egg rolls.

May your soul burn forever in the lake of tobasco in Tex-mex!

Upchurch · 14th January 2003, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Javalar
We all know that even if he presented himself as a Tacoist,

Like Tex-Mex, he did! No sane person would believe Hitler was a Tacoist. He only used taco's to woo the masses. He never claimed to be a Tacoist, you revisionist!

c4ts · 14th January 2003, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zakur
Are you of the Orthodox Church of Egg Rolls or Reformed Church of Egg Rolls?

Orthodox, of course. When will those Reformed heathens ever learn? One cannot eat tacos and egg rolls at the same time! Does it not say in the Chinese Talmud Menu, "Egg Roll ................ $2.00"?

UserGoogol · 14th January 2003, 03:50 PM

You fools. The one true faith is pie. As it happens, I have prepared an example of the glories of pieism in website form.

http://griffinfuhrer.tripod.com/eatpie.html

c4ts · 14th January 2003, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UserGoogol
You fools. The one true faith is pie. As it happens, I have prepared an example of the glories of pieism in website form.

http://griffinfuhrer.tripod.com/eatpie.html

Of course I tolerate your pie-worshipping antics. After all, what is the pie but a westernized version of the egg roll? It seems I am not the only one who says that egg rolls are the answer, and therefore egg rolls are the answer!

Force	0	0%
Fraud	4	50.00%
Force and fraud	2	25.00%
Neither	2	25.00%
Voters: 8. You may not vote on this poll

12th January 2003, 09:40 PM	#1
evildave Guest Posts: n/a	I wanted a taco last night. Yet I'm still here. Near death experience? You decide. What makes people think being nearly dead is special evidence of what being dead is like? Is going to the airport and not getting on a plane going on vacation?
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12th January 2003, 09:54 PM	#2
c4ts Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Your base Posts: 8,427	The desiring of a taco is not a near death experience. What happens after the eating of a hundred tacos, is.
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12th January 2003, 11:00 PM	#3
Vorticity Fluid Mechanic Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Alamos, NM Posts: 2,651	Foolish A-Tacoist! We will all cry out for tacos at the instant of death (it is hardwired!), but this does not imply the converse. We can cry out for tacos without dying. When will you A-Tacoists learn basic logic?!
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12th January 2003, 11:02 PM	#4
Mossy Scholar Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 75	EvilDave, Thank you for giving me this opportunity to proselytize a little. There are a great many confusions when it comes to tacos, and their importance when the time comes to check out of the big hotel. First of all - simply wanting a taco does not indicate that one is near death. There is a great deal of confusion over this, and in the Dark Ages (pre-Taco Enlightenment), there were many Tacoist wars fought over issues such as this. All Tacoist scholars will now acknowledge that the simple act of "desiring" a taco is comparable to the act of an infant's suckeling when placed near his mothers breast. This has been the philosophical position for the last couple centuries, however, with modern medical science we can now say - with scientific certainty - that we are all programmed for Tacos. From birth to the grave. As the old saying goes, "there are no a-taciosts in the foxhole". The simple fact that we are hardwired for calling out for a taco as the reality of our impending death sets upon us, does not mean that one has experienced a near death experience simply because he wanted a taco. I hope that this clears up the controversy! Thanks, -Ed
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12th January 2003, 11:03 PM	#5
c4ts Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Your base Posts: 8,427	Quote: Originally posted by Vorticity Foolish A-Tacoist! We will all cry out for tacos at the instant of death (it is hardwired!), but this does not imply the converse. We can cry out for tacos without dying. When will you A-Tacoists learn basic logic?! Somehow you manage to make more sense than F-word (my Franko title for him) ever did.
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13th January 2003, 04:12 AM	#6
Graham Graduate Poster Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,465	Taco now I want a taco now so I didn't vote. Thank you to all of you though for a laugh on an otherwise grey morning. A-tacoists! Hah! As far as the serious point goes, if you got on a plane to go on holiday and the plane, for some reason had to turn around and come back, you would get to see what the beginning phases of a holiday are like (i.e. getting on a plane). I think NDE are like that. When you die you probably do experience the various sensations and hallucinations that people report of NDEs. That doesn't make them supernatural or evidence of an afterlife though. It's just what goes on in your brain as it locks all the doors and turns out the lights. I do want a taco now though and all I have for lunch is left-over cottage pie .
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13th January 2003, 05:28 AM	#7
kourama Thinker Join Date: May 2002 Location: canada Posts: 216	When I eat Tacos, the shell always cracks and scrapes the roof of my mouth. Then, beacuse of the akward angle of my head, the meat tumbles out and falls down the neck of my T-shirt. Also, since the whole damn thing crumbles, you always have to eat more than you really wanted to unless you want a handfull of Taco guts. Ever try to eat one while driving? Talk about NDE. Tacos are evil...but they're so tasty!
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13th January 2003, 05:38 AM	#8
Upchurch Papa Funkosophy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Funky Town (STL, MO) Posts: 23,480	Guys, listen. I know I'm a "soft" tacoist and we're pretty laid back, but I'm uncomfortable with this line of discussion. I mean, these are tacos we're talking about here. If we piss off the Great Taco In The Sky (GTITS), it might start bring it's massive consciousness against us. And nobody wants that. Upchurch

13th January 2003, 11:10 AM	#9
AtheistArchon Muse Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 589	- GTITS. That's just awesome. I must use this.
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13th January 2003, 11:26 AM	#10
arcticpenguin woo ban clan Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,717	Quote: Originally posted by kourama When I eat Tacos, the shell always cracks and scrapes the roof of my mouth. Then, beacuse of the akward angle of my head, the meat tumbles out and falls down the neck of my T-shirt. Also, since the whole damn thing crumbles, you always have to eat more than you really wanted to unless you want a handfull of Taco guts. I think if you converted to soft taco-ism it would solve many of your difficulties. Next thread: Soft Tacos vs. Burritos: really, what's the difference?
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13th January 2003, 12:40 PM	#11
Mossy Scholar Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 75	Quote: Originally posted by arcticpenguin Soft Tacos vs. Burritos: really, what's the difference? You'll burn in hell for that. -Ed
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13th January 2003, 12:43 PM	#12
Soubrette The Philosophy Spice Girl Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 671	Quote: Originally posted by Mossy You'll burn in hell for that. -Ed Ah but worth it for the soya substitute taco Sou

13th January 2003, 12:44 PM	#13
Upchurch Papa Funkosophy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Funky Town (STL, MO) Posts: 23,480	Quote: Originally posted by AtheistArchon - GTITS. That's just awesome. I must use this. It gets worse if you pronounce the "Great" and make an ackronym (sp?) out of the rest of it. Upchurch

13th January 2003, 01:00 PM	#14
Javalar Muse Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 628	Anybody ever read those those Chicken tracts? Man those are funny! According to this guy, any Taco not filled with poultry by-products are really a tool of the GBFH (Great burrito from hell) and that you go to hell if you eat them. He says that when you die, you go heaven and meet the GAN (Great angelic nacho, who sits at the right hand of the GTITS). You must then give him your order and if it can't be found in the menu of life, you go to hell. Hilarious!
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13th January 2003, 01:07 PM	#15
Franko Master Poster Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,338	TLOP makes HUMANS makes TACOS And since (According to the Religion of A-Theism) TLOP is less conscious then Humans, it is only logically consistent to conclude that Humans must be equally less conscious then Tacos! … And they say that the Christians are Crazy?!?!? Just out of curiosity A-Theists … If I owned a Taco Bell would that make me like the Pope or something? … or would I just be like a Bishop or Cardinal?
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13th January 2003, 01:09 PM	#16
Upchurch Papa Funkosophy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Funky Town (STL, MO) Posts: 23,480	Quote: Originally posted by Javalar you go to hell. I've always heard it called "tex-mex". Upchurch

13th January 2003, 01:13 PM	#17
Upchurch Papa Funkosophy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Funky Town (STL, MO) Posts: 23,480	Quote: Originally posted by Franko [garbage removed] Oh, look. It's that guy who claims he's more conscious than a taco. Too bad he has yet to show it.... Upchurch

13th January 2003, 01:29 PM	#18
arcticpenguin woo ban clan Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,717	Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's taco.
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13th January 2003, 01:31 PM	#19
Upchurch Papa Funkosophy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Funky Town (STL, MO) Posts: 23,480	Quote: Originally posted by arcticpenguin Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's taco. Thou shant? uh-oh. I do that all the time.... Upchurch

13th January 2003, 01:33 PM	#20
c4ts Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Your base Posts: 8,427	Quote: Originally posted by arcticpenguin Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's taco. Suddenly I am reminded that "taco" can be slang for "vagina."
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13th January 2003, 01:34 PM	#21
Tricky Briefly immortal Moderator Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Group W bench Posts: 42,405	Quote: Originally posted by arcticpenguin Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's taco. That was an error in translation from the Dead Sea Tortillas. What it actually says is, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighobor's ass, even if it's very attractive". GTITS wants you to covet tacos. All the time.

13th January 2003, 01:35 PM	#22
tamiO Illuminator Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,287	Quote: Is going to the airport and not getting on a plane going on vacation? No. Don't be stupid. That would be a Near Vacation Experience. I have those just by watching the travel channel.
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13th January 2003, 01:36 PM	#23
Franko Master Poster Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,338	Quote: Upchimp panted: Oh, look. It's that guy who claims he's more conscious than a taco. Too bad he has yet to show it.... Oh, look. It's that guy who claims he's more conscious than TLOP. Too bad he has yet to show it....
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13th January 2003, 01:39 PM	#24
c4ts Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Your base Posts: 8,427	Quote: Originally posted by Tricky That was an error in translation from the Dead Sea Tortillas. What it actually says is, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighobor's ass, even if it's very attractive". GTITS wants you to covet tacos. All the time. Yet scholarly evidence suggest that the closest ideological translation would be "thou shall not covet thy neighbor's chalupa," which works well except in the context of another line, "honor thy taco and thy burrito."
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13th January 2003, 03:03 PM	#25
Javalar Muse Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 628	Don't you A-tacoists forget: - Tacos are made according to the ATR. (Ancient Taco Recipe) - YOU are made out of Tacos (because you eat them) - YOU obey the ATR. Now excuse me while I spread shreaded letuce, cheese and diced tomatoes over my meat filling.
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13th January 2003, 04:46 PM	#26
BroodingSkill Thinker Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: the Good ole 559 Posts: 178	Hey Dave, do you even have so much as a Taco Bell up in the hills or do you have to make your own? or maybe you have to go up to Oakurst or drive down to the valley for it? Just asking a geographical question, I'm curious? I know this is sort of off topic but I haven't posted in a while, and I felt the sudden desire to do so. Thanx. This whole tacoist thing is something I can believe in, or at least eat. Maybe I'll put on a suit and wear a funny name badge with some ridiculus title on it, hop on my bike and go door to door and preach the purity of tacos to total strangers..(nah! that's too much like work). Well at least I can go to the local church( Taco Bell), make a donation and eat of the body of our lord( the taco) and bask in it's everlasting love and farts( sorry my stomach doesn't like spicy food one bit, even Taco Bells, which isn't that spicy even), and belch my pleasure. Ah, what Bliss! edited to add all the stupid stuff above.
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13th January 2003, 05:15 PM	#27
sir drinks-a-lot Guest Posts: n/a	You know, an omnipotent, omnibenevolent, omniscient god would have given you that taco!
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13th January 2003, 07:14 PM	#28
Regnad Kcin Philosopher Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The ol' Same place Posts: 6,281	[Gregorian chant mode] Carne asada, in excelcis deo. [/Gregorian chant mode]
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13th January 2003, 11:22 PM	#29
evildave Guest Posts: n/a	Quote: Originally posted by BroodingSkill Hey Dave, do you even have so much as a Taco Bell up in the hills or do you have to make your own? or maybe you have to go up to Oakurst or drive down to the valley for it? Just asking a geographical question, I'm curious? I know this is sort of off topic but I haven't posted in a while, and I felt the sudden desire to do so. Thanx. This whole tacoist thing is something I can believe in, or at least eat. Maybe I'll put on a suit and wear a funny name badge with some ridiculus title on it, hop on my bike and go door to door and preach the purity of tacos to total strangers..(nah! that's too much like work). Well at least I can go to the local church( Taco Bell), make a donation and eat of the body of our lord( the taco) and bask in it's everlasting love and farts( sorry my stomach doesn't like spicy food one bit, even Taco Bells, which isn't that spicy even), and belch my pleasure. Ah, what Bliss! edited to add all the stupid stuff above. Actually, I desired (and ate) grilled fish tacos at the taco place in North Fresno, next to Lowe's and the the video game exchanging place. But there is Tia Rita's right around the block from me. There's a mexican place in Coarsegold. There's several mexican places in Oakhurst, including the Taqueria, next to the Met cinema. There is also an extremely good mexican restaraunt in North Fork that looks like a burger dive, but their sit-down dinners are really, really fabulous. And (of course) there's the Taco Hell in Oakhurst. Flavorless .59 cent tacos in bulk. From a caulk gun. The only flavor is from the little plastic packets. Added: What is the significance of horchata? I usually want this even more than tacos. And what of chorizo con huevos?
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13th January 2003, 11:40 PM	#30
Mossy Scholar Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 75	I've sent Taco Tim an email, requesting his wisdom and insight into the inherent holiness of Tacos. Unfortunately, Tim seems to be a little militant - but that is often the case with new converts. We need to spread the word that Tacoism is not about hate - it is about Love... and Tacos. Okay, mostly it is about Tacos - but there really is room for love too, and while it isn't about hate - it is important to hate those that willfully reject the logic, science and divinity that is Tacoism. Spread the word, love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor's Taco, and covet - oh yes, don't forget to covet! Tricky's accurate comment regarding the Dead Sea Tortillas (a little salty, some would say) is something you should never forget: Covet Tacos, GTITS wouldn't have it any other way. -Ed
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14th January 2003, 06:49 AM	#31
Regnad Kcin Philosopher Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The ol' Same place Posts: 6,281	Quote: Originally posted by evildave Actually, I desired (and ate) grilled fish tacos ... Mmm, pass the plate at the Church of Our Lady of the Immaculate Rubio's!
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14th January 2003, 07:58 AM	#32
kourama Thinker Join Date: May 2002 Location: canada Posts: 216	Quote: Originally posted by c4ts Suddenly I am reminded that "taco" can be slang for "vagina." Yeah, I admit my purile mind noticed that too. Actually, we usually referr to "Taco Shell" around here. Gee, I hope I don't have to explain that... In any case you SOFT TACOISTS WILL BE THROWN INTO THE LAKE OF TOBASCO, by the ONE TRUE GTITS and his only son Cheesus of Nacho-reth!
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14th January 2003, 10:54 AM	#33
Upchurch Papa Funkosophy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Funky Town (STL, MO) Posts: 23,480	Quote: Originally posted by kourama In any case you SOFT TACOISTS WILL BE THROWN INTO THE LAKE OF TOBASCO, by the ONE TRUE GTITS and his only son Cheesus of Nacho-reth! See what I mean when I say that Cruncy Tacoists are too hard edged? The GTITS is all about love, kindness, and inexpensive spicy goodness regardless of the type of Tacoist you might be. You A-Tacoists can burn in Tex-Mex. Upchurch

14th January 2003, 11:38 AM	#34
c4ts Philosopher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Your base Posts: 8,427	You're all wrong. Not tacos, egg rolls! EGG ROLLS ARE THE ANSWER! EGG ROLLS WILL PROTECT YOU! EGG ROLLS WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE!
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