The NEW Messiah

Temporal Renegade · 22nd March 2004, 05:04 PM

Hey, gang! Guess what? We done got us a NEW Messiah!

His name is Ted Jesus Christ GOD and he wants to save us!

Do I think that this is a joke? I have absolutely NO idea...

MLynn · 22nd March 2004, 05:31 PM

Sounds/looks like the website of a "Davidian" type person. Didn't read any of Ted's "scriptures" yet. It should be interesting reading...

Temporal Renegade · 23rd March 2004, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by MLynn
Sounds/looks like the website of a "Davidian" type person. Didn't read any of Ted's "scriptures" yet. It should be interesting reading...

My hair was down to my waist about two years ago; let me tell you, not ONCE did I think that, just because I needed a trim that I was Jesus.

Yahweh · 23rd March 2004, 06:57 PM

Yep, this guy really does look like the historically accepted white Judeo-European Christ just like we always knew Jesus was...

MLynn · 23rd March 2004, 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by Temporal Renegade

My hair was down to my waist about two years ago; let me tell you, not ONCE did I think that, just because I needed a trim that I was Jesus.

I'm relieved to here it (that you're not Jesus), although it would be nice to see how you looked with waist-length hair. cool avatar, by the way!

MLynn · 23rd March 2004, 08:24 PM

I did read some of Ted's "scriptures" and the dude sounds whacked out to me.

Yahweh · 23rd March 2004, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by MLynn
I did read some of Ted's "scriptures" and the dude sounds whacked out to me.

Did you learn this before or after reading his scriptures?

Temporal Renegade · 24th March 2004, 01:25 AM

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Originally posted by MLynn

I'm relieved to here it (that you're not Jesus), although it would be nice to see how you looked with waist-length hair. cool avatar, by the way!

Well, if I can get the scanner working maybe you will!

Thanks. Like your little dog, too!

24th March 2004, 03:07 PM

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ou are NOT saved unless in most cases you are a Close Worshipper and Follower and More of Ted Jesus Christ GOD and are on the Third Testament to Bibles! That Is THE WAY That Is For Now!

I always think THAT when I capitalize random WORDS in my sentances that they WILL make an impact ON the reader.

The part that gets me is when they add and More to the end of a bunch of stuff. Too funny. This can't be real.

MLynn · 24th March 2004, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by Yahweh

Did you learn this before or after reading his scriptures?

Actually, before reading them. Reading them just confirmed it.

22nd March 2004, 05:04 PM	#1
Temporal Renegade Last of the Time Lords Join Date: May 2003 Location: University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople Posts: 1,893	The NEW Messiah Hey, gang! Guess what? We done got us a NEW Messiah! His name is Ted Jesus Christ GOD and he wants to save us! Do I think that this is a joke? I have absolutely NO idea...
	__________________ "Attention please..... a child has been lost in the Tunnel of Goats......" .......FATHER TED

22nd March 2004, 05:31 PM	#2
MLynn Whippet of Peace Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 3,625	Sounds/looks like the website of a "Davidian" type person. Didn't read any of Ted's "scriptures" yet. It should be interesting reading...
	__________________ Mik - Obey the Zombie Whippet or she will eat your brain Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal MLynn, I've said it before: You're so nice, you couldn't get a rapper to call you a ho. - maddog

23rd March 2004, 02:02 PM	#3
Temporal Renegade Last of the Time Lords Join Date: May 2003 Location: University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople Posts: 1,893	Quote: Originally posted by MLynn Sounds/looks like the website of a "Davidian" type person. Didn't read any of Ted's "scriptures" yet. It should be interesting reading... My hair was down to my waist about two years ago; let me tell you, not ONCE did I think that, just because I needed a trim that I was Jesus.
	__________________ "Attention please..... a child has been lost in the Tunnel of Goats......" .......FATHER TED

23rd March 2004, 06:57 PM	#4
Yahweh Ayay ashay ayay Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,029	Yep, this guy really does look like the historically accepted white Judeo-European Christ just like we always knew Jesus was...
Yahweh Ayay ashay ayay Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,029

23rd March 2004, 07:46 PM	#5
MLynn Whippet of Peace Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 3,625	Quote: Originally posted by Temporal Renegade My hair was down to my waist about two years ago; let me tell you, not ONCE did I think that, just because I needed a trim that I was Jesus. I'm relieved to here it (that you're not Jesus), although it would be nice to see how you looked with waist-length hair. cool avatar, by the way!
	__________________ Mik - Obey the Zombie Whippet or she will eat your brain Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal MLynn, I've said it before: You're so nice, you couldn't get a rapper to call you a ho. - maddog

23rd March 2004, 08:24 PM	#6
MLynn Whippet of Peace Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 3,625	I did read some of Ted's "scriptures" and the dude sounds whacked out to me.
	__________________ Mik - Obey the Zombie Whippet or she will eat your brain Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal MLynn, I've said it before: You're so nice, you couldn't get a rapper to call you a ho. - maddog

23rd March 2004, 09:54 PM	#7
Yahweh Ayay ashay ayay Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,029	Quote: Originally posted by MLynn I did read some of Ted's "scriptures" and the dude sounds whacked out to me. Did you learn this before or after reading his scriptures?
Yahweh Ayay ashay ayay Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,029

24th March 2004, 01:25 AM	#8
Temporal Renegade Last of the Time Lords Join Date: May 2003 Location: University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople Posts: 1,893	Quote: Originally posted by MLynn I'm relieved to here it (that you're not Jesus), although it would be nice to see how you looked with waist-length hair. cool avatar, by the way! Well, if I can get the scanner working maybe you will! Thanks. Like your little dog, too!
	__________________ "Attention please..... a child has been lost in the Tunnel of Goats......" .......FATHER TED

24th March 2004, 03:07 PM	#9
Funkenstien Guest Posts: n/a	Quote: ou are NOT saved unless in most cases you are a Close Worshipper and Follower and More of Ted Jesus Christ GOD and are on the Third Testament to Bibles! That Is THE WAY That Is For Now! I always think THAT when I capitalize random WORDS in my sentances that they WILL make an impact ON the reader. The part that gets me is when they add and More to the end of a bunch of stuff. Too funny. This can't be real.
Funkenstien Guest Posts: n/a

24th March 2004, 07:34 PM	#10
MLynn Whippet of Peace Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 3,625	Quote: Originally posted by Yahweh Did you learn this before or after reading his scriptures? Actually, before reading them. Reading them just confirmed it.
	__________________ Mik - Obey the Zombie Whippet or she will eat your brain Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal MLynn, I've said it before: You're so nice, you couldn't get a rapper to call you a ho. - maddog