Response to Busted Miracle

Bottle or the Gun · 12th March 2004, 06:46 PM

"Wouldn't you think that perhaps only a lowly angel might have been assigned to guard this site against such an unholy act? The weeping and wailing that went on caused quite a fuss among the faithful in Clearwater, but I have the perfect solution. New glass panes have now been put in. Simply remove the cap from the broken pipe, and restore the sprinkler system for a couple of weeks until the chemical deposit has been made again. It's that simple. Anyone can make a virgin."

Isn't that like unscrewing a lightbulb?

Aoidoi · 12th March 2004, 07:23 PM

I was thinking of making
"Anyone can make a virgin" - Randi
my sig.

psy kick · 15th March 2004, 10:34 AM

How about

Instant virgin; just add water.

Segnosaur · 26th March 2004, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psy kick
How about

Instant virgin; just add water.

Unless they're homeopathic virgins, then adding water will just create more powerful virgins.

12th March 2004, 06:46 PM	#1
Bottle or the Gun Muse Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 890	Response to Busted Miracle "Wouldn't you think that perhaps only a lowly angel might have been assigned to guard this site against such an unholy act? The weeping and wailing that went on caused quite a fuss among the faithful in Clearwater, but I have the perfect solution. New glass panes have now been put in. Simply remove the cap from the broken pipe, and restore the sprinkler system for a couple of weeks until the chemical deposit has been made again. It's that simple. Anyone can make a virgin." Isn't that like unscrewing a lightbulb?
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12th March 2004, 07:23 PM	#2
Aoidoi Illuminator Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 4,417	I was thinking of making "Anyone can make a virgin" - Randi my sig.
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26th March 2004, 01:35 PM	#4
Segnosaur Philosopher Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada, eh? Posts: 6,065	Quote: Originally posted by psy kick How about Instant virgin; just add water. Unless they're homeopathic virgins, then adding water will just create more powerful virgins.
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15th March 2004, 10:34 AM	#3
psy kick Critical Thinker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 303	How about Instant virgin; just add water.