What Would Jesus Watch?

3rd March 2003, 07:00 PM

What movies from the last twenty years would JC watch and approve? Did he ever laugh? Would he find JC (Jim Carey) funny?

It says he cried. Maybe a tear jerker like Steel Magnolias?

Junior Bidlack · 3rd March 2003, 07:23 PM

If he has a good sense of humor, my guess would be Dogma.

arcticpenguin · 3rd March 2003, 07:30 PM

The Blues Brothers.

After all, he was on his own Mission from God.

Franko · 3rd March 2003, 07:55 PM

I bet you a million dollars JC would be in here, watching this forum.

This place is far more interesting than TV or movies. Plus a good bit of it is hysterically funny. I bet JC probably had a good sense of humor? ... don't you think?

3rd March 2003, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Franko
I bet you a million dollars JC would be in here, watching this forum.

This place is far more interesting than TV or movies. Plus a good bit of it is hysterically funny. I bet JC probably had a good sense of humor? ... don't you think?

Franko, the more we agree, the more I wonder what the deal is... is you dumbing down or is I smarting up??

3rd March 2003, 08:04 PM

why is jc a factor?

(1) he is the son of god (is god) and so what he does seems like it should matter ...

or

(2) he is nobody and what he does is no different than what you and I do.

if we assume (1), then the answer is moot. if we assume (2) then then answer is irrelevant.

Scott

The Central Scrutinizer · 3rd March 2003, 08:07 PM

I'm assuming he would watch "Jesus 'n Pals".

Walter Wayne · 4th March 2003, 01:18 AM

Probably something really nice and uplifting. But he'd wish he was watching women's tennis on the sports channel.

shemp · 4th March 2003, 04:33 AM

Playboy Channel

Victoria's Secret Special

SI Swimsuit Special

The Man Show

4th March 2003, 05:50 AM

You know folks, it kinda defeats the purpose of putting someone on ignore if the next person that posts quotes that person.

Skeptical Greg · 4th March 2003, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmygun
You know folks, it kinda defeats the purpose of putting someone on ignore if the next person that posts quotes that person.

Your kidding?

May we have your ignore list so we won't make this grievous error in the future?

iain · 4th March 2003, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diogenes

Your kidding?

May we have your ignore list so we won't make this grievous error in the future?

No no no. We have to put everyone's ignore lists together and then forbid quoting any user who is on any person's ignore list.

Franko · 4th March 2003, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iain
No no no. We have to put everyone's ignore lists together and then forbid quoting any user who is on any person's ignore list.

What is Nazism, Alex?

hehehe ...

Checkmite · 4th March 2003, 07:07 AM

What is sarcasm, Franko?

Franko · 4th March 2003, 07:18 AM

Quote:

What is sarcasm, Franko?

hehe ... You're actually likeable when you are funny.

Checkmite · 4th March 2003, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Franko

hehe ... You're actually likeable when you are funny.

That's what my last ex-girlfriend said right before she became "bi-curious".

Franko · 4th March 2003, 07:38 AM

Quote:

That's what my last girlfriend said right before she became "bi-curious".

"bi-curious", or "bye-curious" ... If they are pretty the former is far better than the latter.

Checkmite · 4th March 2003, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Franko

"bi-curious", or "bye-curious" ... If they are pretty the former is far better than the latter.

Well, that's the thing...she was only "bi-curious" for about a week. After that, it was "bye" for me....without the "curious". (sniffle)

Franko · 4th March 2003, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Well, that's the thing...she was only "bi-curious" for about a week. After that, it was "bye" for me....without the "curious". (sniffle)

Well, perhaps a better Fate awaits you on the next cycle (reiteration)?

fidiot · 4th March 2003, 08:04 AM

Jesus would have the front row seats for Jerry Springer

Tricky · 4th March 2003, 08:47 AM

The Life Of Brian

Unquestionably.

corplinx · 4th March 2003, 07:56 PM

Yet. I bet he would turn into a huge Monty Python geek. He would brag about he could do the walks from the "Ministry of Funny Walks" and about how he could quote most of the Holy Grail. Then he would raise graham chapman from the dead, forgive him for making yellowbeard, and finally force a Monty Python reunion.

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iain Graduate Poster Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,293	Quote: Originally posted by Diogenes Your kidding? May we have your ignore list so we won't make this grievous error in the future? No no no. We have to put everyone's ignore lists together and then forbid quoting any user who is on any person's ignore list.
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Franko Master Poster Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,338	Quote: Originally posted by iain No no no. We have to put everyone's ignore lists together and then forbid quoting any user who is on any person's ignore list. What is Nazism, Alex? hehehe ...
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4th March 2003, 07:36 AM	#16
Checkmite Skepticifimisticalationist Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Third in line Posts: 14,898	Quote: Originally posted by Franko hehe ... You're actually likeable when you are funny. That's what my last ex-girlfriend said right before she became "bi-curious".
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Franko Master Poster Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,338	Quote: That's what my last girlfriend said right before she became "bi-curious". "bi-curious", or "bye-curious" ... If they are pretty the former is far better than the latter.
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4th March 2003, 07:43 AM	#18
Checkmite Skepticifimisticalationist Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Third in line Posts: 14,898	Quote: Originally posted by Franko "bi-curious", or "bye-curious" ... If they are pretty the former is far better than the latter. Well, that's the thing...she was only "bi-curious" for about a week. After that, it was "bye" for me....without the "curious". (sniffle)
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Franko Master Poster Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,338	Quote: Well, that's the thing...she was only "bi-curious" for about a week. After that, it was "bye" for me....without the "curious". (sniffle) Well, perhaps a better Fate awaits you on the next cycle (reiteration)?
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