Abortion and the absolute worst music you've ever heard

shecky · 4th March 2003, 10:11 PM

http://www.danacountryman.com/coolan...born_Child.mp3

I don't know what to say. This has to be about the most repulsive tune I've ever heard. Can it be coincidence that it's from a Christian whacko "entertainer"?

5th March 2003, 12:37 AM

Aww, how sticky sweet.

"Why did you kill me, mommy?"

Though I recommend "Christmas When You're Dead" for an equally in-depth treatise on life and death.

Megalodon · 5th March 2003, 06:43 AM

I just got to the "...polen of a flower..." bit.

The muppet voice just made me sick...

Skeptical Greg · 5th March 2003, 06:48 AM

To really appreciate it, you need to imagine Jesus and the Disciples, doing a RAP version...

Upchurch · 5th March 2003, 06:58 AM

There are no words for how disgusting that song is. Who is the intended audience?

edited to add: I agree about the muppet voice being a horrific touch. I just hope that no kid hears the beginning of it.

shecky · 5th March 2003, 10:46 AM

AFAIK, the intended audience was probably kids. This seems to be Christian "family" material from the 70s by Mark Fox (aka "Lil' Markie"). The guy's still around!

This is truly one of the few things I've ever come across that evoke both laughter and nausea at the same time. Just when the monologue ends and you don't think it can get any worse, it does , in the form of a song. Twisted just isn't a strong enough word.

Akots · 5th March 2003, 11:02 AM

Abortion makes baby jesus... uh...

ew...

fidiot · 5th March 2003, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diogenes
To really appreciate it, you need to imagine Jesus and the Disciples, doing a RAP version...

Jesus and Judas taking turns on the turntables, of course.

neutrino_cannon · 6th March 2003, 10:27 PM

Looked up the artist. ugh.

This is music? Isn't that being a little hard on music to classify it anywhere close?

And WTF was that about long hair being genetic?

"Killing me under her heart" WTF? Or does that go to kiss this guy? Or would they ban me there for defiling their website?

4th March 2003, 10:11 PM	#1
shecky Master Poster Join Date: May 2002 Location: Home of the Homeless Posts: 2,190	Abortion and the absolute worst music you've ever heard http://www.danacountryman.com/coolan...born_Child.mp3 I don't know what to say. This has to be about the most repulsive tune I've ever heard. Can it be coincidence that it's from a Christian whacko "entertainer"?

5th March 2003, 12:37 AM	#2
evildave Guest Posts: n/a	Aww, how sticky sweet. "Why did you kill me, mommy?" Though I recommend "Christmas When You're Dead" for an equally in-depth treatise on life and death.
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5th March 2003, 06:43 AM	#3
Megalodon Master Poster Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,522	I just got to the "...polen of a flower..." bit. The muppet voice just made me sick...
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Skeptical Greg Agave Wine Connoisseur Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Just past 'Resume Speed' Posts: 12,873	To really appreciate it, you need to imagine Jesus and the Disciples, doing a RAP version...
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Upchurch Papa Funkosophy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Funky Town (STL, MO) Posts: 23,428	There are no words for how disgusting that song is. Who is the intended audience? edited to add: I agree about the muppet voice being a horrific touch. I just hope that no kid hears the beginning of it.

5th March 2003, 10:46 AM	#6
shecky Master Poster Join Date: May 2002 Location: Home of the Homeless Posts: 2,190	AFAIK, the intended audience was probably kids. This seems to be Christian "family" material from the 70s by Mark Fox (aka "Lil' Markie"). The guy's still around! This is truly one of the few things I've ever come across that evoke both laughter and nausea at the same time. Just when the monologue ends and you don't think it can get any worse, it does , in the form of a song. Twisted just isn't a strong enough word.

5th March 2003, 07:51 PM	#8
fidiot Thinker Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 181	Quote: Originally posted by Diogenes To really appreciate it, you need to imagine Jesus and the Disciples, doing a RAP version... Jesus and Judas taking turns on the turntables, of course.
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6th March 2003, 10:27 PM	#9
neutrino_cannon Master Poster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Seventh circle of limbo Posts: 2,575	Looked up the artist. ugh. This is music? Isn't that being a little hard on music to classify it anywhere close? And WTF was that about long hair being genetic? "Killing me under her heart" WTF? Or does that go to kiss this guy? Or would they ban me there for defiling their website?
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