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dasmiller · 2nd December 2010, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by alfa1

In one day the Universe will be a crowded place!

In my view the Big Bang is cyclic and the size of the Universe can not go under 4*10^(-43) cubic meters.

V = M*20*v/m = 4*10^(-43) cubic meters

V – Smallest volume of the Universe
M - Mass of the Universe
m – Planck mass
v – Planck volume

uhh . . . I think you already said that

quarky · 2nd December 2010, 12:16 PM

In the olden days, the universe wasn't all hung up on being big.

dafydd · 2nd December 2010, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by Cuddles

Yeah, but how the **** do they work?

By Kwantoom,the divine force.

Craig4 · 2nd December 2010, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by quarky

In the olden days, the universe wasn't all hung up on being big.

I know I saw the Universe at the gym the other day and he was all walking around hunched with that "fake big lats" walk trying to look all big and stuff. I was like, geeze what happened to you?

Dancing David · 2nd December 2010, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by quarky

In the olden days, the universe wasn't all hung up on being big.

Its not the size of the universe it is how you bang it.

cornsail · 2nd December 2010, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Vorticity

alfa1, I never got answers to my questions from page 1 of this thread:

I'm completely serious. You seek to use the notation of quantum mechanics. Such usage is meaningless unless you preserve the notation's meaning.

“Because science will be very complicated, those who will explain with science "Who am I?" will not be able to communicate with the rest of the population!”
Adrian Ferent

dafydd · 2nd December 2010, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by cornsail

“Because science will be very complicated, those who will explain with science "Who am I?" will not be able to communicate with the rest of the population!”
Adrian Ferent

Does Adrian always choose his words at random?

alfa1 · 2nd December 2010, 03:10 PM

My point is: If the Universe will become smaller than 4*10^(-43) cubic meters the Universe will have a density higher than the Planck density...
But we can't describe physics at densities higher than the Planck density in the quantum world!
http://www4.ncsu.edu/unity/lockers/u...inflation.html

dafydd · 2nd December 2010, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by alfa1

My point is: If the Universe will become smaller than 4*10^(-43) cubic meters the Universe will have a density higher than the Planck density...
But we can't describe physics at densities higher than the Planck density in the quantum world!
http://www4.ncsu.edu/unity/lockers/u...inflation.html

More breaking news!!!.Lucky you were here to tell us.

A Laughing Baby · 2nd December 2010, 03:14 PM

In my theory, the world can be explained by the following:

A generic exponential function multiplied by some coefficient (S) is equivalent to the function of a random draw (N) from some series (U).

Imagine I put that on every post I make from here on out. And once you write it out, my function is WAY truer than yours.

alfa1 · 2nd December 2010, 03:16 PM

This means the Universe will not go to ZERO volume like Stephen Hawking and others said!

A Laughing Baby · 2nd December 2010, 03:21 PM

My theory is still truer, sorry. I mean, take a look at it:

Se^x=F(U_n)

Accept your mathematical defeat and move on with some grace.

dafydd · 2nd December 2010, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by alfa1

This means the Universe will not go to ZERO volume like Stephen Hawking and others said!

It won't get as small as this?

cornsail · 2nd December 2010, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by dafydd

Does Adrian always choose his words at random?

He's a wave, not a tangent.

I Ratant · 2nd December 2010, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by A Laughing Baby

My theory is still truer, sorry. I mean, take a look at it:

Se^x=F(U_n)

Accept your mathematical defeat and move on with some grace.

.
Having Se^x is a lot funner than worrying about the size of the universe, or its beginning or its end.

dafydd · 2nd December 2010, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by cornsail

He's a wave, not a tangent.

He's a Boojum,not a Snark.

alfa1 · 2nd December 2010, 03:50 PM

The problem is we have to look for another Universe where to move!

A Laughing Baby · 2nd December 2010, 03:52 PM

I can't think of another universe, but I can gladly suggest some other forums for you

alfa1 · 2nd December 2010, 03:55 PM

A parallel Universe can be very close to us!

dafydd · 2nd December 2010, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by alfa1

The problem is we have to look for another Universe where to move!

Why and when?

alfa1 · 2nd December 2010, 03:56 PM

Soon!

cornsail · 2nd December 2010, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by alfa1

The problem is we have to look for another Universe where to move!

Perhaps life is subjected to octopus. We are giant octopus brain floating amongst other left handed brains.

dafydd · 2nd December 2010, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by alfa1

Soon!

This farce has gone on long enough now.Happy trolling.

cornsail · 2nd December 2010, 03:58 PM

I am the first in the world who wrote a link between spirituality and frutti di mare.

alfa1 · 2nd December 2010, 03:59 PM

I would like to go now from Romania!
In any Universe!

Marcus · 2nd December 2010, 04:25 PM

Well make up your mind. Do you aspire to be a woo or a troll? Either way you're going to need some lessons.

alfa1 · 2nd December 2010, 04:38 PM

All my life I will learn!

Marcus · 2nd December 2010, 04:53 PM

That's the spirit. Be all the troll that you can be.

The Man · 2nd December 2010, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by I Ratant

.
Snip!
Now you have two pieces of string!

Dang, I hate when that happens!!!

The Man · 2nd December 2010, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by The Norseman

Originally Posted by alfa1

Chinese scientists are using the country's most expensive ever science project, a light-emitting synchrotron, to solve the mystery of acupuncture points.

<link removed>

Why am I suddenly picturing Bender dressed in a 70's era disco outfit?

Evidently he is just using a self-quote emitting ‘sphinctertron’ for his 'experiments'.

The Man · 2nd December 2010, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by alfa1

In one day the Universe will be a crowded place!

In my view the Big Bang is cyclic and the size of the Universe can not go under 4*10^(-43) cubic meters.

V = M*20*v/m = 4*10^(-43) cubic meters

V – Smallest volume of the Universe
M - Mass of the Universe
m – Planck mass
v – Planck volume

So that puts your “M - Mass of the Universe” at about 5.78*10⁷⁹ kg

How did you arrive at that value or did you just pull from the same place as your 98%?

Originally Posted by alfa1

All my life I will learn!

Get back to us when you have learned,

or have a definition and evidence of your “chakras”.

Including units of measure that must relate to some Force times some Distance (if you are going to claim it is energy). How you measure and localize your “chakras” (if your are going to claim, as you have, “chakras or energy centers” and “chakras level”). As well as how you determine “chakras” direction if you’re going to try to equate your purported “chakras or energy” “theory” to quantum field theory. You’ve got a long way to go, alfa1, before you show any evidence of, well, science in your imaginary “link between science and spirituality”.

The Man · 2nd December 2010, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by cornsail

I am the first in the world who wrote a link between spirituality and frutti di mare.

Now there’s a linkage worth exploring.

The Man · 2nd December 2010, 06:11 PM

Warning malicious site!!!

Originally Posted by alfa1

Chinese scientists are using the country's most expensive ever science project, a light-emitting synchrotron, to solve the mystery of acupuncture points.

<link removed>

I clicked on the above link to see what he was talking about and it was blocked by my firewall as a malicious site.

DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK!!

ETA:

Post reported and link removed from quote for that reason.

I have never reported a post nor did I ever think I would have reason to do so, but a potential malicious link left me no alternative.

Sorry alfa1, I don’t presume it was any intent on your part and I would recommend you do an intensive scan of your system.

The Norseman · 2nd December 2010, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by Cuddles

I don't know, but I actually work at one of those (a synchrotron that is, not a 70s disco) and I've never seen him here.

So. Disappointed.

Fnord · 2nd December 2010, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by The Man

Sorry alfa1, I don’t presume it was any intent on your part and I would recommend you do an intensive scan of your system.

With any favorable occurance of random chance, Alfie's OS has been so severely compromised that he can not longer access Teh Interwebz!

The Man · 2nd December 2010, 10:48 PM

We couldn’t be that favorably occurrent, and it seems that it is not just the OS of his computer that has been severely compromised.

nathan · 2nd December 2010, 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by Wrathernaut

I grew up believing I was made of snips, snails and puppy-dog tails.

I thought it was slugs, snails, puppy-dog tails.

What's a snip? (Hey I may as well try and learn something)

nathan · 3rd December 2010, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by dafydd

When I pointed out that biology takes place at the molecular level and quantum effects were confined to the sub-atomic level I may as well have been speaking Chinese to her.

Incorrect chinese at that.

Yithmas · 3rd December 2010, 12:36 AM

Originally Posted by A Laughing Baby

My theory is still truer, sorry. I mean, take a look at it:

Se^x=F(U_n)

Accept your mathematical defeat and move on with some grace.

Your devine powers of universal insight are beyond awesome!

dafydd · 3rd December 2010, 04:23 AM

Originally Posted by nathan

Incorrect chinese at that.

Happy to hear it.Perhaps you could tell me how quantum processes can cure cancer,aids and hepatitis c.

2nd December 2010, 11:18 AM	#281
dasmiller Just the right amount of cowbell Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Well past Hither, looking for Yon Posts: 3,503	Originally Posted by alfa1 In one day the Universe will be a crowded place! In my view the Big Bang is cyclic and the size of the Universe can not go under 410^(-43) cubic meters. V = M20v/m = 410^(-43) cubic meters V – Smallest volume of the Universe M - Mass of the Universe m – Planck mass v – Planck volume uhh . . . I think you already said that
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2nd December 2010, 12:16 PM	#282
quarky Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 20,454	In the olden days, the universe wasn't all hung up on being big.
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2nd December 2010, 12:48 PM	#284
Craig4 Philosopher Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 5,397	Originally Posted by quarky In the olden days, the universe wasn't all hung up on being big. I know I saw the Universe at the gym the other day and he was all walking around hunched with that "fake big lats" walk trying to look all big and stuff. I was like, geeze what happened to you?
Craig4 Philosopher Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 5,397

2nd December 2010, 01:13 PM	#285
Dancing David Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 34,919	Originally Posted by quarky In the olden days, the universe wasn't all hung up on being big. Its not the size of the universe it is how you bang it.
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2nd December 2010, 03:10 PM	#288
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	My point is: If the Universe will become smaller than 4*10^(-43) cubic meters the Universe will have a density higher than the Planck density... But we can't describe physics at densities higher than the Planck density in the quantum world! http://www4.ncsu.edu/unity/lockers/u...inflation.html
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331

2nd December 2010, 12:40 PM	#283
dafydd Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belgium (Flatland) Posts: 31,680	Originally Posted by Cuddles Yeah, but how the **** do they work? By Kwantoom,the divine force.

2nd December 2010, 01:35 PM	#286
cornsail Master Poster Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: nowhereville Posts: 2,694	Originally Posted by Vorticity alfa1, I never got answers to my questions from page 1 of this thread: I'm completely serious. You seek to use the notation of quantum mechanics. Such usage is meaningless unless you preserve the notation's meaning. “Because science will be very complicated, those who will explain with science "Who am I?" will not be able to communicate with the rest of the population!” Adrian Ferent

2nd December 2010, 01:49 PM	#287
dafydd Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belgium (Flatland) Posts: 31,680	Originally Posted by cornsail “Because science will be very complicated, those who will explain with science "Who am I?" will not be able to communicate with the rest of the population!” Adrian Ferent Does Adrian always choose his words at random?

2nd December 2010, 03:12 PM	#289
dafydd Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belgium (Flatland) Posts: 31,680	Originally Posted by alfa1 My point is: If the Universe will become smaller than 4*10^(-43) cubic meters the Universe will have a density higher than the Planck density... But we can't describe physics at densities higher than the Planck density in the quantum world! http://www4.ncsu.edu/unity/lockers/u...inflation.html More breaking news!!!.Lucky you were here to tell us.

2nd December 2010, 03:14 PM	#290
A Laughing Baby A baby. Goo goo ga ga Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,992	In my theory, the world can be explained by the following: A generic exponential function multiplied by some coefficient (S) is equivalent to the function of a random draw (N) from some series (U). Imagine I put that on every post I make from here on out. And once you write it out, my function is WAY truer than yours.
	__________________ Plorate, omnes virgines!!

2nd December 2010, 03:16 PM	#291
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	This means the Universe will not go to ZERO volume like Stephen Hawking and others said!
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331

2nd December 2010, 03:21 PM	#292
A Laughing Baby A baby. Goo goo ga ga Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,992	My theory is still truer, sorry. I mean, take a look at it: Se^x=F(U_n) Accept your mathematical defeat and move on with some grace.
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2nd December 2010, 03:26 PM	#293
dafydd Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belgium (Flatland) Posts: 31,680	Originally Posted by alfa1 This means the Universe will not go to ZERO volume like Stephen Hawking and others said! It won't get as small as this?

2nd December 2010, 03:35 PM	#294
cornsail Master Poster Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: nowhereville Posts: 2,694	Originally Posted by dafydd Does Adrian always choose his words at random? He's a wave, not a tangent.

2nd December 2010, 03:41 PM	#295
I Ratant Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,305	Originally Posted by A Laughing Baby My theory is still truer, sorry. I mean, take a look at it: Se^x=F(U_n) Accept your mathematical defeat and move on with some grace. . Having Se^x is a lot funner than worrying about the size of the universe, or its beginning or its end.

2nd December 2010, 03:41 PM	#296
dafydd Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belgium (Flatland) Posts: 31,680	Originally Posted by cornsail He's a wave, not a tangent. He's a Boojum,not a Snark.

2nd December 2010, 03:50 PM	#297
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	The problem is we have to look for another Universe where to move!
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331

2nd December 2010, 03:52 PM	#298
A Laughing Baby A baby. Goo goo ga ga Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,992	I can't think of another universe, but I can gladly suggest some other forums for you
	__________________ Plorate, omnes virgines!!

2nd December 2010, 03:55 PM	#299
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	A parallel Universe can be very close to us!
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331

2nd December 2010, 03:55 PM	#300
dafydd Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belgium (Flatland) Posts: 31,680	Originally Posted by alfa1 The problem is we have to look for another Universe where to move! Why and when?

2nd December 2010, 03:56 PM	#301
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	Soon!
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331

2nd December 2010, 03:57 PM	#302
cornsail Master Poster Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: nowhereville Posts: 2,694	Originally Posted by alfa1 The problem is we have to look for another Universe where to move! Perhaps life is subjected to octopus. We are giant octopus brain floating amongst other left handed brains.

2nd December 2010, 03:57 PM	#303
dafydd Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belgium (Flatland) Posts: 31,680	Originally Posted by alfa1 Soon! This farce has gone on long enough now.Happy trolling.

2nd December 2010, 03:58 PM	#304
cornsail Master Poster Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: nowhereville Posts: 2,694	I am the first in the world who wrote a link between spirituality and frutti di mare.

2nd December 2010, 03:59 PM	#305
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	I would like to go now from Romania! In any Universe!
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	Last edited by alfa1; 2nd December 2010 at 04:00 PM.

2nd December 2010, 04:25 PM	#306
Marcus Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Austin Posts: 1,866	Well make up your mind. Do you aspire to be a woo or a troll? Either way you're going to need some lessons.

2nd December 2010, 04:38 PM	#307
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331	All my life I will learn!
alfa1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 331

2nd December 2010, 04:53 PM	#308
Marcus Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Austin Posts: 1,866	That's the spirit. Be all the troll that you can be.

2nd December 2010, 05:41 PM	#309
The Man Scourge, of the supernatural Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Poughkeepsie, NY Posts: 7,579	Originally Posted by I Ratant . Snip! Now you have two pieces of string! Dang, I hate when that happens!!!
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2nd December 2010, 05:42 PM	#310
The Man Scourge, of the supernatural Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Poughkeepsie, NY Posts: 7,579	Originally Posted by The Norseman Originally Posted by alfa1 Chinese scientists are using the country's most expensive ever science project, a light-emitting synchrotron, to solve the mystery of acupuncture points. <link removed> Why am I suddenly picturing Bender dressed in a 70's era disco outfit? Evidently he is just using a self-quote emitting ‘sphinctertron’ for his 'experiments'.
	__________________ "Not a seat but a springboard” (1942 Winston Churchill) "As he who, seeking asses, found a kingdom" (1671 Milton "Paradise Regained") "for it seem'd A void was made in nature, all her bonds Crack'd; and I saw the flaring atom-streams And torrents of her myriad universe, Ruining along the illimitable inane, Fly on to clash together again, and make Another and another frame of things For ever." (1868 Tennyson "Lucretius") Last edited by The Man; 2nd December 2010 at 06:51 PM. Reason: removed link & "experiments" to 'experiments' as not a direct quote

2nd December 2010, 05:46 PM	#311
The Man Scourge, of the supernatural Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Poughkeepsie, NY Posts: 7,579	Originally Posted by alfa1 In one day the Universe will be a crowded place! In my view the Big Bang is cyclic and the size of the Universe can not go under 410^(-43) cubic meters. V = M20v/m = 410^(-43) cubic meters V – Smallest volume of the Universe M - Mass of the Universe m – Planck mass v – Planck volume So that puts your “M - Mass of the Universe” at about 5.7810⁷⁹ kg How did you arrive at that value or did you just pull from the same place as your 98%? Originally Posted by alfa1* All my life I will learn! Get back to us when you have learned, or have a definition and evidence of your “chakras”. Including units of measure that must relate to some Force times some Distance (if you are going to claim it is energy). How you measure and localize your “chakras” (if your are going to claim, as you have, “chakras or energy centers” and “chakras level”). As well as how you determine “chakras” direction if you’re going to try to equate your purported “chakras or energy” “theory” to quantum field theory. You’ve got a long way to go, alfa1, before you show any evidence of, well, science in your imaginary “link between science and spirituality”.
	__________________ "Not a seat but a springboard” (1942 Winston Churchill) "As he who, seeking asses, found a kingdom" (1671 Milton "Paradise Regained") "for it seem'd A void was made in nature, all her bonds Crack'd; and I saw the flaring atom-streams And torrents of her myriad universe, Ruining along the illimitable inane, Fly on to clash together again, and make Another and another frame of things For ever." (1868 Tennyson "Lucretius") Last edited by The Man; 2nd December 2010 at 05:50 PM. Reason: supertext

2nd December 2010, 05:50 PM	#312
The Man Scourge, of the supernatural Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Poughkeepsie, NY Posts: 7,579	Originally Posted by cornsail I am the first in the world who wrote a link between spirituality and frutti di mare. Now there’s a linkage worth exploring.
	__________________ "Not a seat but a springboard” (1942 Winston Churchill) "As he who, seeking asses, found a kingdom" (1671 Milton "Paradise Regained") "for it seem'd A void was made in nature, all her bonds Crack'd; and I saw the flaring atom-streams And torrents of her myriad universe, Ruining along the illimitable inane, Fly on to clash together again, and make Another and another frame of things For ever." (1868 Tennyson "Lucretius")

2nd December 2010, 06:11 PM	#313
The Man Scourge, of the supernatural Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Poughkeepsie, NY Posts: 7,579	Warning malicious site!!! Warning malicious site!!! Originally Posted by alfa1 Chinese scientists are using the country's most expensive ever science project, a light-emitting synchrotron, to solve the mystery of acupuncture points. <link removed> I clicked on the above link to see what he was talking about and it was blocked by my firewall as a malicious site. DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK!! ETA: Post reported and link removed from quote for that reason. I have never reported a post nor did I ever think I would have reason to do so, but a potential malicious link left me no alternative. Sorry alfa1, I don’t presume it was any intent on your part and I would recommend you do an intensive scan of your system.
	__________________ "Not a seat but a springboard” (1942 Winston Churchill) "As he who, seeking asses, found a kingdom" (1671 Milton "Paradise Regained") "for it seem'd A void was made in nature, all her bonds Crack'd; and I saw the flaring atom-streams And torrents of her myriad universe, Ruining along the illimitable inane, Fly on to clash together again, and make Another and another frame of things For ever." (1868 Tennyson "Lucretius") Last edited by The Man; 2nd December 2010 at 06:31 PM. Reason: ETA and typos in ETA

2nd December 2010, 07:40 PM	#314
The Norseman I Void Warranties Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The Treasure Valley Posts: 3,302	Originally Posted by Cuddles I don't know, but I actually work at one of those (a synchrotron that is, not a 70s disco) and I've never seen him here. So. Disappointed.
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2nd December 2010, 08:22 PM	#315
Fnord Metasyntactic Variable Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,633	Originally Posted by The Man Sorry alfa1, I don’t presume it was any intent on your part and I would recommend you do an intensive scan of your system. With any favorable occurance of random chance, Alfie's OS has been so severely compromised that he can not longer access Teh Interwebz!
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